Post your gunfu then I shall bring you a gun waifu.
>>34959215
You realize I could just pick a gun that I know isn't in GF, right?
I don't need or want your chinese bullshit.
Fuck it, I'll play along.
Sure, why not
>>34959215
Can you try doing it the other way around?
Waifu my shit up f a m
>>34959215
As canuck I wonder why there isnt a Type 81 in GF.
>>34959215
>>34959215
I want this to see this.... IN GIRL FORM
>>34960051
She would be some kind of Russian/central asian cowboy.
>4 hours and no delivery
This is now a shovel thread
>>34959215
>c96 is a loli in GF
Bah.
>I will never take an MP5 loli to the summer festival
Just fucking kill me.
>>34961469
You're going to jail.
>>34959215
Winchester 1895, 7.62 NUGGET.
I'll make it easy
I found a pic someone made for the Mossberg
It's not bad I like it
>>34959421
>>34959215
>OP is a colossal fag who can't deliver
What a shocker
K31
>The have the CZ-805 but no VZ-58
Being a VZ-58 has to suck, it's basically in no media and everyone thinks it's an AK, it's like a movie stars strange looking sister.
>>34959215
>>34961807
>:3
>>34961807
*hotter sister
My Skeet/Trap/Clay Gun.
Parts made in Turkey and America.
short and T H I C C
>>34961934
Really VZ-58 is in that weird area where some people swear that she's much sexier than her sister while others think she's ugly as sin. She has such a distinct, unique look about her that there's really no objective answer.
>>34961997
>while others think she's ugly as sin
And they are wrong.
>>34959215
I don't play the game, I don't even own nor know anything about the gun, but ump9 is cute
>>34961985
Why does that look like a micro benis?
>>34961965
>Trap gun
>>34960097
>central asian cowboy
Finally someone recognize my nationality exists
My Ithaca is the love of my life.
My SVD girlfriend
>>34961807
Where do I get a VZ.58 with that exact color scheme
The best revolver (waifu) ever made
>thread had potential
>OP bails like a fagit
OP is a fagit
>>34961682
This.
Give us a Waifu for our Scar's
>>34962812
I don't think CSA or CZ (and certainly not century) actually make a variant with that colour scheme, it just seems to be a fairly popular custom cerakote job
>>34959215
>first gun is Mossberg 500
>since then every single dream where I have a gun that's mine it's always the Mossberg 500
>despite owning other stuff
even when taking this picture I get feelings I don't understand
>>34962950
>cerakote
I didn't even know that was a thing
wtf I want a vz.58 now
>>34962989
Post your full mossman?
Ok, other way around is much more appealing.
>>34963005
How did you not know what Cerakote is? It was the hottest shit among the gun community a few years back.
>>34963038
I barely got into guns a few year back
>>34963046
That would explain it, the meme kinda died down after a while.
Which isn't to say professional baked cerakote finishes are good, if you want your rifle to be borderline immortal to the elements it works great, but it's expensive and semi-regular maintenance will keep your gun chugging just fine.
>>34963009
ok
[spoiler]both vibes are free from amazon promotions, still haven't found a use for them[/spoiler]
>>34963114
>still haven't found a use for them
obviously you're going to stick them up your ass or you wouldn't have bought them in the first place faggot
>>34959215
What gun would Haruhi be?
>>34963114
I like it.
>>34963141
>tiny little bulb thingy that could go in and be lost in there somewhere with or without a flimsy cord
no thanks, I am not even into putting things up my ass in the first place
supposedly they can be used in a fleshlight but the stimulation would make you cum with no build up nor pleasure so I don't even use it for that.
like I said, still haven't found a use for them
>>34963145
I'd image some chinese knockoff of a service rifle that slamfires easily
I am waiting. OP
>>34962923
>>34961682
Since OP can't deliver, here's some fan art.
>>34962750
Ithaca?
More like Ithicca amirite?
>>34963389
>that loli
YES
>tfw not mountain jew
>>34961807
>VZ-58's often used as AK stand-ins when film makers can't get enough AK's (Lord of War being the most famous example, with an entire wall of VZ's posing as AK's)
Literally extra's-status.
>>34959421
Do a short haired version of M16 (Dissipator chan)
>>34963436
Yeah, but she's a smooth, tight dame. True thicc, not meme shit.
>>34963541
>>34959215
FLUFFY
you better deliver op
>>34963389
How does recoil in high heels work?
>>34960005
>>34963912
I want to put yukari in a mating press
>>34963966
yukari is for patting of head
>>34959215
>>34963978
I want to pat her cervix
>>34963918
I gotchu mane.
Op won't deliver, so go deliver on your own:
http://make.girls.moe/#/
>>34959355
Op won't deliver, so I will.
>>34959436
Op refuses to deliver, so I will.
>>34964620
>First model Thompson instead of an M1A1
Points for trying I guess
>>34964648
Here, have a blob that resembles a Thompson then, you ungrateful swine.
>>34964664
>>34964642
>>34964631
>>34964625
kys
>>34964692
I'm just trying to help, and you're being a faggot. The one thing that makes me feel better is that you must be so miserable to respond like that.
>>34964692
well hello there Iowa
>>34961533
>>34962785
Have a two-for-one.
>when your normie civilian models don't get any art compared to all the movie or vidya guns
there isn't even a whole lot of stuff for glock