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GF Range Day

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Hey /k/, your boy did the unthinkable and recently acquired a gf. Going to the range soon... any advice? Do's and Don'ts
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Don't:
- Shoot her in the head
- Stab anyone
Do:
- Go over basic gun safety
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>>34955554
Make sure she dresses appropriately, unless you want to watch her panic and dig hot brass out of her tits(hilarious, have seen this many times. But also dangerous if she's holding live weapon.)
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dont try to teach her anything. women dont want to learn from their boyfriend.
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>>34955554
If it's her first time shooting start with long guns. For whatever reason new shooters love to turn around and look at you after they take a shot, with a rifle or shotgun you can prevent them from pointing it at you easier than you can a pistol.

Explain the controls of each gun you let her shoot before you hand it to her, if you have snapcaps let her practice with those before you go.

Like the other Anon said, if she had tig biddies tell her to cover them up so hot brass doesn't go down her front ass.
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>>34955554

safety first

noobs will literally point the gun everywhere and pull the trigger to see if it is loaded

stand close to her when she is shooting and if she starts moving the muzzle grab her arms quickly - and tell her about this before she starts shooting
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>>34955554
Kneed her ass while she's trying to shoot. Tell her it's an old Marine trick for learning to ignore distractions while focusing on the target.
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>>34955554

>Proper range wear
>Basic guns, 22 to start
>Don't unpack 15 guns and make her shoot them all. bring one gun.
>Focus on proper technique and accuracy
>Go over operation of gun the night before at home
>DO NOT TRY AND EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS ON A HOT RANGE
>you don't shoot unless you are demonstrating. Watch and coach her mostly
>don't talk about self defense. Just proper gun handling and marksmanship
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>>34956251
This
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>>34955554
Don't do:
Whatever you fucking do, don't shoot her.

Do:
Shoot her.
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>>34955554
>do
kys
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Have her wear a low cut shirt so when hot brass flies into it you can plunge your hands down her top and grope her tits while you dig for it.
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>>34955554
Whatever you tell her to do, get someone else to tell her the same thing. For some reason women need at least 2 people to tell them how to do something before they get it right
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>>34955554
impregnate her on a table.
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I hope your girlfriend gets hit by a car.
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