Retarded sci-fi and video game gun designs

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Borderlands is a treasure trove of this kind of shit

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>>34948085

>>34948114
>consumes 2 ammo per shot
>magazine size: 11
one fucking job...

>>34948085
What was the brand of weapons in borderlands, which you literally threw away to reload, it exploded and a new one was beamed right into your hand?

>>34948458
Tediore, basically Hi-Point but even more disappointing.

>>34948458
Tediore

Borderlands weapons are awesome, any design is possible because space magic.

>>34948458
Based Tediore. God bless them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrjG1iwaelU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAkDPobvqM

>>34948465
>>34948472
>>34948474
All right, all right, i get it it is Maliwan.

>>34948465
Tediore combines the best features of hi-point and SIG in one gun. Cheap and disposible from the hi-point, and explodes when thrown like a SIG.

Every gun in Black
There's a great IMFDB writeup about it

>>34948085
>>34948114
You missed the point of Borderlands. Everything is supposed to be randomly pieced together. Also it works fine in the borderlands universe considering you can instantly reconstructed at death and guns are digistructed out of your inventory. Who's to say the guns don't digistuct bullets into each chamber and the mags just hold energy or materiel?

tl,dr: You must be quite the artistic fellow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd472eOMxrs

>>34948497
why not just have bullets digistructed out of the players dick???

>>34949013
Woah........... randy pitchford BTFO!

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65% more bullet per bullet

>>34948491
topkek

>>34949100
>Implying Cave Johnson gave a fuck
He built a portal gun he can fire whole bullets with springs.

>>34948497

No guns underage detected.

GTFO

Vladof best manufacturer

>>34949100

Nice, this one was meant to be retarded though.

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>>34948085
>>34948114
All of the guns in Borderlands 2 and beyond all look like Nerf. Borderlands 1 guns however look workable for the most part. See image of Atlas revolver from BL1.

>>34948085
>>34948114
Borderlands isn't trying to be realistic. There's a load of dumb shit in it but that isn't the point of the game. Plus it uses a system where there are a load of different gun parts that are mashed together by RNG.

>>34948933
That's pretty cool.

>>34948465
I fucking wish Hi-Points could explode so they'd actually be useful for something
Normally you have to pay Glock money for that feature

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>>34948465
>Becomes a homing missile when reloaded

>>34949174
>He built a portal gun
It was originally a shower curtain.

>>34948127
What's wrong with this, exactly? Maybe I'm missing something, but it seems like it would work.

Maliwan guns best guns

>>34950157
Homing missile that continues to shoot.

>>34952844
You can put a scope on hi points?

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>>34948491
I think your getting mixed up unless its a unholy combination of Glock and SIG

>>34949100

I'm still thinking about this one, I'm almost certain it could work. Maybe it could use an air supply like a captive bolt air pistol? A separate supply of charges and primers perhaps?

>>34953899
In the animation they are launched by springs

>>34953083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjQk244oW9c

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>>34948085
Everything about Borderlands is goofy and cartoonish. Why wouldn't the guns be? It's like ridiculing Mortal Combat for having unrealistic deaths

>>34949192
I'm gonna guess you're visiting from another board?

>>34950300
>2 magazines

>>34956096

It has an underslung shotgun tho.

>>34948085
Nah. Borderlands guns were made by people who knew how guns worked, and then intentionally designed guns that flied in the face of that knowledge.

Borderlands has automatic guns that fire in predesignated patterns, like smiley faces, guns that fire ricocheting subsonic rounds, guns that fire bullets that fire other bullets, guns that fire swords and guns that create their own ammo and can be thrown at enemies while still firing. The games are beyond logical analysis.

>>34954683
>Mortal Combat
>Combat

>>34956717
>Mortal Combat
>Mortal

>>34949704
Borderlands also took away Dahl shotguns. All brand shotguns suck. Jakobs sucks slightly less.

>>34948441
A folded or collapsible stock paired with and under barrel short shotgun for door breaching.
Pretty sure that's a purely fictional weapon but it would be a feasible weapon for CQ or SWAT.

>>34950300
>midget arm for trigger hand

>>34956813
>All brand shotguns suck
>Talking shit about TORGUE shotguns
Hyperion shotguns are kinda fun too.

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>>34957130
I'll admit, I absolutely love the Hyperion A E S T H E T I C.

>>34957130
I liked the Hyperion Shotgun with the Loade rbot AI infused in it which shouted motivational slogans .

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>>34956717
It's spelled with a K, isn't it? I don't really care because I hate that entire genre of games

>my buddies fw I find the character with the longest reach and spam kicks

>>34957155
>Borderlands 2 talking weapons
>Gunzerk with 2 Banes
>Go deaf

>>34956490
This. Borderlands guns were intentionally ridiculous. It's part of what made the game fun.

>>34949174
If you pay attention the turrets look like they're firing pulse rounds like the pulse rifle in half life 2.

Kinda like how the combine seems to have gotten a lot of their tech from apeture.. Turrets, Energy balls... shit like that.

>>34957154
Conference Call master race. I scored a corrosive one from the Captain Scarlett DLC, and used it to roflstomp my way through everything Hyperion tried to throw at me.

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>ITT: Borderlands gun discussion
Meanwhile, seriously what the fuck with pic related?

>>34958044
Is that another trigger opposite of the normal one?

>>34957688
The confrence call is still powerful even after it got nerfed.

>>34958333
that's to make it bite.

>>34950082
Then they would be pretty cheap grenades.

>>34948127
GEE BILL WHY DOES YOUR MOM LET YOU HAVE TWO MAGAZINES

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>>34950300
It's impossible to shoulder because the guy put the grip way too far back.

>>34957155
>>34957198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgmwsk5mEI

>>34959217
>>34956892
maybe the gun is just very big

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>>34962322
Yeah that'd make it way less cumbersome, dumbass.

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>>34948085
>>34948497
>>34949752
>>34954683
Christ almighty. This is like the third time in three days I've seen shit like this about Borderlands.

I mean, yeah, it's unrealistic and spacey. Sure. That's fine. It's random and stupid. There's shit like barrels literally not aligned with a chamber or any way it should actually load. There's a style of not being fully beholden to realism, but there's a fucking limit.

The people trying to defend Borderlands' shitty designs and the style in and of itself if just the epitome of "JOKE'S ON YOU, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!"

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>>34963373
I completely missed this before I posted, but case in fucking point

>>34956490
>LITERALLY ACTUALLY "They were just pretending to be retarded!"

>>34963373
>Retarted Designers
>Randomly Generated
pick one

>>34963373
>>34963383
It's not a realistic game. I'm not sure why you're getting mad at a series that is intended to be silly and over-the-top.

Perhaps you should find something else in life than complaining about guns in clearly facetious media?

>>34963403
Someone had to model the parts and program what can generate/attach where.

Plus, how the fuck does everyone complain about the one design with the minigun barrel set below the rest of the gun if it's really randomly generated? There's a limit. Hell, I remember back when the first came out, and the second, and a huge criticism was that "INFINITE VARIETY OF GUNS!" actually mean "Infinite variety of the same guns with slightly different starts and colors!"

>>34963411
Borderlands isn't facetious, it's just fucking stupid. And it was sort of funny for one game, and then Anthony Burch started writing.

Not really taking any time out of my day, I'm just saying shit I've thought after playing the games and seeing these threads.

>t. Man who preordered Borderlands

>>34963373
Why would anyone even take issue with BL guns? They've never been realistic or touted as functional. I mean hell, when you have guns you reload by throwing it at an enemy that then teleports back into your hands with a full mag after exploding like a grenade; any sort of criticism involving the words 'realisms' or 'functional' is just someone looking for something to be mad at. If you're going to bitch about gun design in video games go after something that actually has a realistic and functional style to it. Fuck, I don't even like Borderlands but some of you /k/ommandos are so goddamn autistic.

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>>34963373
Whatsa matter little fella, no friends to play it with?

I didn't bring it up as an example of wonky gun design, I merely pointed out that doing so amounts to citing Picasso as someone who paints retarded looking people. It's kind of his thing.

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>>34953830
Basing off of this meme. It was a joke.

>>34963458
>>34963464
Let me clarify; I'm not necessarily saying they make me mad or anything, I actually played and enjoyed them a bit, at least the first game; something felt real off in the second. I'm not trying to autistically rage (Even if that's the result). I've just seen this sort of thread like three times in the past couple day here and on other boards, and I was mostly pointing out a really stupid fucking conversation that keeps going

>"Well, that's retarded."
>"IT'S INTENTIONALLY RETARDED SO IT'S FUN SHUT UP"

>>34963432
>Preordered a game
Ah, so you're a complete moron, your posts make sense now.

>>34963458
It doesn't teleport back into your hand, an entirely new one is made with full ammo.