>helicopter destroyer >doesn't destroy helicopters

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>destroyer
>doesn't destroy

>amphibious transport dock
>Isn't a dock that transports amphibians

>>34944761
T W I C E
W
I
C
E

> rail gun
> cant even mount a foregrip

> drill sergeant
> not once seen with mining equipment

> firearm
> doesnt set limbs alight

> Strike Eagle
> no birds of prey were harmed in the making of this aircraft

> side plates
> not in a restaurant

> Meal Ready to Eat
> inedible

> patrol pack
> pack lies there and does nothing

> Spirit
> aircraft is not alive and thus has no soul

Why do we still call ships destroyers when there are no torpedo boats to destroy????

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>>34946133

>>34946133
They destroy helicopters dumbass.

>>34944712
>Sleeping bag
>Impossible to sleep in

>Intelligence
>Dumb as bricks

>Body armor
>Not on the whole body

>Naval warfare
>Doesn't take place in a belly button

>Air force
>Spends 98% of career on the ground

>>34946159
>>34944712

>Automatic Rifleman
>Still just a human bean.

>Light Machine Gun
>Heavy as fuck.

>A-10 Warthog
>Actually a plane.

>Global Hawk
>Cannot circumnavigate the globe.

>Phalanx CIWS
>Doesn't even have a pike.

>Trophy system
>Gives no awards.

??????

>>34946166
>Air force
>Spends 98% of career on the ground

or 100% of career on the ground for 98% of the chair force

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>>34946086
> Meal Ready to Eat
> inedible

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>>34946133
Because they destroyed them all

>>34946214
>MAD
>relies on rational actors

>>34946934
That one is legitimately good.

>ICBM
>Has to be shielded against burning up on re-entry.

>Fifth Wave Warfare
>Electronics are aggressively susceptible to even one wave of water.

>Organic weapons team
>Equipment is all synthetics and metal.

>Streetsweeper
>Does nothing to enhance cleanliness of any surface, much less a street.

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>>34946815
Meal, Requiring Enem
FTFY

>>34946888
goddamn i wanna smudge my cum all over moots cheeks

>scope
>doesn't make your breath smell fresh

>trigger
>doesn't offend anyone

>bullet
>not even part of a list

>magazine
>can't read it

>in battery
>where's the battery?

>gas chamber
>mine has no jews

>>34944761
The fact the Navy even brought up the possibility of electronic warfare being used by China against these ships pretty much confirms my suspicions that's what is was, if it wasn't there was no reason for them to mention it.

>tomahawk
>is not a hawk named Tom

>>34948001
>>scope
>>doesn't make your breath smell fresh
typical yankee, doesnt know any actual english and speaks exclusively in brand names

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MOLLE pocket
>not designed for subterranean animals

Drum mag
>cannot provide a beat

Buttstock
>actually meant for your shoulder (that goes up)

Earplugs
>plugs your ears
SUCCESS!!

>DEAD
>if you do it right you live

>HEAT
>Doesn't work by thermal effects

>QE Aircraft carrier
>has no aircraft to carry

>Centurion tank
>Doesn't command a cohort

>Boiling vessel
>only the liquid inside boils

>small arms
>longer than human arms

>Bastard sword
>is legitimate

>HMS Conqueror
>Didn't capture new territories

>HMS Invincible
>sunk

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>>34948280
>/int/posting aimlessly in a joke thread

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>>34948488
>Bastard sword
>is legitimate

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>>34944761
I'm just going to leave this here. Just to show you how bad the yanks are at running a navy.

>>34944712

Well, you know why they named it that.

It doesn't even have weapons of a fucking cutter.

They could outfit it with VTOL if war came around. Their helicopter swarm would be great for ASW.

>Double tap
>Actually double pull pierce.

>>34946166
Can confirm N2s are dumb as shit
I caught our LT N2 getting her "secret" information from Wikipedia
Also we had 5 N2 rated linguists onboard for the Middle East trip yet none of the fuckers could speak Arabic
We had to borrow a linguist from the French for awhile

>>34948141
You're a retard.

>>34948488
kek

>>34948585
>They could outfit it with VTOL if war came around
There's no such thing as combat-worthy VTOL beyond helicopters. Only STOVL jets

>>34944761
They destroyed about 50 million dollars of taxpayer money that'll go into ship repairs right there.

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>>34944712
>fighter
>can't fight

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>>34948746
>There's no such thing as combat-worthy VTOL
Harrier would like a word with you.

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>>34948769

>.22 long rifle
>not long
>not a rifle round

>>34948772
again, was not combat-worthy in VTOL configuration. Brit Harriers went to war STOVL just like modern USMC Harriers

>>34947813
Who?

>>34944712
Wikipedia tells me that ship has 16 VLS with 16 ESSM and 12 ASROC, as well as 2x triple torp tubes.

>>34946086
>> no birds of prey were harmed in the making of this aircraft
I wonder, in recent history how many aircraft on active deployment been totalled by birdstrike?

>>34948141

They didn't. They were asked by fear mongering reporters who wanted something more interesting than "some dude fell asleep on watch." USN rep basically said "we're not taking anything off the table" with regard to causes, but didn't suggest it on his own at all.

>Sporting rifle
>Actually long-range tactical hole punch

>Handgun
>Have to use two hands like a baby

>Rifleman
>No part of the man is rifled

>>34944834
Actually, three collisions the USN has had with commercial shippong this year, plus a grounding.

>>34949288
*shipping
my fat fingers....

>>34944761
They're doing a pretty good job destroying USN personnel and careers!
:(

>>34949376
It's the navy so the helmsmen probably just keep dying of GRIDS mid-shift and the other crew are too busy having homo orgies to notice until they run over a couple gooks

>>34949153
You're asking the poster for his identity for some reason right?

This is bait, right?

>>34944712
>Special Boat Service
>Would not service my fancy boat

>SEAL Team
>Not composed of pinipeds

>The Royal Lancers
>Ride AFVs, not horses. Do not carry lances

>Royal Regiment of Fusiliers
>Carry SA80 assault rifles, not fusils

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>Tank
>Isn't a storage container for liquid materials.

>>34948280
>typical yankee
Typical foreign asshole, doesn't understand that yankee is a regional cultural group not the entire population.
Also racist faggot who has no sense of humor greater than a Punch & Judy show.

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>>34946133
missile boats and aircraft are analogous to torpedo boats

>>34947040
Meal Rejected by Enemy

>>34946166
>>Naval warfare
>>Doesn't take place in a belly button
oh I am laffin

>>34947813
Who?

>>34949297
ha ha cuz we're fat...
burgers, amerifats.
all americans are fat...ha ha