I would let this give me a blowjob

Does anyone still have that picture of someone putting his penis in a Garand?

>>34941086
I don't know about a blowjob but it could certainly give you a hearty handjob!
google "Garand Thumb"

>>34941086
That's disrespectful to that wonderful rifle. You mean
>I would go down on that rifle

cool

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>>34941101
Got a SKS pic if that counts.

>>34941288
Jesus christ, time to rub my wiener on all guns I see, just by the off chance this guy might buy some of them.

>hurr durr I would fuck this inanimate object. because it's so sexy! hurr durrrr

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>>34941288
God damnit...

>>34941086

>helping an old man get ihis collection ready to sell off, he is dying of colon cancer and his blind wife needs dosh to get out of the state
>cleaned up 2 mini14s, a few other guns
>cleaned up the garand, got to shoot it
>old man passes away without my knowledge, don't find out till i see his wife 2 months later
>help her liqudate collection, nothing too cool just cheaper stuff
>get her 3k in her pocket
>ask if I can buy the garand
>she says her brother in law wanted it

FUCK. ITS FINE. I'M HAPPY YOU WANTED SOMETHING OF YOUR BROTHERS AFTER DISOWNING HIM FOR MARRYING A BLIND WOMAN, I'M SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO KEEP SOME PART OF HIS LEGACY.

ITS GREAT YOU NOW OWN A WINCHESTER MADE IN DECEMBER OF 43, SO AWESOME.

FUCK

>>34941337
Buy? He might have owned them.

>>34941450
Thats why im getting revenge, by spreading my wiener sauce on every gun. In this way i already won the wiener-gun war.

>>34941288

that look painful

ping

>>34941511
It's OK, he's circumcised, he can't feel a thing.

>>34941086
last time i posted the pic of the dick slammed in the garand i got banned

>>34941537
it's probably because you didn't name it garandslam_blamblamblamblamblamblamblamblam.png

>>34941511
4u

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pls no ban

>>34943714
looks like a nice cock

would suck

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>>34943714
>mfw I finally buy a garand only to find out several people have put their penises in it including some old WWII vet who's since died

>>34943970
>tfw grandpa carried that m1 during d-day
>tfw he died on the beach clutching the rifle as hard as he could
>tfw it was recovered and sold into the civilian
>tfw since then several people put their penises into my grandpa's rifle

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>>34941288
Hey, that's my dick.

Just christened a new AK, too.

>>34941401
You snooze you lose.

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>>34941086