What say you, /k/? Also general /k/ humor thread.

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>>34940426
>HAND OF JEHUTY
did they finally up and make ZoE canon to MGS again after they said MGS:PoOps is non-canon as-is?

Jesus christ MGS turned to trash after 3. In 2005 a bipedal tank with a railgun on it that could be taken out with a couple of Stinger missiles was the apex of warfightin' technology, but then all of a sudden Kojima gets his hands on the franchise and people are running around with robot arms in 1969 and the level of technology is literally higher than in their actual dedicated sci-fi high speed mech franchise.

also reported for /v/ shit

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>>34940463

An additional allude to video games is not a violation of the rules. Half this board would be out by similar logic.

Announcing that one has reported a post however is against the global rules.

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>>34940426
Team 1. If it was just a few /k/ommandos rather than 100, I'd call them useless, but 100 is just too high a chance of one or two with real skill and good equipment spawning. Hickok respawning is also retarded broken. Sheer numbers, volume of fire, and the unknown skill levels of team 1 would overtake team 2 unless the terrain is tailered to them.

>>34940743
whoever edited that is a glorious man

>>34940426
i don't get how team one could lose if hickok can respoawn?

>>34940463
>but then all of a sudden Kojima gets his hands on the franchise
What the fuck are you on about? Metal Gear has been his baby since Metal Gear on the MSX.

>>34940426
>Team 1, people who exist
>vs
>Team2, videogame characters
Literally just turn off your game boy nigga, just pull the plug?

>>34940426
Team 1.

Sheer fucking firepowah and the meme magic that is hickok45.

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>>34940426
>Big Boss

>>34944827
Is meme magic stronger than plot armor tho?

>>34940426
Team one has an immortal

>>34945027
Nice!

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>>34945027
>Google it
>it's fuckin real

Have all my keks.

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>>34940463
You masturbate toddlers with your sister's beard stubble

>>34940426
Me vs team 2 and team 1 including you K faggots . Victory Me 999/1000 ..I.. o.o ..I..

>>34945027
...did steve1989 make fun of mountainhouse products to warrant such savage bantz?

>>34940463
Honestly this. Why does a better Metal Gear exist in 1989 than 2018? After seeing #FuckKonami I'm convinced the Kojima World Order exists.

>>34940463
>after they said MGS:PoOps is non-canon as-is
I believe they've since reneged on this. It's not entirely canon, and it's not entirely non-canon.

>>34945751
>The canon Metal Gear games were all made by Kojima
>He literally saved Konami from collapse

>>34945195
>>34945027
Oh shit. WalMart bringing the heat.

>>34940426
>Chris Costa swan dives into a ditch and pisses himself
>"top students" either run around screaming and shooting or stand motionless without cover and fire at other participants. quickly killed.
>Hickok stands in a fixed position far away picking off the occasional participant and monologue-ing as his son films
>John Marston picks off a few people with his 30-30
>Payne slow-mo swan dives and mows down several terrified, shitsmeared ARG posters, and is shot by Marston while he lies on the ground out in the open like an asshole post-dive
>Marston attempts to move from one piece of cover to another, trips over his stupid ass cowboy boots, killed by hickok
>Big boss recognizes hickok as the only real threat and neutralizes him and his cameraman with his fucking robot arm
>Costa killed by errant pipe bomb that rolls into his "tactical fighting position"
>furious /k/omrades violently attack Big Boss with SKS volleys and hand thrown mosin javelins
>many /k/omrades fall
>a 4 foot wood and steel spear punctures big boss's good eye, rendering him blind
>Ian McCollum descends from the heavens, eviscerates Big Boss with an MG34
>saluto nex alea

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>>34946514
>Chris Costa swan dives into a ditch and pisses himself
naw, thats buck angel

>>34946514
Get it right, you're killing me smalls.

>>34940426
What retarded motherfucker picked out John Marston and Big Boss's weapons?