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>I got rejected from conscription because I said I'm a libertarian thus think drugs should be legalized when they asked me about it
>starting to wonder if I'm maybe a pacifist or at the very least non-aggressionist

>no gf
>don't bother fapping anymore
>has guns
>don't shoot them anymore

>>34938795
>>34938766
Here's mine: I'm not a pansg like these two.

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>>34938880
Hurting people is not good.

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>>34938766
>shot 3 (2 "Iraqi" 1 Afghan) people and saw my rounds hit them and saw them die
>maybe shot more but it's hard to tell who killed who when 30 dudes are shooting at the same thing
>didn't, and still don't, feel a thing
>baby opossum gets into my house
>take it back outside drop it in woods
>comes back next day
>take it further out, spend about 2 hours looking for signs of other possums
>find dead mama
>fuck
>3 am, hear rustling
>back in house again
>pick it up doesn't even play dead this time, just kind of looks at me with its big dumb eyes
>barely bigger than a squirrel
>get a piece of cheese out of the fridge
>it's cold, so wrap him in a towel
>go outside, tear up the cheese and put it on his towel with him, light a cigarette
>scritch his ears a little
>he finishes the cheese and curls into the towel, his head is the only thing showing
>finish 5th cigarette
>shoot him in the head with my little .22s pistol
>bundle his little body up in the towel, dig a hole
>bury him
>get back in bed with my wife
>she turns on the light asks me why my eyes are so red
>"I'm just tired baby, go back to sleep."
Stupid little shit. Hope there's all the cheese you can eat, and you have fun with the Wombats and Kangaroos in marsupial heaven.

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>>34938998
Fuck.

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>>34938998
... wew man

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>>34938766
Killing for the lord is the greatest honor

>>34938998
The three sandnogs had their lot in life and made their choices, which led them to a confrontation with 5.56.

Baby opossum didn't have a chance in life, nor could make any choices. Tears well shed.

>>34938852
Dude that's sad

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>>34938998
RIP Cheesy Jr.

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>>34938766
I fear betraying my own core values and being too weak to fend off the temptation to do things that I know to be dishonorable.
I jerk off too much too.

I keep losing all of my guns and ammo in tragic boating accidents. I can't help it, I can't fish without my guns. :^(

>>34939075
Stop jerking off and the feeling will fade.

>>34939097
Does it really? Because I need to stop doing it

>>34939115
He's lying. On the upside, frequent masturbation is good for your heart, keeps your blood pressure down, and the increase blood flow to your junk makes you a better/longer performer in bed.

>>34939097
I dont think it mirrors my jerking off habits.
In fact when I dont jerk off the feelings get worse.

>>34939122
>Better/longer performance in bed
Muh cummies

>wanted to join the ADF when I was a kid
>was fat and hated physical activity and hippie mother hated me for having such violent aspirations
>lose all the weight and probably able to get to the fitness standards only problem is bad scoliosis needing a spinal fusion
>ineligible for having a 30 degree curve alone, mine was in the 50s
>ADF's current recruiting campaign is "Hey you kids who just graduated high school, not only will signing up make you a fuckin hard cunt but you'll learn a trade for free and get paid to do it!"
>develop an interest in aviation
>tfw the only way to ever get a career in aviation now is to fork out thousands of dollars
>also due to Australia's ridiculous gun laws will always be a noguns

>>34939115
It is essentially a Pavlovian conditioning. You're addicting yourself like a junkie
>>34939122
>Muh health
Regular exercise is a thousand times better.
>>34939132
That's because you are addicted to masturbation and your body longs for it.

>>34939171
Name one downside to regularly jerking it that isn't some form of "you regularly jerk it".

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>>34939183
>loss of a fuckton of minerals like zinc and other nutrients like protein
>Regular dopamine overdose blunts pleasure receptors leading to decreased drive, passiveness
>hormone imbalance because of continous high level sperm production leads to test shortage, in essence feminizing yourself
>because it is an addiction you are weakening any discipline you ever had

>if you use porn, gradual getting used to a category, needing more and more extreme forms of porn to get yourself off
>if you use porn, using and supporting a system that is based in slavery, abuse and human trafficking
>if you use porn, directly contributing to the change from sex as something intimate to sex as merely carnal pleasure, supporting a hedonistic, nihilistic society

Anyone who watches porn is on the same level as a herione user, a methhead and other junkies. You dont see this, as porn is free, like (((someone))) has profit keeping people addicted.
now for the upsides
>pleasure
>better heart and veins

These things are achievable by more exercise, something that has none of the downsides.
If you fap, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being.

>>34939075
I don't know if i'm reading this the wrong way, but I think I feel you 200%, I just couldn't have chosen as elegant a set of words

>>34939149
Scoliosis is a legit disqualifier, your body just won't cut it. But hey, you lost the weight and that's good.

>>34939231
>loss of minerals
You mean like what happens when you sweat?
>loss of protein
Holy shit, you're going all out. Are you a vegan? Is protein intake such a problem you can't spare the extra tea spoon?
>dopamine "overdose"
You mean the way literally anything fun ever doses you with dopamine? You mean the same way even EXERCISE doses you with dopamine?
>incoherent babbling about addictions, heroin, and sex as intimacy
Ask how I know you're a virgin.

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>>34938998
I didn't come to this thread to feel the way I do now.

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>>34938998
Christ anon

>>34939256
>getting this defensive
Sweat is almost no minerals. Some salts and water, nothing more.
Protein is necessary, you need huge amounts, and the average diet is shit.
There is a big diffence between the amount of dopamine released by activities and by fapping. Fapping emulates sex for dopamine release, which is jackpot for a normal human. Only, you did not have sex, you just fapped. You achieved nothing.
Exercise gives not only dopamine, but also endorphines, combined with fatigue, which makes it far more balanced.

>muuh ur a virgin
Ad hominem to the max. And I could be a dog all you know.
>initimacy is pathetic
You dont seem to have a real relationship with anyone

Ask how I know you're in the end of your twenties, not really succesful, think yourself an underachiever. Your relationships are nothing special, your friends are friends of convinience, who'd gladly drop you if times got hard, and any "romance" you have is based on lust, with a girl who'd leave you for the next man who could give her more pleasure.

You are the epitome of the Kali Yuga. The spiritual scum of the earth.

>>34939288
Mid twenties, successful relationship for ten years, household income of 65k. Try again, bud.

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>>34939248
Yeah I know, but it still would have been nice to get that free and paid and trade training

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>>34939303
>""""succesful""" relationship
Why even fap?
>65k
lmao
100k euromonies after tax here

The funniest thing are your arguments. If they existed of course.

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>>34939069
>>34939283
>>34939286
My bad anons, I've just never told anyone about that furry little fucker since my wife is a soft as a baby's ass.
>>34939051
That's true. I wouldn't have killed it but I'd rather it died quick than a slow death of exposure. I'm the type that takes bugs outside if they get in the house.

Except moths. Moths are literally too stupid to live.

Have a butt to make you smile.

>>34939319
Thanks for sharing (your story), Anon.

>>34939231
>another man
>what is POV post-sex creampie hentai?

>>34938766
>Be me
>8 years ago
>13
>Live next door to a girl that ive known since 3rd grade
>ask her out
>solid 6/10
>a year or so in she hits me with the "Hey anon, ever hear of a thing called BDSM?"
>lol wut
>go for it
>im a dom in the 8th grade and lose my virginity at 14
>that opens up pandoras box for her
>she procedes to screw the football team
>shame.png
>I feel rage in my loins
>i become a sadist slowly but surely
here i am, age 20 and I cant see a bird or chipmunk without killing it for being too close.
I dont like myself

>>34939316
The same reason I shoot guns, anon. It's fun. I haven't killed any body after I poke holes in paper, is that a waste of potassium, carbon, mercury, brass, and lead? Stay cucked,euro boy. While you're engaging in sex for the sole purpose of procreation, Muhammad is dicking your girl (if you have one).

>>34939480
You should probably kill yourself.

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>>34939490
I know

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>>34939496
But really though.

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>>34939480
Seek help future serial killer

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>>34939231
Good to see the no-fap shills are still around on other boards. I thought you guys just camped at /fit all the time.

>>34939521
They lurk around /his/ some too.

>>34938852
>>has guns
>>don't shoot them anymore
why is that?

>>34939540
He's fallen into a deep depression, the result of trying to live a life without the OG fidget skinner.

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>>34939487
>fapping is the same as guns
>one has proven disadvantages the other just is.
>ad hominem
>ad hominem
Start arguing anytime

>mohammed dicking my girl
>implying your wife doesnt get dicked by bix nood negros
>60% white
The amount of muslims outside the cities is negligble.
Of course, they only stay here because the ZOGbots occupy the nation.

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>>34939521
>>34939534
>ad hominems all around
If I'm a shill, prove me wrong by ARGUING
God, the level of the chans has really collapsed

>>34939244
If it spoke to you in some way then it doesn't matter if you understand it completely.
Hope you find your way, lost comrade.

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>>34938998
my feels, sure it's a gross rat thing, but still

>>34938998
is is some 21st century deer hunter shit

>>34938998
assuming any of this is even legit, was killing it really necessary?

>>34938852
Sounds like depression. Have you tried exercising? Biking or jogging can do wonders, especially for someone who doesn't get out much. Getting some sun helps too.

>>34938998
That was the right thing to do anon, if the opossum had lost its mama it would've died of starvation, you put it out of its misery.

>>34938998
why you do this to me senpai?

why not just take it to an animal shelter?

>My beloved dalmatian/collie mutt made it to 20 against all odds.
>She beat heart disease, cancer, being hit by a car, but time always wins in the end. She just can't get around anymore.
>I won't have her put down in some vet office. I need to do it myself.
>Take her on one last trip to her favorite spot in the woods, cook her a steak, and just sit with her for a few hours.
>I think she knew what was coming from her fidgiting, but refusal to move away. More than one hunting trip taught her what guns are.
>Take the 22lr pistol that had taken many a squirrel on our hunting trips so she can go as quietly and painlessly as possible.
>Aim for a shot to her brain stem on the back of her neck while trying not to cry like a little girl.
>Then the worst possible thing happens
>I fuck up the shot. Too far to the right.
>I cannot even discribe what happened. I just remember her agonized and betrayed look.
>Panic, pull my cc and shoot her once on the head.
>She finally passes.
>Bury her, go home home, and try not to vomit or crash on the way.
>Stop car and throw up on the road side anyway.
I'm going to carry this regret to my grave. She trusted me for 20 years and practically helped raise me while my parents split all those years ago. And what did I do? I made her last moments painful. I'm going to hell. Jesus fucking Christ this was a year ago and it still makes me sick. Love your battle buddies komrades.

>>34942189
Jesus christ just have the vets office do it

>>34942189
>I'm going to carry out a complicated and delicate medical procedure on my elderly dog all by myself, what could go wrong?
>Oh god how could this have gone wrong?

I would tell you to shoot yourself with that .22 but you'd probably just miss again.

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>>34939490
Ive been trying

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>>34938998

>>34939601
Studies have shown that jerking it both good and bad for your testosterone, they've shown that not doing so is also good and bad for you

There is literally no such thing as dopamine overdosing unless you're like one of a hundred people who have a turbo rare genetic disorder. People who develop this otherwise, are serious Opioid addicts. Also there is such a thing as neuroplasticity that changes how the brain reacts to certain chemicals. You can also get "used" to dopamine from playing too much sports, gambling, gaming, good food, working out, literally anything you derive pleasure from.

Also Serotonin has more to do with sex

There's a hundred things you're probably addicted to already. Caffeine, sex, the internet, gratification, working out. Masturbation is one of the most low key forms of gratification there is. To say that you're unable to control yourself is sign of serious psychological issues that 99.999% of masturbaters don't have

The rest is flat earth tier bullshit. I've been masurbating since I was 12, I still love the same generic 2d titties and butts. To equate the porn industry with slavery and human trafficking is laughable when Female porn stars make something like 80-100k a year. And sex is sex. It feels good and that's it.

I thought the Amish weren't allowed to use the internet?

Also you can get addicted to exercise because the brain releases Dopamine and Serotonin in addition to other chemicals that have the same makeup as morphine. The effect is called runners and lifters high. It is extremely addictive.

You literally know nothing.

>>34938998
>bunch of field mice get stuck in window well
>baby skunk get stuck in window well
>let them go wander off into the fields

imo it's better they're food for hawks or eagles

>>34942189
I know it is too late, but this is for anyone else who is concerned about their pets final moments being stressed. A lot of vets offer an in home service where they will perform the injection at your home so you do not need to stress your pet with one last veterinary office visit. It is worth a shot to check with your vet to see if they will do that.

>>34942450
>inb4 last line counts as ad hom

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>>34942499
He kept coming back in and I didn't want my Jack Russell to tear him up, which he would have. Little dude catches mice regularly.
>watching TV
>dog jumps down off couch, starts rutting around near the entertainment center
>don't pay any attention
>he gets something, shakes it
>does it with everything, from socks to toys to wife's underwear he steals out of laundry
>pay it no mind
>trots over to the couch, drops thing at feet
>reach down and pick it up to toss it to him
>whyisitsowet.jpg
>realization reaches me brain before I even look down at it
>mfw dead mouse
I gave him scritches though, he was very happy with himself.

>>34938766
>Europoor
>Professional soldier
>Dirty social democrat
>Only believes in owning weapons for organized club shooting or hunting

>>34938766
I think I'd be afraid of killing. But I'm also kind of afraid that I'd cope with it just fine.

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>>34939097
>only fap once every ~2 weeks
>want to die
>try to do it more frequently
>same feel
>try to cut back
>same feel
At least I know it isn't my sexual habits.

>>34942189
Had to do the same to one of my wife's cats. He was a great cat. Didn't miss. Still felt horrible. Can't imagine what you went through... sorry you had to go through that.

>trying to quit fapping
>gf likes it when I jerk off onto her face
>can't quit

Oh well :)

>>34939021
Practiced hands make quick work, lord knows there's much work to be done here.

>>34939021
He's /myguy/.

>>34944659
I wonder the same thing about myself.

>>34946277
>being retarded on 4chan
Go home

>>34938766
>raised on a farm by grandparents
>spent childhood shooting, raising cattle, riding horses, gazing at stars
>mother remarried and I move away to the city
>new husband hates guns, hates anything country, biggest yuppie I ever met
>one night man breaks into house and robs us, stepdad locks himself in the bathroom while mom and I are left to fend for ourself
>mom shoots at the guy and he runs off
>few months later her forces her to sell her gun
>after that i always resented the man


>after trade school get a good job as a welder, moved back to the country, got married
>bought a decent collection of guns
>trained wife and kids to shoot in case somebody tries to hurt them
>mom still married to guy who left us to fend for ourselves
>every year I invite them to thanksgiving at my place
>I leave his plate in the bathroom

>>34944558
glad you're not in my country

>>34938766
>browse /k/
>dont know shit about guns

>>34942189
I want to find you right now and torture you to no end until you beg me to end your life which I will just amputate your limbs and hook you up into a life support mavhine and have you hidden away so that no one can ever find you and that you will die alone when your machine gives out or you die of old age.

I hate you.

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>>34938998
Sounds worse than the time I had to mercy kill a buck with gange green ravaging it's body from a well placed broadhead

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>>34938998
This fucked me up bad, I understand you had to do it but fuck

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>>34938998

>>34938766
I'm confident that I would have no issue with slaying an intruder or someone accosting me or mine, but I have straight-up flashbacks of the one time I killed a garter snake with the lawnmower by accident and can't imagine the shame I would feel from deliberately hurting an animal.

>>34938766
>be in college, 7 classes from graduating
>pretty much dating but more or less just super close friends that fuck for almost a year
>find out she is cucking this dude who she has been with for like 2.5 years in order to get citizenship
>kinda snap
>bitch gets deported
>get offer from contractor, getting my ts/sci which takes forever
>get bored with life and take kinda dangerous job in the mean time hoping i either get shot or get a stateside
>stay there longer than expected, nothing happens
>get offer on gov contract so i leave and end up making way more money than I would with a degree
>do nothing, pretty much just patrols
>now have all the money for guns and fun shit that I want
>going to have a useful degree with a ts/sci within a year
>funny how things work out

>>34947567
That fucking bearing, jesus that kid is gonna be a hard motherfucker

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>>34938998

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>>34938998
The fact you can slay evil men is evidence you have courage, anon.
The fact you have find it hard to kill an innocent creature with good cause means you still have your soul.
It's an important balance for a man. You sound like a decent human being. Good job, sir.

>>34939534
Why /his/ of all places?

>don't shoot shit for a while
>"hey, I should go shoot it"
>start to check range bag, load mags, etc
>"fuck, this is gonna take forever. and be expensive. why don't I just go to the desert?"
>consider it
>100* out, would have to drive considerable distance to not be fucked with, have to bring all my food and water too
>"nah, that's too much"
>slowly lose motivation as I'm preparing
>eventually capitulate and stay home
>don't shoot shit for a while
>repeat ad infinitum

>>34939127
When was this?

I just don't like optics.
Sorry.

>>34938766
I have target load in my HD shotgun

>>34939075
Traps ARE gay

>>34948560
Peep sights give me a boner.

>buy guns for funz n self defense [spoiler]bad neighbor hood thanks to apex[/spoiler]
>idea of having to use it for self defense disgusts me

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>>34938998
I wanted to go to bed peacefully.

>I have bad urges in terms of violence
>I have no reason to have these urges, parents given me nothing but love
>Still, anything that really keeps me feeling alive is always just out of reach
>Can't go into military due to complications
>So here I stew, fantasizing and training for a chance to be justified in my rage
Why can't I just tip over? Either have a wife and family so I can put this childish shit behind me or destroy what I have so I can start anew. Or do I just need to find peace where I am?

I'm so worried about the legal consequences of killing in self defense that I think it's going to get me killed.

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>>34946734
>leave his plate in the bathroom
You're doing God's work, friend.

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>>34948680
Don't give into the rage, some men are just born to kill.

>>34938852
oh shit senpai

hows your diet? your sleep? your exercise?

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>>34938998

>>34938766
my girlfriend's boyfriend is black

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>>34948877

>>34947457
>>34942257
>>34942210
you niggers, he wanted to escort their loved one out into the exit of life, it was a personal thing

>>34942189
why was it not muzzle-to-head?

>>34946734
>>I leave his plate in the bathroom
fucking perfect

>>34948877
same

>>34944558
people like you are the reason our gun laws are shit
please culturally enrich yourself

>>34948943
Our gun laws are shit because
>if nobody has guns nobody will get shot
>why do you need to hunt anon? You can buy meet at the grocery store!

>>34948972
yeah, there's also those guys over here
>tfw it's a lot easier and cheaper to get a full-auto AK than it is to buy a legal semi-auto AR for plinking (because of some bullshit law you can now only hunt with fudd guns)
>tfw there's people who think this is fine

>>34939149
dude, are you a grill? if you aren't, now you can't join the ADF anymore, as you should know.
on the other hand, if you are... pics? pretty please?

>>34948877

Thats mainstream now tho

Thinking about trying it with my gf

>>34938766
Fucked up and probably getting fired from my /k/ as fuck job at the end of the week. Not sure what I'm going to do if that comes to pass. Taking the job meant not going back to school, and leaving another miserable yet decently paying job. I may just an hero if shit doesn't work out. I'm fucking tired, and this gig was legit the first good thing to happen to me that I can ever remember pretty much.

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>>34938766
>Love guns
>Live in Australia

>>34948054
Most encouraging thing in this thread

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>>34939316
This kind of dick measuring has no place on an anonymous imageboard. For all you know I'm 6'15" have 8 wives and make 6 gorillion quantloos a month, none of it matters here. Take your /pol/ maymays and get the fuck out of here.
Sage because fapping has nothing to do with weapons.

>>34948680
Become a volunteer fireman. Take out your agressions on doors and furniture.

>>34948701
Legal consequences of killing in self-defense are less than those of harming in self-defense.

>>34948909
Stop defending an incompetent idiot who couldn't even execute his dog properly, Jesus.

>>34939231
>continous high level sperm production leads to test shortage, in essence feminizing yourself
Shit, I'm gonna jack off every day now

>>34939800

>>34939892

>>34948097
&humanities was a mistake, anon.

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>>34938998
>>34947567

I came here to laugh not to feel

>>34939480
Kill blacked roasties to satisfy your needs for murder, godspeed

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>>34938998
Get out of /k/

>>34939480
Seek help. No, seriously, see a therapist.

>>34938766
Maybe not too /k/, but I recently had a breakup with my soon to be fiancé. I was waiting for her to get back from Okinawa but she got pissed with me out of the blue and shut me out of her life. I've never cried over a woman before, I didn't even cry then, but I'll admit that my Ruger looked awfully delicious.
Decided though that it was a sign for me to start fresh. Moving out of state soon and I'm probably going to buy a Valmet once I'm settled.

>>34948877
literally nothing wrong with that why would that be a confession?

>>34938998
fuck possums

>>34939839
Had the same issue up until a few months ago. Only reason I got out of it was actually because I started working out with a friend of mine. I don't think I would have kept it up had I been on my own, so I suggest that you should find a friend or someone to work out/exercise with. Good luck man, it'll get better.

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>>34951410
Should've pulled that trigger

>>34939231
So you're telling me having sex every day will give me 90% of the exact same problems?

>>34939231
>minerals
>proteins
>etc

General Ripper don't you have better things to be doing than shitposting about precious bodily fluids on 4chan?

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>>34948877
Are you me?

>>34939231
so the worst thing here is supporting the porn industry? I mean I agree with that but you have no good argument against masturbation in general.

>>34949030
You are one of the biggest problems with today's relationship dynamic. Fuck you

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>>34948575
>implying i give a shit about being gay

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>>34949937
>8 wives
Neck yourself, heathen.

>>34938795
It's not that Libertarians are non-violent, but that there's very little we feel is worth being violent about.

Are you in immediate danger? No?

Fuck it. Why go to war when you can smoke weed and buy prostitutes at fair market value?

>wanna go to range
>only (pretty nice) indoor ranges near me
>only have M855 and hollowpoints for AR
>don't have the money to feed my rifle anything else

>>34954116
Republican detected

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>>34938998

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>>34954352
You only know a fraction of my true power.

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>>34954704
REEEEEEEE

>>34950054

Yas

>>34953496
Nah. I'm just gonna start a new life elsewhere. Realized that killing myself is stupid and over a woman is even more retarded.

>>34954378
I know, I've just been pondering the ideas of pacifism myself.

>I put myself in debt building project guns.
> ARs, milsurp, Saiga conversions.
>When I have a project, it's all I can think about.
>It gets me through my boring job and helps me sleep at night.
>When I'm done, I feel empty and depressed.
>I have a locker full of completed project guns I've never fired.

>>34938978
> taking any internet tough guy on 4chan seriously. Ever.

Hai nufag. These are called "trolls". would you like to know moar?

>>34939021
For righteous libertarians, he is indeed /ourguy/

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>>34948342
Dumbass

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>>34938998

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>>34955603
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-aggression_principle

If you don't live your life by this, you are a homicidal psychopath

Either btfo or welcome to the enclave of Voluntaryism

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>>34938998
>assuming you're not a larping mauser stroking neckbeard
You
Violated
The
NAP

What? You gonna lure in an orphaned toddler only to kill it when it takes solace in your evident consensual hospitality too then lie about it later? You should've killed it when it came back the second time as a capable intruder instead of luring it in like a fucking psychopath. Your thought process is no different than those sandnigger haji honor killing and raping.

>>34939303
You call household income at 65000 successful? Fuck dude. Get to work.

I was really into tae kwon doe and competing when i was 16

During a tournament I tore my acl and fucked up the cartilage in my right knee

Had surgery and couldnt do any sports/lifting for 2 years(Didnt get surgery until a year after I tore it because im retarded and didnt think i actually tore it)

Didnt do my rehab as well as i should have

19 now

Gained weight because i stopped caring

Going to gym now,feels stable but at the same time im terrified to snap it again

Wanted to join military but I dont know if I even should with my knee,im fairly certain I could be ok if I focus on gaining more muscle to support it

still feel like a fucking loser every time I look at my knee,

>>34938998
>>34948054

I would've set him free

>>34938766
>I like guns
>I like wars and look into them alot, looking into the 1900s at the moment.

I have dreams where I try to kill people but I just can't. Last night I dreamed I was ontop of a guy trying to break his skull on the cement floor, I just couldn't bring myself to kill him so I just... kept trying to make him give up because I couldn't kill him. I guess I have to accept that in that life and death situation, 1 on 1, I would be the one that dies.

You see these situations all the time in movies and games, I always see myself as the guy getting killed.

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>>34938766
>Own a Glock 34, Walther Q5, geardo out Glock 19
>Favorite guns are a SD9VE and a RM380

So when should I kill myself?

>>34954555
Save up and buy a case of Wolf gold, it'll last you years if you shoot <1000 rounds a year

>>34955603

>Pacifism

Okay, here's mine.

I believe that killing is something that should be done only when necessary and done as swiftly as possible when it's called for, no matter who or what it is. For this reason, I get disgusted by cats who slowly beat mice to death and "play" with them before they eat.

I feel a lot of sadness and regret whenever I kill a bug in my house. Individually they pose no threat to me and thus do not warrant killing by my own philosophy, but if allowed to survive, they will infest in great numbers that can threaten my quality of life. It's a strange sort of moral syntax error that always ends in guilt for me.

That said, in my past, I had a hand in someone's death. They were a bad person and they needed to be dealt with. I don't feel regret in what I had to do.

>>34938766
>have guns
>barely know how they work/how to clean them
>want to hold them and keep them near me than shoot them

>have an armor fetish
>keep buying rare armor with really no way to justify the cost

>>34958551
Damn dude. I didn't know anyone else felt bad about killing bugs. I fuckin hate it.

>>34954378
This is the best explanation of Libertarianism that I've seen. We gotta spread the word.

>>34956188
Outside of California and New York that's actually a pretty solid amount of money. My uncle got a house in Vegas for 500k that's twice as big as my parents' house in Cali which is worth 1.2mil

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>>34954704
pleb

>Be a leaf
>Get fun license
>Own several funs
>Seem to feel less and less satisfaction with the hobby each time I go to the range
>All I do is sit at the range for an hour or two trying to tighten the groups I shoot on paper
>Having hard time justifying the amount of money spent on what are glorified hole punchers

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>Be martial artist
>be very, very good martial artist
>play mgs3
>feel autism activate inside
>begin focusing on the techniques associated with CQC
>keep this up from game to game
>Mfw I start carrying a fixed blade knife
>Mfw I still draw it every time I draw my gun now
Is it too late for me /k/?

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>>34959232

>>34946734
I don't get how your mom who can shoot a robber is still with such an antigun pussy who "forces" (how?) to sell the gun she defended herself with while he was busy letting her defenseless against a potential aggressor
unless this is a big pile of bs of course

>>34939480
What you have to realise lad that is she is a whore. Part of being a man I feel is being able to control your emotions and when it comes to women, being prepared to cut them off. You were in love probably, and she (I assume from the context given) cheated on you. If I was in your shoes, you've basically dumped a 6/10 who now has a reputation for being a whore which will follow her for the rest of her days. Now what I'd recommend here is to simply get /fit/ not because of the need for gains (however they're a bonus) but the fact is you'll feel better. Get a dog you can take with you on long runs. And the most important part about this all, love yourself.

God speed cunt.

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>run away from home at 16
>shes always been abusive
>mother and i got into fist fight before i left
>i picked her up and slammed her down
>her head hits a wooden foot stool on her way down
>now i leech off of friends to live
I dont know what to do with my life /k/

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>>34954076

>>34939908
It's not a domesticated animal dude. When it gets older it would just as soon read your throat out (or try best an opossum can) as look at you.

>>34956607
The whole "I just want him to give up/run away" thought is a well documented issue in militaries of the 20th century and before. The souless beaucrats demanded that we find a way to train that kind of compassion for fellow men out of our soldiers in the name of effeciency. Personally I think that feeling of ultimate horror is too important to human life as a concience to be removed

>>34959449
Kys?

>>34959258
That bad?

>>34939231
>loss of a fuckton of minerals like zinc and other nutrients like protein
not if you eat it afterwards anon ,':^)

>>34939231
>if you use porn, gradual getting used to a category, needing more and more extreme forms of porn to get yourself off
Funny because I've been fapping 1-2 times daily for 15 years and quality softcore/amateur stuff still makes me cum buckets like nothing else.

>>34955608
You wanna sell any, anon? Or are you, like me, the type who can never ever let go of a gun without a huge reason?

>>34939601
>NO! You can't just IGNORE the SAME DEBUNKED SHIT when it gets posted for the millionth time!
>If you think it's wrong, you have to ARGUE WITH ME! Even if we've had this argument thousands of times! Otherwise I WIN!

The level of the chans really is collapsing, but it's because molyneux-spouting, eceleb worshipping fags like you can't accept that the world isn't a debate club and that we don't have to take your bullshit seriously if we don't want to

>>34939480
You're a weak willed man, anon. I feel sorry for you.

>>34938998
Haha I ain't give a fuck. Shouldn't have wasted the round and snapped his faggot neck then ate him.

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>>34959415
never underestimate the stupidity of women

>>34948909
I escorted my dog in the vets office. Pet her and held her paw as she succumb to the drugs. Very peaceful for such a sterile enviornment.

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>>34938766
>be 2015
>dad thinks mom is cheating on him and wants to move to cali
>find out he is loosing it mentally and my mom is too.
>mom goes to mental hospital for 2 weeks
>younger brother and sister just depressed and i blame myself for not trying to keep the family together
>mom comes back from mental hospital and dad is willing to try medicine for his hysteria.
>fast forward to now
>try to use guns to help get closer to my dad
>only have one gun but i still better than not doing anything

guys i hope this works and helps my dad keep his mind of things. i really just want to keep my family together and loving each other. i hope to get a better job too and buy more guns to help my dad.

>>34939122
Masturbating prevents prostate cancer which is as frequent and dangerous as breast cancer