how would you deal with these guys?

How would I deal with what looks like dudes on horses? I don't know man, truly at a loss here.

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Plot devices.

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>>34929462

Just make bullets from the dragon mountain thing, and you'd be good to go.

Next!

>>34929477
>>34929534
u guys are no fun

>>34929462
Capturing one and fucking it.

>Winter has come, and so must I.

>>34929537

Whoever invented the conceptual 'cryptonite' as an easily workable substance that acts with an effectiveness of a fast acting poison injected straight into the bloodstream of the one vulnerable to it was not fun.

>>34929542
Yeah, sure, but how to get rid of the rider first?

>>34929562
Obsidian flachetes dropped from dragons when?

Climb a tree they aint got no guns

>>34929565
Buy one get one

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>>34929462
Shoot them with a flare gun with this look on my face. Easy!

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>>34929462
>impale dragon's cock onto a ballista bolt
>mfw

>shoot it with normal arrows
>thinks everything is cool, ignores archers
>shoot a volley of dragonglass headed arrows
Nothin personell, kid

>>34929566
> dragon poop obsidian

>>34929623
that's gotta be rough on a soft dragon asshole...

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>>34929634
Go on

>>34929462
Is this even a question?
5000-degree Jewish Smokescreens obviously

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>>34929648
Not including a photo
ISHIGGYDIGGY

>>34929462
Burn lots of fossil fuels. No more ice

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>>34929462
Sure, the Night King can peg a flying murder lizard at 250m from ground level conducting incendiary close-air support with an ice spear.
But I doubt he or his lieutenants can handle
>pic related
dumping a full load of GBU-38s on their heads from 10,000 meters above. Or plinking them from BVR with AGM-154s.
>>34929481
About that... the latest episode... eh, no spoilers.
>>34929534
Obsidian would make shitty bullets.
>>34929570
They have javelins.

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meanwhile

>>34929666
Neverending regime

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>>34929660
> Climb tree
> They have javelins.

^^^ My immediate reflection.

>>34929640
Imagine your dink being forcibly enveloped in an almost unbearably hot dragon ass, very clean of course, as a dragon's constitution provides for remarkably firm, smooth shoots. The dragon is pretty intelligent and thus gay and perverted, and is determined to have anal sex with ya. You can't stop a dragon from doing something like this. So it puts its feet on either side of you and stoops down upon ye, ripping your pants off quite easily with its teeth. It rubs your dink with its nose quite gently and softly nibbles it with its lips. Of course you don't resist this and get quite erect, the dragon, of course, notices this and takes its chance to sit right on ya. Its ass was quite perfectly targeted on your dink. It sucks you right in, balls and all, you're in this for the long haul now.

Your ar15 lays beside you, all but forgotten.

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>>34929462

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>>34929462
Do you even watch the show?

>>34929660
Since that obsidian apparently acts as a very active poison, probably grinding it to birdshot pellets size and using a shotgun to deliver would be most efficient. Don't even need to worry about friendly fire too much.

>>34929690

god damn it

proceed

>>34929756
I hope this will get around to the horse.

>>34929690
kek

>>34929783
This, rid myself both of the problem and the shitty story/franchise it crawled out of.

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>>34929783
Pretty efficient

>>34929462
My ideal way to deal with lots of me melee infantry

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>>34929462

>>34929690
topkek

Good call on plot twist to this question! I love anybody who sees whats comming

>>34929756
Your captured dick and balls are churned by the dragon's anal muscles, sliding you to the point where you are almost pushed out, and then sucking you back in. You find that a dragons ass muscles are quite dexterous, rolling your balls around while also stretching up and down on your dink. The Mother of the dragon that is fucking you arrives by the dragon's side unnoticed by you, and wraps two leather straps and a harness around you and the dragon, securing you snugly against it. You are no longer able to slide in and out of the dragon's ass, but the internal muscles continue to manipulate those balls and dick. You arrive inside the dragon and your penis tries to shink but is kept inside the dragon due to the extreme tightness of the rectum, holding your balls hostage.

The dragon eats the horse.

The dragon continues to churn your dick inside it slowly, easily, the warmth of the inside of the dragon providing you with a maximum comfy resting spot, strapped snugly against it. You cannot escape the harness/sling that secures you against the dragon. The dragon then crouches and takes off, rather more smoothly than what you expected, for a large clumsy dragon. As you wheel across the sky, you turn your head, and you see your poor AR15 being poached by a fuckin hwhite hwalker. It looks down the barrel.

>>34929462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoExgr3yzvg

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>>34929864

[spoiler]continue[/spoiler]

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>>34929888

>>34929864
>you see your poor AR15 being poached by a fuckin hwhite hwalker. It looks down the barrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE

>>34929690
Never change /k/

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>>34929700
beat me to the punch anon, fire that fucktouples in size sounds ideal since we're assuming nobody has any dragonglass.

Either that or napalm.

>>34929888
You fly off high into the sky, the dragon's heat protecting you from the winter which was coming until the dragon arrived. Dick still encased, still secured against the dragon you feel quite safe, but quite helpless to resist the dragon who seems to be able to control its anal muscles on a whim. Which it seems to be excited to do once more, as your dick seems to be inadvertently stiffening back up. The hellish churning begins once more around your balls, and a firm pulsing suction begins around your dink. The heat is intense. You submit to the suction and ejaculate right on into the dragon's ass for the second time. The dragon ceases its hellish assault on your (by now) very sensitive penis. It releases your penis quite slowly and gently and the cold air whips over it, shrinking it right down and causing your balls to get sucked right back into your gut.

Eventually you begin descending down from the sky and you soon are hovering over what appears to be the dragon's nest. A bunch of dust gets into your eyes and that causes you to see that the other two legendary beasts are landing alongside the one carrying you.

The white walker has shot a hole in its own head and has figured out how to shoot your precious AR 15.

The horse skeleton is frozen. But! It has also been raised from the dead by the white walker who has chosen it to be a faithful steed. Wielding your assault rifle, it is now a force to be reckoned with.

You feel the straps around you loosen and you fall to the ground, free! You sperg out a bit like the autist we all know you fuckin' are, but the dragon deftly positions its maw with the row of horrifying teeth around your vulnerable dick. Giving you no way to escape without ripping your fucking dick off. The "Mother" of these dragons gives them some sort of fucking stupid psychic command and your origional dragon tucks its teeth away and then gently pushes you over with its foot, of course making sure to step on your poor exposed dick, squishing it and causing you to squirm. The dragons all lean over you and open their mouths, dribbling a bit of wonderfully sterile and hot dragon saliva over you. Then they all stick out their freakishly long tongues and begin to lick you all over, cleaning you off and sterilizing the wounds you had received in the battle. Of course, they also pay special attention to your dink and it betrays you by stiffening up once more. Being at the mercy of three (3) dragons has aroused you more than you'd care to admit and you end up ejaculating right into their eager tongues. The rough and slightly slimy texture of their flesh slappers is infinitely pleasing and feels like an amazing message now that you aren't being so distracted by your dick. Kneeding your muscles, you wriggle and stretch despite yourself and this action is noticed by the "Mother" of the dragons.

The white walker has used the remaining three rounds of your ammo and keeps trying to shoot stuff with your gun from the back of his terrifying skeleton horse.

>>34929462
Cast thin iron shells, fill them with either wildfire or shards of dragonglass then get all the trebuchets you can to loose these shells at them.

>>34929462
Attack them directly with CAS Dragons instead of pussy footing around with the respawning Mobs. Kill them and the undead army dies too

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>>34930007
fuck you!! more!!!

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>>34930073
...but ice Dan Marino can drill them with ice SAMs

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>>34929462
Instantly came to mind

>>34930187
Only worked once and only because Dany is fucking retarded
>Humans have ballistae capable of harming your dragons and almost kill you
>Learn fucking nothing from it
>Herp derp let's fight frost demons
>Low and slow.jpg
>Drogon at least knows to dodge duck dip dive and Dodge after bronn almost slotted his floppy
>Now they have a fucking undead dragon

The "Mother" of the dragons walks over to you, naked, with a saucy stride, with a sway of her hip. You lie on the ground, the dragons menacing you with their teeth. She stands over you, straddling you with a foot on either side, an arrogant expression of victory on her face as she descends her hips down at your dink. You manage to dodge and she ends up slapping her disgusting human vagina against your hip ineffectively. She tries to spear herself twice more, narrowly avoiding her both times. She sighs in frustration, "Fine, I will give you to the dragons". She dresses herself once more and stalks away from you. Two of the dragons menacing you with their teeth now grab your limbs, one, both of your legs, and the other both of your arms, holding you there helpless. The third dragon, a different one from the one who grabbed you first, steps over you and aligns its midsection with your waist. An opening flared out and gaping, open and closed hungrily. It touches the front of your dink, and when it does it slowly starts drawing your dick up into itself. You can no more stop yourself from being drawn into this fleshy prison than the lead part of a bullet can stop itself from going out the barrel of a gun when the powder behind it ignites. You are, eventually, fully encased. The pelvis of the dragon is now fully against yours, the rough scales slipping against your front. Your balls are left out of this exchange however, and the scant skin that is still outside is stretched tightly over them, causing a bit of pain, that is ignored in favor of your situation. The dragons at your top and bottom begin sensuously running their tongues over your captured arms and legs, tasting the inside of your thighs and reaching down to furtively caress a nipple. You shiver under the combined assault on three fronts.

The white walker has discarded your ar15 in disappointment.

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>>34930157
this is the only proper response.

>>34929823
WILDFIRE CAN'T MELT VALYRIAN STEEL

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>>34930187
>Ice Dan Marino

>>34929462
hei rounds?

>>34929462
Give them their paychecks. They work for me

>>34929612
Neat strategy right there.

My inner mongol would ignite and I'd summon my horse and beat them with my bow and sheer skill.

>>34929690
this is why I still come to /k/

>>34929462
Ask them to write up a tax policy

>>34930220
You cum really hard into the dragon, and it's sucked right out of you, the dragon then raises up off of you, suction not stopping, pulling your pelvis up but eventually gravity wins and the pressure is released and a raspberry sound occurs and you fall back to earth. Dany comes back and looks at you, stretched between two dragons mouths, helpless. She wraps a leather collar around your neck. "You shall be the pet of my Dragons! As they seem to have taken a liking to you". She attaches a lead from your collar to the harness of one of the dragons. Securing you, and preventing your escape. Dany leaves and the dragons release you from their maws, then they curl up together, the one that you're tethered to placing a possessive paw over your midsection. You seem to be firmly entrenched in this situation.

I probably should have asked before, but, what do you do now?

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White Walkers can only be killed by Magic Fire (or things associated with Magic Fire, like Obsidian or Valyrian Steel) or Wildfire, which can't be stopped by magical means (such as when the Warlock of Qarth was unable to put out the Drragonfire and burned to death)

Just give the Alchemists of King's Landing their own Factory. Have them produce it in bulk and load it like napalm onto bombs.

Drop them on Zombie Charlie and party like it's 1969.

>>34929690
Can you write a dragon puz version
I still prefer puz

>>34930219
To be fair I don't think anyone would reasonably think a hoard of zombies and their icy overlords would possess the capabilities to literally snipe one of the dragons out of the sky with nothing but an ice javelin

>>34931126
Go for it. Yes please in fact.

>>34931126
This has my imagining of a dragon puss
>>34930220

>>34929462
WITH GUNS YOU FUCK

>>34929462
RAUFOSS

>>34929462
Release PETA on them, look how their horses look.

>>34929462
>join them
>gain iceman powers and immortality
>spend every waking moment arguing about coldsteel
>eventually they commit suicide

>>34929462
Wiley Pete.

Machine Guns with Incendiary or WP rounds.

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>>34929462
stop watching

>>34929462

Throw the Ring into Mount Doom.

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>>34929462
Napalm. Lots and lots of napalm.

>>34929462
>Machetes made out of obsidian can hack through dozens of people without breaking
Just make bullets out of that shit, apparently it's indestructible.

>>34929462
the same way i deal with any threat. bullets.

>>34931068
>>34929909
>>34929823
Revising.
>>34929660
Take GBU-38s. Remove payload. Load secure, reinforced jars of wildfire/ClF3/FOOF inside. Get qt free folk lady as co-pilot/bombadier. Shit fire and fury the likes of which Westeros has never seen on invading army of dead. Buzz over the top of the wall in a victory celebration.
>>34931165
Would a B-2 even notice a hit from a scorpion bolt or ice spear?

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Bunkers and firebats, fuck that undead zerg rush up.

People on /k/ actually watch Game of Plebs?

The Battle of the Two Bastards was such a fucking retarded memefest.

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GUSTAV

>>34929462
Are they supposed to be the four horsemen from apocalyptica?

>>34933991
>doesnt watch game of thrones.

>>34934014
me neither

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>>34930961
>>34930220
>>34930007
>>34929972
>>34929864
>>34929690

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>>34929462
quad 50 loaded with APIT

>>34934498
>cant even depress guns enough to engage ground targets
Enjoy getting raped by skelebones

>>34934551
They depress to -5 degrees, what are you smoking

>>34934250
s-sauce?

>>34934551
t. whitewalker

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>>34933889
Honey, please

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arctice warfare?

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>>34930961
>what do you do now?
Rest for round 2

>>34934250
Gonna need some sauce for that image. I tried reverse search, and I know it's Felix, but no results.

>>34930219
>slotted his floppy
Autism.

>>34931068
This is exactly what Cersei will do, after the meeting at the Dragon Pit when she learns how to kill the walking dead. She will reneg on the alliance and not send her forces (Jaime and Bronn will leave going to Riverrun to recollect forces) the the Wild Fire will end up being used on King's Landing, destroying everything, the Red Keep, the Iron Throne, etc.

>>34929462
i dont have any valyrian steel rounds

>>34929462
Have they stated how much dragon glass is needed to destroy a Walker? Would sealing a couple of flecks into a hollow point pistol round or boring out the back of a 5.56 and filling it with shards be enough or are we talking shotgun handload or claymore mine amount? If it's not much I'm taking a 9mm submachine gun with obsidian impregnated hollow points backing up a jury rigged flame thrower and as many incendiary devices as I can lay my hands on/make.