Pic related breaks down your door, what do /k/?

>>34929381
Hide the hair gel and all things that niggers use to make themselves shinny.

>>34929381
Let him die of heart failure after he sees my fake skelly

>>34929381
Call an actual fighter.

Get Sokco.

>>34929389
kimbo was undefeated in street brawls

>>34929381
Equip a potion of Repel Undead and find the necromancer who's resurrecting corpses

>>34929417
Did you miss the part about "actual fighter"?

>>34929381
Dillon! You son of a bitch!

>>34929381
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

I dont know this meme, odds are i'd shoot him.

>>34929381
NIGGA AIN'T YOU DEAD

>>34929381
Grab my zombie hunter green AR and get to work

Tell him to go see a dentist, his teeth look fucked up. Then wave him out the door with my gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs

>>34929381
five shots in the center mass should do the trick

>>34929381
Roll and hope for quads

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>>34929381
kimbos early street fight videos are so classic. those are some of the first videos i ever watched on youtube

>>34929381
kick his chicken legs, set up a takedown, get the mount, have a snack, listen to some music, go for a submission when I get bored

>>34929381
In all fairness, he was never very good.

His first climb to becoming a real fighter he found out what happens when he can't knock someone out in the first five minutes. He fought some chubby white man who was about the same size but better cardio. He ultimately gassed and that should have been the end of it. Except he kept going afterwards getting a cult following from beating up street niggas and spics with zero competitive fighting history.

>>34929579
I agree, still not someone I would 1 v 1 in a fist fight tho

>>34929381
>Pic related breaks down your door
Unlikely, door is reinforced with steel.

>>34929569

Under 18 detected.

GTFO you no guns faggot.

>>34929381
Ask why he didn't knock.

>>34929381
Watch my deerwife take that bbc while I cry and fap?

>>34929381
Ask why he's late and break the seal on a fresh bottle of lube.

>>34929591
Pretty much. However if we're to advance at as a species something must take the place of the fist fight to settle differences with violence.

call ghost busters

>>34929381
Find some little pink haired Manet to beat the shit out of him for me.

>>34929417
He lost a gight to a over weight cop and they all said it was fake and unfair

Kimbo got used big time by people ether way heavy weight s are just fat people

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I'd say hello and offer him a beer. I'd probably then admit i suck at following what he's famous for and ask if he wants to hang out and chat about it especially that tournament he hosts with the triangle ring in backyards, can't remember what it's called now but it seems cool af. Used to do shit like that at my friend's place.

I really suck at having friends these days so I'd be surprised to see someone like Kimbo Slice at my house. Also i'd probs offer him one of my shirts since it's fucking freezing here atm.

>>34929381
Jag kastar McGregor på han

>>34929381

"Hey Tyrone, can you get us a chain for the photoshoot?"

"Sure thing Greg, I'll stop by Hobby Lobby on the way back from lunch!"

"They have chain there?"

"Oh yeah"

>>34929417

Lmao, and he got SHREKT by literally the worst fighter they could find, who was also hung over

>>34929381
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door

>>34929381
am i supposed to know who this nigger is?

as for the question... i dont know, yank from the beard?

>teleport behind him

You know the rest.

>>34929381
Tell him to chill out, I'm the nigga about to get to level 3.

>>34929381
MC Ride?

Put him in a cup and let him outside.

>>34929381
kiiiiiimmmbbooooo slllliiiiiccceeeeeeeuh!

>>34930084
no one speaks finnish here little girl, go way

>>34929381
Set the world record for most unanswered strikes in a heavyweight bout

>>34929381
Offer him some mango snapple

>>34929381
Throw him on his back and fuck his man tits. Then kill him and bury the body.

Toss him a bottle of ylang ylang scented personal lubricant
>"butter up, sugarthighs"

>>34929381
Call him a fucking jobber

>>34929417
I've never lost a fight it doesn't mean a UFC fighter wouldn't beat the everloving shit out of me with their hands behind their back

>>34929417
I doubt he could be ryu

>>34929381
F

>>34929597
then he hits around the edges of the door

>Noone responded with shoot him yet

nice

McNig would be proud

>>34929597
Also, he's dead.

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>>34929381
Reverse rolls

>>34929381
buckshot to the chest.

>>34929386
They can't reflect your Surefire gun light back into your face if they can't make their body shiny.

Good thinking, OP.

>>34929381
Wonder who threw his corpse hard enough to knock down my door.

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Break down his anus.

>>34929381
Spread my boipucci

I wip out my wee wee and beat him with it

>>34929438
YUH

>>34929381
>hear crash in the night
>o shit its happening
>groggily grab 1911 off nightstand
>try to move through my house quietly
>hear something in livingroom
>enter
>fucking dark in here
>FUCKING DARKIE IN HERE
>Point gun in general direction
>shoot
"O SHIEEEEET ITZ DA WHYTE MAN!"
>melanin enriched man flees through broken down door
>call cops and answer questions for a few hours
>put door back up
>just fucking nail it on for now
>lock door before going to bed
>realize how retarded such a gesture was
>tired as fuck at work next day

>>34929381
I ask him if he's heard the Good News about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

>>34929381
>Pic related breaks down your door, what do /k/?
Get my gun because the zombie apocalypse has begun.

Or call Seth Petruzeli.

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>>34929434
I chuckled harder than I should have

>tfw kimbo breaks down my door
>I am wondering why kimbo slice is at my humble abode
>kimbo apologises profusely, He was simply trying to turn him self into a helicopter by swinging him self in a circle while holding a length of chain attached to a sledge hammer
>I accept his apology and tell him I'm just renting a room here anyhow so it's all good
>ask him if he's hungry and would like to partake in my extra chicken parm I made last night

>>34929381
Throw my petite asian wife his way to distract him as I escape out the back door.

Large black men cannot resist petite asian women.

>>34929381

Challenge him to a 5k and watch him die

>>34937786
>Large black men cannot resist petite asian women.

I think you have that the wrong way around.

>>34929381
Call a fucking Priest.

>>34929381

Question on how a dead nigger is doing that.

@34937871
>falling for jewish psyops

>>34937914
niggers dont ded niggered eternal

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>>34929381
Shoot it.

Throw a job application at him.

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>>34929381
then go back to sleep and enjoy a peaceful night because I am now deaf

>>34929381
Get my own hammer.
"Hammer off bro. you and me."

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>>34929381
Fetch the Colour-Sergeant to whip the coloured insurgent.

>>34938788
Meeeen of harlech, stop your dreaming

>>34929505
So... You'll turn into a Jew then shoot an Arab?