Moon Hits The Sun

>>34927854
just cut off the source of chaos from draculas's castle

>>34927881

>Alright, here's the plan /k/
>We plant an illegal SBR on Dracula's lawn and call the ATF
>They'll show up at his place and engage in a mortal battle with the underworld itself
>Underworld eliminates ATF
>ATF eliminates underworld
>We all ascend to AOW heaven

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>>34927854
>Moon Hits The Sun
Now OP, the moon doesn't ACTUALLY hit the sun, they just overlap

>>34928945
Bullshit, they are the same size and the same orbital distance to the earth, those motherfuckers are going to hit.

>>34927854
Baby's first eclipse. Awwwww.

Watched em as a boy. You didn't even Hales Comet youngling.

>>34927854
>Only semi-auto rifle I own is an 11.5" AR SBR

How fucked am I?

>>34929080
Your fucked kid.
You won't be able to get the range needed to hit the moon with that.

>>34929080
>only semi-auto I own is a 10-22.

Don't worry senpai I got this.

>>34927854
God is stealing our sun! We must make sacrifices of fatted calfs and rams to appease him!

>>34927951
or
>atf is victorious
>they gift you an immortal doggo
>they then shoot the immortal doggo, killing it
>they shoot you and arrest you

>>34929354
But all we have are feminists and antifa members!

If end of the world and I die, great
If shit keeps ticking on, I have work on Tuesday, fml

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>>34928967
Omae wa mo shindeiru

>>34929362
An immortal doggo, or maybe a werewolf, sounds like an excellent halting problem. The ATF is unlikely to have silver on hand. They show up, shoot the dog, but it gets back up healed every 10 seconds or so. And since ATF doctrine is that all dogs must be shot, they cannot enter the castle.

Not a good day to be the werewolf that chewed on Dracula's prize furniture though.

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>>34929378

NANI?

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stay vigilant anons the negroid thrives in darkness

a box of 22rat. all i need

>>34930775

I see you got yourself a pair of them fancy eclipse glasses

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>>34930750
*ka-ching*
*bursting sounds*

IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

>>34929367
No, there is another, we must burn the tripfags as offering, it is their sins which have offended the Lord so

Have the sun fallen out of orbit and crashed into the Earth again? It's the third time this month.

>>34929347
It'll bounce around the moon's insides and turn it to dust