Is this accurate, /k/?

>>34922242
>god tier
Gallipoli

>>34922242
As a romanian,i say is preety true.

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>born soldiers
Nah mate, you were prisoners

>>34922242
Galipoli
>Galipoli
Galipoli
>Galipoli
Galipoli
>Galipoli
Galipoli

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>>34922242
>turkey high tier

>>34922242
>Russia
>fearless

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>>34922242
obviously made by A FUCKING AUSSIE

>>34922242
Aussie mercs have actually been getting stomped in Yemen right now as part of Blackwater (as well as plenty of other western mercs too).

Its just bogan propaganda about their superiority.

>>34922281
Ivan had two choices. He could either be killed by his own army or he could be killed by the enemy.

>>34922242
Accurate? No
Meme? Yes

>>34922242
>South Korea
>+ Asians

Xaxa

100% accurate, but as is common with these kinds of factual lists that dont accommodate for the egos of third world countries, you'll always get a bunch of bleeding-at-the-ass fools from decent and below countries complaining since they cant cope with being beaten by Jews, convicts and sheep farmers.

>>34922242
>US not God tier

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>>34922242

>>34922607
>Hasn't won a war in decades
>Insists on setting unachievably abstract win-states for its wars, seemingly to prevent themselves from ever winning one again
Not god tier. Have we defeated "terror" yet?

I thought texas btfo mexico

>>34922607
operation red wings
osama operation
etc

>>34922658
You can pretend it's not the truth.
It arbitrarily limits itself, and if that was not the case, everyone and everything else would be fucked.

>>34922242
Sorry, but Canada is one of the only reasons the Allies won Vimy.

WWI was more than just "good effort". We were some of the best soldiers in the war.

>>34922745

Canadians were bros, just there weren't enough of them.

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>>34922745
Are Leafs the strongest race in the world?

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>>34922650
This anon fixed it for you OP. You should thank him for his efforts!

>>34922242
>Argentina
>most skilled black nation

Pretty sure that's the US

What a load of bollocks

>>34922242
>/int/
No. They're wrong about just about everything, I don't know why people legitimately believe them.

>>34922735
>W-we didn't want t-to win anyway!
Eh, if it helps you sleep.

>>34922242
>never really fought anyone
>brazil
what the fuck happened to paraguai and ww2?

>>34922242
>Denmark and Sweden have been at war for more years then the US has existed
>never fight

Ok.

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>>34922658
>Insists on setting unachievably abstract win-states for its wars, seemingly to prevent themselves from ever winning one again

That is largely a political failure, U.S military just carries out the given mission as well as possible. We have been effectively fighting with one arm tied behind our back for some time now.

>Belgium, a 200 year old country
>Netherlands, a 17th century powerhouse that cucked the Spanish into irrelevancy
>Equals

>>34922658
Because if they had tangible goals, they would win too easy.

It's like playing a game with handicapps or drifting with one hand duct taped to the wheel.

>le Italians are bad at war meme
When will this meme die?

>>34922987
When Italians get their shit together.

>>34922987
Never. WWII happened.

>>34922987
When you stop paying the Taliban to not attack you in Afghanistan

>>34922245
>>34922269
>British incompetence

>>34922242
>australia
>never lost a battle
>L I T E R A L L Y lost a war to a bunch of fucking birds
>ended up nuking "Emu field" out of spite
yea naw

>>34923102
3rd Battle of Ypres
>3rd Battle of Ypres
3rd Battle of Ypres
>3rd Battle of Ypres
3rd Battle of Ypres
>3rd Battle of Ypres
3rd Battle of Ypres
>3rd Battle of Ypres
3rd Battle of Ypres

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>>34922242
>god tier

As an historian, no it's laughably wrong.

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>>34922242
lel

>>34922658
We won the Libyan Civil War in 2011. You're a flipping moron.

>>34923155
As an actual historian, yes its right about everything.

>>34923189
>t. 2nd aussie shitposting battalion

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>>34922242
>Australlia and New Zealand
>only fight because they get dragged along into wars along with the USA
>pretty only there to further supplement the USA

Whoever made this is retarded.

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>>34922987

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>>34922242
>poor soldiers

>>34922242
>/int/ presents
Well, that explains why it's so retarded.

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two of these do not belong.

>>34922242
>Turkey in high tier
>pretending modern Greeks are still ancient Greeks
>pretending modern Iran is still Persia
>Finland, Russia, and US not in high tier
>China not in Decent tier
>pretending Aussies are better than gooks at jungle war
>pretending Switzerland wouldn't rape an invader to shit
>Aussies and Kiwis being above anybody in high tier
Holy fuck what even is this

>>34923189
>>34922242
Germany lost
>WW1
>WW2
sure

>>34923234
US done less than 5% fighting
95% was done by USSR

>>34923234
>countries that have been in a war longer and more intense battles have more KIA
wow what a surprise

>>34923234
>best war economy
>most firepower
>high tech
Also numerical advantage.
Not really poorer than the others, but that list doesn't have much to do about it.

>>34923296
>>34923306
>forgetting the us fought more than just germany
we solod 3 of the 4 fronts buds

>>34923330
france and britian still had empires. Britian controlled 430,000,000 people (25% of the world population) and 24% of the worlds land mass at the start of ww2

It isn't accurate at all really. To believe something like this you have to have a very simplistic view of national militaries and their history, and also cherry pick the hell out of situation to reaffirm an already established popular narrative. Italy for example, is defined literally only by its performance in a single war.

>>34922242
Any tier list that doesnt have the US at the top is wrong.

>>34922242
Brazil
>never fought anyone

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War

>>34923346
what fronts would those be friend

>>34923394
West front, East front and Africa.

>>34922242
>South Korea
>most skilled Asians
What exactly has Korea ever, as in throughout history, done that was useful to anyone?

>>34923356
>Italy for example, is defined literally only by its performance in a single war.
Which war is that? Is it their abject failure during WW2? Or their knowing shielding of wanted men during Gothic Serpent? Or are you referring to them paying off the Taliban not to attack them in Afghnistan? So many to pick from, its hard to know which one you mean.

>>34922242

its gay and faggots just like OP

>>34923394
pacific, italy, north africa

>>34923427
Except the British fought and led forces in the North African theatre, East African theatre and South-East Asian theatre.

The US didn't solo a single fucking theatre in WW2 lol

>>34923435
>>34923074
Not even Italian but you're in every Italy thread, right? What did those Goat Herders do to your butt?

>Argentina above Brazil and "skilled" even though we literally marched into Buenos Aires
>We literally never lost a war or conflict

These charts are just wanking from a handful of autist.

>>34923427
>>34923455
Is this what they're teaching in US schools? Do you not know of the British and French forces in Asia? North Africa? Italy? France? Greece?

>>34923469
thats not me cunt, this is >>34923455

>>34923484
we solod italy and gave it to the brits to hold
we solod the pacific theatre
we solod north africa, unless you count a few british special forces who didnt really do anything

>>34923499
>we solod italy and gave it to the brits to hold
>we solod the pacific theatre
>we solod north africa, unless you count a few british special forces who didnt really do anything
Is this bait? Or are you genuinely this fucking retarded?

We didn't solo shit in WW2 you moron.

>>34923469
>US
I the only possibility was Germany since nobody else clearly didn't solo three fronts.

>>34923522
except we did

>>34923499
According to this, which comes from OOB it seems, you're a dumb nigger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_invasion_of_Italy_order_of_battle

>>34923560
>us 1941-1944, britcucks 1944-
thanks for proving me right, cuck

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>>34923537
>Allied invasion of Italy
>entire plan was drawn and commanded by Sir Harold Alexander's 15th Army Group
>a brit
>the South-East Asian theatre of World War II
>General Sir Archibald Wavell commanded the entire battlegroup in SE Asia
>also a brit
>North African Campaign
>90% of the forces were british
>forgetting Harold Alexander
>Claude Auchinleck
>Archibald Wavell
>fucking BERNARD MONTGOMERY

wow the US education system really is a joke

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>G*rmany
All Germans should be shot
https://youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY

>>34923593
see>>34923560 and >>34923580

>>34923603
Meaning what? The fact that the large majority of forces in the allied invasion of Italy is British? Or the fact that the US did next to nothing in Italy?

>>34923593
>>>34923537
>>Allied invasion of Italy
>>entire plan was drawn and commanded by Sir Harold Alexander's 15th Army Group
>>a brit
>>the South-East Asian theatre of World War II
>>General Sir Archibald Wavell commanded the entire battlegroup in SE Asia
>>also a brit
>>North African Campaign
>>90% of the forces were british
>>forgetting Harold Alexander
>>Claude Auchinleck
>>Archibald Wavell
>>fucking BERNARD MONTGOMERY
>wow the US education system really is a joke
>>>>>>>> impling rommel want a not hack and one trick pony.

>>34923499
>we solod north africa, unless you count a few british special forces who didnt really do anything
Quite the achievement to fight two years with just "few special forces".

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>>34923593
>wow the US education system really is a joke
its the yuropoor system that is a joke, they teach you wrong shit that you actually believe

>>34923619
that the USA solod it, right there in black in white

>>34923603
Why did you quote>>34923560 as if it proves your point? The OOB clearly shows that you're wrong and the US didn't solo anything during the Italian Campaign.

>>34923631
what did he mean by this

>>34923647
wikipedia shows i was right, you britbongs can read cant you?

>>34923647
He's baiting. Don't give him anymore (Yo*u)'s

>>34923664
>h-he baiting
>g-g-g-get out of my s-safe space
>im r-r-right i p-promise

loser

>>34922242
Not at all.
Estonia bet the Landeshwehr, The Red Army (for for a bit), tried to fuck shit up before they got Crusaded in the 13th century, had many uprisings while being slaved, that Image triggers the fuck out of me.

>>34922658
we haven't been in a war since ww2
even if we had in every political engagement we have fought we always wipe out the competition and win usually every battle we fight
>Iraq
>Vietnam

>>34922242
No.

>>34922745
too bad everything's gone to shit since then tbqh. We had so much potential.

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>>34923598
do it again Bomber Harris

>>34922242
>austria is decent
>brits above canada
This chart is utter shit OP.

>>34922242
>Never really fought anyone
Brazil took part in WWII against italians and germans in northern Italy in the Battle of Collechio. There was also a war against Paraguay long before that too.

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>>34922242
Tried.

>>34922242
I'd move sweden up one step. Sure we haven't officially been at war for ~300 years but we royally fucked the nazis by training norwegian saboteurs, and a lot of soldiers who were officially "on indefinite leave" went over and fought the soviets in Finland during the winter war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Volunteer_Corps_(Winter_War)

Plus we've been a part of pretty much every active UN military mission since 1950-ish. I know that isn't much to go on but at least we've had units fighting something, somewhere for the last 40 years, even if that something is just boredom and somewhere is in the middle of a desert, watching over village wells.

>>34922242
>beat Texas easily
>What is San Jacinto?

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>>34922242
Cheers mate!

>>34923074
>still posting that
*offers white flag*

>>34922242
>south Korea gets stomped all the way to inchon in the Korean war
>wouldn't even exist if the UN didn't step in
>in same tier with America

Your chart is shit.

>>34922658
Well, one of our two main parties has this unfortunate habit of constantly demanding that we surrender, even when they were the ones who started the war.

>>34923978
You forgot that Gustav II Adolf (Gustavus Adolphus) is regarded as one of the greatest military commanders of all time as he revolutionized combined arms tactics when the rest of the world threw massive blocks of spearmen at each other.
Under his rule Sweden became an Empire with control over the entire Baltic and a large swath of the Holy Roman Empire. An Empire that it took 60 years, one regent later (Charles XII) and the combined might of Denmark-Norway, Russia, Cossack Hetmanate, Kalmyk Khanate, Electorate of Saxony, Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth, Kingdom of Prussia, Electorate of Hanover, United Kingdom, Moldavia to finally defeat in any major way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavus_Adolphus_of_Sweden
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Northern_War

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>>34924108
>mfw vår stormaktstid är över

>>34922242
This list is pure shit hahaha

France as high tier
>hasn't won anything since 1812

Canada
>literally the only good quality listed is "good effort"

>>34922242
>High numbers
>all what US has
"Nationality in war"
Isn't it supposed to be more about the soldiers and military command?

>>34924108
Yeah sweden kind of pissed everyone and their mothers off during the 1600-1700s.

>>34923911
You got it

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>>34922242
>lost a war to emus
>god tier

>>34922242
Most of this is inaccurate, actually.

>>34922745
Yeah but you haven't been relevant since DDay.

>>34923221
Not as retarded as you.
As part of the British Empire neither of them were late to the world wars, and their contributions to the UN forces during the Korean War were generally as part of the Commonwealth (British, not Mass.) forces.
Vietnam war, they wanted to get some practice, did better on cost/numbers deployed basis than any American unit.
Afgahnistan, they're part of UN forces.
Hardly just support for the yanks...

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>>34922242

>>34922242
Didn't we lose a battle to emus?

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>>34923911
Much better

>>34924496
Fake and gay, at least 1000 birds were killed by the initial Military engagement

Also doesn't mention the second emu war were in a few hundred farmers killed 80 000 emus in 2 years

>>34922295
Tell more

>>34923262
It's only bait to start a wrastle in threads. Don't fall for it, anon.

>>34923133
dead

>>34922242
>never lost a battle
>A
>FUCKING
>EMU

>>34922804
FACT: Canadians are the most powerful race in the world

>>34925515
>a bunch of farmers outperformed your army
this is vietnam tier

>>34924003
Iron your uniform

Mexico beat Texas easily ... in what fucking alternate universe?

My ancestors skull fucked mexishits and won independence. Fuck those beaners. I'd kill half the Mexishit army myself before fucking noon.

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>>34922242
>UK in High tier
They're only good as a Navy, as infantry they are as pathetic as Italians.

>USA in Decent tier
Only war we ever lost was a war we never tried to win.

>Germany in High tier
Never won a war in it's existence.

>Israel in High tier
>Skilled
More like get tons of weapons and vehicles from America and UK and somehow manage to flip them always

>Russia in Decent tier
Lost nearly every war it ever fought it. The one war they "won" they were given weapons and vehicles by USA to be used as human distractions.

>Brazil in Bad tier
Contributed more to the ally victory of WWII than the UK. Invaded Italy, earned the German's respect in Africa.
This is one of the most downright offensive tier listings just because of how ignorant it is of basic history.

Basically your image is wrong and you should feel wrong.

UK in Decent tier, USA in God tier, Israel in Bad tier, Brazil in High tier, Russia in Bad tier, Germany in Bad tier.

>>34928673
>Only war we ever lost was a war we never tried to win.

Hmmm

>downright offensive tier listings just because of how ignorant it is of basic history.

>penobscot bay battle
>Battle of little big horn
>The Buffalo battles
>Battle for the Alamo
>French and Dutch got you out of the losing battle for independence

More recently

>Got kicked to bits by the Chinese in the Korean war
>Vietnam
>Operation Eagle Claw
>Yakla Raid
>The retreat from Afghanistan

If I've missed some please, let me know.

>>34928673
Here I made an edit

>>34928738
kek your post is so ill informed I don't know where to begin.
You only listed Battles we lost, not a single war.
And one of those battles was a technical victory in the long run.
>Got kicked to bits by the Chinese
lmao read a book you dippo. The Chinese got turned into ground beef spanning acres of battlefield.

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>>34928793

>>34928793
>You only listed Battles we lost, not a single war.
>goal posts

List all the wars America has won single handily without outside help or allies.

>never really fought anyone
That's not true, we even got to commit genocide in Paraguay.

>Australia ranked top
>lost a war against emu's

>>34928814
>List all the wars America has won singe handily without outside help or allies
This is such a stupid fucking statement.
"List the wars America won without using guns", "List the wars England won without using ships", "List the wars Russia won without drinking water"

You're a fucking idiot.
To humor you, all wars against the Native Americans, all slave rebellions, Second Barbary war, Mexican-American war (unless you count the California Republic), Bombardment of Qui Nhon, United States Expedition to Korea, Las Cuevas War, Philippine-American war, Moro Rebellion, United State Occupation of Dominican Republic, not to mention countless minor conflicts and wars where we would pick a side of the country to fight with.

>>34928814
>List all the wars America has won single handily without outside help or allies.
vietnam

>>34922242
> God tier
> born soldiers
More like
> born prisoners
> sub Emu tier

>>34928814
>>34928848
Also sorry I took a bit to reply, I had to double check I didn't miss anything.

Regardless, that's 8 wars without allied assistance by name, and upwards of 15 wars I didn't feel like taking the time to name.

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NZ Armyfag here
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

>>34923251
Good point Alexander was Macedonian

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>>34928812

>Only war ever lost was one where the goal wasn't to win

Burger logic

>>34929039
Vietnam was to put pressure on Russia's economy. The US government never intended to stop the North from invading the South.

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>>34922975
>drifting with one hand duct taped to the wheel

>>34923484
The brits ran N.Africa but we're our Italians in the pacific.

The aussies on the other hand were pretty helpful.

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>>34929076
Yea Aussies.

>>34929046
But not only is that factually incorrect and that the US did intend to stop the north from invading the south, but also the secondary reason was to limit the spread of communism in the east to keep some at least neutral if not friendly nations in the area to keep a foothold towards china and eastern russia, not to pressure russia's economy. what does/did russia even buy from/sell to vietnam?

>>34923664
>actually censoring (You) thinking that anyone actually literally collects (You)s
>>>/x/

gtfo here you fucking schizophrenic loser

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>>34922804
>>34926490
FACT: Canada is property of Quebec.

>>34924517
>muh bosnia
>muh korea
>muh afghanistan
kys yankee cuck

>>34929095
>secondary reason was to limit the spread of communism in the east
Propaganda.

We were in 'Nam to hurt Russia's economy and get money off the drug trade.

>>34924022
>Well, one of our two main parties has this unfortunate habit of constantly demanding that we surrender, even when they were the ones who started the war.
literally when has anyone in the US proposed surrender in a modern war

what enemy do you even surrender *to*?

>>34929198
>hurt russia's economy
>by bothering fucking Vietnam of all places
you're retarded

>>34922242
>great effort in Falklands
Took an island from a handful of dudes, lost one battle, then retreated from chronically undersupplied people who were rediscovering WW1 trench diseases all the way across the island and surrendered when there was nowhere else to retreat to?
This credit should be under France where the Exocet missiles came from in the first place


OP also forgot that Aussies all have 40k back-stories since they're all born and raised in a place where absolutely everything is trying to kill you absolutely all the time
But OP also got their flags upside down

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>>34922607
>>34922650
>>34922735
>>34922968
>>34923911
>>34928673
>>34928812
>america
>competent
>good at war

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>>34929283
it fucking keeps happening

>>34929283
>>34929286
Fun Fact: US Naval warships literally do not sail if it's anything more than Sea State 3 because they lost too many ships to just routine sea state related accidents between WWII and Korea.

They either don't get underway if it's storming too hard when they leave port, and at sea, they come to anchor.

>>34923262
Yeah, switzerland would be afghanistan with white people ibstead of goatherders. Meaning more advanced IEDs and guerrillas that were actually trained soldiers

>>34929329
But anon, Switzerland is a brown country now

>>34929314
proofs?

>>34922822
Underrated

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>G*rmany

wew lad

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>>34923133
Check'd, Kek'd

>>34923911
Add india to good tier. India beat china always. Fuck china. India will dominate the world and rape china. Fuck china. Fuck china. Fuck china
Hail modi

>>34929369
looks like shit and probably made with unity. 0/10

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>>34926697
Austrailian farmers who would go one to join the army for WW2

>>34922242
Put Nippon and Norway higher man cmon
I say this as an Aussie. Norway would fuck us hard in cold conditions.

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>>34929396
Of course they would, in straya 30°c is basically absolute zero, if they fought in norway all of your soldiers would instantly turn into pic related

who would win in a war: all of quebec, or france's actual military

we'll say the scenario is that a maple syrup and poutine deposit has been discovered on ile de la madelaine and quebec wants it but france doesnt want to give up its strange little satellite island thing

>>34922242
>bad at grand strategy
You know this was written by a neckbeard strategy game player.

>>34928900
Eh its a siglet officer what can you expect

>>34929095
>He doesn't realize the Russians were the ones supplying the Vietnamese
>litterally shit tons of their crap was coming out of Russian pockets

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>>34929446
jesus

>>34929425
Probably just some Pole or pathetic American that worships Poland for standing up against the "fascist EU oppression" or some pipe dream shit.

>>34929426
A man with prior military experience.

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>>34929461
how can american ""men"" even compete

>>34929488
having jobs unlike those unemployed emu cunts!!

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>>34929499
how can american ""traps"" even compete

>>34923675
t-t-t-t-t-t-too m-m-m-m-ma-ma-many s-s-s-s-s-s-st-st-st-st-stut-stut-stut-stutter-stutter-stutters-stutters-stutters

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>>34929283
>withstood being rammed with minor damage

Piss off, kiddo.

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>>34929375

>>34929388
>implying they wouldnt go to the emu's side if shit hits the fan for some emu cloaca

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>>34922242
>bongs
>quick learners
Oh im laffin

>>34922242
>Iran
>only people to fight off the Romans

Arminius frowns on you.

Also, i might add:
USA
- didn't learn a single bit form Russias failures in Afghanistan and Frances failures in Vietnam

Israel
- Had the brilliant idea to face the most skilled siegemasters of the ancient world sitting in a fortress on a mountain with no escape route

Japan
- Navy and army struggling with each other, making everything unnecessary complicated

Germany
- Military leader clearly shows that he is totally incompetent. Several times. Followed his orders anyway.
- wasted limited ressources on impressive looking, but useless projects like Dora gun

Russia
- weaken your own army by basically exterminating all competent officers and be surprised when it does not so well against the Finns then.

>>34922973
Dutch anglo wars anyone? I don't see anyone else sailing up the thames and burning the shit out of british ships.

WW2 was outrageously cowardly though. The belgians fought bravely for a while.

>>34922242
If you're going to base your chart off of past glories, why is Italy at the bottom? The Roman legions literally changed the face of warfare. And why put Australia at the top? I mean, killing abos isn't that hard.

>>34922298
Ivan will choosing middle path, tovarich: killing own self with vodka.

>>34923646
In case the sequence after Mars is supposed to be Venus, your education system obviously didn't tell you the astronaut would die the moment he leaves his spacecraft.

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>>34923911
>Mexico beat Texas easily

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>>34924169
>>hasn't won anything since 1812
They won both world wars

>>34932262
>stop dreaming things that I'm too afraid to dream!

This is why euro-fags were the last into space.

>>34924169
You don't know how to use greentext.

>>34931535
>still got rammed by a civilian ship
>T W I C E
lol nah you can fuck off, champ

>>34922261
Mihai Viteazul, Vlad Tepes, Mircea cel Batran, Stefan cel Mare and Ion Antonescu are rolling in their graves

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>>34922242

>Finland
>Lost winter war

I mean, how could they have won Russia? The fuck?

>>34922242
>Russia
>Poor tactics
>Literally just spamming hollywood WWII memes as fact

ok

>>34932514
in which alternate reality?

>>34932931
>>Literally just spamming hollywood WWII memes as fact
>what is grozny
>what is chechen wars
>what is USSR invasion of afghanistan

>>34932126
Yeah Belgium is too small to have a big/strong army and is not protected by natural barriers like switzerland.
They fought well but had no chance of having a major impact but they did bought time for the french defense to set up.

>>34922242
>Germany
>High tier
>Skilled
>initiative
>great tactics
As a native german i can tell you that's not the case. German military sucks balls.

>>34922274
>6 ship of the line
>7 firgates

yeah the turks are shit, but lets be real, that first one is expected.

>>34922274
And that's against Russians

>>34922288
right?

>>34922607
This.

America is literally the strongest fighting force on the planet. If they had the populations' support, they could almost win a WW. Especially if no nukes and a few allies

>>34933183
That's exactly why they join a world war last, it's what the enemy would least expect in fact.

>>34932356
>modern texas could solo them

>>34922242
Aussies lost to a bunch of emu, get the fuck out of here.

>>34929470
It was a pole. Americans don't even know Poland exists

>>34929119
Iirc we had a war about that and Quebec lost. We raided your 12 people with our 15 people and we won

>>34933266
But we supply them tanks, weapon supplies, vehicles, other important military stuff as well as perform training operations with them.

>>34922242
As an irishman, this pleases me.

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>>34929506
M-m-mods....

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>>34933222
>1v1 us on rust, Mexico.

>>34932751
>withstood ramming of ships multitudes bigger than the ship
>held up good

Nah, broski.

>>34929385
All it takes to be featured on Steam Greenlight.

>>34929329
No just no
The country is tiny, the mountains well maped and known by neighbouring countries, switzerland would get its shit pushed hard

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>>34932967
>Russia only existed during the 80s +

Russia has had the best generals in history, as a fact.

>>34933820
>generals dictating tactics
Vatnik, your generals sent you in human waves as recently as the 90s. For every Zhukov they've had 10 of the type of guys who thought it a good idea to use mechanized units of infantry loaded in apcs into a city known to be full of people armed out their ass with anti-tank weapons any air or artillery support.

>>34932376
They won the first one. They lost the second one and would claim they won either way allies or axis because they were split in two with men joining the SS Charlemagne division and then others joining the Free french forces. They didn't win in their own uniforms, that's for sure.

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>>34922975

>>34933411
To be fair for a (mostly) neutral nation we have a decent army

>>34932938
The one where even Russia, in fucking tin cans held together with duct tape and bailing wire, beat your sorry ass into low orbit. You dickless wonders couldn't stop pissing yourselves in fear long enough to even try until all the hard work was already done. Fucking Europeans, born to be cucked.

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>no Portugal

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>>34934058
Don't tell the veterans from the free French side that

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Fuck you i took the bait

>>34922242
>Australia
>God tier

They literally lost a war against a bunch of birds

>>34922242
Can't tell if it was made by a retard bong or Aussie

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>>34929055
>>34934140
>Gamu tape desumache
How can FRs even compete?

>>34922242
No Saffers/Rhodies?

I know they weren't up against the most threatening force in history, but still

>>34922242

Austria is not dependent on Germany for military supply or operation. Who the fuck made this paper?

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>>34923182
>won

Was gifting ISIS and Al Qaeda a heap of territory a part of the plan?

>>34922242
>Germany higher than USA or Russia or Ireland
Dude, you do know that Germany as a modern state has NEVER actually won a war, right? Also, the Ottomans/Turks fell apart like a wet sandwich from infighting and have worse soldiers than anything in "Decent Tier".

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http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/australian-army-bans-male-recruits-to-get-female-numbers-up/news-story/69ee9dc1d4f8836e9cca7ca2e3e5680a

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>>34938276
Of course!

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>>34922242
>God tier
>Surrendered in war against flightless bird.

>>34922242
Aussies lost a war against fucking birds. Only New Zealand gets to be god tier.

>>34922903
This, Denmark, Norway and Sweden has been at war for hundreds of years with each other fainst others. The only big loss from Denmark was the German occupation of Denmark. The politicians kneecapped the army and told them to send down even though they were prepared to fight all the way through jutland. In recent years all three countries has been supporting USA in Afghanistan or irak

>>34922975
>t. Shingle-pringle

>>34934058
>Vatnik, your generals sent you in human waves as recently as the 90s
>using the Russian army's lowest point in a century as the standard to judge the entire Red Army's history by
here's your (You)

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>>34938786
Agreed nz stronkest country and has the best tank designs

>>34922242
>China in low tier
>US not in God tier
>Vietnam not in bad tier
>Russia not in high tier
>Argentina not in bad tier
>Ireland in any tier but cucked by Britain tier
>Greece not in bad tier
>Australia not in decent tier

Change the list criteria to "best shitposters" and it becomes mostly accurate though tbqh.

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>>34923772
>Unknown number of dead and almost 15000 enemies surrendered for 45 casualties
>Arrived at Italy without weapons
>Commander just casually walked around giving orders while ignoring incoming enemy fire
Holy shit hueland calm down

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>>34922261

>pretty true
Shut up Bozgor

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>>34922242

>Ottoman
Pic related

>Auzzie
You lost a war to a bunch of flightless bird.

>>34938943

>lowest point in a century

I don't know man I think Stalin telling Russian soldiers to not fight back at the start of Barbarossa is probably lower.

>>34939665

Also the Russo-Japanese war is worse.

>>34939632
Just another day in Brazil.

How the fuck do you lose against birds? That can't fly no less?

>>34929283
That's Russia-tier.

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>>34923226

>>34922658
>Blaming the US Military for our politicians being clinically retarded faggaloons
This yuropoor fallacy again

>>34932124
> Last time Israel lost a war, Europe didn't even exist yet

>>34922242
Emus would like a word with you

>>34923431
explosive cellphones?

>>34934058
>le dumb russian wave attack!!
>What's deep battle? Great Purge causing a lack of experienced officers? lol all I know is vatnik are dumb xd

This and the French Surrender Monkey are the stupidest memes spouted by teenagers who are "le history buffs :^)". A lot of Russians did die from incompetence, but the wave attack is just for hollywood.

>>34939792
the same way russia won against germany?

Australia more or less excluded herself from WW2 from 1943 onwards. Her dock workers were constantly on strike. Her government refused to send large scale formations to Europe to participate in Italy or France. In the Pacific her forces were still plodding around New Guinea in 1945, and she played a very limited role in the Pacific campaign.

Australia's WW2 was a weird and semi-committed affair.

>>34934680
>South Korea being high tier defensive
I would say higher on decent tier, just because of regional

>South Africa
Should be high tier because of regional

Good job though

>>34923978
>we royally fucked the nazis by training norwegian saboteurs
The saboteurs that mattered was trained in Scotland Sven.

>>34922242
Why is Ireland rated higher than Norway? One fought in Bosnia, Kosovo, Iraq and Afghanistan, the other fought in a single battle in 70 years.

>>34943840
Because Americans and "Muh heritige, IRA! IRA!"

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>>34922242
>I'm Australian: The Shitpost

>>34922242
I'm onto you, spiders

>>34939105
GLORIOUS KIWI ENGINEERING

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>>34932913
Twas a pyrrhic victory.

>>34923593
Monty was a fucking joke

>>34934680
accurate, much better than op

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I'm seeing a disturbing lack of Hungary on your chart.

>>34938093
Calm down Fritz jodelberger

>>34922804
what is the context of this image?

>>34943452
>and she played a very limited role in the Pacific campaign.

Perhaps when it came to ground troops, but our naval and air assets were deployed alongside that of Americas through to the end of the pacific campaign.

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>>34922804
Canadians are dumb

>>34922242
Australians need to grow up and stop blaming their fuckups on Britain.

>>34922288
Definitely right about conscription though, aussies and kiwis are well up for killing
>t. kiwi in aussie

>>34949034
I remember the story behind that. The Canuck representative had one eye and it barely functioned. Can't remember if it was age, wounds, or both. Like asking a cripple to slam dunk, really.

>>34948979
>our naval and air assets
So nice of Australia to bring spitwads to an aircraft carrier fight.

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>>34922242
Pic related aussies.

Also, what about WW2 when Japan shit stomped its way all the way down to Australia?

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>>34922242
>turks
>high tier
Just because you can kick the Bongs asses, that doesn't mean you're good in a fight. Case in point.

>>34949034

No M8 australia signed wrong.

>>34922242

Belgium doesn't deserve to get shit on like that, they were quite respectable during WWI and in the Congo.

>>34922242
How Bout Flips and their ORk TEcH?

>>34924003
Fuckin cadets

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>>34923431
-Introduced Buddhism to Japan
-shit tons of arms exports to Japan during the infant years.
-create a whole genre of Japanese pottery
-Surpassed the Chinese in Pottery and Celedon making. (Subjective, but the Chinese and Turkic traders preferred it a lot)
-Underfloor heating
-standardised water gauge for agriculture.
-prized archery skills in East Asia

Won against both Chinese and Japanese highly outnumbered multiple times. E.G
Battle of Salsu, Entire career of Yi Soon Shin, Minor Russian skirmish
^
|
I'm not sure if this is contribution but the chart was about Wars.


-NUMVA ONE ship producer in the world
-Main contractors in making the tallest buildings in the world.
t. Insecure Korea

>>34923234
>Fight Italy after they've already had their shit kicked in in africa.
>Fight Germany after they've already had their shit kicked in by Russia and strategic bombing.
>Fight Japan after they've already fought to a standstill in China.

Is America the greatest kill stealer of all time?

>>34949381
>"Goguryeo General Eulji Mundeok defended against the Sui forces for months, inflicting damage while feigning retreat deep into Goguryeo territory, where an ambush at the Salsu River (Cheongcheon River) was prepared and waiting. Eulji Mundeok had cut off the flow of water with a dam in advance, and when the Sui troops reached the river, the water level was shallow. When the unsuspecting Sui troops were halfway across the river, Eulji Mundeok opened the dam, causing the onslaught of water to drown thousands of enemy soldiers. The Goguryeo cavalry then charged the remaining Sui forces, inflicting enormous casualties."
>"The surviving Sui troops were forced to retreat at a breakneck pace to the Liaodong Peninsula to avoid being killed or captured. Many retreating soldiers died of disease or starvation as their army had exhausted their food supplies. This led to an overall campaign loss of all but 2,700 Sui troops out of 300,000 men.[3][4][7]"

Sounds like something that would happen in one of my japanese animes.

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>>34922242
>Russia decent tier
This nasty suka wrote some bullshit about mother Russia. Just look at the map, son. You can't be the largest country in the world without kicking ass. Especially if you share border with Mongols, Europe, China, Japan and Turkroaches.
Russia was conquered by Mongols, but were are the Mongols now?
Where is mighty Polish Commonwealth?
Where are the Swedish knights of the snow?
Where are Crimean Tatars and Turks now?
What happened to Napoleon's hubris?
Where is the Third Reich?
Literally the greatest land armies in the modern times were defeated by Russia. Russia fought, suffered casualties and won. That's we roll. What I want to is that Russia is stronger than "decent tier".

>>34949566
And Korea! Don't forget about us anon!

Why the fuck is Ireland so high we haven't done shit.

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>>34949584
You are right. A friend of mine living in Vladivostok once went on a school trip to North Korea. He said it was not that different to Russia except people with Asian eyes everywhere and no traffic because so few cars.

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Finland should be high tier because we never surrended, our capitol was never occupied and our country was not overrun by enemy.

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>>34922242
Not for long
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/08/11/australian-army-shunning-male-recruits-women
>Men are losing out on jobs in the Australian Defence Force as it looks to boost the number of women in its ranks.
>Staff have been told to recruit only women, including in frontline combat roles, under threat of being reassigned if they ignore the directive, News Corp Australia reports.
>Famous tranny and Lieutenant-Colonel Cate (nee Malcolm) Mcgregor applauded the move.

>>34949712
Why would anyone want to occupy your forests and icy deserts?

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>>34924496
Fucking useless ockers. Do you see any Moa still walking around in NZ? And they were bigger than those oversized chickens they have in Strineland. We didn't even need machine guns.

>>34949760
Because Russians believe Western nations are out to kill all slavs.

>>34922607
>Hasn't won a war since its inception.
>Could not defeat already broken countries.
>Can't win a war without arriving last and saying "we killd'em 'itlers, goddam nazis".
>Greatest military achievement is pulling an Imperial Guard on some bunkers in bumfuck nowhere.
God tier? No. American tier? Yes, below Italy.

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>>34922242
It isn't weapons related, I know that much.

>>34943840

No. It's because for FUCKING CENTURIES a huge proportion of the British land forces were densely populated by Irishmen. If this chart is a measure of the fighting ability of a nations men and women then there is no problem with Ireland ranking highly.

>>34950287
>be english
>invade ireland
>live in ireland
>have sons who join the british army
>in the future american historians consider them irish

>>34923911
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THE MONROE DOCTRINE

OR WHEN WE BEAT THE BRITISH

OR THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN WAR

OR THE SPANISH AMERICAN WAR

OR OUR INFINITELY SUPERIOR NAVY OVER LITERALLY THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED

>>34950349
Also we won the Cold War

Yeah. We won non-combative, purely ideological war

>>34922242
Obviously made by an Aussie shitposter trying to dethrone Canada

>>34928738
>germany
>never won a war in existence
what is second Schleswig War?
>what is the Austro-Prussian War?
>What is the Franco-Prussian War?

but, of course all of this happened back when they had Bismarck and adhered to the Clausewitzian method of warfare, i.e their grand strategy wasn't based on a single statement:

>GERMONEY STROKKK!1!!!!11

>>34934306
Russians first sent animals into space.
"American" engineers named Schmidt, Hans and Klaus sent an animal as well, they named him Armstrong.

>>34934680
With 4 dds and a CV without aircrafts. I can't see how Britain would wage a war with Nip and win.

>>34950548
>what is second Schleswig War?

>>what is the Austro-Prussian War?
>>What is the Franco-Prussian War?
>prussian
>prussia
dont see the nation state of germany anywhere there bud.

>>34949429
Hey, if it works, why fix it?

>>34949381
You do realize 三韩 has nothing to do with modern Korean right?

>>34922857
Please find me a war the US didn't utterly thrash in post 1945 that isn't a small operation or accident.

Every loss we have after then is purely political, when it comes to military strength we're beyond reproach.

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>>34934680
glorious

>>34922242
who would win, mexico or brazil?

>>34922607
US doesn't win wars, US causes wars on purpose

>>34928673

>bazil high tier

lolno pedro

>>34934247
>>34933411

good thing you can barely supply yourselves and your highlights include surrendering to a bunch of spooks in Africa

>>34934680

>turkey

nope

>>34940287
Same with Assyria, Babylon, the Egyptian empire, Palmyra and Carthago.
Cause they ceased to exist as political entities after losing their last wars.

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>ireland
>158 boys in church vs 5000 and a fighter plane
3 deaths
1300 casualties inflicted
surrender due to using literally all of their ammo

>México
>Can't even kill drug Lords
Hey, we're trying. Every firefight is like 1 dead soldier for every 5 or 6 of those scumbags, they're too many of them.

Also, we HK now (sorta).

>>34950358
>We won non-combative, purely ideological war
Because your enemy had a retarded socioeconomical system and ran out of money
You didn't win the Korean War
Vietnam was left unconquered
You needed a coalition to win the Gulf

>>34951742
if they were such good fighters, how come they never got any medals for it
:^)

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I dungeddit: everyone always goes on about the bloody emus, but only one twat >>34949765 brought up Moas and nobody ever mentions Cassowaries?