Things your guns say when you leave the house.

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>>34920154
He doesn't touch me like he used too.

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Blow it out your ass

Nothing.
They're inanimate objects.

>>34920154
Guns can't talk.

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>>34920314
>>34920317

Like coming home to a pile of dog shit.

>>34920154
W...why did he sell all my friends? Is he taking SKS to the range or selling them too?


Spoiler alert: I sold the SKS

>>34920154
>Oh he loves to carry me around but can he be bothered to empty more than just a box of ammo, never! He'll take that trashy slut highpoint to the range and get this! He'll put us in the same case! "Oh it's because she's so small" he says! Well sorry we can't all have a 40 pound trigger pull! No I'm not leaving him, mom, what if he needs me! He always keeps me close and I know he cares, we just have some trouble in our relationship is all. You should see the way he tucks me into his waistband, could be worse. I could be his 12gauge.

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>>34920478

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>>34920314

*in an old thick west german accent*
>do not worry young one, you will like me when you shoot me, just as your grandfather and uncle did before you. My lever is oiled well, and I only need food to serve you.

Got an Ithaca Model 72 from my uncle the other week as a birthday present, it belonged to my grandfather. Haven't gotten to shoot it yet

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>>34922101
Forgot pic

>>34920339
Rest of picture pls.

>>34922111
Nickbau5 go home

>>34920154
>"Shift me forward in your belt some. I keep rubbing on your seatbelt buckle and it's putting a hold in your shirt."
-M&P 2.0

>>34923508
I am home though

>>34920154
My grandads old M16A1 'nam era
>in a thick outlaw southern accent
>You listen her fella! Youd best be clearing the receiver of any debris unless you want THEM DAMN GOOKS'LL OVER RUN YA! IS THAT WAT YA WANT? ZIPPERHEADS TO RAPE YOUR CORPSE WITH THEIR LIL OL DICKS?!?!?!?!

>>34920154
Glock 17: "How can I make myself look even more capitalist?"

Taurus: *screeching in Portuguese*
Mosin: A нy кa чики ьpики в дaмкy
Maverick 88: our owner is poor as fuck

>>34924348
You have your grandfather's select-fire service rifle? Pics