>tfw joining nato

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Jesus Christ, imagine joining NATO in [currentyear]

>Nato wants you to buy their hyper-expense cartridges that they won't let you make because muh copyright
>Firms from Euro and NA constantly harassing you about buying their new shitty AR clone / obviously too expensive space gun
>Nato wants you to remove all your decent-but-cheap combloc tanks and buy multi-million dollar Abrams/Leo 2's/Challengers/etc.
>Nato also wants you to do this with your airforce
>"no, goy, just buy our nice F-16's goy"
>Nato demands at least 2% military spending from you, but sub-2% is acceptable if it's America's hat/eurofags
>Nato constantly dragging you into US middle eastern conflicts
>Nato constantly haranguing you to join the [UN (currentyear) peacekeeping initiative in (shit country)]
>"Basically people will shoot at you and you're not allowed to return fire and eventually the entire country will hate you forever. Interested?"
>finally a principle power invades a non-Nato nation
>fucking suckers
>nato rushes to their defense anyways
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