How do you weaponize a brick /k/ ?

Paint it black to make it an assault brick

>>34910609
Give it a velocity of 0.01c.

>>34910614
This. And add a weapon light.

Throw it, you dense fucking retard.

>>34910609
Hit your foe with it

>>34910609
Use it as a weapon

>Drill a hole in it
>Insert threaded copper tubing
>Use construction adhesive around copper tubing
>Fill tubing with either ANFO(1:9) or Potassium Chlorate + Vaseline mix(2:9)
>Drill hole in and put on threaded cap (being very careful that the threading is clean or else boom)
>Put crimped .223 case in hole and use construction adhesize to fill any gap
>Fill casing with mercury fulminate (shit inside primers or capgun caps)
>Put model rocket ignitor inside casing
>Make basic cellphone vibrator circuit
>Place brick inside handbag in pub
>Kill 14 people

>>34910609
>He doesn't use a peq 15 on his brick
>He didn't laser sight his brick

Bro, do you even into bricks?

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>>34910769
Why not just use a steel pipe?

>>34910609
Reggie dennis

>>34910609
cover it in hot sauce and eat it
then take a shit towards the direction of your enemies
the result should throw it at mach speed with deadly accuracy
>bring toilet paper

>>34910824
Because OP didn't ask us to weaponize a steel pipe.

sock+brick = profit?

>>34910609
pic rail

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE

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>>34911323
ARE YOU FUCKING 3 YEARS OLD?!!!

>>34911558
nyet brick is fine

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>>34911647
mmmmaybe

>>34910635
And a thing that goes up.

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>>34910609
Ez pz

sharpen it

>>34910609
A shoulder thing that goes up and a high capacity clipazine.

>>34910609
Break it into pieces and use it as ammo for a sling

Anyone has that wh40k copy pasta with the demo slaying brick?

>>34910609
Break w/ sledgehammer, put in large sock/narrow canvas sack

>>34910824
flint and what makes sparks?

>>34910609
inertia

>>34910824
because copper has antiseptic properties. dont want any survivors to get infections.

>>34916113
Inertia+acceleration in a specific direction.

>>34916134
Cover the steel pipe in feces

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>>34910609
tie a chain around it.
>Fetch the defender.

Throw it. Hard.

>>34916113
that's an inherent property senpai

>>34916149
Might as well just go with delta v or KE

Use a sock. And replace the brick with butter.

>>34910609
I'd start with adding an ACOG, bayonet lug and a 16-cell Mk41 VLS block.

>>34910609
>How do we weaponize something that's already a fucking weapon
Somebody hasn't been trained in brick-fu.

>>34910609
>Hone a point on it and use it as a bladed weapon, throw it, wrap it I cloth and swing it, set it up as a booby trap, break it into pieces and use it as slingshot munitions, drill a hole in it and make an IED
Thats all I got brah.

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>take off your socks
>Break brick in half
>Drop a halfbrick in each sock
>Now you're a fucking ninja

>>34918341
Instructions unclear.
Am now a double amputee.

Drill a chain into it and swing it around

>>34910609
>castration only

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>>34910609
>How do you weaponize a brick /k/ ?

I'd start by reverse engineering the brick, then i'd start making more once I refined the design. I'd starting saving my bricks up. To conceal my power level i'd start using them to build houses, small ones.

Then once I was making lots of money, i'd hide the money by setting up a brick factory. Once I was an industry leader, hiding my deep dark intentions flawlessly, i'd unleash the weaponize d brick.

I'd start exporting bricks to foreign countries and i'd make the bricks substandard so therefore reducing the life expectancy of a family home by 10 years.

Millions of bricks world wide would need to be recalled and the nation would be flooded with substandard bricks and it would be called the century of the brick, the 100 year war.

>>34910769
How do you fill the casing with fulminate if it's already crimped?

>>34910614
Nay, red one is FAASTAAAAHHH!

>>34910609
you're as porous as the fucking brick OP.

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>>34910614
>>34910635
>>34910769
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>>34911558
>>34912483
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>>34917934

>pick
>throw
>repeat

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like this

Write this brick is a bomb on it and now it's a weapon of mass hysteria

>>34910609
I played DnD once and used a sharpened brick as a throwing weapon.

>>34910609
Put it in a really strong sock.

>>34916159
Thats some Zulu warrior shit

>>34921954
I feel like a brick wouldn't be the best material to go around stabbing Mind Flayers with

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Behold

>not making a trebuchet to hurl bricks at your enemies
>>34925017 kek

>>34925017
good meymey

>>34910609
Put a spike on it and make it fly

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>>34910609
Attach jet engines

>>34925017
>how to say "I'm not a dog owner" in one image

>>34910609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2wjfnsbYy8
Like this.

>>34917961
Oh goody, a summary of everyone else's ideas! I bet you're a ceo

>>34910673
/thread

>>34910769
why did i legitimately laugh at this?

>>34910609
saw a few inches off

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>>34910633
yeah tell me how you want to achieve the necessary acceleration without turning the brick into dust or wasting enough energy to power the next industrial revolution (on mars).

>>34910609
bring it to california

>>34925017
Thanks for the giggle

tape it to your shoe and kick some ass
(may want to do this for both shoes unless one of your legs is one brick shorter that the other)

>>34920450
you tap the primers out and drill a hole in the back of the bullet, if you cant figure that out for yourself then maybe you shouldnt be fucking with mercury fulminate in such close proximity to ANFO.

>>34926075
Ah yes, the good old F-4. Because Americans had to try Soviet engineering for themselves.

>>34912778
seconded

>>34918341
>Halfbrick
>Ninja
I see what you did there

>>34910609
Put a pistol grip, foregrip and adjustable stock on it. California gonna flip!

>>34926107
well yea the ATF got his

>>34910609
Timesplitters

>>34911622
Fuck you, I ain't watching that shit.

>>34932542
Don't quite remember how it went but I think some IG player rolls some bullshit numbers and one-shots a daemon or some other monstrosity with a brick then picks it up and keeps it as a slayer brick or something along those lines . it was good shit.

>>34912483

>Filename

Made me laugh, even though I own a Glock :D

>>34912483
i laff

>>34932586
Kek, I forgot that was a weapon in there.

>>34910769
Thanks ISIS