Home Defense

M60 is the way to go

Self bump :(

>>34903550
Large home-shotgun
Small/tight home-handgun
practice and training is more important than the gun but use the biggest thing that is practical.

>>34903550
dragon dildo

>>34903550
An inflatable raft to live on, mid-ocean.
Everyone knows that castles can't swim.

>>34904463
You damn fool! Don't you know that castles are often protected by water? They can probably breath underwater at this point!

>>34903550
In order from best to worst (worst being still being better than bending over and calling 911)
>pistol caliber carbine
>rifle caliber carbine
>shotgun
>full size handgun
All of them (shotgun aside obviously) should be filled with hollow point ammunition to avoid overpenetration.

>>34905920
You've got that the wrong way round. Castles are surrounded by water-filled moats, etc., to stop them roaming the countryside terrorising the peasantry!

>>34903550
there is no way to stop a determined domicile.

Shotgun or handgun. A pistol caliber carbine could probably work well too.

>>34905954
This is about the dumbest thing I've ever read

>>34905954
Niggah you high. Switch shotgun with the pistol then make the list worst to best and you might be on to something. The extra velocity of a PCC would be counter productive at HD ranges and the loss in maneuverability is a fatal flaw. What kind of length are your hallways that you need the extra range of a rifle or PCC?

OP get a 45-70 lever gun for HD. When your fridge gains sentience you'll thank me

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spear.
http://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/m48-kommando-survival-spear
>be you, waking up at 3, hear a filthy greek raiding your shrine to aries
>ohfuckno.vase
>grab trusty spear and helmet
>leap down stairs, cock flying in the wind
>not a greek, but jama
>he gets out shitty glock he got at the local gun shop
>most likely airsoft
>dive behind couch
>take out trusty shield from behind couch cushions
>phalanx his ass to the corner
>he's terrified
>impale him with spear, nail it in with shield
>crucify body outside
>call police, have ambrosia and nectar ready for them

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>>34906500
>45-70 lever gun
>not a 45-70 revolver

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>>34906553
God, that looks fucking sexy

>>34906553
*muffled big iron in the distance*

>>34906537
>fiberglass reinforced nylon
that wouldn't last long.

>>34906553
>Just completed The Lonesome Road this afternoon with nothing but the Sequoia and the .50 Sniper rifle

Hnnnnnngggg

Okay picture this. A blunderbuss that shoots 200 individual rounds of 5.56.

Wide spread and they'll be TUMBLING right off the bat!

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>>34906558
And you can sort of own one IRL, if you buy a Magnum Research BFR and customize it yourself.

>>34906588
I just started New Vegas for the first time a few months back, about how long does it take for the Sequioa to show up?
>>34906589
That is simultaneoulsy the best and worst idea I've ever heard.

>>34906610
You can immediately 'trade' pick pocket from someone, forgot who

>>34906716
Lead ranger on the Balcony in Camp Golf. Forgot his name, tho.

>>34906553
>45-70 revolver
>not a 45-70 derringer

>>34903550
To defend your self against homes nothing less than 120 mm against a castle I'd recommend 500 lb ordanace and a b-17

>>34906567
Thousands of years isn't long enough for you?

>>34906735
If I remember correctly it was the old guy. You have to wait for his old ass to walk to balcony and then you talk to him in his office, where you can tell him "kys fgt"

>>34906979
Correct to the 't'

>>34903550
a ptrd

>>34908931
That would take forever

>>34906537
The Roman god of war is Mars, not Ares, stupid barbarian.

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>>34909961
>Roman
Get the fuck out of here, nigger

>>34904463
But what do you do once that raft becomes your new home?

don't hide behind a couch for cover

>>34906406
Back in the war my granddad was able to take down two sheds down by himself, so I wouldn't say its impossible

Just use claymores.

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