Has anyone ever used their guns as a prop during sex/foreplay

>>34900561


Keep doing it but integrate a pistol whip

>>34900574
This means my sig p320 is out of the running

>>34900561
This is the most retarded thing I've heard all day, and I work with actual mentally handicapped people. Bravo OP

>>34900561
Give her tennitus by firing the weapon in the house.

she needs to respect weapons and will only once you have spooked her.

>OH YEAH PUT THAT BUCKSHOT IN MY VAGINA
stupid whores.

>>34900561
Sell all of your guns, you fucking Neanderthal.

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>>34900561
>My wife lately has been demanding I point my loaded gun at her head during sex
Have you ever thought about pulling the trigger at the same moment you orgasm?

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>>34900667
I feel bad about it but seriously it was 16/10 sex. Maybe it's the taboo nature of waving away the 4 rules.

>>34900561
>loaded gun during sex

wat

>>34900691
>/k/ommandos
>Getting laid at all
Top kek

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>>34900561
>LOADED

>>34900561
Load the magazine with blanks that look close enough to live cartridges to fool her, and just say it's actually loaded.

Although if divorce ever comes into the picture, I can't imagine this particular fetish of hers will be doing you any favors once she starts talking about all the times you've had sex with her at gunpoint.

>>34900720
To be fair, my boys unloaded pretty hard

Even if you weren't baiting, there are safer ways to do this.

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I know this is bait but jesus fuck my autism is triggered

>>34900742
I'm not baiting at all, on the contrary, I've been relieved pretty thoroughly. I just don't know how to proceed when/if she demands this again.

@34900790
I'm sure you'll post again for more advice when it happens.

>>34900561
I understand some women are into this sort of thing, but it's a terrible idea. One day, if she ponies up for a divorce, she'll tell her lawyer Chaim Goldblatt all about the sex you forced on her at gunpoint.

>>34900742
>>34900752
boys, something tells me this guy aint baiting

>>34900790
Just choke her and tell her to shut her stupid whore mouth.

>>34900727
PROTIP: at point blank range, the escaping gas from a blank cartrige produces enough force to kill someone if they're shot in the face/head

t.Jon-Eric Hexum

>>34900790
Find some dummy rounds maybe?

>>34900561
Back to /b/, faggot.

@34900837
>t. OP

>>34900682
Load in Snap Cap and empty mag

People die like this every year

>>34900790
In all seriousness...

Decide before you start how far you're willing to go and what level of risk you're willing to accept responsibility for. It's called RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink) and it's one of the basic principles of a BDSM relationship.

BE aware that engaging in weapon play of any kind can lead to:
>Lawsuit
>Criminal Charges
>Injury
>Maiming
>Death
>Lifetime incarceration
>Execution

If thate are risks you're prepared to live with the consequences of should they cme to fruition, then carry on. If any of them give you even the slightest pause, then you shoudl not do them until you and your wife have discussed them while sober and not actively horny as fuck.

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>>34900561
Don't

>>34900838
I Was actually choking with my free hand

>>34900561
>tfw wife HAS to be choked to orgasm
>tfw she makes me feel like I'm a rapist
>tfw it's thoroughly enjoyable
>tfw she's such a loving mother

>>34900932
Whores are the best. Enjoy your whore.

>>34900932
ITs an evolutionary adaptation to rape. Women who get aroused at rape are less likely to be damaged by rape. Enjoy your rape ancestor wife.

>>34900908
This.
Get consent in writing for this, it won't help much if it comes to divorce further down the road, but at least try.

Also, don't fucking use real bullets. Reload a mag's worth of bullets with spent primers and no powder, use a distinctive bullet that you don't normally buy (i.e, unjacketed lead or those new fangled polycoated bullets) for this and whatever gun you're going to use for this is now a strictly sexplay gun that goes nowhere near your other funs or ammunition. Also use a sharpie and put a stripe down the base and sides of the bullets.

Also please see a shrink.

>>34900727
Not like it'd make any difference. Would still harm her pretty seriously, if not kill her. Blanks are no joke

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Is this you OP? How did you get residency in the US to be able to buy a gun?

My girlfriend loves when we use my handgun as a prop, but I would never use it loaded. That's fucking stupid.

Fucking hell, where did we go wrong? Why cant you degenerates just have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights out while embracing each other and kissing tenderly.
We really need Jesus.

>>34900561
Not just using an unloaded gun?

It's like you lack the capacity to think

>>34900561
Just use your hands like a real man. FFS i know all women have rape fantasies, but what kind of man needs a gun to rape a chick?

this but NTR

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>>34901023
you sick bastard

Have her hold a book in front of her face just in case you ND. You should be OK.

Where is the story of the Anon dressing up as a Russian soldier and taking advantage of his GF with a replica PPSH, if I remember garters were involved.

>>34901375
kek

>>34900666
Satan confirms.

>>34900644
post tard wrangler stories

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>>34900666
Nice try Satan

>>34901019
Is that the one where he stuck a shotgun up her cooter?

>>34901482
Just like bible black

>>34900993
What would a consent for that look like? Should it be witnessed and notarized?

Load it with a snap Cap or aluminum dummy in the chamber

>>34900666
mawp

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>>34900574
>pistol whip

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>>34900644

>>34900561
Take the safety off.
The more risks the more exhilarating it is.

>>34901468
Can you give me a quick rundown on them?

>>34900561
dry fire it while pointed in a safe direction and make sure there's ABSOLUTELY NO live/blank ammo in the chamber or cuckazine

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I dunno, do you really want Bore Cleaner up her snatch? Sure it'll smell like that weird banana-licorice sweet smell but I bet on a chemical level...that can't be good.

Case in point, this all sounds like that Gunsmith Cats doujinshi with Rally and her alone time.

Dont stick your 1911 in crazy

>>34902733
Link you faggot

>>34901405
Had an ex that would shout "communism will win" to make me mad. Isn't the same but reminded me of it.

i am 22 and I never had sex.I am a virgin.This is all too advanced for me.

>>34903033
I have a sw 44 magnum though.The dirty Harry one.Maybe I should meet your wife for some coffee or something.

>>34900666
Not today Satan

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>>34900561
NO, OP.

By a toy gun for this.

>>34900561
Get a mag reloaded without primers.
No primer, no danger.

>>34900894

This.

>>34900561

Oleg Volk does this with a lot of his models.

>i dated a girl who used to be one of his models, he's obsessed with fucking girls using suppressors

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>>34901405
That guy was fucking great!

>>34902733
Yea, gonna need that link. For a friend.

I do something like that but its russian roulette, god iv been remarried so many times.

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>>34902880
>>34903179

Wait we can link to hentai sites on this board? (sorry but after some bad incidents on cgl and vg a long time ago I get paranoid about linking on blue boards).

Anyway just to be safe, the doujinshi name is "MALEVOLENT KREATION". Just be safe more, I'll just do that let me google that for you. Anyway it's okay a couple of pages of content.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=MALEVOLENT+KREATION+gunsmith+cats

>>34901426
>post tard wrangler stories
Not the guy you asked, But how do you know we call our selves "tard wranglers" out of curiosity, I thought it was just a regional saying. And if you know that. than what do we call the place we work at?

>>34900666
SATANICAL TRIPS!

Load with blanks, that way if nothing happens u can roleplay ur shit but if it goes off she will understand how retarded her idea wa

>>34903107
you from tennessee too?

>>34900561
Yes
>want my Girlfriend to lick my ass
>I put my unloaded .38 to her head
> Dry fire rapidly into her head while humping her, screaming like a drill instructor and making retarded faces simultaneously
>she complies

She usually farts or something to try and gross me out but I know she loves it.


I'm just kidding, I don't have a girlfriend... or guns.

>>34900561
Put ONLY snap caps in it and before you both climax together, tell her you are going to blow her fucking brains out and pull the trigger.

Obviously you have to pretend it's loaded though. Don't tell her they are snap caps/

>>34900561
>Hear me out.
Really? You wife has issues. Just a matter of time before your prepping the bull.

>>34900666
http://Www.dailywire.com/news/19388/british-woman-shot-vagina-after-sexual-fantasy-michael-qazvini

>>34903107
Like he sticks the suppressor in them?

>>34900561
use snap caps and don't tell her

i do it all the time

i find a woman
point the gun at them
tell them what to do
they do it

its great

>>34900561
>>34900682
OK. Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to give Lindsey Lohan a gun?
>>34903632
^^^This, OP. Get ready to pay child support for a muslim half nigglet.

>>34903895
welp... shit.
>>34903613
meant to reply to this.

>>34900561
>Hey you guys! I am a fellow hip teenager such as yourselves! I was just wondering if I could get any of you to volunteer to legally actionable stupidity, for an upcoming piece in the New Yorker about how gun owners are all massively irresponsible!

>>34900561
lol just tell her its loaded and chamber check a dozen times. I knew this chick from San fran who was extremely intensely liberal and into gunplay. I remember shoving my Dan Wesson in her mouth while fucking her, greatest sex of my life.

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>>34900561
Who hasn't?

I had a gf back in the 90's who was a Lydia Lunch fan. She insisted on getting reamed by my CZ52 on more than one occasion..

https://youtu.be/waePQHwh8Lg

>>34903498
I just saw it in a thread on /b/ a long time ago, stories about retards' antics always give me a sensible chuckle.

Post stories.

>>34900932
Is your wife me?

I love being choked, especially when tied up and in sensory deprivation.

>>34900561
My ex was pretty liberal and really against me owning guns, but she liked knife play, so poking her, giving her little cuts, or even just holding the blade against her wrist or thighs or neck helped her get off

currently I'm having a fling with this one chick who's fucking crazy, she wanted me to hold my gun and force her to act like she was performing oral on it, I was kind of eh about it, gave me weird feelings, I think I'll stick with knifeplay

>>34905696
My wife is the exact opposites (other than we don't do weird masochist sex shit). She approves of me buying guns but knives totally freak her out. She irrationally worries she'll be murdered with them. Never mind all the guns. She readily admits it's irrational. I even caught her making a bugout bag and she put a couple of my knives in there, so she isn't entirely phobic.

>>34900561
>loaded gun
>"b-b-but the safety is on"
>it's a 1911 Saftey
wew lad

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>>34901299
Go back to your cuckshed

>>34900932
My girlfriend and i like protected missionary sex.

We also ensure that we are in healthy states of mind and in good attitudes before hand as to not form a dependency on sex to solve our problems.

Sometimes if things get really hot, she gets on top.

I enjoy missionary sex and vanilla icecream and wouldn't want it any other way.

>>34903576

GA

>>34903669

and more stuff

>>34903498
I'm from fucking ohio and that term is used so often, holy fuck is this a global thing?

>>34900561
Um, unload it and come back to me.
I dont want to cap my wife during intercourse

>>34900932
My gf digs DDLG
She wants to feel like a victim of rape by a family member due to (wait for it)
...childhood trauma

>>34907841
what the fuck

Nice BDA.

>>34900847
Noguns confirmed. Snap caps aren't blanks

>>34907977

Retard who can't read confirmed. He wasn't replying to someone talking about snapcaps you stupid nigger

>>34900561
Alright dipshit. If your this fucking dumb pull the bullets take out the gun powder. Pop the fucking primers. Re seat the bullet. Pray to god you don't mix up the rounds/mags. We will all wait to see your dumbass in the news for shooting your wife. Or for her claiming you raped her at gun point for years.

Ps your a fucking retard

>>34907977

idiot

>>34900561
>remove firing pin & throw it away
>remove primer/powder from bullets and load in mag

Use that gun as a prop only.

>>34902705
I only see the Bogdanoff brothers in Fort Boyard. The best thing? I'm not even French HONHONHON

I do this all the time lmao, just use snap caps or better yet don't touch the trigger

First time I did this with my sub I surprised her by pulling the trigger on an empty chamber with my Tokarev

>treating guns as toys
>>34900644
This.

>Tell her it's really loaded
>Keep safety on
>Load it only with inert bullets so no accidents.

Win. Enjoy the consensual non consent

>>34905142

My gf loves it too. Is that you, Ann?

>>34900561
buy realistic airshit
tell her it's real
the end

>>34901023
>kissing
Thats gay

>>34900561
Just use your imagination and fake guns, you fucking retard. BDSM scene realized long time ago that safety is more important.

>>34907841
post your daddy dom stories now, I demand to hear them

>>34907841
Tfw no gun-owning daddy bf to roleplay being my daddy and doing sex things to me

feels bad

>>34907887
bomb damage assessment?

Why not just stab her in the throat as you jizz inside her, ensuring the best orgasm of her life?
It'll also work as birth control, ensuring that two fucking retards like you will never produce children together.
Don't forget to blow your own brains out afterwards to really seal the deal and maximize your pleasure.

>>34905696
>un and force her to act like she was performing oral on it,
Cucked by your own gun... A magical place

Couldnt he just load some rounds with a spent primer and no powder? Obviously theres a risk for confusion with real rounds hed need a system for but i think itd work better than telling wifey you have snapcaps. Im assuming the danger is part of why she gets off.

>>34904557
Goddam, there's a /b/ camwhore turned porn actress turned escort who looks exactly like her.

Aeryn Walker if you're interested, she had red hair when she was younger and looks just like that. She also did some fetish smoking porn from memory.

>>34908013
>your a fucking retard
>your
>you're

Ftfy retard

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>>34907841
pretty much me, although I'm not sure if I was sexually abused as a child, but I suspect I was, I was(and still am) emotionally abused for sure, and I got molested repeatedly in the locker room in jr high (trap/tranny so it was a guy who molested me) I also wanna be beaten by daddy for being such a dumb whore and have him slap me and humiliate and degrade me and rape me until I cry, but then I want him to carry me to the tub and give me a bubble bath and say that he's "sorry" for what he did and then help me put on my jammies and tuck me in

>>34909071
No, this is Alex.

Sometimes Alexis.

>>34903107

that guy seriously fucked a girl I know in the head, she's basically addicted to MDMA now to cope

won't do anything about what he did to her though because he basically has a cult of anarcho-libertardians and openly out socialists and he's sent them to intimidate people before

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So much mental illness in this fucking thread.

>>34912937

judgemental prick

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>>34913397

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>>34912937
at least there's no traps

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>>34914565
>>34910712
I'm a trap anon

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>>34900561
My ex wanted me to actually break into the house by smashing out the window where she would confront me. Her idea was I would be wearing a mask and black clothes, wouldn't speak, actually fight her, beat the piss out of her, tie her up, rape her into submission and leave. Oh yeah she also wanted to get pregnant while doing this because she was turned on by the idea of giving birth to a rape baby. Then I was supposed to return as my normal self, find her "raped" and "beaten" and console her. Then she would inform me she was pregnant and somehow we create a beautiful family out of this.

I didn't go through with that idea because she is fucking insane. We had really kinky sex and it was good, but anon you are a complete retard for considering this.

>>34900682
If you are going to do this ... use snap caps or an airsoft gun.

Or better yet. Buy a gun , just for sex. And remove the firing pin

>>34900561
"I dunno officer, We were going at it and my finger slipped and pulled the trigger. I swear!"

Remove bullet and powder and use with primer?

>>34913397
gas yourself

>>34915024
Sex toy gun. Kek

>>34900561
Whatever you do don't do it with a .22, the bullet will bounce around in her skull and turn her brains to mush.

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>>34901405
I can't find that one, but I did find this one

>>34900682
>feel bad
Pussy

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>>34900932
evola was right

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>>34900561
Like this?
>>34900588
aaaahahahahahahah!!!!

>>34900561
Get rounds without powder and primer but don't tell her
Mark them so you never confuse them with the real rounds

>>34900561

I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't respect the fundamental rules of gun safety.

>>34900561
Well, I guess it's cheaper than a divorce.

ITT: Richie Aprile

>>34919965
I thought the exact thing

>>34900561
I have a loaded gun in my face most times I have sex. And by loaded gun, I mean my wife's gassy ass. I take her farts to my face. Taco Bell inserted, safety off. Absolutely breathtaking. Don't hide you're kinks, trust me

>>34900644
tard story time!!!!!!!

>>34900561
Remove firing pin and load snap caps

>>34900561
>My wife lately has been demanding I point my loaded gun
>loaded gun
this is how people die

Find some way to load cum into empty cartridges. Shoot cum at random shit through out the day. Alternate between cum shot and hollow points for edc.