My best friends fiance is kidnapped in Chinatown.

are you a bad enough dude to respond to this thread?

Leather trench coat, 5.11 pants, jungle boots, shades, and your pick of a riced out Glock 19, Maxim 9 with full-length suppressor, or HK Mk23 with a laser/flashlight combo and silencer. You're gonna want to practice your one-liners and wait until a heavy rainstorm to storm the place.

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Literally all you need to kill 3 Raidens

>>34900398
Opium

San Francisco is a gun free zone.

Your autism should be enough.

>>34900398
Learn Chinese black magic.

>>34900398

While a Tec-9 is the "appropriate" answer, I'd do it a little different.

AR15
10mm 1911 for style point.

>>34900398
Why isn't your best friend handling it? Are you the bull in the relationship?

>>34900398
>My Best Friend's Wife's Son's Cousin's Fiance

How much of a literal cuck are you required to be to come up with the scenario you did?

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>>34902022
How new do you have to be to not recognize a Big Trouble in Little China thread?

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>>34900398
Buy one of those Back to the Future hats and turn your jeans inside out and get a Jatamatic for that gritty futuristic feel.

>>34900398
mac-10, machete, knife and a semi truck