>walk toward three drunk dudes
>one of them steps in front of my path and says "stop there buddy stop"
>sock him in the jaw
>turn and hit the second guy with 5-6 shots dropping him
>third guy is already tackling me
>open up on his exposed kidneys
>he doubles over and turns to the left
>front snap kick his throat
>dropped
>still haven't stopped thinking about it
>first guy was going to tell you your fly was open or you dropped something
>>34898875
OP, it's 2017, we know people have gay sex, you don't need to remind us constantly.
>>34898875
Did you piss yourself when you woke up?
>>34898875
How many times a day do you get bullied at school?
>>34898875
I believe you OP, you're an badass fo sho.
>>34898875
>beating drunks for no reason
"I contemplated shooting them as well."
OP why do you do this
>>34898875
>Some drunk guys were walking down the side walk
>I crossed the street I stead of walking around them
>Contemplated shooting them instead
>>34898875
I considered the same thing before, had a pen and paper ready but I always hesitated because my art is shit. Good for you to still keep such artistic passion alive. Keep on Drawing.
>>34898875
>Be me
>Stroke survivor with slurred speech
>Exiting stroke awareness meetings will my fellow stroke survivors
>Guy unknowingly drops a five dollar bill on the ground
>S-s-tahp t-ther buddy s-s-tahp
>He proceeds to beat the shit out of me and my pals
>fml
>>34898875
Sage goes in nearly all fields.
>>34898875
I am sure you Stegal'd some random drunk guys for close to no reason, definitely happened.
>>34901058
>>34901533
topkek
>>34901533
Kekkled