/k/ humor thread my guys
>>34896589
behold, the ultimate SHTF food
>>34896599
You could eat like a king with a few cans of that shit
>>34896589
/r/ing the color of this
>>34896627
behold, the king of SHTF food, the 12 course meal in a canSelection of local cheeses with sourdough bread
Pickled kobe beef with charred strawberry
Ricotta ravioli with a soft egg yolk
Shitake mushroom topped with filled peppers
Halibut poached in truffle butter in a coconut crepe
Risotto foraged ramps, prosciutto and fresh parmesan
French onion soup with fresh thyme and gruyere cheese
Roast pork belly and celeriac root puree
Palate cleanser, pear ginger juice
Rib eye steak with grilled mustard greens
Crack pie with milk ice cream on a vanilla tuille
French canele with a malt barley and hazelnut latte
>>34896760
Thanks. I've been looking for this
>>34896638
Here ya go.
>>34896599
>>34896659
That is horrifying and I want to see this man eat it.
>>34896971
>knowing you will never be this aesthetic.
>>34896659
Fuck it id eat it. It almost sounds tasty
Is it a coincidence that k looks sort of like a carbine on its stock and that was chosen as the letter for this board?
im going to post some webm.
ive got no clue what they are but they are in my humor folder.
>>34897402
judaism was a mistake
going by the title this is either porn or gore.
>>34897430
hmm, must have been really shitting on japs the day i added that to the humor folder.
>>34896710
Everyone shat on Jaavik pre release, but he ended up being the best character in the game.
>>34897345
>>34897351
>>34897370
>>34897381
>>34897402
>>34897417
>>34897438
Not /k/ and not even that funny.
>>34897402
Not /k/. But they are very sexy
>>34897466
Wasn't the issue less about him as a character and more the fact that they made him a pre order bonus or whatever? Especially when he's from an ancient and extinct alien race that's a big part of the series?
>>34897481
>>34896646
Too soon :(
>>34897430
Sauce?
>>34897466
And Jaavik™ from Mass Effect® was available at release for a bargain of only an extra $5.99 to preorder the game while supplies lasted!
>>34897534
>Wally
Fucking bongs
>>34897554
>those chevrons
shes a fucking non-com
>>34897546
Its from the awesome HBO mini-series called "The Pacific." Its about soldiers in the pacific front in WWII.
>>34897596
You're gonna get an angry crayon eater after you soon
why is like a third of this thread /pol/ humor images that have nothing to do with weapons?
>>34897605
kek, very true.
>pic related, average marines wife.
>>34897619
are you happy now?
>>34897549
me third from the right
>>34897484
where is this from?
>>34897648
Yes, thank you
>>34897287
Let's get this out on a tray..
Nice
>>34897549
Oh fuck. Didn't expect to laugh like I did.
>>34897438
>>34896659
No wonder the soviets supressed anything from the west so much, this is proof of heaven inside a can.
>>34897940
Shad did nothing wrong.
>>34897484
Holy shit this looks decent.
Sauce my man.
>>34897490
>>34897563
It's been a while but wasn't he just a day one free DLC or something?
Not that it really matters giving the ending still manages to fuck up what could have been one of the best trilogies in gaming history.
>>34897418
is that the guy from law and order?
>>34897728
>>34898008
I wish i knew. Its some russian movie
>>34898083
maybe, i only watch SVU though.
>/k/ humor thread
>a whole bunch of totally unrelated /pol/ """humor"""
Do we even have mods? Do you fuckers not see the two stickies at the top of the page?
>>34898116
>Do we even have mods?
no
>>34898116
Nobody NEEDS an assault gun in their home.
>>34898116
hiromoot needs to fucking figure out how to moderate this site better. I swear to god I'll do it literally for free.
>>34896718
>>34896746
>>34896760
How is he so old and still such a lad? Are guns the secret to eternal youth?
>>34897664
whats this from?
>>34897640
Needs to weigh a hundred more pounds
>>34898204
Rogue One, AKA the most badass motherfucker in Star Wars no longer exists because of this movie.
>>34896794
Post link to rest of pic please.
>>34897664
Rogue One was a good Vietnam movie
>>34898151
I've applied to be a janitor on /k/ the last three times they were accepting janitor apps, and I've never even gotten an email back. I don't know what it takes to be an actual mod, but at this point I'm assuming it requires being friends with existing mods.
>>34897402
Horses are sexy
>>34897619
Because /pol/ thinks they're funny, let alone welcome here.
As usual, they're wrong.
>>34897543
Wtf is this
>>34898587
Underground nuclear explosion in Alaska.
>>34896794
>>34898338
seconding this
>>34898102
>>34898008
>>34897728
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309047/
>>34897478
While not /k/ I thought the space dandy one was funny. Then again I was a fan of the show.
>>34896794
>>34898338
>>34898627
https://e621.net/post/show/763225
https://e621.net/post/index/1/statik
>>34896660
>somehow virgin is more popular than chad
I'm confused.
>>34896646
>>34897540
>>34898664
The Zimmerman trial was the highlight of my time here on 4chan. Cozy times.
>>34897478
Fuck you. I enjoyed them all
>>34896794
>>34898338
>>34898627
>>34898646
>>34898646
>links directly to it
THE MADMAN
>>34898677
>>34896589
>>34896589
casio watch masterrace
>>34896589
what happens when you give a /k/ommando your name and information
>>34898752
fug :DDDD
>>34896589
>>34896589
>>34898204
Full Metal Jacket
>>34898752
>
>what happens when you give a /k/ommando your name and information
AHAHA that was great! "Lumpy Pringles man"
>>34898810
>>34898631
>Mfw found full movie on YouTube but no English subtitles
I knew not continuing to learn Russian was going to bite me in the ass one day. Thanks for the sauce though. The movie looks pretty decent regardless.
>>34898713
but can you actually fuck a deer?
>>34898752
omg thats so awesome i wish i could get something like that
>>34898831
Aaaaaand I found it. In pretty good fucking quality too.
https://sovietmoviesonline.com/drama/270-voyna.html
>>34898814
yes
>>34898838
Do you expect me to believe that in the entirety of humanity's existence, that no one has been so horny that they tried to fuck a deer? I do not doubt that someone has.
>>34898659
In life, there are more virgins then Chads.
Chads are always outnumbered, but never outgunned.
>>34898276
I will never not be mad about this. All of those games would have made amazing movies.
>>34896599
why is this made by a video game retailer?
>>34896589
That time /k/ decided to find out whether using a fleshlight attached to a pistol counted as a stock
>>34898887
>>34898887
And now the ATF response
>>34898893
>declines to respond
More proof that the atf hates fun and exists only to ruin shit for everyone else.
>>34898818
Amaaazing! I was just thi king about Lumpy Pringles Man the other day and laughed so hard i woke up the baby
>>34897287
why not get this guy to eat one of each while running a 5 minute mile?
>>34896971
>>34897332
>>34897339
>>34897345
>>34897351
>>34897357
>>34897386
>>34897417
>>34897509
>>34897516
>>34898646
Not remotely funny, or appropriate for /k/
>>34898276
>>34898883
I'm sad my nigga Kyle Katarn is no longer "canon." I don't give a shit though "legends" is more valid than this new disney shit
>>34899056
You must be a hoot, anon.
>>34897345
Rosianna Rabbit is kino.
>>34899065
>>34898859
The fuck?
>>34899065
No. I mean stop standing up for youself. Just accept the fact that your """humor""" folder is lacking and quite frankly terrible
>>34898893
>we will not tell you if what you are doing is illegal we will only break down your door and shoot your dog if you do it
ATF can suck 220 dicks.
>>34898677
For me it's that and the Dorner chase
>>34897461
Please clap
>>34896718
>>34896746
>>34896760
Goddamn I wish his daughter wasn't such a slut. Her cheating on the guy who was making these vids is the reason we haven't got a new one in so long.
>>34897605
Why are they called crayon eaters?
>>34896638
It seems pretty gray, some black
>>34899331
It's a joke that they're no smarter than children.
>>34899322
Holy shit, legit? I need to get my ass to some national matches.
>>34899346
I always wondered if pic related on your has actually happened
>>34899355
Art imitates life, or something.
>>34896646
classic
>>34899350
well as legit as the grapevine on the internet is. It is the reason given when asked about here on /k/.
>>34897944
They were very touchy about photos of western super markets. Too much variety and more importantly all of it was in stock.
>>34899322
Are they still married?
>>34896760
How the fuck do you even get apet toucan? is that shit even legal?
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/34611472/#34617047
>last video uploaded 1 year ago
>He kill?
>No, he just lost interest in making youtube videos after he took a break due to a death in the family and the demonetization of gun videos
>Nah. Lena cucked her husband (the guy who filmed and posted all the videos) so they got divorced and no more videos. It's hilarious who she left him for. The guy literally has no arms.
>pssshhh, this has to be bai....
>OH SHIT
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34897357
>>34899380
>>34899395
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/34611472/#34619293
>Supposedly posted by her ex on reddit:
>I appreciate the kind words. The worst part is because her family is somewhat famous that the only narrative people will probably hear is whatever falsety she's made up to justify her actions. Not only that, but she also told me that she hoped that after she told me that I would have killed myself so that she wouldn't have to deal with it and the only reason she didn't do it herself is because she didn't want to go to jail. She told me she had thought I shot myself while she was in the shower because she heard a loud noise and that she stayed in there longer so that if I did and didn't make a clean shot, that I would be bled out and dead by the time she got out.
>But in all seriousness, I agree. She's always displayed some form of sociopathic qualities- lack of empathy, emotion, thrill seeking, not considering the consequences of what she's doing, etc. But nothing like this. I sincerely hope that she does get help. I don't want to be around when she does snap and her job includes handling firearms so I fear for the people around her in all honesty.
>Whether it's true or not, who knows.
>>34899395
MANLET
>>34898659
>>34896660
more Chad memes please
tyvm
>>34899056
>my nigga
>my nigga
>pic related
guess how I know you're underage
>>34897418
What a man stoppah
>>34898151
It needs less moderation /pol/ is reaching out to other boards because it's Being overly moderated and mods are deleting anything that's not purely academic political discussion. /pol/ sucks right now and it's audience is migrating to the allied boards of /fit/ /k/ //lit/ /tv/ and others.
>>34897592
Wally is the correct version, """Waldo""" is some trans-hispano-african bullshit.
>>34899591
Then /pol/ needs less and we need more, I don't give a shit about the specifics of the balance but it needs fixing and I too would do it for free.
>>34898116
I'm finding it funny how /pol/ is frowned upon, but furry is okay.
>>34899695
At this point, yeah it is. The reason furries used to be hated is the same reason /pol/ is now, it's just that the furfags have toned it down quite a bit. Unless of course you're objecting to the "degeneracy" of furries, in which case you should go back to /pol/, then hang yourself.
>>34898007
>fidget spinner porn
>>34899812
Any more of these?
>>34898646
fugg
thought it was male at first
>>34900128
Degenerate.
>>34897502
>/pol/shit
Wrong board, asshole.
>>34898164
Then there's that one guy who decided to use his shitty Gerber Bear Grylls knife to baton and hammered it with the back of his hatchet. And shattered the fucker.
That said, if you only have a decent knife (Benchmade Bushcrafter, ESEE-6) with a thick blade and made of a good carbon steel that was made with that in mind, it's not a bad capability to have.
>>34897486
was expecting kool aid man. Extreme dissapointment
>>34899137
Ancient troll gif that always starts with something enticing then continues with that right before the payoff moment.
>>34896746
Rust in a nutshell.
>>34900319
I don't know what you're talking about. Cheetus is the best part. Fuck Judy.
>>34897484
>Good positioning.
>Good fire discipline
>Good maneuver once enemy is pinned down by ally.
>Shotgun actually useful beyond 10 feet
Someone did their homework with this one.
>>34897486
What the fuck was that? A cannon?
>>34897486
Damnit man, it's a .45 Colt AUTOMATIC Pistol. You're supposed to fire more than one shot!
>>34900344
Probably a gas explosion or something.
>>34900119
>>34900385
>>34900119
Man, now I just want to make a comic that's GATE, but primarily guro porn.
>>34900041
>>34897373
the fact that there's a marine corps sticker on the door makes it all the better.
>>34899695
Furry isn't okay. That's what makes it so enticing.
>>34900579
>All the things that make human women attractive
>Plus the exotic elements of aesthetically pleasing animals
>Add in that the community somehow has a lot of money, which draws in excellent artists
>>34898713
Most disturbing erection of my life...from /k/
I'm out.
>>34900699
A big part for me was the community of it all. I discovered it when I was, like, 13 so I got to explore my sexuality in a safe, controlled environment free of ridicule online. Plus, that was back during all the raiding back and forth, so I got the whole tribal aspect of it too.
>>34899591
And /g/,/his/ along with small degrees of /vr/
t. /k/ommando that cross-voards on /g/,/his/ and /vr/ and is sick of the commie/alt-right bullshit on boards that are clearly not /pol/
>>34900879
*cross-boards
>>34900879
Feels good to have /toy/ be my home board. No one care enough to infect it.
>>34898646
Source/story on pic
does anyone have the screenshot of the Finn eating the whole squad ration of amphetamines at hand?
>>34900425
>tfw hard-on for all things 'nam and huge hateboner for elves
>>34900128
is this you?
>>34899056
I smell a DIRTY COMMIE!
>>34899798
Like you didn't jerk to that?
>>34898838
>>34899695
It's a small segment of butthurt liberals with no guns.
>>34898818
>lumpy pringles man
normies shouldnt be allowed to own guns
>>34898428
Not being a liberal faggot helps.
>>34898428
if you ever get pls do the one thing we truly have a problem with, fucking duplicate threads
>>34901376
>Implying because of red's low population density they don't have less guns
>>34901449
>Hurr libruhls don't have gunz
I've got three. /pol/ can fuck off my /k/.
>>34897418
This is from the movie Traxx about a mercanary who wants to be a baker but lacks the dosh. He goes to the mayor of a large city with a crime problem and offeres to "clean up" the town in exchange ofr enough cash to set himself up as a baker. Hillarity and bad trigger discipline ensue. Also, it turns out he's a REALLY bad baker.
>>34901513
>"your" /k/
>>34901552
I've been here talking about guns a lot longer than the /pol/tards have been a thing, they contribute nothing but bullshit off-topic argument.
>>34896589
Pretty sure this is fake
>>34897541
The only way this could get funnier would be if his weapon fell out of the tree and coldcocked him.
>>34899812
Gotta love the nukes ability to make peace.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8goFWq4gGA
>>34901513
Fuck off libfag
Can't wait for the day when all lefty fags are purged from this site
>>34901559
Guns are a partially political topic, so encountering political discussion on a board about guns is pretty much natural, as well as people that disagree with your worldview.
Nice job pulling some oldfag seniority out of your ass on an anonymous imageboard by the way, not like I've ever seen that before.
>>34898256
And be fuckin Chad thundercock plus his seven friends while the hubby is away.
>>34901615
>>34901627
>I want /k/ to be my echo chamber, like subreddits I'm on!
>>34901645
Now I really know you're some lib shitter
Your time is coming to an end no amount of screaming and crying I'd going to change that
>>34901645
>"encountering people that disagree with your worldview is natural"
>WAAH, YOU WANT TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO AN ECHOCHAMBER, REDDIT
>"/pol/ can fuck off my /k/"
>...
Moron.
>>34901659
>>34901672
>WAAAAHHHH WHY WON'T THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFERENT POLITICS JUST SHUT UP!
>>34901687
>WAAAAHHHH WHY WON'T THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFERENT POLITICS JUST SHUT UP!
>"/pol/ can fuck off my /k/"
>"they contribute nothing but bullshit off-topic argument"
>>34901714
>Hurr libs get off my /k/ and kill urself
vs
>All /pol/ should go and stay go
Keep digging your hole, /pol/lack.
>>34901739
>Hurr libs get off my /k/ and kill urself
vs
>All /pol/ should go and stay go
I honestly don't see the difference.
Besides, I'm not this (>>34901659
) faggot.
Off yourself.
>>34901687
>>34901672
>>34901739
>>34901759
Post funny shit, you fags.
>>34901687
You're literally the one doing that you annoying shit.
>>34901758
>not marrying your 2d waifu
faggot
>>34901758
that's not funny man.
i came here to laugh
chose your super weapon /k/
>>34901774
It's hard having fun with an autist screeching about differing opinions.
>>34901795
>>34898859
no.
>>34901759
>>34901776
>Telling /pol/ to follow the rules and keep /pol/ on /pol/
>Same thing as telling people to fuck off and die because they aren't a specific political alignment that agrees with them
The tard force is out in full today.
>>34901819
There's a difference between /pol/posting and opinions you neurotically stamp "/pol/" on because they make you pee yourself.
>>34901802
>>34899820
Spurdo is the best thing to have ever cone out of Finland
>>34901795
That's just so wrong on so many levels.
>>34901837
I'd put Dolan up there too
>>34901793
I choose the superior American superweapon.
>>34900425
>Man, now I just want to make a comic that's GATE, but primarily guro porn.
You mean GATE?
>>34901835
>There's a difference between /pol/posting and opinions you neurotically stamp "/pol/" on because they make you pee yourself.
>Man, why am I not getting out of this hole? Time to dig harder!
>>34901837
Does anyone here have the archive link to the anons getting their dicks stuck in their guns?
>>34901850
Dolan went reddit pretty fast though while spurdo is still good.
>>34901858
I'm not the one who's digging himself into a hole faggot.
>>34899346
>joke
>>34901873
>spurdo is still good.
:DDD
>>34896838
/arg/ is never wrong. Sorry your shit rifle got made fun of, kid
>>34901915
bost mor consgribtion spurdo pls :DDDD
>>34901940
>>34898885
It was a joke item to get media attention so people would remember they exist
>>34901949
>>34901972
Wish I had any /k/ spurdos to contribute, thanks anon.
>>34901994
might have to go to ylilauta and make those mongolians translate a bunch of them
>>34896708
Kek
>>34901627
>Guns are a partially political topic
That is in large part why there is so much /pol/-/k/ crossover. Even if you're a completely apolitical gun owner, the subject of gun legislation and law is unfortunately a huge aspect of the modern firearms ownership experience. The 14/88 and RAHOWA stuff is just a byproduct. The simple days of discussing $80 Nuggets and finding online kinship in a shared interest in deer has been complicated by the creeping spread of politics into our beloved hobby.
>>34901659
Everyone who talks like you is some neo confederate dumbass hick who has legitimately never been exposed to different opinions or world views.
It's not even the opinions that you find offensive, you're offended by the very idea someone can think differently than you.
>>34902002
>>34901920
Funniest thing in the whole thread. By the way, Undertale sucks ass.
>>34902058
>>34902058
Are you the same autist as that (>>34901858
) guy?
>>34902050
I doubt that there were ever "simple" days of apolitical gun ownership, the NFA passed on 1934.
Gun ownership was never apolitical.
I do agree that the current agitated atmosphere annoys the shit out of me.
[spoiler]Also, burn in hell furfag. (Just a formality)[/spoiler]
>>34902050
>>34901745
>>34898713
What is it with /k/ and wanting to fuck deer?
>>34900150
Got a link there mate?
>>34902119
Deers are hot.
>>34901873
>I'm not the one who's digging himself into a hole faggot.
>All political discussion belongs in /pol/. Conspiracy theories belong in /x/.
>>34902223
>43 minutes
I thought we were done autist.
>>34902050
The problem's that /pol/ posters are never talking about the purely guns side of politics. It's always completely unrelated shit.
You wouldn't shoot a deer, would you?
>>34902245
I have to go do work away from my desk once in a while, dumbass.
>>34896638
kay
>>34898853
For anyone wanting to watch from this link, do not buy the pass if it stops the movie, just refresh and skip to where you were in the movie.
Total you'll have to do it like 15 times but it was a good movie imo, worth the minor annoyance.
>>34897484
Joe Biden must love this
>>34902246
There's a lot of /pol/ posters on /k/, and they discuss gun politics often.
Only when the topic strays into non-/k/-/pol/ territory, they get rightfully called out on it.
You don't insult someone as a /pol/ poster when they contribute properly, only when they shitpost.
>>34902262
You've pretty much done nothing but accuse your opposition of something you yourself are guilty of, while shitposting like some rabid moron.
I'd suggest that you spend the rest of your day away from your desk.
>>34902290
>Everuyone who isn't my political orientation must go and die
Isn't the same as
>put your /pol/ shit back where it belongs
It'll be nice when you go back to school, though.
>>34897511
Electric avenue
>>34897525
Is this what heaven looks like ?
>>34902308
>Everuyone who isn't my political orientation must go and die
Did I ever say that?
"put your /pol/ shit back where it belongs" loses all validity once you pin it on something that doesn't agree with your worldview, instead of something that's actually off-topic and /pol/.
Stop strawmanning, retard.
>>34902349
>Short term Memory problems
>>34901552
>>34898116
>do we even have mods?
We ain't the wild west board for nothing, son
>>34902361
I didn't tell you to kill yourself because you're a liberal.
I told you to kill yourself because you had the retarded idea that /k/ is "yours" based on what political side you are on, which it isn't if you didn't notice.
No matter how much of your impotent butthurt you put on display, it's still not going to change that people will actually disagree with you.
Nice job bending truth faggot.
>>34897541
This is/k/ in it's natural habitat
>>34898592
Why would they do it underground ? What if you fucked up some plate tectonics and shit
>>34902400
Probably anti-bunker testing or some shit.
>>34897534
Lost it at
>cmon baby its my birthday
>>34901500
Everywhere liberals are densely populated has shitty gun laws, so no, now fuck off back to tumblr you gunless commie duckfucker.
>>34898713
>screencap about an anon getting a deer gf via rape
>no post saying "GAME WARDENS"
0/10
>>34897594
Doesn't mean shit for cops... Just means she's retard level 2
>>34898007
he drew porn of his mom and gave it to her on her birthday
i see alot of wrong in that
>>34902582
Aren't he, and his parents still on some pretty rough terms? I think they might be calling each other on holidays though, and to an extent patching up; I don't remember.
>>34898014
>reminding people of the ending
>>34902595 i dunno, i avoided his content when he started making loli hillary porn, all i know is that his mom wasn't too happy about it and cried about it
>>34898744
>Hating on g-shock
shit taste.
>>34901819
Not everything you dont like is /pol/. Further the faggot poster is being just as incendiary. Stop being a fucking baby. This rules for thee but not for me garbage needs to end.
>>34896660
HK-91 is love and life.
>>34902361
If u read the thread you'll see a lefty cunt doing the same exact thing. You really ought to actually kill yourself at this point you disgusting hypocrit.
>>34902489
>Everywhere liberals are densely populated has shitty gun laws, so no, now fuck off back to tumblr you gunless commie duckfucker.
>Generalization that isn't true
>>34902400
Because of the above ground test ban.
>>34902728
>>34902750
>It's the same thing because I say so
>>34901513
>only 3 guns
>>34897322
>ray bans
>white t shirt
>penny loafers
>sp 1
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon
>>34898744
F91 is literally the flimsiest, ugliest, gayest watch to ever exist
>>34902811
More than what most of /k/ has.
>>34901513
Just 3? I am a poorfag college student and I have 5. Gonna build an AR soon to add to the collection.
>>34903025
Eh, new car payments, not much time to go shooting, a pistol, a .22, and an antique heirloom levergat are enough for me right now.
>>34898893
They didn't say you couldn't....
>>34902783
Its the same thing because he also said kill yourself. Cunt.
>>34898116
I have a theory. Every board is allowed one meta thread to discuss things like board culture and what have you. I think as long as the /pol/ tier banter and furry stuff stays to one thread they leave it alone. When the racist stuff starts creeping all over the place and people start posting lewd furry shit, bans and post deletes are usually pretty swift.
>>34898888
>meme letter
Why do manchildren use this term in the presence of adults?
>>34902349
Wouldn't sitting on the gun damage it?
>>34901549
Sounds funny. You recommend?
>>34897484
>dude melted from backblast
That was a nice touch.
>>34897549
One the one guy fourth from the left is actually competent.
>>34898752
I asked before but never got a clear answer. Why was the FFL pissed? Were they not told they were receiving a firearm?
>>34904096
Probably the packaging.
See >>34898818
>>34897549
Such a fucking bunch of inbred mutants. Don't procreate with your cousins folks
>>34902050
>tfw you want to let your comment end in a lighthearted tone with a meme that's fairly well considered board culture to honor the humor thread and other anons still only focus on the political aspect of your post
i might be reading too much into this, but i know that feel