I......hurt myself today....

>>34893959
so did you end up feeling or what?

>>34893970
I ended up glad I didn't but a p320 and opted for a CZ p10c instead.

>>34893959

any chance i'll be able to pick up a 2022 for $100 from a retard?

>>34893970

Maybe he just focused on the pain.

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Enjoy some fresh OC.

>>34894070
Could be the only thing that's real.

>>34894151
What's this game?

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>>34894214
H3

>>34894206
What has /k/ become, my sweetest friends?

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>>34893959
Can't wait for this meme to die
>but how will they ever recover?
Because if glock can sell a gun that explodes when used as instructed and now people claim they're the epitome of reliability, this won't even phase Sig

Why are you still memeing the Rick and Morty song if season 2 has already started?

>>34894578
Everyone I know buys a glock in the end.

>>34894614
>Every day we drift further from God's light.

>>34893959
Damn you beat me to it. Someone should post this thing here every single day with a different caption. Mine was going to read:

> "Fragile, Handle with Care" edition Army Pistol.

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>>34894614
>Rick and Morty song
I wish I could believe this was bait.

>>34894151
>P250
wrong meme

>>34894614

Holy fucking shit I hope this is bait.

>>34894814
And you could have an AUG

>>34894614
Rick and morty is cancer. This is a fucking Johnny Cash song, not something from your gay cartoon.

>>34896232

If you care to know continue reading below if not ignore the rest:

That it was originally a Nine Inch Nail song released in 1995 but would be covered by Johnny Cash seven years later. Where the original singing upon seeing the Cash's version of the music video would bring him to tears. After thinking it might have been gimmicky.

>>34896307
Yeah I know, that was supposed to be b8, but then you had to go give me a level headed, informative reply.

>>34896220
An inline gun for Brrrt!

>>34898788
I will blow you down

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>>34894614
>>>/global/rules/2

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>>34898820
I will make you hurt ;_;

>>34896232
Spotted the fucking retard you guys
Just because you aren't smart enough doesn't mean it's not good

Idiots like you kill memes.

>>34893959
Alright, I'll bite. What did you do, OP?

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>>34899044

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>>34894614
>It's obvious as fuck bait

>>34893959
That's what you get when you have gay features like striker firing and still want a nice trigger pull with no shoe safety

>>34894614
This is one of the most recognized and well respected songs in both the Rock and Country genres and you know it from Rick and Morty? Wtf dude? How fucking sheltered or socially unaccepted are you? Expand your intelligence, broaden your scope over more than just this site if you cant even recognize something as well known as one of the most bought and bootlegged songs ever. Hell!! It was featured in the fuckig Logan trailers for gods sake and you call it the Rick and Morty song.... This fucking planet needs to drift straight into the sun one day

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>>34899044
The needle tears a hole. . .

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>>34899788
the old familiar ping

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>>34893959
...but it was only 9mm.......so it's ok

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>>34899793
Try to kill it all away

>>34894592
But glocks dont blow up when used as instructed. And to be fair sigs don't misfire when used as instructed, but you're more likely drop your gun than you are to load a round above SAAMI spec accidentally.

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>>34900975
Early .40 cal glocks were more prone to case ruptures do to a feed lip that didn't fully support the casing, mostly with hand loads but often enough with factory loads. They've since changed the design and fixed the problem.

Had my first negligent discharge, /k/. Lack of trigger discipline lead to a ricochet off the floor right into my testicles. I was naked, you see, masturbating to my colt automatic replica airsoft pistol. It stung, and left a red mark. My gf came home, and when I tried face fucking her as usual she spied it, and accused me of catching herpes from the slut across the street, who I have been fucking, desu, but no herpes yet. Wat do?

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but i remember everything

>>34894835
>>34895514
>>34895558
>>34896232
>>34898833
>>34899363
>>34899610
It's a joke.

>>34902195
A bad joke. Not in the sense of it being witty, it was, but because it blends right in to the idiocy we normally see around here from narrow minded fools, which is exacerbated by the fact that we're all anonymous.

>>34894614
I wanna die.

>>34902314
Well fuck you and your big words, little miss smart one.

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>>34902195

>dropping your gun

>>34902195
>i'm only pretending to be retarded!

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>>34893959
>buy Sig 320
>learn that it fires when dropped
>room is on second story
>call ATF, ask if that means I have a machine gun
>they haven't called back

>>34902786

oh man that scene from true lies was pretty good

>>34893959
This drop...will kill.

>>34899610
look at all this effort you put into not getting a stupid joke

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>>34900519

But I Remington everything.

What did I miss. Does the P320 fire when dropped? How did that pass the trials?

>>34902915
Yes; the trials are inadequate garbage

>>34902915
because it only happens at a very specific angle from a height that's well beyond the drop test standards. they're still shelling out the good gou bucks to fix it.

>>34903042
Yet it dropped and shot someone, meaning the drop test standards are inadequate.

>>34903081
>dropped and shot someone
source on this?

>>34893959
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL...

>>34903094
Are you serious? You would have had to avoid every single SIG thread in the last two weeks to not see it.
Google police P320 self inflicted gunshot

>>34903094
Seriously?
http://www.guns.com/2017/08/09/sig-sauer-hit-with-personal-injury-lawsuit-over-p320/

>>34894214

Hot dogs, Horse shoes, and Hand grenades.

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>>34894614
>Rick and Morty song
What

>>34902915
Apparently what the army is getting contains a different trigger pack than the civilian models and doesn't have the same drop issues, so when you send in a 320 for an "upgrade" your getting the same trigger pack

>>34902915
>How did that pass the trials?
Trials are dropping gun barrel down on rubber mat
>military """standards"""