ITT shit you've pronounced wrong for ages

I used to say "Guh-rand" instead of "Gerrand"

>>34890855
Oh, I also used to say "Guh-ew-er" instead of "Ge-ver"

>>34890855
I've been pronouncing "t-34" wrong for years. I thought it was "Tee Thurdy Four"
In actuality, it's pronounced "Commie piece of shit"

>>34890946
/thread

>>34890946
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>>34890913
Welcome to the world of German W's

Being a slav, I pronounce Galil [galil], not [guh-lill] like burgerbros.

>>34890855
I still pronounce FAL like it's a word, it just rolls off the tongue so nice.

>>34890855
I pronounced saiga like say-guh.

>>34893968
It isnt?

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>>34890946

>>34894061
I pronounce it as "sigh-guh". I guess whichever way the Russians pronounce is technically the correct way.

>>34893887
Slav languages have the same thing. Russian doesn't really have the v sound either.

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>>34894116
Saiga is the name of a type of land mammal like an antelope with an aardvarks nose. It's pronounced the same way Westerners pronounce SEGA®

>>34890855
I pronounced Sig Sauer like "sour" not "sawyer" for a while till a German guy corrected me.

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>>34893968
did you say it sanic fast?

>>34894189
So does that mean an umlaut went missing somewhere down the line?

Säuer would be "sawyer"
Sauer would be "sour"

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>>34890855
Steyr as "stair". Correct way is "shtire", but I feel like too much of an autist saying it that way now so I've moved onto "stire".

>>34894189
That german guy was fucking with you.

>>34894122
Yes it does

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>>34890855
>>34890913
>>34894189
those...those arent the correct pronunciations?

>>34893906
in other words, you pronounce it the CORRECT way instead of the WRONG way.

>>34893948
you mean people actually pronounce it Ef-Ay-El? Holy fuck.

>>34890855
I used to pronounce "one thousand nine hundred and eleven" like "nineteen-eleven"

>>34894662
>not pronouncing it "manstopper"

>>34894148
oy vey

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>>34890855
I'm more confused now than I was b4 I entered this thread.

>>34890886
But thats proper, anon

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>>34890855
Apparently it's pronounced "ba-keh-lite" and not "bake-lite".

>>34890855
Whilst playing MoH Frontline I used to pronounce the Stg44 literally as Stay-Guh forty-four. I knew it wasnt the right way, but the game didnt spell out the whole name so I just said it how I would if it were an English word.

>>34895329
That's 'bakel' as in bagel - aight

>>34894148
>Shpilenok
Oy vey!

>>34894509
Yeah. On the English-language keyboard.

>>34894116
It's sai-gah or sai-guh depending on if you're in Tatar or normal Russia but you guys are practicing it correct. I only really cringe at say-geh like some people pronounce it

>>34894626
Enlighten us on the correct ones then.

>>34890886
I used to say "Gerund" instead of "Grand"

>>34894658
There's been entire thread arguing "a FAL" vs. "an FAL"

>>34895286
Holy fuck what is that cancerous video? What led that bitch to think that was a funny gag?

>>34894562
I once watched a video where somebody said "stire." I corrected it out loud to "shtire" and felt pretty autistic when I realized.

>>34895815
retard

>>34893948
I still say "FAL" like "pal."

Also say "carbine" the British way: "kärbīn ('i' like 'eye')," instead of the French way: "kärbēn ('i' like the 'e' in 'me')." If you look it up in a dictionary, most have the British way listed first in the pronunciation key.

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>>34890855
>garand
>GAR AND
>pederson
>peterson
>.308
>three hundred and eight
The last one was the most painful

>>34895286
Is that the nog version of Rasputin?

>>34896318
fuck give me sauce

>>34896318
>>34896376
i hate it when they censor like this because it fucks up the reverse image search

>>34894189
"Sour" is correct though

>>34890946
kek

>>34890855
took awhile to learn how to pronounce .30-06

>>34894148
Don't laugh, they are among the fastest things on earth. A cheetah can do 100+ km/h, but only for a couple hundred meters. Saiga antelopes can do 80 km/h and maintain that speed for 30km.

>>34894586
This, "Sauer" is pronounced just like flower, or power.

t. German

>>34896376
>>34896413
Niggas, the artist is right on the corner, you dont know the pain of looking for sauce by hand using increasinly specific tag
http://img0.pornreactor.cc/pics/post/Newhalf-ceкpeтныe-paздeлы-Newhalf-Cum-gay-zone-3847838.png

>>34898776
Thanks I really like this.

>>34896376
Nigga, those are boys.

MAK UH ROV

It's fucking muh care-uv

But you'd never know because even slavophiles pronounce it wrong

Moe-zin nah-gant instead of the fucking proper moe-scene nah-gan

Like I know our favorite surp rifle has a russian name and a belgian (french) name in it but how fucking hard is it to learn things?

honestly the most embarrassing is that I used to pronounce walther as "valther." like i knew german prounced w's as v's but german doesn't have a "th" phoneme so it is actually a "valt 'er."

fucking nords giving english the "th" phoneme. buncha jerks making me look bad.

>>34899167
siX slithering snakes send shivers sliding sin syour spine

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>>34896318
>Marco and Finn

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As a kid my TV was shitty and slightly blurred all the text on videogames so literally up until a few years ago I thought it was the "M1 Grand"

>gyoo-er
>not geh-vehr

>car-been
>instead of car-bine like a god damn American

>maw deuce
>not hur-maj-ess-tee, ham-urr-uv-gawd, daw-turr-uv-surr-brown-ing, lord-uv-bah-dee-stack-ing

>loo-gur
>not pee thirty-eight

>>34890946
Ebin

>>34894116
It's Sigh-guh according to the original ad video. Despite the engrish, it's well made.

Say-guh is for hedgehogs.

>>34899594
>Her Majesty, Hammer of God, Daughter of Sir Browning, Lord of Body Stacking
Fucking kek anon, good to see somebody use the proper title

>>34899155
That's pretty clear to us

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>>34899155
Nah, the artist just draws 20-year-olds like they look 12