What does /k/ do with their concealed weapons while shitting?

Have it drawn and pointed at the door incase someone comes in.

>>34890540
Take it out of the holster and set it in the underwear hammock. If floor is wet/or just terrible shitting environment then to avoid my pants touching the floor I stick it in the pocket.

>>34890540

First off, I don't shit in public restrooms.
Second I'd shot in the handicap stall, so no one can reach under the stall easily, try to take my gun.
Third, I don't pull my pants all the way down, leave it mid thigh.

>>34890557
But how do you hold your gun, browse /gif/, masturbate, and wipe your ass at the same time?

>>34890588
>I don't shit in public restrooms.
^This.

Another question I would like perspective on is: what do you do with your ccw when driving?

I smash my shit down the toilet with the barrel

>>34893568

Leave it in its holster.

You get into an accident at any real speed, the gun isn't going to be where you left it.

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adult diapers

I m a DEVGRU OPERATOR so I drop it in the toilet pre duece. Then I can immediately commence an over the beach test with my sooper special P226 anchor-stamped rust cannon post operational dookie.

>>34893568
Stays aiwb.

where's the trip fag who got his gun stolen while pooping in a public bathroom.

story goes he tripped on his pants trying to get up to go after the guy and literally ate his own shit

>>34890625
Wipe my ass on the gun. Also, I have a scat fetish. You fucking idiot.

>>34890540
Are all of you fucking babies? Why are your pants at your ankles on the ground? Just keep them right above your knees and your gun is right there.

>>34890540

hold it, fondle my balls, check for rust and any issues.

PRO TIP unholster before you sit down, or you'll break your toliet like I did.

>public shitter

dude i'm an adult and I plan my shitting time so i don't have to use a public one, how small is your bladder/colon?

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>>34893892
fake news

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Robert is responsible for keeping all guns safe in a Kino-Kubby which you can rent for $1k per month. When you are ready to leave the kinotorium, you pay a small fee of $75 and Robert will return your gun to you.

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>>34890540
I try to find a flat surface to lay it on like a toilet paper dispenser, or the toilet tank if it has one. But sometimes there are no options so I just have to sit there with my pistol in my hands while I'm taking a shit. It kinda makes me feel like Dale Gribble.

>>34894089
>dude i'm an adult and I plan my shitting time
We've really been redefining adulthood down, haven't we?

>>34890540
>shitting in a public stall
Nigger sort your life out

>>34890557
FPBP

Hang it on the cloths hook from the trigger guard

>>34895207
I can't wait to explain to the police how I accidentally mag dumped into the ceiling. lol

I just leave it in the holster inside my shorts and take the handicap stall. No one's going to see it, and if they try to come under the stall I just grab it and pop them in the dome.

>>34890574
Underwear hammock is best hammock.

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>not wearing your toilet as to not have to cease operations to shit

Plebs

>>34890540
>Take off coat
>Hang coat on hook
>Take out gun
>Stick gun in coat pocket
>Shit
>Reholster gun
>Put coat back on
>Leave

It's not that difficult. If it's too hot to wear a coat just don't use the public toilet I guess. Or wear a light windbreaker. Or move the fuck north to a place that's not terrible. Your choice.

>>34895241
A guy I know left his .380 in the gas station that way. I think a kid found it too

>>34893568

Stays in the holster on my hip. Only fatties have issues with car carry.

>>34893892

No, story is he was taking a dump when a guy grabbed it and gtfo. He didn't give chase or any thing, that's when we found out that Giddy is a irresponsible faggot.

>>34890540
>shitting anywhere other than your bathroom at home

Fucking disgusting, enjoy having your asscheeks sopping with piss

>>34895503
This is the face of autism.

>>34895524
Done that with phones more than id like to admit. Never lost one though.

>>34895644
>he doesnt wipe the seat with a fistfull of tp and use said fistful to create a splashproof landing pad for his poop and then use even more tp to make a 3 layer seat cover.
Enjoy your colon issues.

>>34895981
I work in construction, and nothing is more of a wolf in sheep's clothing than a freshly cleaned porto-shitter.

Sure, new TP and the smell of fresh blue sanitizer seem like a blessing, but when you sit down and cut a big turd loose, prepare to have your balls and ass cheeks splashed with that horrid blue water.

Never use the Porto after it's been cleaned!!!! Wait at least a few hours for some buildup of other feces and TO, so that your poop is cradled gently as it drops and doesn't create a splash zone.

Knowledge is power.

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>>34896080
Can confirm, this mans speak the truth.

I work a city job for Parks and Rec and I avoid porta potties like a plague. I refuse to share a bathroom with some bum and get his worm infested shit all over my butt.

I shit in the tall bushes and grab some blank note papers to wipe. Nature is my toilet.

I got my bro watching my back with an AR whenever I shit, so I let him hold onto it.

>>34890540
Cross draw shoulder holster. It was made for shitting

>>34895981

You you know that does nothing more than spread germs.

T.person who's job is to stop the spread of infectious germs.

>>34897495
Idgaf about your job pham. I care about not touching the toilet or getting splashed.

>>34890557
I point mine at the cracks so if someone looks through the cracks they look away.

>>34890540
anybody else bring their guns in the shower with them?

>>34897495
so you just sit on the piss splatters and anal hair and lint lying around on the toilet seat?