Gun hideouts

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>>34889474
Nice try ATF, but mine are stored at the bottom of the Ohio River after a boating accident

>>34889474
T. NSA

>>34889646
Thats sad. Mine were unfortunately lost in a tragic house fire in which my wife, who wanted to divorce me coincidentally, died too.

In a padlocked case.
I live in a good neighborhood so I'm not worried about this. The lock is to discourage my friends' kids.

>>34889474
Looks like your boat had an accident.

I hid mine in the Titanics hull!

>>34889974
*thieves

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>>34889474
Story time: had heard about people shooting off their boat at targets in the water. Sounds cool, gun range is closed because california and fire... it is time. My father and I load up the boat and head out to a few miles off shore. Use water bottles and helium balloons. Can't hit shit because I'm a land loober. Have the crate with the guns up on the deck above the engine. I'm putting them away and we have drifted toward shore. Dad decides to gun it. I stupidly grab the crate, it gets pulled from my hands, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

I keep mine in a tissue box

>>34889474
I /k/eister it like a real /k/ommando

>>34891329
Go back to the R! You zap carry faggot

>>34889474
Ew dirty boat.

>>34890084
Oldfag meme. Not enough buildup