What did you name your rifle at basic training, /k/?

>>34888836
Asuka

>>34888836
Karli

>>34888836
I named her "im not a leech of the system and feel superior for washing rocks for 3 years, and insted went into the private sector and became a productive memberof society"

the old piece of shit

she was an old as fuck m4 carbine with a busted aimpoint m68 and the plastic rail covers that made the ris FUKHUEG and a sling that I wasn't allowed to use, she didn't deserve a name

>being an army cuck

>>34888852
marines name their rifles too

>giving your guns female names

what you, gay?

>>34888842
Same

>>34888847
How peculiar, I named mine "I'm not a underage newfag who misspells leach and isn't educated enough to puncuate".

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>>34888842
>>34888874
Well, I guess I'm not very original

>>34888877
>when you can't argue a point, attack grammer, an ever fluctuating, dynamic thing, but treat it as a constant in an attempt to win an argument you lost.

>>34888884
>Saying I lost an argument when I haven't presented one

You're... special.

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boris

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>>34888884

>>34888891
>using ellipsis as a pause
You are new to grammernazism

>>34888895

GAY

>>34888836
Speedy Shooty

>>34888884
You're pretty simple, aren't ya bud.

>>34888850

well of course she doesnt treat you right, when all you do is badmouth her...

>>34888836
I never volunteered to go and fight and die for Israel, so I never went to a cuck camp like """basic training"""

but I named my first gun after my first love, Fuu from Samurai Chanpurū.

>>34888926
>Israel
>Cuck
>Anime

He thinks he's a non-conformist because he conforms to exactly what pol says...

Good game. No rematch.

>>34888924
I was the only kid in my company to qualify 40/40, I never said she did me wrong I'm just saying she a shit

>>34888926
>Samurai Chanpurū
LMFAO can you be any more of an anime basic bitch?

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>>34888836
was issued a brand spanking new HK416, not a scratch in it.
>hk416
>german-american gun
>sexy AF
of course I called it Heidi Klum.

fucking platoon leader had watched too many american movies, so we had to have a wedding night with our gun, to consumate the marriage. She was amazing

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>>34888926
could you be more of a stereotype lol

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>>34888842
I'm impressed at this good taste

>>34888884
Kill yourself loser

>>34888895
Boris looks like a good boy who deserves soft brushing and loving pats.

>>34888836
Portugal here.

Diana, a G3 rifle.

Mjolnir, zwarte zon (black sun) or totenkopf. Im going to enlist in september, but this country only defends bases etc so I'm looking to gather mill experience here so hopefully I'm ready when the time comes my race needs me

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>>34888836

Gram

>>34888926
>I never volunteered to go and fight and die for Israel, so I never went to a cuck camp like """basic training"
Well looks like you never did anything else with your life either so I guess Israel win again.

>>34888836
Amadeus

>>34888968
>>34888998
>>34889029
Go fuck yourselves welfare queens. Have fun getting PTSD in the middle east while I fuck your wives and earn a real salary at a non degenerate job back home.

>>34889024
You're not German... is Zwarte Swedish or maybe Dutch.

>>34889038
Bait/10
Here's your (You)

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>>34889038
lmfao

I didn't name her, because she was never truly mine </3

>>34889038
From the sounds of your posts, it doesn't sound like you fuck anyone or have a job. BTW thanks for paying for my GI Bill cuck :^)

Also, my rifles name was Lynette

>>34889038
I doubt any of our women would fuck you, maybe when you're the last man alive after WW3 but then again, I think most of them would kill themselves rather than burden the human race with your pathetic beta Genetics.

>>34889038
More like I'll fuck your wife because your on a business trip and your wife is attracted to the vet with PTSD.

>>34889038
>implying i didn't enjoy shooting third worlders for fun and profit on your dime

Never served but name my guns Doris Hilda and charlene

>>34889060
Tell me more about Lynette. Beautiful name.

I had an M16A4 I called Aberdeen. Aberdeen the M16. I can still remember the rifle serial number as well.

In fleet though I had no desire to name my rifle. It's an M4 and don't know it's serial number.

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>>34889015


aye he was.
went through some rough shit. like sinking a few meters in the baltic sea (with me) and weeks in harsh northern finland winter, where the temp. drops down to -30c.
i hope he's in some warehouse now. warm and dry, slothered in storage grease.

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>>34888842
I see you are a man of taste as well

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>>34888836
Birdy

>>34888836
>What did you name your rifle at basic training, /k/?
Naming a rifle? Do I look like some sort of faggot?
I guess I technically nicknamed mine "a piece of junk" because it was.
I hope they aren't issuing the actual combat troops with what I used. There were malfunctions left and right across the range. I hope they're only selecting those shit guns as a training tool for basica because of how bad they are.

>>34888936
>>34888998
>>34889029
/k/ is the easiest board to bait haha

RIFLE?

RIFLE?

OH SO WE CALL CARBINES RIFLES NOW HUH PRI? TOO EASY, I GOT YOU

>>34888857
Giving your gun a male name means you're a gay.

Charmed, huh?

Rio cuz she danced on the sand.

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>>34890233
>TOO EASY

>>34889038

That's a really long name. Impressed you remember it!

>>34888847
>insted
too bad you didn't learn how to spell instead in the private sector.

Dolores

>>34888836
M16A4, "Ann" after the Glen Campbell song

>>34888836

the lowest bid?

>>34888836
I was issued an L85A1 that had been incorrectly stored with the A2s. After it was replaced the new one was the "Stepford rifle"

>>34888842
Fpbp

>>34888836
nothing, because it wasn't MINE it was just a temp waifu for a few weeks. my afghanistan rifle was lucy.

>>34888842
Faggot.
>>34888836
I didn't because naming guns is fucking gay.

I had a SAW. I named her Claire because she was a bitch.

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Roiskija (Splasher).

just slut
I wasn't her first soldier or her last

>>34889092
Damn what a tough son of a bitch

>>34888836
Holo

>>34888836
ur mom lol

>>34892611
That's a really dope rifle,
also holy fuck do you have to carry a lot of equipment.

>>34888836
Wormwood

>>34888836
I'm not some wannabe nam kid

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>>34888836
Death

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>>34888847

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>>34888877
>>34890688

these two faggots

Musket

it was a Colt made M16a2

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>>34888852

>being a little bitch on /k/

>>34890476
Ha, I got that reference.

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>>34888836
Guess I wasn't as Autistic as I thought. I was more concerned with getting expert and company high shooter and I did so yeah....

>>34888836
Gretta

Named my .50 that too
>>34888850
>m4
>old
Nigger we had fucking M-16's, go take a seat somewhere

>>34889038
Lol, why you mad? Is it because I get paid to go to school and work at a local vidya store like 10 hours a week because I like it? Is that why you're mad? It's okay buddy, you'll get to enjoy yourself one day.

>>34898187
Why are MAhREENZ always so cringe?

>>34898381
Leave him be, anon. They can't help it either

>>34888850
M4 old?! Wow must be nice I guess its cringe to say some of us qualified with irons and M16A2s

>>34888884
>grammer

>>34888842
Gay
>>34888836
Balalaika

I called my rifle 342560.
That is the name it was given, that is the name I used.

I have had many rifles since than, I remember all their names. Some were companions in adversity, some barracks layabouts. All were cared for and cherished for what they were.

My rifle today is EF160322. This is a child of the computer age, sees far in light or dark. Tells me how far the target is, tells me where the little round will hit if all is well. It illuminates the dark with light only I can see, blinds my foe with a tiny sun.
I am old in the army. My rifle is young and will see many hands before it passes. Some will treat it well, some will abuse it. It will still do what it was created for.

>>34890233
YOU LOOK THIRSTY!

>>34898381
They're always thinking about them REENZ

>>34898381
>>34898447
I don't understand what's wrong

>>34899427
Prose is underappreciated. Have a (you)

>>34898725
M16a2?

A toy.

I qualed with a real cartridge. 7.62

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>>34888836
Britfag here, My L85A2 Jamed the first time I shot it, It couldn't get through a magazine without jamming. Luckily I didn't have to use the Jam'omatic as I was in heavy weapons and anti-tank so I was issued the MINIMI.

>>34888836
Mary Kate

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>>34889080
She was my first and only love Anon, had to manhandle her a bit but never jammed on me once

>>34900335
What is up with the "Pups of Satan", and why is the worst always seem to be the SA80/L85s?

>>34889026
I named Hanna

>>34888836
my roster number.
#420
light it up.

>>34889038
>finished term of service and got discharged
>PTSD free
>get paid to go to college
>still fuck bitches

Be mad, kid.

>>34888836
I named my rifle after my best friend who drowned back in 3rd grade
>Charlie

>>34888836
"Mis Gwehr"

>>34888836
Veronica. I stuck my dick in her mag well. It was good.

>>34888941
Ooh poor The Old Piece Of Shit.
She just wanted to serve her country

>>34899643
pls no

>>34901394
HYDRATE

>>34888836
M16A4
Fort Sill, OK
Sierra

I love seeing /k/ like this
Bump

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>>34901409
>when you're getting told to drink a quart of water an hour, but you are never given the chance to piss

>>34888836
FAMAS F1, Hildegarde

>>34901432
My schoolhouse was in Fort Sill. Your chow hall had the best wraps I've ever had.

>>34888904
Ok, your a spelling Nazi. Is that better?

>>34901523
>quart of water
>in an hour
>have to pee badly
Do you have a tiny bladder? A quart is hardly anything

>>34901663
anon he means every hour drink one quart

Amelia

>>34888836
you know giving your weapon a girls name is like a hollywood thing right? I mean I can't speak for the generations that came before me but when I went through we never did that gay shit

>>34900335
Then you failed to maintain your weapon. The A2s are solid.

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>>34888877
>How peculiar, I named mine "I'm not a underage newfag who misspells leach and isn't educated enough to puncuate".

"leach" (with the 'a') means to remove a soluble substance from another substance through the action of a percolating liquid.

"leech" (sans 'a') is the bloodsucking animal (and by extension, the word you'd use to say "leech of the system").

Stop being a newfag who thinks he can correct people on spelling when you're fucking wrong. Learn to spell before you get uppity.

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>>34901523
>Get immunization sickness a few days into basic
>Naval so I fill my HYDRATION TOOL with ice cold purified fountain water in the galley while nobody was looking and added lemons galore
>nobody ever questioned the sick recruit stumbling behind everyone coughing and sucking down iced lemon water
>Did this for an entire week
>Still continued filling hydration tool (lel) with ice water every day afterwards and was somehow never given shit

It WAS (Black flag?) extreme heat most days though, maybe they thought the sickly kid not dying was better than mild regulation bending.

>>34888850
>and a sling that I wasn't allowed to use
had to pinch it under your arm while you carry your tray in the dfac

>>34888895
are you so under equipped that you have to make your own cheek risers so you can get a good cheek weld on your autistically high mounted optics?

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>>34888842
Get on my level

aria, because the noise of a proper gun is a song all in itself

>>34888836

My issued rifles have been named as follows:

>Anna
>Sofia
>Ash
>Ophelia

Sidearms:

>Lily-Belle
>Amy

>>34890263
Unless you're a female, stupid.

>>34888884
>an ever fluctuating, dynamic thing,
Only if you're a nigger.

Steven.

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Battle Hymn of the Republic

>>34888884

>insted
>grammar
>punctuation fails

I'm beginning to think that maybe you don't have all that high-profile a job on the civilian side, amigo.

>>34888850
You're a piece of shit soldier. i can tell by the way you insult your m4. I bet you didn't even shoot expert and blame your bad marksmanship skills on a "broken" m68.

>>34890000
quads of truth

Mine was named "Not a Conscript" and sometimes I mistake it for her twin sister "Decided not to Serve".

>>34888990
>names gun after a coalburner

checks out.

>>34900335
>britbong
>didn't use jam to lubricate the L85A2
>anti-jamming jam.

>>34888836
I did basic in '05 and no one named their rifle. I remember in Full Metal Jacket they also slept with their rifle. We locked ours up at night. Is my experience typical or is it POG only basic that does that.

>>34907702
We did it at Ft Sill for 68W BCT
Its prolly a POG thing

>>34907702
>he was a mehreen

>>34907743
Yeah, but a lot of military shit is the same in every branch.

>>34900883
The L85 is just fuckin trash

>>34902297
Maybe I got a lemon then. I maintained it fine

>>34907659
I lubed the shit outa that kike

>>34888850
I wish I had a fucking m4 and CCO. I had M16A2's and the newer M855A1 ammo, which by the way is 1) shittier than M855 and M193, and 2) has a higher chamber pressure which resulted in 5 of the rifles in my training class have locking lugs snap on their fucking bolts while at the range.

>>34907743
In the mehreen pogs and infantry do same boot camp. He clearly did Army OSUT, or whatever it's called.

Get your shit talk on the level, civilian.

Elle

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Gretel

>>34888990
You fucked your gun on the tax payers euro?

Mirin

>>34888836

Shaniqua

>Because my A2 was black and loud, and alot of guys slept with it

>>34889038
If american kids were always like this we'd be speaking german or russian right now.

>>34888836
Hulka

>>34888836
>Naming a weapon
Legit autism
It's a fucking tool

>>34910518

Better men than you have done far more autistic things.

>>34888847
But what if it's conscription?????????