Can we agree that he is the most /k/ character of all time?

"I have never heard of The Punisher": the thread.

>not John Matrix

The guy from that Atlantis movie

Wanna know how I know you're 12? Because you didn't choose the guy who blackjacked his way through their whole convoy, blinded their leader and took a bath with breastmilk as the most /k/ character of all time 0- and he was in the same fucking movie.

That's how I know you're 12.

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Not Todd from Soldier. Tsk tsk.

>>34887047
>first movie with a Mark 23
Yes.

>>34887047
>weaponized autism.

Sounds about right.

>>34886979
Nah, of all time is either Burt Gummer or Dale Gribble.

can we all agree that you don't need to post this every day you autistic fuck

>>34886979
SING BROTHER HECKLER
SING BROTHER KOCH
SING
SING

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>>34886979
Not at all.

Come on guys, realistically he's not the most badass or fit or anything like that.
BUUUUUt he is a fucking psycho obsessed with guns and covered in ammo.
Extra points for bodyguard with a nigrigged (original) m83 battle jacket>>34886979
I'd say OP has it. I reached the same conclusion a while ago

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>>34886979
>Not Rusty Shackleford

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>>34886979
That's not Burt Gummer

>>34886996
I'm dying brah
kek/10

>>34887022
I honestly think the bullet farmers more /k/
>fetishistic obsession with guns
>attempts at being preachy and edgy
>woefully incompetent, gets blinded and killed with zero to no fanfare.
Face it, he has more in common with the fat neckbearded /k/ommando then an actual badass like Max ever did.

>>34886979
yes

>>34887001
he just liked explosives, not guns

>>34886990
>worshipping the king of edgelords and gaudy "tactical" gear

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>>34887201
>>34890049
these boys get it

https://youtu.be/qFNBUs7O-h4

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Nah, it's between Mike from Spaced and Dale Gribble.

Mike:
>couldn't get into the army due to shitty eyes
>kicked out of the TA for trying to invade paris with a stolen chieften tank
>pretends to be a soldier
>has a bunch of guns
>fat
>spends time reassembling an mp5 with a blindfold on
>gets hit on by an alcoholic cougar
>ambiguous sexuality


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8vMkDqMaVs

01:45 sums up /k/ pretty well.

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"Oddball: These engines are the fastest in any tanks in the European Theater of Operations, forwards or backwards. You see, man, we like to feel we can get out of trouble, quicker than we got into it.
Kelly: Got any other secret weapons?
Oddball: Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down."

>>34888054
This man is correct. Dale Gribble is the embodiment of /k/

>>34887201
Burt

>>34890508

Movie?

>>34891949
You serious?

It's Kelly's Heroes!

>>34887126
>>34887191
>>34888054
>>34890049
These are the /k/est characters.

>>34891964
The best goddamn movie I ever watched growing up. I wore the VHS out. Never watched it again until I found a DVD copy in a walmart up north.

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on my must watch list of /k/ movies

>>34892567
>>34891964
>>34890508
I loved the General in that movie.

>listening to the radio conversation of the American units advancing on German lines
>random Private comes in to talk to him
"Not now son, the game is on!"

>>34892567
I liked the remake. Fury with Brad Pitt.

>>34892567
Anti-right-wing propaganda

>>34893039
In what way?

>>34890399
>under the shoulder
hollywood tier bullshit

>>34893389
Because the Nazis are the bad guys. Like most /pol/acks, he's too stupid to realize that the Nazis weren't actually right wing.

>>34893460

Underarm assault position. It's a thing they used to do, like chickenwinging.

>>34893464
I mean, did he even watch the movie? At the very end the Americans make a deal with the Germans to split the gold and go home.

>>34893460
He was shooting at something that literally erupted through the floor of his basement not more than 15feet away.

>>34893514
Probably not.

I'd like to do some testing to determine the IQ of the average /pol/smoker. I imagine it's not very high.

>>34893561
The whole "Nazis did nothing wrong!" meme needs to die, but there's a few decent threads on /pol/ in the sea of shilling, racism, and bullshit. Most of them are just pissed off at the world and need something to be a part of so they shitpost and channel their anger in a nonconstructive manner.

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>>34893464
>Nazis weren't actually right wing

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>>34890399
>real fucking nato does nothing
I need to reevaluate my future gun buying choices and fit a howdah pistol in there at least.

>>34893597
>Most of them are just pissed off at the world and need something to be a part of so they shitpost and channel their anger in a nonconstructive manner.
Yeah, I agree. I just like ribbing them because they're easily triggered. Ultimately I feel sorry for them more than anything, and blame the Neo-Progressives and the spineless Liberals who let them take over the Left. If it weren't for leftist identity politics, these kids wouldn't have been dispossessed to the point where they're driven to Nazism.

>>34893634
Look into Hitler's actual policies. He seized private property and industry, introduced a fuckload of social programs, used the State to control and plan the economy, confiscated guns and played collectivist identity politics. He was a Socialist with a few right-wing ideas on immigration and cultural traditionalism. He called it the National *Socialist* Party for a reason.

>>34893774
We really need good old fashioned values to return to America. And I don't mean back in the day when minorities couldn't vote. I mean when Boyscouts were a big part of the average youth's life, when Highschool's sponsored target shooting matches, when it wasn't looked down upon to want to raise a family if you had the financial means to do so.

We need a new grass roots style of group that isn't extreme one way or the other that we can take part in that actually benefits us. Hell, we need an adult version of the Boyscouts.

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>>34889565
>>34888054

>>34893821
So much this. We need a return to Liberal values. Not Liberal in the modern sense where it's just a generic term for Leftist, but the Enlightenment Liberalism that America was founded upon. Meritocracy, self-government, responsibility, capitalism, entrepreneurship, contributing to your community instead of sitting on your ass and begging the government to do it or saying "fuck you, got mine". The shit that made America great.

I think it's coming. Eventually the silent majority of reasonable people who don't give a fuck about politics are going to get fed up of all the bullshit from both sides.

>>34886979
He is more of a Grand Deciple of the Kube.

Dale is most /k/. The Bullet Farmer certainly makes it on the list.

>sing Deciple Heckler
>sing Deciple Koch
You can't call that not /k/

>>34893821
>boyscouts
When young men were allowed and rewarded their ingenuinity. Teaching how to make and use basic tools. Sounds like good times, born in wrong decade, wrong country.
I envy shop class from burgers to this day. Our shop class was a joke, we never got to wrench on cars or similar.

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>>34893940
I know that feel my friend. It blows my mind that this picture was taken in the basement of the Gym at Berkley in California back in the 40s. We can't gloss over the issues that our nations faced back in the day, but the loss of what were at the time, common and incredibly useful skills and classes is more than tragic.

>>34893866
Yeah. I like the idea of a summer camp or something along those lines where young men and /k/ommandos in general could enjoy a couple weeks of learning basic skills that are becoming more and more uncommon. Setting rabbit snares, dressing/cleaning a deer, fire starting, target shooting (a lot of /k/ommandos could use that), wilderness survival, heck maybe even some basic history classes on war and military tactics for fun.

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>>34893866
The silent majority doesn't care about those things man. Part of the reason that those (and I am one) kids are driven that far is in part, a rebellion against the modern world, and the people in it. As Autistic as it is , Normies don't give a shit about anything, and act like fucking sheep. As gay as it is, and I have yet to prove it.. but I almost think that a classical liberal culture can survive the massive population growth of the last couple decades.
As more people exist, less matter individually. Kinda why you don't see anything like Medieval bishops, skilled in the arts of war, oratory, faith, and leadership all in one anymore. People are just cogs.
And those who actually care? Who long ago would have had bright futures as upstanding men of old Europa? Are embittered as their so called "Countrymen" squander all that their ancestors worked for on foreigners and those Anathema to reason and order. They see the masses forget faith and decency, and fall feet first into that decadence which has been the sign of the fall of empire. And they come to a choice, either abandon the liberal experiment, or face annihilation. It's not 100% true, but it's something close.

I honestly just wanted to play video games, now look what they made me do.

>>34894173
>can survive
My bad, CANNOT survive the population growth.

>>34888054
>>34890049
These are the correct answer

>>34886979
Too bad he didn't do fuck-all in the movie.

That movie sucked anyway.

>>34890419
The only awnser

>>34894515
>That movie sucked anyway.
Edgy contrarian detected

>>34894694
It's edgy to have taste now? It was bullshit all the way through. Just shit all over the Mad Max franchise.

>>34894855
What makes you say that? I mean it's ok to disagree with the majority of people that watched the movie and liked it, but why didn't you like it?

>>34894855
>he didn't like "90 minutes of fast car chases and gun battles with explosions with a few 5 minute pit stops for story"
I would also like to call you an edgy contrarian

>>34895198
>>34895222
Because 90 minutes of car chases and gun battles with explosions does not a movie make.

>>34886979
>Can we agree that he is the most /k/ character of all time?
A fat underage neckbeard?

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>>34894173
same here bruh

>>34894855
Bullshit. The Road Warrior was better, true, but Fury Road comes in second imho. Thunderdome was infinitely worse. THAT was a movie that shat all over the Mad Max franchise.

>>34895285
t. man who has never seen Road Warrior

>>34888054
This isn't pol tho

>>34895564
I'd say Dale is more /x/ than /pol/ if anything. He's a conspiracy theorist, not a neo-nazi.

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>>34886979

Nope.

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>>34890399
>no cute country gal to shoot guns at ayylamos with

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>>34895525

Thunderdome is great. Fury Road is better; but Thunderdome is still good fun even if it drags a little in the second act.

Road Warrior>>Fury Road>Thunderdome=Mad Max.

>>34895611
He's antigun

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This specimen is the embodiment of /k/

>>34895704

The actor is.

As if I give a fuck about actor's opinions. 90% of them just think what they're told to.

>>34895576
I agree. That episode where he has a midlife crisis and goes ultra Patriotic was hilarious.

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>>34895576

/pol/ aren't all nazis, though the 14 year olds who bring their identity politics bullshit over here are.

At present I'd say its about 20% Libertarian, 10% brownshirt dipshit nazis, 20% alt right reddit immigrants, 10% communists and socialists, 10% paleo conservatives and 30% shareblue neoliberal trolls.

>>34895684
Mad Max is the best you fucking niggers

>>34895684
Thunderdome was retarded. It was a pussy-ass PG-13 Hollywood corporate cash grab. The violence and the stunts was lame and toned down. The second half was not Mad Max at all, in fact it was part of an entirely different script originally but the studio insisted on putting it in to make the story more family friendly. The pig farts thing was incredibly stupid. Mad Max Rockatansky, a man who is primarily famous for being an amazing driver, drives NO CARS in the entire movie, unless you count his camel cart or the pig fart train in the final chase. There were some good moments in the first half, and Master-Blaster was great, but that doesn't make up for everything else being dumb.

The original Mad Max movie isn't nearly as bad. It's just a little slow and low-budget.

>>34895704
I like to think that I can separate an artist from their art.

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>>34895851

It definitely has the best ending with the hacksaw and the opening scene with the night rider is great. Likewise the fact that its set in a crumbling society and not a true post apocalypse makes it really unique.

But as much as the 2nd act in Thunderdome drags the 2nd act in Mad Max is even slower. Way too much time is dedicated to his family life. Maybe you can blame that on it being low budget; but frankly I think about ten minutes cut from the total run time would be an improvement.

>>34895863

>The pig farts thing was incredibly stupid

Methane power exists and it can be processed out of animal waste. Its actually one of the smarter bits of the film.

>a man who is primarily famous for being an amazing driver, drives NO CARS in the entire movie.

He drives a monster truck to clear the runway for the plane at the end. I'd agree the film could have used more car stunts.

>The second half was not Mad Max at all, in fact it was part of an entirely different script originally but the studio insisted on putting it in to make the story more family friendly.

Not even remotely correct. The post apocalyptic kids and their weird tribal mythology that they invented after their parents got killed off were actually the first idea that George Miller had for the film. I'd agree that they were my least favorite part of the film; but the fault for them lies with George Miller.

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TWO WORDS: SEA GAL

>>34894173
i don't want you to be right, but i worry you are

>>34890399
I will never not love the fuck out of this scene
>everyone thinking they ded, then the guns cracking in the distance
>the moment the wall of guns is revealed for the first time
>"broke into the wrong goddamn rec room didn't ya you bastard?!"

>>34893460
Quit being stupid, one the thing's inside of 10 feet and the size of a truck, it doesn't matter at that point he's not missing, two he was scrambling off the floor flat on his back into a hasty firing position, he changes to a better firing position after tossing his wife the mag

If you really want to autism out over something do it on how he holds the 8 gauge

>>34897201
>supposed to be super delta seal green beret
>never moves faster than a brisk walk.

That movie was awful.

>>34895490
Is that a General Sam thumbnail?

>>34898198
>welcome to every Segal movie for the last 15+ years

>>34898285

I read sergal movie.

>>34893634
Do you know what Nazi is a portmanteau of? National S O C I A L I S T

>>34886996
You're a funny guy Sully

You know when I said I'd kill you last?

>>34894173
>The silent majority doesn't care about those things man.
They will when it starts to affect them personally.

>I almost think that a classical liberal culture can't survive the massive population growth of the last couple decades.
The pendulum swings back and forth. Sometimes collectivism thrives. Sometimes individualism thrives. Individualism's time will come again.

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>>34894173
>Medieval bishops, skilled in the arts of war
Best unit Medieval 2