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Alright I got a story about how my knowledge of hand loading got me anal
>Be me
>Be 22 /k/omando who hasn't been laid in 10 months
>Meet girl on tinder 8/10 brunette libcuck
>Bullshit my way into hiking date
>Hatch plan
>Meticulously load 5 pellets of birdshot into 20g with a small load of cord
>Have /b/ro come to the trail before in ski mask with 20gauge from Dicks
>Wear leather jacket with textbook inside the inside pocket
>Walking down trail with 8/10 qt3.14
>/B/ro jumps out says some dumb dindu shit
>Say some dumb hero shit and step in front of her
>/B/ro shoots me in textbook
>Doesn't do shit to me cuz 20 w 5 pellets
>fake Wrestle bro grab gun and he darts
>She says some stupid shit like "That was so brave"
>Say cliche "That was the gentlemans thing to do"
>Go to drop her off, she says come in for coffee
>Things get hot
>she says "Anon I'll let you do anything"
>Anything?
>Put it in her butt
>Bitch says I love you
>Go home, have beer with /b/ro
>Unmatch her the next day
>Pic Related
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>>34885800
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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>>34885800
>things that never happened: the post
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>>34885800
ABC action news team 8 bringing you all the latest news that never happened.
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>>34885800
>Be me
>Be 22 /k/omando who hasn't been laid in 10 months
>Meet girl on tinder 8/10 brunette libcuck
>forget I am an autist
>diarrhea of the mouth
>she blocks me
fixed it for you
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>>34885800
sorry wrong pic.
Here she is.
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Pic of jacket for proof
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>>34885800
>she says come in for coffee
>tfw a woman I had a HUGE thing for when I was 22 asked me this one night at like 11pm
>mfw I literally said "I couldn't have coffee this late, I'd be up all night!"
How the fuck was I this autistic? It's been four years of intense working on myself to undo how clueless I was.
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>>34885998
>Used couch for sale, black leather
>Large-ish tear from our dog on back of cushion, you don't see it when it's put down though.
>Asking $45 obo
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>>34886105
Women need to learn to not be so goddamn subtle.
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>>34886190
A bitch asking you to come over for coffee means sex dude, well known shit
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>>34885886
Thats a lot of woman
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>>34886250
That's a really unremarkable amount of woman, enveloped in a significant amount of adipose tissue.
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