So.
-all names and descriptions of people and locations are changed for anonymity-
Anyone have any stories of times they thought a happening happened and they almost made themselves looks like an ass?
>be me
>innabedroom
>GOT 5th season
>fucking cersei is a cunt
>hear car alarm go of
[Niggers? In my driveway]
>look out yonder window
>dome light on in shit tier dodge avenger
>oh wait thats mine
>12:30am
>grab mossberg ati already loaded with buck
>hear door of garage open
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>[ThisEntersTheDwelling]
>turn on lights with shotgun around corner
Its muh fucking girlfriend
>left purse in car
>shiggity swooty i was gonna shoot that booty
Mfw
>>34876448
>cersei
>>34876467
oh wait thats what you meant with got shit am retarded