What does /k/ think of the current arsenal of the Secret Service?

>>34870433
That's a lot for one man to carry, but I'm up for it. Eh, @SecretService, you accepting job applications from /k/?

>>34870433
>No belt-feds
1/10

>>34870433
Do they seriously still use Uzis?

>>34870433
Obligatory sig drop test meme

>>34871467
They did during Obama, they left a micro-uzi at a hotel by accident.

>>34871467

why not? micro uzis are still more compact than MP5s and MP7s and its not like they aren't in production anymore.

>>34871467
Can you think of any other gun with that firepower that can be completely concealed? Aside from full-retard glocks which are impractical to use.

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>>34870433
Is that an SR-15?

>>34871715
define concealed, a P90 might be possible under a suit jacket

>>34870433
Needs an AUG

>>34871731
you watch hero academia too?

>>34870433
aside from the tavor it looks good desu. maybe a f2000 or mk 18 instead

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>>34871767
Of course.

>>34870433
It's a bit much.

>>34871746
You can also conceal that shotgun if you shove it up your ass.

>>34870433
2 of 4 pistols are drip safe

>>34871799
>drip safe
duh, polymer doesn't rust

>>34871455
I'm pretty sure they have a Minigun on a few vehicles. Although a 240 every Vehicle sounds nice.

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What gun?

>>34871848
FAMAS

>>34871848
L85

>>34871848
Golden Deagle USE

>>34871522
The stuff they claim as lost/stolen/broken is pretty crazy, a few years back they apparently "lost" an entire fucking Suburban. Guess it just up and drove off while they were plowing hookers.

>>34871848
MTar I think

>>34871912
MTAR doesn't have underbarrel rails. Prettt sure it's the L85

>>34870433
Why UZI and not TMP/MP9? Dont they make them in US nowadays?

>>34871925
Nah, the grip is clearly a FAMAS

>>34871848
Tavor.
It's shit.

>>34871925
Prettt sure you're brain damaged.

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>>34871972
I don't see any rails, do you?

>>34871835
Ok but what about on foot?

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>>34872017
Nope. That foregrip design means it's a Deagle Brand FAMAS

>>34871715
M10/11's and older cz scorpions come to mind

>>34872017
>I was just pretending to be retarded LOL EPIC BANTS

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a beretta raffica would be fucking neat. i wish they used those as well

>>34873084
>haha I was just pretending to call my retarded at pretening to pretend retarded while I will pretend that I'm retarded myself

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>>34871906

>>34871746
It wouldn't be concealed under that jacket, as far as submachine gun bullpups go, the P90 is pretty big

>>34870433
Why tavors? I'd imagine if they need a compact rifle they could get any amount of Mk 18s or other compact m4s they wanted.

>>34871715
Plenty.

Particularly the various machine pistols like the B&T MP9, Steyr TMP, HK MP7, etc etc. that do exactly the same fucking thing (retard high cyclic rate on something concealable with a stock), often in exactly the same fucking caliber, while being EVEN MORE compact and easy to control or offering some level of armor penetration (4.6x30, 5.7x28, 6.5CBJ, .22TCM, etc).

>>34871527
And they're fucking gangsta, I would want to keep them around too.

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>>34871906
>TFW you'll never go on a gnarly bender with the secret service
>Tfw you'll never get to do blow off a high-priced escort's tits while fondling fully automatic weapons and subsequently total a suburban you can list as "Lost"

Why even live.