What do?

>>34866504
Walk out the front door.

Open my window, knock out the screen, jump my back fence.

>>34866510


>>34866504


>>34866520

Hard mode: you have to kill at least 3 terrorists before making your escape. They are spaced evenly throughout your house.

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>>34866520
>I'd do the same
>>34866543
In this case
>take off pants
>masturbate
>run downstairs
>attempt to reach the steak knives
>dontstopjerkin.jpg
>grab steak knife
>attack nearest person
>only attempt to stab him in the ass
Hopefully this display of power will strike fear into the hearts of the other terrorist niggs.

>>34866504
>exit through the sleeping porch
>fetch out my tractor
>pick up LPG tank with rear forks
>duct tape lit road flairs to tank
>crash the whole goddamn thing into my house
>everyone dies
>???
>profit

I'd probably die.

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>when this radio goes quiet, put all the napalm you've got right on my position

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>>34866504
>Lay in bed
>Getting "comfy"

Anon we both know I'm an alcoholic diagnosed with PTSD who drinks and sleeps on the couch ever since the wife moved out.

There's no way this scenario plays out. Also "you have no guns". What in the fuck? You come to the weapons board and try to force me to larp that I don't have any? Bite my bird.

>>34866504
so in this parallel universe i'm unarmed? i still have my lvl4 armor and m40 gasmask right? i'd fashion a crude spear don my mask and armor, mix ammonia and bleach from under my bathroom sink and arm my monitored security system, not sure how they got past that in the first place.