What's your plan of attack /k/?
>>34865311
MOAB carpet bombing
>>34865311
Shoot all the babies one by one and watch his expression as he slowly realizes that his plan has failed.
Agent Orange will be on this operation with his sidekick, Willy Pete.
>>34865311
spetznaz style
>11 hostages
>one perp
>12 body bags
>or in this case, 2 body bags and 10 of those ziploc freezer bags
>>34865311
>>34865311
Use a flamethrower and kill it with fire.
>>34865342
>Not just stuffing them all into one large body bag
>>34865311
Hang him somehow.
What is the "T Zone" for $ 500, Alex?
>>34865346
Welcome back
>>34865311
Seeing as I have dozens of babies strapped to me I don't know why I'd be attacking anyone
>>34865785
If he falls a baby goes squish. That's why you T zone with a spear gun, stick his head to the wall and be won't fall over.
>>34865311
what is this from?
and did it work?
>>34865311
This is fucking gold
>>34865808
Babbies bounce. I like where your head is at kid, got to keep junior safe
>>34865822
punisher comic
>>34866165
Baby isn't going to bounce when a 200 pound man lands on top of him
Shoot him. Any idiot can make a baby.
>>34865311
Shoot gun hand with carbine.
Charge in and hold his bitch ass up by his hair and shoot him in the face at point blank with pistol
Yell at hostage until she unstraps all the babies from his back so I can drop him.
>>34866174
omelets
>>34865311
Purge the whole place with fire. If there's a gas stove, turn it on.
Shoot gun inside the building so the babies all start wailing in his ears. Forcing people to listen to recordings of babies crying is a literal method of torture, so I don't think the guy thought things through when a dozen or so newborns are crying, shitting, and vomiting all over him.
>>34865311
Channel inner spetsnaz and kill everyone and call it a day.
>>34866461
He really didn't think that one through.
>>34865311
you do realized that there is nothing covering his head right, the babies are only on his body
>>34865311
Flamethrower
>>34865311
Is there even a question ?
>>34866915
Right, he realized that. That's why he said "you can't do anything to me, because I'll fall and squish a baby."
Mind you, being around that many screaming shit machines for long enough would make you want to shoot the babies and consider it a bonus if you killed the guy wearing them.
>>34865822
No.
They threw a noose around his neck and hung the guy.
>>34866987
see pic
>>34865346
My favorite kommando