No guns, condo is with open gates (literally) wtf do i do?

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The only things i have for a defense are 3 practice wooden swords, a kitchen knife and a replica scutum (pic related)

>>34863606
That's a pretty nice shield.

>>34863630
thanks

>>34863597
Call the person you are leasing from and let them know you pay for a secure garage, not one where assholes leave the doors wide open.

Go sit on your car hood and make sure nobody bothers it. Nobody should bother you if you sit there on the hood of your car.

Or just don't give a fuck. You don't need to guard the garage if your shit isn't in there.

Got to say, I have no idea what your security problem is here.

>>34864008
Thanks for the answer, managed to close the door by pulling a pin. The problem is that every single day there are more reports on my region of gangs breaking into buildings and an open gate with no one around is a colossal target on our backs.

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>>34863606
>new imagining some /k/ommando responding to a threat in full Roman armor saying "are you not entertained?"

>>34864087
well theres a colossal amount of bureaucracy for getting a gun in this shithole. So i've figured that investing in a roman kit would be the logical second option.
Only have the shield and the wooden sword so far but I'll probably grab the sword as soon as i have the money

>>34863597
Spears, and lots of them, get a vase and just leave a few of them in there

Not even proper spears, just ductape some knives on the end of brooms and there's a spear
When the intruder is in a narrow hallway, and hopefully he doesn't have a gun, chuck a spear at him and if he picks it up, charge at him with the other spears you have and get him in the nape when he's bent down

If you have roomies, setup formation, spears work best as group weapons

>>34864168
Good idea, ill try to invest on some pillae as well

>>34864121
Out of curiosity op what freedom-hating shithole do you live in?

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>>34865209
motherfucking brazil. I lurk here everyday , you have no idea just how jelly i am of all of you. Even the commiefornia guys

>>34863597
Condo's exist in America too anon.

>>34863597
get your landlord and get him to make a way to close the door

>>34863597
Get yourself pillums and a hq gladius with that

>>34865315
Godspeed anon. Get you a do you have body armor? If so, i'd love to see pics.

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>>34865315
Man. Every time I get mad about what I'm not allowed to have i'll remember your plight, and be grateful for what I have.

Wait. No. I'll get even fucking madder that I can't get heavier shit and remember that the fucking Nanny state wants me to be as helpless as you are. FUCKING GOVERNMENT FUCKS

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34865315
>motherfucking brazil

It seems like you've got plainclothes police all over the country that do nothing except shoot people holding up convenience stores they happen to be in at the time.

>>34863597
>take your trusty spoon wrapped in cloth out of your pocket
>run it against pavement a dozen times
>use an ad-hoc sharpening stone if your locality lacks paved surfaces
>charge up apartment block/condo with sharpened spoon shouting nonsense
>meet your destiny

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>>34865315
You are in Brazil and cant get a gun? Wtf? I thought it was chock full of illegal weapons because of the drug trade?

Are machetes legal where you live? I'd imagine they'd still have for yard work and brush clearing.

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>>34863597

usually garage doors have a manual release of some sort. utilize it and then pull the door shut.

>>34863606
grab the knife and the shield and clear the building yourself, the Goddess Fortuna favors the bold

>>34865315
Aonde vive no Brasil? Eu vive em Commiefornia mas ainda assim tenho 27 armas; desculpa pra o Portugues horriviel eu nasci em São Paulo mas mudou para ca quando eu fui um crianca

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>>34866537
HEY!
you want to talk mexican join another thread, a mexican one, this here is an American thread, we speak American

>>34864168
Don't forget to post pics

>>34868593
kek