Why are the Marines still a dep't of the navy?

Because the dept of education has already washed their hands of them!

>>34859077
They are too stupid to have all the required jobs for a real branch

>>34859077
What the fuck is going on with that thing on the left?

>>34859170
She's smiling.

It's an action sometimes spontaneously performed by people who aren't bitterly depressed.

Weird, I know.

>>34859077
>Despite Secretary Forrestal's prediction, the Corps faced an immediate institutional crisis following the war due to the low budget. Army generals pushing for a strengthened and reorganized defense establishment attempted to fold the Marine mission and assets into the Navy and Army. Drawing on hastily assembled Congressional support, and with the assistance of the so-called "Revolt of the Admirals", the Marine Corps rebuffed such efforts to dismantle the Corps, resulting in statutory protection of the Marine Corps in the National Security Act of 1947.[58] Shortly afterward, in 1952 the Douglas–Mansfield Act afforded the Commandant an equal voice with the Joint Chiefs of Staff on matters relating to the Marines and established the structure of three active divisions and air wings that remain today.

they would've been mostly absorbed into the army if the navy didn't step in. they also don't have the funding to become their own true entity either. their amphibious means are getting downsized each year.

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>>34859170
It's a crazy idea, but shes enhoying herself it seems. Might be hard to comprehend throguh all your bitter years of shitposting and self diagnosed depression, but some people really do enjoy life.

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>>34859194
> she

>>34859170
Looks like a fuckton of concealer, foundation, and bronzer

>>34859916
I think hes referring to the dead fish eyes and plasticy skin, no need to get all heated up about it.

>>34859916
>but some people really do enjoy life.
probably not you though.

>>34859094
Kek

>>34859077
>Why

it can be no other way

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

>>34859077
They need adult supervision.

>>34859077
Because the Navy is going to take me to fight anyone who needs an ass whooping.

I just need an army intelligence guy to find where you posted, then a former Navy guy who does Uber will pick up this former Marine and I'll fuck your sister. In front of you.

Also, I didn't bring any cash so go pay the guy.

>>34859077
There is something extremely unsettling about that woman's face.

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>>34860174
>tfw you get hazed so much you become a tranny

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>>34859094