ITT WE PRETEND TO BE OPERATORS

>>34857311
* BANG *

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34857311
>Hard copy sergeant, what's your Q-Clearance code?

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<AWACS> Sky-Eye here, from now on you will be flying under your call sign, Mobius 1.

>>34857311
If you don't know your RoE, why are even there, fucktard?

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>>34857372
"Today's my birthday! A victory sure would be nice."

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>be 5'8, 230lbs, 45 years old but chewing has aged me at least 8 years
>divorced, kid is shorter and fatter than me, turned out to be an anti gun commie
>at least i have my AR
>go to bar one night to pick up some hawt chicks
>gotta hide my texan accent because these ladies nowadays are more into the urban lifestyle
>for some reason my pickup line about slam firing her buttstock isnt working and now im winded from running to the bathroom to wipe off the martini some bitch splashed in my face
>got into my 2004 ford f250 and rolled coal all the way home
>pulled over on the way for excessive emissions, fucking hippies
>whacked off to whacked out sports (ha, funny!) and went to bed