/k/ related fuckups

>>34854544
That girl looks like she's questioning all of her life choices.

9mm is cheaper than .40 and a pistol caliber carbine is really only useful for having fun so I don't see how you fucked up here.

Also, this thread is shit.

>>34854544
OP if you had bought anything in .40 you wouldve fucked up

>>34854544
getting the stamps backwards in a marlin and accidently buying a post buy out one.

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>>34854544

Where can I get a job where I spray whores with a water hose? what is the pay like?

>>34854544
How do we get all of the furries on /k/ to submit as hard as she is?

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>>34854684
>tfw you will never hose down a slut with a garden hose in front of your boys
feelsbadman

>>34854544

>just watering the thot

>>34854544
>50 dudes watching some slut get sprayed with a waterhose
>murrica

>>34854871
Fuck. That pic sums up America man.

>>34854599
This is what a worthless degree will get you.

>>34855299
Connect the url that Trudeau's Wife!!!
http://www.worldsta

rhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhvr91JenpBpi5Eeue

>>34854544
Bought the wrong kind of safe

I ordered a WASR off Sportsman's Guide on Friday for $530 and I'm still waiting on it to ship

one time I bought the wrong size shotgun shell

>>34855780
I've heard they take their time getting stuff shipped out. Just have to wait.

>>34855923
I know, It's not really that big of a deal I'm just anxious to see what kind of condition it comes out in

>>34855923

This. Waited almost three weeks for a purchase to send one time.

After using a slut, the polite thing to do is to hose her off for the next guy.

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>>34854544
Well.
>Month ago from now
>Desperately want to go from noguns to hasguns especially since I ended my neet status recently and finally got a job
>Search online like an autismo for months before that and decided on a sig p2022
>I went to my local gunstore with my money burning in my wallet.
>Go to the section with sigs
>Looking on the wall for the sig 2022 and can't find it
>Start to feel disappointed but then realize why I didn't see it. It was a fucking ugly desert tan that made me not even notice it at first
>Get with a salesman and ask him right off the bat if they have one in black
>"No."
>I ask him to hold it anyways and try to like it but just can't bring myself to it
>I've rented a glock before and was not into getting it and my money was all there ready to turn me into a hasguns so I wanted to buy something there and now
>Think about falling back on a S&W M&P 9MM full size but then the sig p320 catches my eye
>It looks nice and at the moment it was regarded as on par with glock's reliability
>asked to hold that and I loved the feel and look
>bought that shit
>fire it and still love it

Man now this drop shit came out. I never was into the whole brand loyalty shit and gave no fucks about the military crap. Now this gun is basically glocknade 2.0 memewise cause they fucked up.

>>34856903
How did you manage to get a job? NEET here, I keep getting applications shot down.

>>34856903
just wait for the fix and don't drop it on concrete floor

>>34854544
damn she looks like jlaw

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>>34854544
Umm, uhh, tsss, uhh..
go away alphabet man.

>wife needs carry gun
>trade in beat FN 1910 for a Beretta PX4sc
>Zip tied because FFL had gun show that weekend, and its Monday.
>Get home, and show wife how it works just like her 92fs
>except safety doesn't drop hammer and its an F model.
>Will drop if slide and frame squeezed together.
>Call Beretta who ends up completely replacing it for free and under 3 weeks.
>Should have just bought the M9A1 Compact Inox that was on sale for only $100 more because it has Commiestate 10 round magazines.

>>34854544
You would've fucked up if you bought it in .40 S&W rather than 9mm. So you're good.

>>34857006
das rite

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>>34857006
I just mentally entered alert phase.

>>34856903
>ABLOO BLOO BLOO: The post
faggot, wait a week, check sig's website. free "upgrades" for all who want it to M17 spec (non SIGnade) details available next monday.

>>34857006
Fuck I can hear the noise too.

>>34854544
The last one? Buying two Arsenal AK rifles that are pretty much made to be SBRs after I cut the barrels rather than getting some AK "pistols" and arm braces. At the time shouldering braces was "illegal". However, I do prefer having the actual correct stocks anyway. I have LOTS of /k/ related fuckups, that was just the latest.

>>34854544
>>34854599
It's been almost a decade, but I recognize the building and pool in that shot.

They basically do twerking and dance competitions, so I'd reckon that she's in the middle of shaking her ass hard (as opposed to just kneeling there taking a hose).

>>34855264
as if you'd look away. don't try to lie to yourself.

Got a nice Bulgarian Makarov, was taking the extractor out for cosmoline removal purposes. Tool slipped and I scratched the shit out of it. Every time I look at it that's all I see.

On the plus side I just snagged an LCP II for $199.

>>34854871
Aww

>>34854871
id just walk up and hand gramps a cyanide pill and tell him im sorry.

>>34855264
You mean exercising their right to watch a distinguished and respectable lady exercise her right to dance on a stage and be sprayed by water by someone who is exercising his right to spray a distinguished and respectable lady with a water hose

>>34854544
Your only fuck up is wishing you had bought a Sub 2k in .40.

What fucking kind of mongoloid wishes for this?

Bought a M9 instead of a CZ

I feel for the nugget meme. Sure I got in while they were still cheap, but the rifle sucks in every possible way.

>>34856633
Damnit Carlos, make sure to use your image next time!

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>>34858879
Made that same mistake myself, anon.

>Saturday at estate auction
>kind of interested in a Winchester Model 12 in 16 gauge
>really interested in an all original
1898 Krag
>has surface rust down the bore, but could still see rifling, I was still gonna try it if it went for a decent price
>someone else wanted it more. I let it go for $525
>right after it sells my friends and I are talking about how we are kind of shocked that someone else wanted it
>didn't really hear the auctioneer, but I coulda swore I heard "Winchester" and "12"
>win the shotgun for $200
>"up next is a Winchester Model 12 in 16 gauge."
>wtfdidibuy.png
>bought a Wards Western Field Model 60 in 12 gauge
>paid $200 for a $150 shotgun
>notice it has a crack in the buttstock that needs pinned
>other than some blueing wear and some wear on the wood finish it's in decent shape. Seems to function well

I didn't even want the damn shotgun. Oh well I guess. Just need to pay fucking attention in the future. I scored a basically brand new 18 gun Sentinal gun cabinet for $60 at a different auction that day. So I'm happy for that.

>>34854544
>buy an 80% lower
>fuck up using my father in laws old as shit drill press and drill out the bottom of it.
>buy another one and try to use a dremel this time
>didn't buy a strong enough dremel, this one doesn't go fast enough and just ends up melting the polymer while cutting tiny layers off
>eventually get it drilled out, but it's uneven on all sides, the hole I drilled for the trigger spring is too big and it won't sit straight
>couldn't buy a completed receiver yet because my license was suspended from an unpaid ticket and I couldn't transfer it to the state I now live until the paperwork and fines went through

Finally like 3 months later I got my license reinstated and just went to buy a completed receiver, but yeah, what should have been a $450 AR project turned into a $675 shitfest, with $225 spent on receivers and tools.

>>34858910
How so? If it was cheap and goes bang when you pull the trigger that's all anybody ever claimed was good about it.

>>34856940
Apply at a hospital in the kitchen, transportation or "environmental services" aka the janitors. They are all entry level positions and they always need tons of people. Kitchen and janitor can be really busy, but you will get hired.

>>34858360
i wouldn't be anywhere near there.

>>34859131
It shoots about an 8 inch group at 100 yards with a perfect crown and barrel, while people on /k/ talk about theirs being 2 or 3 MOA guns. And not just talking about the Finn guns either, just plain old 91/30's which is what I bought.
Also I completely removed all the cosmoline from the outside and inside of the action, including the chamber, inside the bolt, everywhere, and it still takes a hammer force blow with my hand to open the bolt on it.
I didn't expect to get a super smooth tack driver, but 8 MOA is not acceptable. Neither is that bolt.
I'm just going to hope the prices continue to go up and one day I'll sell it and buy something decent.

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>>34858910
>go to range
>set up targets
>attempt to pull a Mad Minute with my Nugget to the chagrin of the line of old fudds meticulously sighting in their rifles
>follow it up with a few slamfire magdumps from my Norinco trench gun
the Nugget is good at going bang, hitting things within 200 yards and being really loud. That's all I ever wanted it to do so I'm more than satisfied.

>>34854599
>That girl looks like she's questioning all of her life choices
She's just concentrating on the twerk.

>>34859188
>the line of old fudds meticulously sighting in their rifles
I brought my AK to the range to sight it and all the deer fudds were pissed. Felt good man!

>>34859203
She's a basic bitch white girl with no ass of which to twerk.

>>34859237
Just because she's not nigger thicc (obese from fried chicken) doesn't mean she's got no ass. You can see her round ass cheeks in the pic.

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>>34854544
Thats a real mona-lisa-type look she's got going

Anyway I bought a p238, rainbow titanium. Typical Sig shit, stovepiping, double feeds, just garbage.

Call customer service, woman is just rude, eventually tells me and I quote,
>"a man shouldn't own a pink gun"
I'm thinking to myself "bitch then why did you sell it to me?"

Of course, they wouldn't fix the thing, they offered to send me a different recoil spring that did fuckall. Sold that POS and never looked back

>mfw people are just now realizing Sig is fucking trash
like the tea party-themed "special freedom editions" weren't enough of a give away?

>>34859459
That's because her legs are spread apart which gives the illusion that her ass has curves. Girls don't have to be fat to have an ass. They just have to do some squats.

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>>34859507
>p238, rainbow titanium

>>34860117
I'm not, but either way it's no excuse for shitty customer service.

Also
>he doesn't like shiny, brightly-colored objects
must be a sad life

>>34860117
Kid on the right, obviously hiding his homosexuality for fear of adult reprisal. Middle kid obviously drowning in pussy, left kid future sex offender.

>>34854684
Panama City Beach, Florida

>>34854544
women should be in cages!

>>34859158
>TFW you work in environmental services doing an easy job

I spend half my 8 hour shift on my phone watching youtube vids are reading forums. Best job ever.

>>34862064
what's the pay? in what city? (or one close by if you are spergy like that.)

>>34854599
no. she loves the attention. she craves it. just like the miles of dick she takes every weekend.

she is a poster child of what happens to loli/daddy's girls after they turn 16.

>>34860329
>left kid future sex offender
yeah but bois or grils?
>or both...

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>>34859188
>Norinco trench gun

I want one of those so goddamn bad its not even funny. My Garand and 1911a1 need a friend to complete the trifecta. Then I can go shoot 3-gun and pretend Im a WWII badass.

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>>34854599
>That girl looks like she's questioning all of her life choices.

Women don't question their life choices. That's on par with a cow questioning its life choices. They are 100% instinct.

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>>34856903
Yeah. It's impossible for Glocks to be drop fired...

Nice Turd, Anon

>>34858879
>>34859051
>implying the M9 isn't infinitely better

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>>34854871
>Oscar cannot hide his disappointment in Brent

>>34854599
na shes just lusting over all those chads cock

btw check that nigs face kek

>>34859237
I like flat white buttstock. Anyone who disagrees is crazy

>>34862880
go for it fampai, they're a ton of fun and not even that expensive. They're ~$300 where I am, slightly more if you want the whole bayonet lug/heat shield package.

I'm a Norinco collector and I think they're by far the most underrated guns out of what's been imported.

>>34863870
What in the actual fuck

You're a canuck arent you? Norinco shit is nowhere near that price or availability stateside.

If you're down for a meetup to purely talk about international relationships and ABSOLUTELY NOT smuggling arms across borders hmu.

I need that chinkshit so bad. Last gunshow I was at had a couple of fudds with a legit trench gun, with bayo lug/heatshield covered in cerakote and other shit for a gorillion dollars. I seriously considered a run at liberating it from those horrible people.

>>34864095
>You're a canuck arent you? Norinco shit is nowhere near that price or availability stateside.
no, I'm a Jew Yorker. None of the Norinco shotguns are particularly expensive, sometimes a fudd might want a retarded price for a 1897 but that's not the norm.

>If you're down for a meetup to purely talk about international relationships and ABSOLUTELY NOT smuggling arms across borders hmu.
the only bits and bobs of Chinkshit missing from my collection are the stuff exclusive to Canuckland, if anybody wants to lose something on the border I won't lose any sleep over it either.

(^:

>>34862064

Fellow EVS fag here. I do the same shit. Specially when I get out in oncology. Takes 40 mins to clean up, spend other 7 hours fucking around on the phone.

>>34862771
I been at mine for a few yrs, only work nights (Shift differential) I get 19 an hour doing a job that a retard could do. WA fag too.

>>34863349
Can you get your helper to clarify for you?

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>>34865841
food help helper not come today.

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>>34863624

>>34863624
"Hands out of the water!"

>>34866062
Hes fucking the leaf filter/catcher thing

>>34854544
I got drunk and bought a PD trade in G22 on gunbroker just to convert it to .357 Sig for a goofy range toy. picking it up tomorrow and I already felt guilty buying ammo for it today.