https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPanW0QWhA
>boston dynamics gets massive contract for 4-legged dog-bots, and night mare shit like the two-legged, jumping one in the video above
>U.S. Marines order a few thousand
>straps large quantities of explosives to these things
>some of these retarded things move at 28+ MPH
>Be Habibi
>Be behind roadblock with other Habibis
>Hear the drone of electronics and solenoids and faint mariachi music
>Confusion ensues
>Hear banging
>Getting scared
>Mariachi shit getting louder
>Banging getting louder
>Guys start breaking position
>Curiosity kills the sand person
>Peaks over road-block
>Large robotic hound, covered in nipple tassles, dildos, and painted neon pink running full-bore, scary fucking fast directly at position, blasting mariachi music
>Lot's of guys start breaking position
>Thing literally jumps the fucking roadblock and detonates mid-flight above Habibis with 100lbs charge of composite explosive
>faint cheering from rooftops around city
>>34843443
Wait, I have vague memory of this, when was this discussion?
>>34843607
Many moons ago.
>>34843443
>detonates mid-flight
Why not just have it lob or carry the explosives to the area instead? Or load it up with an MG or two and have some fag in California pilot it
>>34843728
>because taste of own medicince
>>34843728
And risk the arabs getting mini mechs?
>>34843443
I remember, comrade
>>34843803
Fuck those greentexts from that thread were fucking beautiful.