What do you say /k/?

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>>34842133
>go on then, put it out and see for yourself

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>>34842133
I only compensate for windage and drop.

No, I buy all these guns so that everybody can know exactly what I've got down there.

"Wanna find out?"

>>34842156
tyvm for the chad meme

you have any more?

yes.

People who get dicks and guns confused have no experience with either.

>>34842133
"Do you often think about other mens dicks?"

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>>34842430

>>34842529
"Wow dude. Do you always try to find a way to make fun of homosexuals?"

>>34842133
"I could show you if you'd like but you have to let me finish inside."

>>34842133
I can see some people falling into that category. But the same can be said for people that buy fast cars, big houses, a collection of knives. I say relax, its just a hobby.

>>34842133
Yeah, I'm compensating for my dick's inablilty to throw small chunks of lead at very high speed.

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>>34842430

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>>34843790

>>34842133
Wanna see for yourself?

>>34842133
>>"Do you buy all these guns so nobody knows you're lacking down there"
i dont say anything. i drop my pants and show her that i bring the meat.

>>34843943
>Pulls off pants
>It's another gun

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>>34842133
"No, I buy them to advertise my size"

Then I cry when they point out I'm carrying a 10mm.

>>34842133
No, i buy guns specifically to signal that i dont have anything down there. Wanna see for yourself, faggot?

>>34843790
MOAR

>>34842133
i have a large penis.

>>34844114
yes

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I buy small guns to make my dick look bigger.

>Pic what I'm carrying right now

>>34842133
"As a low-income, African/Asian American transman, that's roughly four directly bigoted comments and like 25 microaggressions."

>>34842133
I don't know about your sick fantasys, but I do not intend using my guns to fuck women with as a replacement for my penis, so stop asking me those creepy questions you weirdo

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>>34844661

Not as bad as "why do you carry? real men don't need a gun to defend themselves."

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>>34844773
Fixed

>>34844853
Get rid of your strap on, faggot

>>34844864
What, do you actually believe I'm a wyman?
Only because I'm blushing?

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>>34844773
>>34844853

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>>34843943

>My nickname in college was biggest cock on the hill

Nice try hitler

>>34842133
"Nope. Do you drink all that shitty microbrew beer to forget your father's disappointment in what a dickless coward his son turned out to be?"

>>34844746
I carry around cannon

>>34844853
OwO whats this?

>>34843601
'Are you implying that I'm not a homo you fucking homophobe'

>>34842133
Whip out my dick and let it do the talking

>>34842133
>HOW DID YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MY TARGET FOR TODAY
*ZIPS DICK*

>>34845235
I don't believe you could get through that sentence without stumbling over your words like an autist.

>>34845836
Tfw you have a speech impediment

When gun grabbers make those kinds of statements it's always effective to turn the tables on them by questioning their personal abilities too, but tie it specifically to the safety of their loved ones. Double points if they happen to have a girlfriend nearby.

"I buy them so I can protect myself and my loved ones, you don't? What about your girlfriend, do you want her to be raped and killed? What about your family? You wouldn't defend your mom? You don't want her to defend herself? What's wrong with you?"

>>34846270
>"your gonna protect yourself with a sportorized mosin with a 40x scope?"

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>>34842133
Why is everything always about dicks with you?

>>34846270
That's possibly the most autistic and retarded thing you could fucking say and the fact that you think that's a viable retort is astounding.

>>34842133
Dare him to go get a ruler. I'm actually pretty well endowed

>>34846270

Thats the most autistic response

>>34846270
>"I need ma mauser 4 ma famila"

>>34842133
>Just ask ur mum, she seems to enjoy the size.

>>34842133
Just ask then why they're thinking about your dick

>>34848521
When you are trying to make a point to someone who will never agree with you, you have to use their tactics. Play on their emotions, it's all that works.

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>>34846270

>I always agree with them.
Yes, and as soon as medical science can give me a cock that will knock down a deer at 300yards with one shot, I'll gladly throw all my guns away.

>>34849840
Your not playing with their emotions. Nobody is gonna have their emotions hurt from some fag asking why they aren't protecting their family with a over sized hand gun.

Yes. I buy them because I can't cum lead at two thousand feet per second

>>34846270
>>34849840
You can't be real! This has to be bait!

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>>34842133
Laugh.

Seriously, how does this get a rise out of anyone? It's an idiotic question thrown out in a passive aggressive attempt at bait. Laugh at them for actually throwing out such a clichéd and pitiful attack on your manhood. You've already lost if you feel the need to justify anything.

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>>34842133
>tfw when never get this irl because of unavoidable obvious bulge
>tfw when this shit was so bad after Sandy Hook that I actually took a picture of my dong alongside my 1911
>tfw I named the picture "Stopping Power"

>>34842133
if you want to play with it you just have to ask :3

>"I'll never understand the antis' obsession with penises. It just seems like an odd thing to fixate on"
My response every time

>>34851191
>>34850787
>>34849427
>>34848575
>>34848521
>>34846629
It's people like you that let gun grabbers gain ground.

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>>34849840
Yeah, asking if the other person wants their girlfriend, family, and mother raped and killed is a great retort during banter.

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>>34843057
>Didn't even vote for himself and he still won

>>34851990
now this is bait
its poor but its bait

>>34842133
>"Do you think everyone but you has a small dick for owning nice things?"

>>34851990
>Everyone on 4chan laughing at you
>You boys are losing ya freeeeediem
>Get better bait, faggot

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>>34842133
Who are you and why are you so interested in my dick???

>>34842133
But what if that is why I own so many?

I'm 7.1x5.3, so I don't give a shit what a nigga thinks. He can lick the cum off his girl's teeth in the morning.

>>34842133
If I have small benis, but also buy small guns (.32s) what does it mean?

>>34852074
>>34852241
There's been close to no expansion of 2nd Amendment rights under this administration and the pendulum will end up swinging again like it always does. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>34851466
Post it on /hm/ and link us, then.

>>34842133
Yes, I do. Do you have a problem with it.

>>34852336
reagan

>>34852465
Has he been brought back to life?

>>34842133
*unzips dick*

Respond to him the /k/ way. Give the good ol' TACTICAL REACH AROUND

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>>34852479

>>34852465
Who supported the Brady bill, aka "common sense gun laws" and the 1994 AWB. Kinda like the democrats of today. Crazy huh.

>>34852375
>>>/soc/25562773
Posted on /soc/, because I'm not a handsome male.

>>34842133
Give em a look at ol jumbo!

>>34842133
I'll just show them what I have down there, let them be the judge.

>>34842133
"I wish my dick didn't exist to begin with."

>>34852697
This.
Just whip it out. Bitches only bring that shit up so they can broach the subject. They WANT you to prove them wrong just so they can see and play with your cock. afterwards you'll most likely end up taking them to the range and then convince them to get some funs of their own.

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>>34853149
literally you

>>34853196
holy fuck that is LITERALLY. UNIRONICALLY. ME. damn i look goooood.

>>34853231
no you dont fag

Easy
"I may be short and thin, but I compensate for it by cumming really fast"

>>34853257
"Sorry for insulting you like that man, I didn't know you were autistic"

>>34846270
What a fag response. I own guns so that on DOTR I'll be able to join the fight to return this country to the hands of my ancestors.

>>34846270
Plz die

>>34853231
Exe dee dee dee

>>34842133
Freud said, a fear of weapons is a sign of sexual immaturity, or similar.

>>34842133
"Huh? Oh, no, just for fun. I generally don't think about dicks 24/7, a common illness for the likes of you though."

>>34842133
>tfw huge cock and wish I had a tiny dicklet

ree

>>34842133
I wear basketball shorts most of the time so I would just heft my junk to prove I have a 9 inch wang.

>>34856195
I feel you bro, no balls deep until shes loose, can barely get their mouth around it unless shes a negress. I envy the dudes with little dicks in porn videos sometimes where the pornstar can wrap their tongue around it three times. You don't know suffering until your dick audibly slaps your leg in public and people notice

>>34842133
Ask your wife.

>>34856286
yeah.... uh......

i'm a femboy bottom i dont want a big cock i cant relate to your post at all

>>34856312
im sure youll find some degenerate out there who likes their femboys to have big weiners and settle down a raise a nice family

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>>34856312
>i'm a femboy bottom

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>>34853767
The Native Americans?

>>34856146
Only a fucking retard who don't know who Freud is or what kinds of shit he would do, say, and take, quotes him.

>>34858630
Truth. Intro to Psych class: "everything Freud said is wrong, we're covering the briefly for historical reasons"

>>34843601
Oh, so you were sexually harassing me?

>>34846270
You're being sexually harassed, and you come up with this autism?

>>34842133
whip out your carry and rape them

>>34858625
>Fighting for his ancestors
Anon is obviously Chinese.

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>>34842133
>"Do you buy all these guns so nobody knows you're lacking down there"
hell no

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>>34852663
Your point?

>>34856312
Big cocked femboys are my fetish.

>>34842133

fuck you for assuming my gender and what i'm packing; go kill yourself nazi scum

>>34859572
I'm sorry to tell you this but... traps ARE gay

I always see the "ur so compensating" phrase as a sign that someone is either jealous of your shit, or is straight up insulting you. I've gotten way with gut punching people who said it to me and telling others "he called me dickless".

>>34859618
>are you assuming my carry gun?

>this

>>34859633
>implying I don't know this
>implying I don't enjoy sucking cock more than my girlfriend
>implying she doesn't get jealous of our trans girlfriend because I suck cock more often than I eat pussy.

>>34859652
Well not even the straightest guy really enjoys eating carpet. I don't think even lesbians really like it.

>>34859674
I do. I might just be the only straight guy on 4chan.

>>34842133
File a sexual harassment claim and have my lawyer inform them of the impending lawsuit.

Comments like these are sexual harassment, and I don't have to take it.

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>>34859490
if it were, you'd be calling me ernest hemingway.

>>34859706
You like the sight of a vagina all by itself? It's not for me, but I wouldn't mind being able to like them like you do.

>>34859635
>he made fun of me so i punched him
lol

>>34859893
I learned the trick from a friend of mine at the age of, like , 14. He wears a pendant around his neck that contains some ashes from his dead sister. I called her a fat whore and he gut punched me right there. I couldn't exactly fight back because I was winded, and after that I knew I couldn't say he was in the wrong or that I didn't deserve it. Sometimes a person just needs to be punched in the stomach. Gut punches are almost never gravely injuring, and they leave no visible bruises, they hurt your pride more than anything else.

>>34842343
10/10

>>34842133
"nah. I just like explosion based machinery"

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>hah, jokes on you
>I have the most average sized penis on the planet

>>34842133
Why yes I do, thank you!

>>34845235
>"Beer is beer"

>>34843057
>>34843790
virgin vs chad meme officially dead. rip in peace u were a good mem

>>34859943
Tell that to houdini

>>34860544
Appendicitis. Doesn't count.

>>34860609
How would you know if the person harassing you wasn't a patient.

>>34842133
>"No, everyone already knows I'm lacking down there."
>"Especially your mom."

>>34845808
zips dick?

>>34860870
grandpa please go back to facebook or ar15.com or survivalistboards.com or wherever you came from

>>34860915
no I mean, I know *unzips dick*
but what is *zips dick*? is it just the opposite?

I've never actually been asked that. I'm starting to believe it's just a dumb meme.

>>34847980
w-what's the fourth one?

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>>34842133

>>34861053
Mouth,ass,pussy and hand I assume. They forgot feet though.

>>34860853
Did you duke yourself? That's max level autism.

>>34861247
This is a pretty normal CoC run.

>>34861573
Ears

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>>34846270
>"do you want her to be raped and killed?"

>>34856146
Yeah naw he actually didn't say that

>>34842133
Ignore them and go fuck my gf.

>>34863784
>"What's wrong with you?"
That really gave me a good chuckle

>>34846270
Can someone please take photo of this and spread it through out /k/? This post odes all of the autistic /k/ommanders here. It needs to be preserved.

>>34842133
Who wants a big dick when you can have a DEAGLE? What you gonna do with your dick? Rape me? Hell no I'll rape you with my DEAGLE first, cause I have a fucking DEAGLE. And you not.

>>34863692
Das kinky

>>34842133
Yeah my piss only goes like five feet, and then just splashes off of things. So other projectiles are cooler.

>Shrug. "My Tic-tac needs a bang-rack. Drop your pants."

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>>34842133
I may have a small dick but it works for me.

7 years ago, walking home from a party, I was snatched off the street and raped by a group of 3 people. If I had been armed, I would've had a greater chance of fending them off. I don't know what kind of fantasy world you live on where you aren't responsible for your own safety and have the time to fantasize about dicks all day, but this is my reality.
Also, I'm a girl. Dipshit.
>""

>>34842133
Not really because I don't talk to normies about my guns or show them off. Can't be overcompensating if nobody knows about it.

>>34864125
Hello plebbit

>>34866449
Did you cum?

>>34842133
Being realistic if you were insecure of your little willy you would go out of your way to not have the stereotypical over compensating things like big cars, big guns or getting smashing gear and getting jacked.

>>34861573
obv armpit

>>34866449
Tits or GTFO

>>34860945
No this is Patrick

>>34842133
Yes. My penis is only 4 inches long. I buy guns because it allows me to escape the reality that I'll never satisfy a woman.

I would first wonder why I am talking to the kind of anti-gun tool that would try that shit in the first place.

Secondly, I would agree that I do indeed have a small penis, but that is immaterial to my love of firearms, as I started shooting when I was a child and didn't give a shit about penis size.

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>>34842133
I have never had anyone say anything remotely like this to me, but I believe that's primarily because I only sperg out to fellow spergs.

Most people seem to be more nervous about their comments toward me than they do vindictive.

"W-wow anon....you sure have a sizeable aresenal...y-you plan on using that soon or j-just.."

Maybe it's just my generally malevolent attitude and aggressive resting bitch face.

>Nervous dick
>Big grower
>May as well not exist when out in public
>Balls are big enough that my bulge still looks like something when I'm out
>Slightly disappointed I can't whip it out when I please

I need public training or something, but I do like being able to wear tight boxer briefs and not having to worry about zippers.

>>34853149
And then you become range buddies with the cop and they all lived happily ever after, true story

>>34845235
>shitting on craft beer
found the moron who likes kinda grainy tasting water and not beer

protip, hipsters like lots of dumb things, but not everything they like is dumb
craft beer is better than marcobrews in every way except cost

>>34842133
>Are you implying that because I'm asian? Fucking racist.

>>34842133
Nah, just like having the ability to kill any animal in North America.

>>34842343
Kek

>>34869122
>asian
>guns
Don't you guys already have ninjas n shit? Why so OP?

>>34842133
The only people who know about my arsenal are people smart enough to know the penis compensation argument is bullshit.

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud

Besides. I did pretty well in the literal drunken college dick measuring contests, so my college buddies at least know that's not the case.

Lie.
>"I lost my dick in the war so faggots like you can keep concentrating on dicks 24/7."

>>34870553
Das supa gay

>>34865083
Actual autism

>>34842133
#NotAllGunOwners

People of all dick sizes, even women, own guns. I don't think there's a correlation there. There certainly is for brotruck owners.

>>34873367
Stop with this gay shit

>>34842133
>if you have a hobby I don't like you must have a tiny penis, which means you can't satisfy women sexually
Fuck off

>>34850787
>Your not playing with their emotions. Nobody is gonna have their emotions hurt from some fag asking why they aren't protecting their family with a over sized hand gun.
If they have the impetus to suggest you have a small penis for buying guns, then yes, they are projecting and they are going to have their emotions hurt by it.

>>34866449
what's your opinion of rape doujins?

>>34867074
No
>>34867279
No
>>34874309
The fuck kind of question is this? I don't care what happens in books, retard.

>>34869893
>Asians
>OP
Nigga ever since they got the "Nuked" debuff they were underpowered, you're just bad.

>>34874205
Have you ever gone outside and talk to real people?

>>34874168
Hold on anon, 50% of the people on /k/ if you say it's a hobby and not for God and your country

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>>34858642
>Believing modern liberal brainwashing

>>34874622
*cry

>>34849843
sides. orbit.

>>34842133
If someone want's to presume I'm a micro penis to make themselves feel better, it doesn't harm me in any way.

So I'd probably just not give a fuck.

>>34874661
Why is it that every argument is "ur a libtArd"

>>34875852
Because it gets (you)s.

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>>34842133
lots of talk but no posting of cock :^)

>>34842133
Yep, and it is tots working.

>>34842133
*drops pants*

>>34876516
See >>34852677

90% of the replays have been -drop pants-

>>34876516
more!

you mean up there.
the beautiful people, It's all relative to the size of your steeple.

>>34877228
Buts its not cute anime girls seeing diccs

>>34880922
>Not being a cute anime girl
Doing it wrong.

>>34876516
Sauce?

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>>34844817
I choose to solve situations with avoidance deterrence, and deescalation. but if all that doesn't work and someone really has it out for me they're getting fucking shot,

preferably in the head

bump again...

Bump... This is getting sad

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>>34842133
Because I want to

>>34842133
>You drive a jacked up F250 with light up side steps, Derrick, you fucking tell me

>>34887423
>light up side steps
Holy fuck I'll never understand these people. For what purpose? It's not like you do loads of work in the dark where you might not know where the step is, any truck with these on has never seen dirt.

>>34842133
Well let's think about this:

3 guns:
$1500 AR
$$600 shotgun
$950 pistol ccw
$2000 worth of ammunition

So approximately 5 grand of guns. My car cost 20, my house 225.

So nah, I don't think so man. 5 grand of weaponry doesn't = a baby dick who buys a 200 grand BMW to look cool.

>>34842133
>Why are you so obsessed with the size of my penis? You gay or something? I guess I respect it's your choice to be like dicks but please understand I don't swing that way.
>Do you suck all those dicks because you know you're not good enough to get into upper management otherwise?
>Evelyn seemed to be quite happy with what's down there last week.

>>34860870
>>34860915
>>34860945
>not having a zipper on your peen

>>34846629
>he doesn't 360 quickscope

>>34887413
muh spooks

>>34842133
Variety is the spice of life and I happen to be interested in firearms for a variety of reasons.

From a tangible perspective:
I like the various mechanical functions of different firearms. I like the novelty of new design. I like both the extreme engineering and precision involved as well as the craftsmanship and art. I find them to be aesthetically pleasing objects in their own right like someone might like a painting, a car, or a nice set of dishes.

From an intangible perspective:
I like the personal reaponsibility that they both force me to have and grant me at the same time.

I like the idea that they, as a tool, allow me to protect myself better than almost any other tool besides my own brains. In a similar light, I like how they give me the capability to feed myself and survive should the very worst happen to society. These both circle back to the personal responsibility point.

The notion that they're an ego extension is more likely a projection of someone who doesn't understand firearms or properly appreciate them for what they are.

>>34867106

I fucked my GFs armpit once. She thought it was hilarious.

>>34890125
what a fag

>>34888993
What CCW do you got, anon

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>>34842133
I love when people ask that because then I can ask if they want to see just how wrong they are? Honestly it's not all that it's cracked up to be and it's kind of inconvenient. I once injured an intimate partner due to my size, even though we used plenty of lube I still literally tore her a new one. The second a girl sees it the possibility of anal goes out the window, feels bad man.

>>34890754
Yeah I know exactly what you mean. My cock and locker is a little over 12 feet long. People often wonder if it's a third over grown leg.

>>34874661
Goddamn, I have seen this Domme in countless videos and I've always wanted to be topped by her.

Shame the studio is in San Fran.

>>34842133
>pull down pants
>reveal my moderately sized 6.5 inched penis

>>34842133
Are you threatening me?

>>34893070
what?

>>34894621
What did you just say to me?

>>34894760
no no no... what did YOU say to me?

>>34894868
Excuse me? What did you just say to ME?

>>34842133
Yell the navy seals copypasta at them

>>34842133
>"Yeah, why? Shit is it not working?"

>"I buy guns for a lot of reasons, not that one."

>>34842343
this is a good one

>"Do you act like a douche so nobody knows you're lacking down there?"

>ignore their question and say a polite goodbye when you walk away because they're just trying to get a reaction out of gun owners to confirm their bias that gun owners are emotionally unstable violent people that shouldn't be allowed to own firearms

I think realistically if somebody sprung a question like that on me, I'd just be kinda shocked and confused. Surely this person isn't that juvenile, they can't be that much of a retard. I'd probably just go with "What the fuck kind of question is that? Are you 12?"

>>34842133
>"Just give me your quarterly reports already."

>>34842133
No, I want everyone to know ive got a small dick and nothing to lose.

>>34895120
I said 'what'... What did you think I said, buddy?

>>34895189
finally someone said it!

>>34842133
>*pulls out gun & rapes her*

:)

>>34896897
Mid way through
>"This is representative of ALL gun owners"

Jokes on you, due to the fact that I have reached a new low in my self destructive, depression fueled spiral, I'll more than likely die a virgin, so my cock size doesn't matter, and frankly, asking about my cock size is pretty gay, Greg.

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>>34843790
>never takes eyes off the Niger

>>34898768
Don't worry so much anon. I'm sure their will be a girl/boy who likes you in 'that' way.

>>34895189
Max autism

>>34895381
>>ignore their question and say a polite goodbye when you walk away because they're just trying to get a reaction out of gun owners to confirm their bias that gun owners are emotionally unstable violent people that shouldn't be allowed to own firearms

this

this is middle school bully level shit, ignoring it is the only solution

>>34860543
Cool, thanks for letting me know

>>34842343
>pic
What the fuck is wrong with women? I stray father and farther away from them.

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>>34859572
>tfw I am one

>>34860543
memes never die

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Yeah, I'm Filipino, so what?

Go back to your Fanfiction.net porn of futa Maxine Waters and Michael Moore. I got 12 gauges to clean.

>>34901031
Buttbutty, pls go and make lewds.

>>34842133
>THE GUN IS GOOD
>THE PENIS IS EVIL
>ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN

>>34901031
proofs!

>>34902472
You fag!

>>34901263
Guns are only for whites! Gtfo!

>>34859674
I do. Maybe not everyone is the same as you sexually and it's hard for you to wrap your head around it.

>>34861053
>>34861573
>>34863692
Back of the knee gents.

>>34904995
Hmmm... now that's creative

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>>34892506
>her
that's a man, baby

>>34906386
Wut!

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>>34842430

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>>34896897

>>34907583
Why does this make me uncomfortable? Is it the fear that my glock will rape me?

>>34907583
Was a load discharged into her face?

>>34907583
My 2 fetishes

>>34907583
Well that's a bit unsafe.

just say "sure"

literally what are they gonna do about it. youve got a gun. the only reason someone asks this sort of question is to start a conflict, and since YOU have a gun, they will only attempt a verbal argument. you shut that shit down and give them nothing to go with, they have nothing. whats he gonna do, keep pestering you about it? ask him why hes so curious about your dick. then ask him if hed like to go shooting, its fun and educational.

>>34907512
look up Sarina Valentina

>>34909275
I fapped to *her! Now I'm gay!!!! Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

>>34842133
say nothing, just show them your dick

This post has been here for a whole week now

>>34910550
Good lord anon... we're not supposed to realize these things. What have you done?!

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>>34842133
>teleports behind you
>unsheathes RPG-7
>psssh... anti-personnel... kid

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>>34856312
I also wish mine was smaller, although it's not big at least, not sure really if it's average or below average

>>34842133
>did you steal all theses tv's so nobody knows your black.

>>34911524
This thread has been going for a week. /k/ at its finest.

>>34901015
my thoughts exactly.
i think social media and cell phone cameras have made people fucking crazy and sick in the head

>>34842133
>this thread is a fucking week old

>>34842133

Quit thinking about my dick faggot

>>34912534
>keep

>>34861053
peeing hole

>>34914323
I think that would the vage

>>34911442
>anti-personnel
Underrated

>>34915260
I'm so sorry the public education system failed you so badly.
The urethra and vagina are two different things.

>>34846270
This a 'bowl of eggs' moment right here

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>>34842133

>>34916593
wow, she's sexy

>>34845808
>"ZIPS DICK"
>ZIPS FUCKING DICK
>MYSIDES

>>34842133
>"Oh, you must be from the liberal arts department."
>*laugh*
>"Happy career, fuckface"

>>34916593
damn, thats an expensive ass rifle, genuinely jelly of skinny femme bro over here.

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>>34846270
Put me in the screencap pls

>>34863891
At home or the on spot?

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>>34915302

I want to see how much longer we can keep this thread alive

>>34842156
>gun inside waistband/pocket, does not print and is completely invisible, just like he is to females
oh my lord

>>34846270
i don't understand why everyone is calling this autistic. It's a good response, provided you can articulate it in a non-autistic fashion. Definitely drop the part about your girlfriend getting raped though.

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>>34921996
>provided you can articulate it in a non-autistic fashion.
Well, this is /k/...

>>34846629
>implying they know what the fuck is a mosin

>>34846629
bayonet rush obvie

>>34921996
Stop same fagging, faggot

Just don't fucking play along.

>"Do you buy all these guns so nobody knows you're lacking down there"
>yupp.

That's it. You've instantly neutralized the situation. A person who says that kind of statement to another person was never trying to have a civil discussion to begin with. So why bother trying to reciprocate it? Just dismiss them. The person just wants to get a reaction out of you.

>yupp
>yeah my cock is pretty small
>you bet ya
>bingo

Any of this shit will work. Dismissal is the method to use, not only because it neutralizes the situation, but because those kinds of people need to be dismissed to begin with. Not worth you energy to talk to. Goddamn not everything has to be a battle to win with you faggots.

>>34842133

Turn around and Say (In the most offended tone you can muster), "I lost my Dick in the War"

Bonus points if you actually served

How long can we keep this thread alive?

>"you don't NEED all these guns, nobody needs this many guns"

>>34925402
*stay

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>>34925436
Wrong.

>>34842133

You mean to fill the void left over by constant rejection of people, so I have to do something where I feel accepted, to feel like I can function as a normal human being, to cope? Like 98% of the people in my generation do with other trivial shit they also can't afford?

Does that ring a bell?

>>34891662
Hawt