Loadout scenarios

>>34836968
>You're in Korea with the 75th rangers for a 3 day Long Range Recon Patrol.
>Its July.
>You're a combat medic E-4
Whatever they gave me and maybe some /gq/ purchased with my own money if I was allowed to

>>34836968
the real answer in this situation is whatever the fuck they issued you.

>>34836984
Lets say you have a choice for sake of discussion you fucking buzzkill

>>34836968
Kill you'reself

...wtf? Why would you want to break down your loadout to individual pouches and brands of sock? Who the fuck calls .300 7.62x35? Why would anyone in the rangers wear 5.11 when they are issued Crye?

>>34837015
because I like the way they stretch you nigger

>>34836968
>You're a combat medic E-4...

1. Wonder who the fuck I punched out to lose 4 ranks and get transferred to being a Shirt-lifter...
2. Carry my issued shit
3. Look over at the fucktard thinking that a medic needs a .30Blk M4 with more weight in fruit than he has in medical stores.
4. And the fucktard has a hatchet....
5. Figure it'll be worth losing another rank to punch 3 coors of shit out of him.

>>34837072
*colors
6. Pissing on his body to christen all that 5.11

>>34837082
7. When he wakes up, blame all the wetness on his 20L Camelbak pulling him over backwards

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8. Notice that his snowflake M4 has a "Lazor", so keep pissing...

autism

>>34836968

Leave all that shit back in the rear and just take a bunch of tourniquets

>>34836968
dragon dildos
5galons of cum lube in a jerry can

Jesus Christ this thread is retarded.I dont even know where to begin. You're a fag OP

>>34836968

So when did you learn you are autistic?

1 Colt 1911 (greatest handgun ever made)
1 Colt Single Action Army (also greatest handgun ever made)
Both use .45 so I'll carry several belts of that.
I'll wear no body armor and bring extra morphine so I can keep fighting longer.

>>34837147
9. Notice that its only an AR15 not an M4
10. Call MPs because fucktard obviously lost his issued fullauto weapon to only be carrying a semi

>10\10 Best bait since Homer 1-3 Sexual or early 2000s original Mallninja

Why would a Medic need an ass load of .300BLK when he only needs half of the load and 5.56. Plus hes taking up room for IV fluids and Blood

Just a shitton of morphine for personal use since the other medic is a fucking retard and I might as well be fucked up when I die in some gook shithole.

>wake up in humvee
>this isn't the train home
>long sleeve SADF uniform with m83
>loaded with G2 PMAGs filled with 5.56
>also loaded with a bunch of medic gear
>AR15 magpul monster between my legs
>commander frame 1911 in wrong-leg drop leg holster
>why am I here
>what am I doing
>why are these soldiers calling me doctor
>I work for TSA and what is this
>they think I'm a medic
>thiswillendpoorly.jpg

>>34836968
>>34837227
>>34837272
>>34837509

Oh look. More fantasy shit from captain fatass of the armchair brigade.

>>34836968
>tfw you aren't CLS certified and these fuckers handed you the CLS bag.

Fucking Ew. OP's picture is of the skinny cultist wannabe Lucas Botkin of Trexarms.

I like how he's always trying to pad his skinny frame with ArcTeryx fleece.

>>34836968
...I cringed

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>>34836968
Useless ditch it
>3 Boxer briefs
>Med .300BLK supressor

Useless replace it
>7.62x35MM AR 15
>Front-Back titanium alloy plates

You don't need additional
>Camelbak 20Liter
>3Day assault pack
> Fucking knives

You don't need this many
>Full 18D medicinal kit
>Humvee medgear
>Right hip trauma kit


Not enough
>Six 30 round mags
> 180 .300 BLK AAC rounds
> 30 .45 Hollowpoint rounds

You have no AT or AS weapon
No water
No accountability for weight, E&E, night fighting, LUP, or other section weapons

T. Actual recce person

Your whole premise of a long range patrol lasting 3 days and going in humvees is ridiculous when ranger use RSOV WMIKs for that.
> Faster
> Smaller
> Better armed
> Less likely to breakdown
> Easier to fix
> Better Visibility

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>>34836968
RANGER IV time!!!

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>>34836968
> no Motrin
Rookie mistake, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gwxLZJROA

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>>34838788
> tfw I like you all but secretly hope I get to do a cricothyrotomy on one of you

>>34837227
Belts of .45ACP/LC...?

>>34836968
Magpul everything, if they don't make it, I don't take it.

>>34836968
Holy shit is this a meme.

>SOF earless helmet
Safariland, Opscore, Team Wendy, Crye which one nigg

>5.11 Stretch Multicam Cargos
>Combat shirt
Crye, LEAF, Drifire, standard fucking normal BDU, and many more also lol 5.11

>Ka-bar fighting knife
Fighting with a knife longer than 5" ever, lmao. Unless you just like slashing and getting a whole fuck a lot of nothing done in a knife fight then you'll learn arteries and stab those.

>Bootknife
xd

>Shouldered SR Radio
SHOULDER RADIO. WHY.

>Front-Back titanium alloy plates
Metal plates xd, SAPI or have fun with shrapnel in your neck

>Glock G21 .45 Auto
Everything about that

>Oakley pilot gloves
Are garbage, the Magpull core breach are better and even then those aren't great either. Just get some mechanix or some pigs.

>180 .300 BLK AAC rounds
Why

>Aimpoint forward mounted sight
On a fucking 7.62 gat you're gonna pretend that parallax on a sight is now an issue? Get a fucking Eotech then.

>Short fluted barrel
My face. It's like you're trying to pick the shittiest things for a fighting rifle. Go heavy or full profile barrels, anything else shouldn't even be a consideration.

Also holy shit the meme
>Drop thigh holster
NIGGA
NOT REAL HAN SOLO HOURS

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>>34836968
Easily the worst thread I've seen all week

doesnt matter what you have because youre going to take rpg's from the forested mountains that surround you

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>>34836968
Nice pants