mae thread

>>34836848
But why though?

she's perfect there's nothing to discuss

>>34836863
has your wcw ever fired a t-gewehr

Mae is bae.

>>34836863
He's trying to get attention from Othais.

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>>34836848
how do people find her attractive? are you just being ironic?

>>34837260
I think they want to make sweet passionate love to Othias but that's gay so they project it onto !ae

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>>34837271
ok that makes more since, considering she looks like a fat jew

>>34837260
>>34837305
>posts mush mouthed mummy
>criticizes other's people's waifus
And everyone knows ascention teir C&Rfu is Novak

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>>34837324
shut up you cunt

>>34837260
Objectively, a 7/10 that shares your interests is a way better catch than a 10/10 who doesn't. Like Nietzsche said, the only question you should ask when considering a woman is "Will I have *anything* to say to her when we're both 80 years old?" With Mae, you'll be able to talk about the good 'ol days when Hi-Points were considered cheap junk instead of being the priceless antiques they eventually became.

On the other hand, the idea that *any* of the fat spergs on this board would be in the position to turn down Mae, or frankly anything with a functioning vagina - or, honestly, even one of the higher-end traps - is pretty laughable.

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>>34837333
>>34837305
>>34837260
worst waifu

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>>34837411
>posts a cartoon

>>34837356
While I'm not necessarily a fan of Mae in the sense of a waifu, I do wholeheartedly agree with this statement, and I wish the world would take it to heart.

It's better to have a 7/10 that you enjoy time with without requiring sex, because that 10/10 is gonna be a whole lot of staring at shit you can't have instead of enjoying time with someone when you're 80.

>>34837506
The idea is generally to upgrade and be successful enough to deal with alimony by then

>>34836848
>how can wite bois compete?

>>34836848

Imagine how small her women's penis has to be in order to compensate that much.

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>>34839006
>Imagine how small her women's penis has to be in order to compensate that much.
It's basically an innie.

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Anyone who finds her attractive confirmed for white trash.

They have got to be one of the most Podunk "banjos playing" couple out there. Her teeth are fucked up, she's fat, and there must be more wrong with her if she picked that Kermit voiced mongoloid as her breeding mate.

Awful taste the lot of you.

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>>34839053
Judging by her body type I gurantee Mae has some good pootang. She's the kind of chick you can just pass out onto after you blow a load in her, like a giant beanbag. You're crazy if you wouldn't

>>34839053
try harder

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>>34837444
>posts a whore of single mom that committed treason like she never made oath of office to another state, even dolphins understood that only things they would get from her are AIDS, gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis.

>>34837356
Higher end traps have the world at their feet, which is why we need many more traps. Gender is a social construct and men, as they do everything else, make the best women. With in-vitro reproduction we can eugenically dispose of CIScunt while engineering perfect traps with nice small boiclits, no testes, and an anus more like a vagoo with more muscles for penile stimulation.

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>>34839610

Like this?

>>34836848
kinda fat. kinda ugly. guess she's queen material around here.

>>34839675
/k/ has "deployment standards" for women.

>>34839610
As a dude who fucks traps; please do not let this happen.

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>>34839588

>>34839610
>Gender is a social construct and men, as they do everything else, make the best women. With in-vitro reproduction we can eugenically dispose of CIScunt while engineering perfect traps with nice small boiclits, no testes, and an anus more like a vagoo with more muscles for penile stimulation.
wtf am i reading

>>34839795
As a dude who traps, I agree.

Ugly, fat and absolutely useless - there is no reason whatsoever for her presence in the show.

>>34839067
This man knows of what he speaks.

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>>34839924
this

>>34839924
>there is no reason whatsoever for her presence in the show.
tits.

No, I'm serious. Measuring the amount of recoil of the gun by studying the amount of jiggling her jiggly bits do.

>>34839970
>Measuring the amount of recoil of the gun by studying the amount of jiggling her jiggly bits do.

In that case she needs crash test dummy boob tats so measurement can be done by photogrammetry.

>>34839915
>As a dude who traps, I agree.

You will be full hon before those modifications are mainstream so don't fear the competition. Embrace the happy trappy future!

I envision nice, normie suburban neighborhoods full of happy trappy families breeding newtraps as we now breed boring normies.

Like Leave It To Beaver, but with sodomy. Lots of sodomy.

Its saturday and summer so all the edgy virgins are out of school I see

>34839053 (you)

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>>34836848
I prefer Jennifer