>/k/ flies a Strat. bombing mission over Europe What happens?

>>34836436
Nothing, because Curtis LeMay inspected the base before we sortied and had our flight status revoked for painting anime catgirls on the plane.

>>34836436
Yurop is beyond cucked at this point, why bomb them?

>>34836436
Not getting on any plane unless it has an anime girl on it instead of a pimp

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>>34836470
Wrong time anon.

>>34836436
>Ploesti oil fields
Someone's gotta do it. Wish me luck, /k/.

>>34836436
Dragon dildos rain down over Germany

>>34836470
>implying it isn't a better time now

>two most autistic crew members spend entire flight arguing about whether we should have a Liberator instead
>copilot NDs into the instrument panel why fondling his fuddy-five
>navigator purposely puts us over Stockholm instead of Dresden
>bombardier somehow still contrives to drop our payload on Third Army
>tail gunner never boarded the aircraft

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>>34836690
>tail gunner never boarded the aircraft
fuck me

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>>34836436
>gotta get that sweet WWII milsurp

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Why don't we replace the bombs with a bunch of .22 rounds?

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>>34836690
Let's not forget:

>ball turret gunner wears used shimapans under his oxygen mask and is constantly taking audible deep breaths
>waist gunners dressed in Rhodie camo and won't shut the fuck up about Fereday and Sons repros
>Flight engineer firing his bubba'd fifties with welded-on carrying handles and """custom""" wooden stocks that he nailed over the grips

>>34836783
better yet, replace them with P320s

>>34836803
Nah, we want a fragmentation effect.
Let's use Gen 2 Glocks in .40 short and weak.

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