/k/ Challenge

>>34836243
Am I in some random ass apartment?
Can I use stereotypical stuff from around the house in tandem with this crap or am I completely limited to just those three?

Obviously I can't use firearms...

>>34836243
whats the bottom right thing

>>34836288

A black dildo.

>>34836287
You may use your environment such as furniture but you may not grab random shit like curtains and choke the fucker out, you may use furniture for cover/concealment

>>34836288
Vape

>>34836331
Bad Dragon !

Assuming I have some time to prepare,
>Silly string key hallways/doors at head height
>Shove vape up my ass

Once the invasion starts,
>using mk2 ears, I detect and orient myself on the ebonics emissions produced by the urban youth
>I become very excited and clench my sphincter, activating the vape
>the continuous vape produces a dense cloud, obscuring my movements and increasing ebonics emissions, all in delicious rasberry flavor
>under cover of the smoke, I flank around and start covering the Invaders in silly string
>if any try to escape, they only run into more string
>once fully encapsulated, I use the knife to cut out a hole for the boipucci and enjoy myself
ezpz

>>34836369
Ah, gotcha.

So, I use a light piece of furniture (preferably a folding chair) as a makeshift shield.
I keep the knife and silly string tactically held so I can spray silly string at their face hopefully hitting an eye, and then slash at them.

The vaping thingy...I don't really know.
Could I use that in place of the sill string?
Which hurts more to get in your eyes?

>>34836507
I would honestly go for a phat cloud to cover my movements

>>34836409
Urban fellow boipucci has HIV, can you make a condom from silly string?

>>34836243
IED the vape and the can of string. Throw it at the hoodlums then rush them with the walmart k-bar after it goes off.

>>34836528
Why cover your movements when you can simply immobilize them with pain?

>>34836646
Ill try to vape in my eyeball brb

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>>34836538
Isnt a LiPo battery sorry! But I suppose you could IED it in some way anyway

>>34836655
Didnt work

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>>34836668
>Isnt a LiPo battery sorry!
Shouldn't matter. If you rewire the coil below .2 ohm it'll short and heat the battery up. Eventually it'll rupture, not sure if it'd have enough force to rupture the can as well thought. Worth a try.

>>34836722
It's a .16 ohm coil bud but it's not an RTA, it uses disposable coils/wicks. Plus im sure it has some kind of protection. Maybe shove the batteries in the eye sockets?

>>34836243
>i use my dank vaping skills to fill the apartment with a thick fog
>activiate ninja jutsu
>pop up behind the first assailant
>heh, nothing personnel, kid
>slash his throat
>other nogs are thoroughly spooked by this
>take off because bums have no loyalty
>i am now free to enjoy my silly string

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>coat the knife in the silly string
>take apart vape to expose heating coil
>ignite silly string on knife
>pic related

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>>34837247
holy shit
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>>34836243
Short the batteries and toss it at them as it vents and explodes. Phase 2 i slide out from under the couch yelling, I'M SPIDER-MAN BITCH, and silly stringing their faces. While slashing wildly with the knife.