Could/would you put up with your guns doubling as cute girls?

>>34831103
The big problem would be taking them to the range.

>>34831103
Well cleaning/stripping them would be a lot more fun. Or just fondling them in general.

Do they come with all the stupid bullshit drama and emotions girls come with?

>>34831167
It depends, what genre is your life?

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Sounds gud to me.

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>>34831164
oh lighten up

>>34831167
pic related

I wouldn't be alone so it would be a huge improvement

Depends on what their buttholes smell like

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>>34831256
Got any more like that Anon?

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>>34831423
That's one of the more risqué ones Guard has done.

>>34831103
That's a pretty vague idea, you've gotta elaborate. Do my guns just suddenly transform into girls or do they just show up one day somehow and be like "ayy anon Imma da glawk ya very own problem solva" while your gun is still there and functional.
Do they have regular human biology or are they spoopy ghost/fairy/spirit sustained by some abstract energy source? Do they know anything about guns or anything in general or am I expected to take my guns to school and piss off liberals?

>>34831485
I think, for the sake of this, we are assuming the guns can megatron themselves into girls, and have knowledge of themselves as guns while in girl form. Essentially like Upotte with less lolita

So id the finger hole her vagina? Can I finger bang her, is the trigger her G spot.

>>34831103
>be a gun
>shit TD
>point at things they don't wish to destroy
who taught them how to shoot?

You know there is a general here filled with stories based off of this exact topic, right?

>>34815058

I mean... some of them have seen some things I don't want to talk about, I haven't shot beretta in too long or nearly enough, SiG would be mad that I dropped her once, on the other hand, I'd have someone to talk to when I get lonely. Maybe the tikka shouldn't... I could definitely do with the FAL doing it, maybe the LWRC, but yeah.... I don't know about the current cast.

>>34831211
>What genre is your life
What the fuck meme is that? Uh North American Midwestern I guess...I don't watch anime.

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>>34831103
I own a L1A1 SLR... so I have already did...

>>34831640
so psychological horror then?

>>34831103
Maybe 1 or 2, but definitely not all of them. I'm not wanting to see WW1 and 2 reenacted in my room.

>>34831103
Put up with? Where do I sign up?

>>34831847
I would be all for that DESU, fuck my neighbors

>>34831967
I mean, if it's a battle over my dick, then yeah. Actual shooting just ain't gonna work though. I got too many neighbors who already think I'm insane.

>>34831103
my guns are cute girls

If all of a sudden all 100 or so of my guns had the dimensions of a small female I literally could not fit them all in my home.

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>a whole bunch of ARs in 5.56

So basically they'd all be sisters, albiet a couple of them slightly sexier than the others, with one being a trashy trailer park slut. In general though they would all get along, and share each others magazines and lube. What a kinky bunch that would be.

>>34832071
Start doing photoshoots, upgrade to a mansion, engage Hugh Hefner mode.

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>>34832108
>whoring out your guns
you disgust me

>>34831266
Back to /a/ with you

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>>34832178
It would essentially be an extension of /arg/ by other means. Nothing would really change.

>>34831103
>cute loli gun
Yes

>>34831103
Only if they have basically nothing to do with this faggot >>34831256

>>34832087
That is an A3 you fucking queer.

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>>34832185

>>34832260
Got any full pics of that rifle?

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>>34832300

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>>34832360

Like a Tsukumogami ?

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>>34832360
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>>34832360
..

>>34832381
>>34832417
>>34832435
Thanks.

>>34832381
>>34832417
>>34832435
Jesus fucking christ, I'd forgotten what absolute faggots /arg/ posters are

>>34831103
Be able to walk my firearm thru security.

Worry about NDs has a whole new meaning...

>>34833029
you got me imagining what i'd be like to ND a woman and the image i'm gettin is hilarious

>>34831211
slice of life I guess

I'd love to have one that would be my go-to.
Solid, dependable, when I use it, it shuts the fuck up.

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>>34831103

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>>34831256
We still haven't scared Guard away? Never seen this one before.

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>>34831103
Probably, but the first week or so would be a shitload of spaghetti getting wasted all over the floor before I've managed to get over the whole living with chicks thing.
Who knows?
Maybe I'll marry a sexy Egyptian goddess...
What do you guys think my house would be like?

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I could dig it

Shame cc is illegal in my state, would like to strap a little girl to my waist and carry her around.

Might be funny when going grocery shopping and have her nag me about eating healthy, 'cause she cares about me way more than she lets on but will never admit it.

>>34832417
seems like your gun is a frigid bitch

>>34831103
I prefer having her physically as a firearm but can talk to me, only me.
Without me, shes just a tool in a safe, without her, im just a lonely beta fag.
I'll be the crazy dude talking to his gun and taking it where ever he can. Maybe the first to marry a gun.

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>>34836536
That FAL is gonna be boxed into a corner so fast...

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>>34832498

>>34837897
why is that called Zootropolis?

>>34837988
Because it's a Czech translation of the movie and "Zootopie" would sound awkward to the kids. Zootropolis makes it more obvious as to how to pronounce it and what language it's actually in.

>>34838033
oh okay, thank you

>>34831392
If they're Russian, I gues cosmoline.

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>>34837897

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>>34831103
That sounds like a fantastic idea...
Technically speaking, I confess that this concept is one of the main motivations to acquire more firearms, for me.

>>34837897
fuckin kek AR and AK posters are in bed together

>>34837897
Where did you find a vz 58 with furniture that's not a disgusting shitbrown?

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>>34839378
It's an original Czechoslovak wooden furniture from 60's. The wood on service rifles was later replaced with bakelite-chipboard in 70's. This set is only slightly refinished.

I have a few more parts that have left as spare.

>>34837583
Why?
And is this a good thing?

>>34837897
>cz fanboi
>dildos and sex toys everywhere
About what I expected from you virgins

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Only if they understood the value of trigger discipline. Unlike the dildos in the OP...

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>>34837897

Want to be friends?

>>34831103
Is this some kind of spinoff of the monstergirl military thread? Why are they holding miniature guns if they transform into guns? Some kind of Megatron-esque thing where he carries a gun and turns into a gun? Why aren't they wearing gun parts armor to signify their transformative capability? Can they fire while in human form? Can you have sex with them? Do they need to eat and have otherwise human or human-animal chimera biology? Why do they have animal ears? What does that have to do with anything? No sir, nothing about this scenario seems right to me.

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>>34839830
Why not? I'm all for it! ;3

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>>34831103
>tfw sig 320 chan

>>34839908
Is that a equivalent for that kind of women who have spontaneous sudden orgasms during the day?

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>>34839922
be careful where you point her
she could go off at any time

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>>34839977
You know...
F - Fire
S - Shoot

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>>34839908

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>>34840349
Is that FN in the back?

>>34841413
Beretta.

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>>34841413

>>34839907
>>34839907
I'm back...

East coast USA here, want to talk more? IRC or anything?

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>>34839907

Forgot pic ;)

>>34831103
Absolutely not. I have 13 guns, 7 of which are handguns and one is a pistol caliber carbine. There's no way I'd be able to put up with 8 little girls going by the logic from Upotte, especially not in my small apartment.

By the way, does anyone know what age girls shotguns would be when going by Upotte logic?

>>34831103
>Could/would you put up with your guns doubling as cute girls?
I'd be in bed with a 108-year-old Japanese woman right now, were that the case.

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>tfw no Russian or Canadian MILF raifus to own
Guess I'm stuck with finger fucking the Mosin and the Enfield then.

>>34842322
depends on the size,
> 10 Gauge Milf breeder
10 Gauge is 25y extra thicc,
12 is 23y voluptuous,
16, is 21y curvy,
18 is 18y medium,
20 > loli/fbi territory.

Why hasn't this stupid fucking thread been deleted and the OP banned?

>>34842967
same reason this thread
>>34841997
is still up

>>34842967
Why would that happen? Threads like this are /k/ related and have been a part of this board for years now since Uppote came out.

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>>34842967
(you)

>>34842967
why are you so mad? did your worthless fanbase war thread got archived? or was it a shtf race war zombie survival larping thread? could it be you were shilling foreign military strength? rub some dirt on it would you?

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>>34842967

>>34836536
Whats thats fal barrel length?

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>>34842737
>Guess I'm stuck with finger fucking the Mosin and the Enfield then

Fucking GILF tier. Jesus.

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>>34843281
I mean, age wise they're GILFs but going by Upotte rules they're just MILFs desu

>>34831558
>with less lolita
Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>34842737
>>34843281
>>34843695
How about Ross? Kinda clumsy (drops bayo) and nervous (mud) but energetic and accurate.

>>34831103
Can my guns be girls(male)?

>>34837897
post boipucci

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>>34840349
I guess I'm not the only one who had this autistic thought.

>>34836499
Gourdicus was doing a pretty good job

>>34843194
21"

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i heard you guys were asking for a faggot. Dont worry, I'm here.

>>34831450
my sides just left orbit

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Not much point in making a thread since it was already dumped >>34815467 but the new chapter should be up at the usual places.

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>>34845012
Get your butt back to /wfg/. They pretty much feed off your stuff over there.

>>34844336
Havent seen him annoying guard for a while now though

>>34831473
Someone has apparently commissioned him for a doujin....

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>>34831103
yes

>>34831256
Fat and ugly.

>>34836645
>Shame cc is illegal in my state
Why even live

>>34831103
Sure, so long as the convert back to gun whenever I want to fuck them

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>>34836645
>appendix carry loli

>>34831450
ur raifus are shit

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guys what if tank girls
dibs on p-1500 grill

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>Will never innawoods with a cute slav wolfgirl SKS in the winter.

Yeah I'm running out of reasons chambered in will-to-live.

>>34845012

Do you have a website or somewhere you post your portfolio?

>>34848798
panzermadel

>>34848975
is there p-1500 grill?

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>>34831103
I really don't know if I can take care multiple girls with personalities so different. I'd like to think that I can and maybe spoil them a little.

>>34849141
are you the guy who shoots the worldstar videos?
did you have a seizure while taking the photo?

>>34831103

no cause im not a weeb

fucking freaks

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>>34849243
What I do on the weekends is my business, but here I'm just a writefag.

>>34831703
THE BANTZ

>>34849364
Hey, I know who you are you're that guy that got the ptr before the election instead of the motorcycle!

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>>34849543
No my story is Light My Fire.

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>>34848828
Those ideas are stinging me right into the heart and burns my mind... I'm somehow labile regarding emotions and relationships these days...

I do not know why but I imagine only rifles that way. I imagine how beautiful and gorgeous they could be... What could be their personality... as well as their behavior, with regard to origin and their vocation.

I imagine their features and behavior to having regard my experience while visiting range and maintain them. I believe that they would be just as loyal and caring as I'm to them. I wonder if they would love me...

I know it's foolish to use personification for rifles... But I feel that there is relationship and bond between us... between me and my rifles... Unfortunately, they have only their purposeful physical form from steel, wood and plastic... but in my mind they are beautiful, faithful and loving beings...

Damn Chinese cartoons about a rifle-wolf-cat-monsrter girls!

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>This thread

>>34842944
Then what would 410 be?

>>34851597
In the DEEP JAIL ZONE propably

>>34851597
>HOW IS .410 FORMED?
>How is .410 formed
>How shotgun get lowded
>They need to do way instain owner> who bubba their .410's. because these .410 can't frigth back?
>it was on gunbroker this mroing an owner in ar who had bubba her three shotguns. they are taking the three shotgun back to new york to lady to rest my pary are with the husband who lost his shotguns ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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>>34851832

>>34851965
Old meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY

>>34832178
But AR15s love photoshoots anon, they're the sluttiest of the sluttest in the American market with how oversaturate it is

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>>34851832

>>34831103
Only if they let me finger them

>all my guns are modern mass produced normie guns
>I don't even shoot all that much
>implying they will just accept me as their owner let alone like me
>I think I let someone borrowed them for a whole night once
Oh boy I am cucked by Chinese cartoon fantasy

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Are traps gay?

>>34854661
Yes.
>>34831103
Why are Japs so fucking weird?

I tried to get a woman to dress up as a monstergirl today, with short schoolgirl skirt, animal ears, and butt plug with animal tail. She wouldn't do it.

>>34845012
Friendly reminder that guard reported a guy to the fbi for requesting loli

>>34854661
Yes. It doesn't matter tho

>>34854744
He sent guard reference pictures of like, hardcore child porn

>>34855520
What's wrong with that though?

>>34854661
Yes. Should you care? No.

>>34855535
Do you REALLY not consider it even REMOTELY harmful to a child to have them sexually abused, have that sexual abuse documented and then shared around the world against their will?

You want to draw shit? Whatever. The moment you're doing that to actual people you should be thankful if you don't get a bullet to the head.

>>34855520
I still believe he didn't and Guard only said that to cover his ass when everyone started giving him shit, there was absolutely no mention of it in the original posts.
also
>Helping the FBI
That's only one step above helping the fucking ATF

>>34831103
Only if one of the guns I own doubled as a cute girl, otherwise I'd feel bad about giving one attention knowing I'm diverting attention away from the others.
I can't be a mormon, that lifestyle just doesn't suit me.

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>>34839977
>Poundage screw
My man

>>34855873
and 2 steps above the CIA

>>34832417
what rail

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>>34849982

>>34855873
>implying that the FBI aren't already watching all of us always

>>34854720
The radiation poisoning

>>34854744
information recieved
thank you for fueling my Guard destruction machine (patent pending)
i guess theres always one guy who reports that stuff to the fbi like in the threads on /b/

>>34837897
I mean I know commies are faggots, but Christ..

If you swap out parts, do they get different clothes and accessories?

I assume that if you swapped out the lower on an ar-15 you would get a different gun, but what if you imported parts from different euro countries where different parts are considered "the gun"?

>>34831211
black comedy slice of life depression here

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>>34837897
>>34839830
>>34839907
>>34842234

>>34854661
Yes they are gay and degenerate. Thusly they should be gassed.

>>34858711
If you ever read my vodka inducrd sperg writings called Waffegeists, i go into detail about that. Eye color, hair color, chest size, etc etc changes with parts that are interchangeable

>>34854661
On the topic of traps being homosexual, we have to take into account several key factors: homosexuals are allowed in the United States military, however by public eye, traps are seen to be transexuals and transgender, of whom are not permitted in the United States Military. They cannot be waived based on the semblance of the fact that they are gay, and therefore, by extension of Presidential decree banning trans individuals from the military, traps are not gay and it's practically a presidential decree.

>>34859165
>executive order signing ceremony
>trump signs it, holds it up for the cameras
>all it is is TRAPS AREN'T GAY in over9000 point font

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>>34854661
Technically yes, traps are gay... But who cares?

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>>34854737
I tried the same thing,even several times...
But I ended without a woman... while myself dressed in knee socks, short skirt, animal ears, and with butt plug with animal tail...

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>came in because i was happy to see this thread was still up
>look at the last bunch of post

>>34859496
Good. Fuck off, tripfag. Nobody wants you here.

>>34859496
You'll take your shitty cat traps and like it. Apparently.

>>34859548
That does appear to be the case

>>34840042
I didn't expect Mary Jane Rottencrotch to look like THAT, anon...

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>>34859548
Oh fuuuuuck I love cat traps where are they

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>>34851832
Kek

>>34831103
Yes. Though my wife would probably be jealous. She recently made a joke to some mutual female friends about a foursome though, so idk, maybe range trips would be more fun for all.

>>34831645
HNNNNNNGGGGG GOD DAMN

>>34851597
It's awright

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>>34862038

>suddenly surrounded by three dozen cute girls
HELP

>>34862866
S M A S H BOI
MAKE US PROUD

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>all guns i own get turned into girls
>Have no guns
>Still have no girls

i uhm... i'm happy for you guys at least

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>>34862866
Godspeed anon.

>>34862812
HOLY SHIT NIGGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BLUE BOARD[nospoilerson/k/]don't stop[/nospoilerson/k/]

>>34831103
>taurus pt92
Brazilian milf when

>>34831103
no

>>34831211
depressive soap opera apparently

>>34831211
Whatever Welcome to the NHK is

>>34869085
Black comedy.

>>34831103
You fucking anime pedos I swear

>>34836499
STOP IT GARAND!!!

>>34869703
We never specified age, personally I see all my guns as girls in their mid 20s

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>>34869747
>namefag
>tripfag
>delusion about gun girls
Only thing girly you should give to any gun is a nickname, that's about it

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Me and the wife have fun

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>>34863855

>>34839761
Wells he's Czech, so the CZ thing is understandable.

You guys would absolutely love /wfg/. The whole community is based on stories about gun girls.

>>34837897
Gee billy, how come your mom lets you have two VZ's?

>>34831103
Would I? Absofuckinglutely, I wouldn't just put up with it, I'd be excited as hell for qt gun waifus

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>>34871297
She does not know about them...

>>34869782
Waaaaaaaaay ahead of you