>tfw my home defense weapon is a bow and arrow and a baton

>>34823252
Load the bow and hold it in place. Build a trigger mechanism out of wire and a pedal and attach it to your foot. If you go onto your toe your bow will release itself and hit your attacker in the groin. After that use the baton to bash his skull. Attack a laser to the side of your arrow to see the general direction of your flightpath.

>bow and arrow
>not a crossbow

>>34823252
Spear

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>>34823252
why are you so poorly armed anon?

>>34823252
okay thanks for the thread

get a firearm for home defense

>>34823252
That bow. Make sure you get a 30 caliber clip to let you disperse 30 arrows within half a second, a 30 magazine clip in half a second.

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>not having a bow and gun
come on now op

>>34827743
They say it takes over 1,000 hours to master a skill. This anon has spent a lifetime honing the craft of poorfaggery into a finely shaped art form.

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>>34827758
my poorfaggotry took years to fully harness, i even got the bow for free

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>>34827743
>Shitty fiberglass bow.
>Leaving it strung.
>Holding it in a way that unevenly distributes weight.
>Has a single arrow.
>Using a broadhead.

Calling that glorified toy a bow, y even lyf?