Australia bans men from entering service

>not wanting women to die for your cunt
Racist much? Geez...

>>34823086
Im a melting pot of friendship, actually

>>34823110
Well good. We're aiming for 50% women, 50% aboriginal transmen by 2030.

>>34823129
>50% aboriginal transmen
watch the petrol bill skyrocket

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>the US is about to start a war in Korea that we're obligated to join
>how do we get out of this?
>I KNOW

it's the equivalent of licking keyboards and running naked in the rain so you can get sick to avoid a test

>>34823154
It's not that, mate. Our government is cancerous. It's completely filled with leftists that want to destroy all of our institutions. And no, I'm not knee jerking because of duh ebil gommies :DDDD, I'm telling the truth. These people want to destroy our Army for some vague sense of self accomplishment and schadenfreude.

>>34823138
Well, none of them will probably be able to fly dem fancy new F-35s, so we gotta use up that avgas somehow.

>>34823177
How awesome of a high could you get off of fucking jet fuel?

>>34823198
Actually it's a pretty big problem in some remote areas, because we've switched over to low aromatic fuels elsewhere, so the only shit that can get you high is aviation stuff, but that stuff still contains lead unlike other fuels, so it leads to really bad lead poisoning.

>>34823223
good

>>34823051
>https://archive.is/9mIro

worth noting, it is also illegal for aussies to serve in foreign militaries, including the American or British armies, which would bew trivially easy for them to join if not for Australian law. Somehow it's legal for Aussie generals to work as "consultants" for the saudis, though.

>>34823198
jet fuel is for all intents and purposes k-1 kerosene

>>34823274
>its also illegal for aussies to serve in foreign militaries
Im pretty sure that every country revokes your citizenship if they find out you took up arms for another nation, anon

>>34823223
>but that stuff still contains lead unlike other fuels
av gas and jet fuel are two different things. av gas is for piston engines, hence the ridiculously high research octane [r+m/2]

Click bait.
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/08/11/05/32/australian-army-shuns-male-recruits-for-females-defence-force

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>>34823177

Diesel is fine as long as it comes to huffing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>>34823154
I seriously doubt anyone in australia is smart enough to think of this

>>34823302
not the U.S. you can serve in any allied military and you don't lose citizenship unless you make LtCol or above, or are elected in to that countries highest executive office (president, prime minister, etc.)

L. Paul Brenner had to get a congressional exemption to be the head of the Coalition Provisional Authority in Iraq because he was then legally a head of state of a foreign nation.

The standard is basically you can't be a u.s. citizen and be making policy decisions for a foreign government, but you can enlist and even accept a commission in an allied nation's armed forces with no worries.

>>34823391
But in my passport it says that I can have my citizenship revoked for taking up arms for a foreign power

>>34823274
What? That's wrong, I know someone who did serve for the Brits.

Honestly they're just doing us a favour and trying to end our suffering early.
>Tfw too much penis to die for your country

>>34823176
>Our government is cancerous. It's completely filled with leftists that want to destroy all of our institutions.
So kill them and then you'd be the government.

>>34823593
Because that worked so well for McVeigh...

>>34823519
>can

>>34823623
It's worked brilliantly for leftists. They send dumb morons off to wars they have no interests in, the burden you with crippling debt and limited opportunities after shipping your jobs to communist nations, they import murderous third worlders who openly murder you in the streets with little to no consequences. McVeigh's problem was nobody followed him up. Maybe that tells us something is fundamentally weak and defective with "right wingers".

>>34823647
But we don't have crippling public debt (private debt is another matter), high unemployment (generally about 5-6%), or lots of terrorists here (there's been like half a dozen people killed in ten years).

So these leftists are clearly not doing their job properly.

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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

>>34823637
>shall

>>34823878
>be infringed

>>34823727
You don't understand, if he's not personally happy with his life, something is fundamentally wrong with the system.

>>34823051
Are there any ausfags in the army atm? What is everyone's thoughts on the ban?

>>34823051
That's like the treaty of Versailles but it's by emus instead of the French

>>34824105
Normal ausfag here, I think this is fucking hilarious and won't drive up females any faster than normal, and when the adf realize this everything will go back to normal

>falling for the reverse psychology
Go ahead and join the military just to spite feminist, Nigel.

>>34824263
I doubt the australian government is clever enough to think of that

>>34823129
My fucking sides left orbit

>>34824716
They can't even run a fucking census.

>>34825039
What happened with the census?

>>34825089
>Government sets up online census
>Some Chinese people DDOS it or something
>The firewall attached to the server instantly shits itself
>It takes the government like 2 days to get the firewall repaired
>And guess what the government threatened?
>To issue fines if people didn't participate in the census

Don't worry though, the Government fixed it by blaming IBM.

>>34824230
Go have a look at the recent Kapooka marchout photos, there's plenty more females than males.

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>>34823223
>so it leads to really bad lead poisoning
I remember when /k/ was good and there would be paramedic/doctor/nurse stories. One guy said they were treating a cardiac arrest in and abo female who had a soy sauce bottle up her ass. She died from salt poisoning from the sauce.

>>34825811
Ohgodthebees was a cool guy I wish he came back for story time.

>>34823051
Today I also discovered that airsoft guns are regulated as firearms in the land down under.

Nothing can surprise me anymore. Not even this.

>>34826056
they're scary baby killers

>>34826078
>For example, in Victoria police will not issue authorisation for their importation because there are no officially approved firing ranges, which means there is no genuine reason to own one.
>Likewise, Tasmania has banned them on the grounds that their use constitutes a simulated military exercise which is heavily restricted under Tasmanian law.

I refuse to believe that people are this fucking soft.

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>>34824105
>Former army,
They've actually tried this twice before and its ended up failing because they just simply can't fill positions no one wants. So they just end up taking people that really do want the job and the top brass screams its arsehole off that they're being terrible. Vast majority of women end up in armour, engineering, mechanical, medical, signals or logistics anyway (where they always do!) and won't be on a gun line.
Combat stress will fuck them up really badly, same as high end sports don't have women competing against men in their chosen fields, its an unfair game.

In saying that, my first unit was signals with around 40-50% women in it, took them on two peacekeeping deployments and managed to return them both times without them getting lost, eaten, pregnant or murdered. Leadership is a VERY different deal though which requires a bit more micromanagement (than I'd like) and NCO's get premature grey hairs keeping them motivated. Blokes are easy, you just yell at them a lot and eventually they do it properly.

That said, basically we need another proper, hateful war and that'll sort all the touchy-feely things out pretty quick smart. Otherwise the military as a whole tends to wander from its course of being murderous, savage arseholes and into territory which is always hypothetical.
But its no longer my problem, so I don't really care too much.

Two years later the Australian Army has neither male, nor female recruits, the Army collapses under the weight of all it's fat, malingering SNCO's and retarded officers. Shortly after the Island nation is invaded by mildly belligerent Pacific Islanders in outrigger canoes wielding parangs. The Australian people, long since disarmed by their oppressive nanny-state government have no means to resist them and wouldn't want to appear racist and intolerant anyway. America points at them and laughs, but being Americans they point in the wrong direction and end up laughing at Canada, Canada apologizes. But then it turns out that mildly belligerent pacific islanders are way better at running things then communist hippy-nazis and Australia enters a new golden age.

Just as planned.

>>34826165
>trying twice before
Shit, this is the first I've ever heard of anybody doing anything like this

>>34826165
Why didn't he tell her that the motorcycle wouldn't start?

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>>34823051
>None of the seven targeted air force roles is open to men, unless they are indigenous Australians.

>>34826723
Because then she'd go on about how much money he's been spending on his hobby.

>>34826761
>cramming a bunch of abbos and white australian women together in the military
Wow, I didn't think a whole country could fall for the jewish psyop. Goddamn.

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>>34826767

That's a bingo. In a relationship, the contents of a woman's purse are hers. The contents of his wallet are "ours".

>>34826761
the fuck, australia?

>>34823530
Brits are open to Commonwealth nations. They probably don't give two shits what their home nation thinks of it, let alone care enough to go through the effort of finding out.

It's a grey area for Americans. Like, if you wanted to join the FFL, you would have to say you've gone on an extended vacation or risk losing citizenship. Its worth noting that most nations don't allow non-citizens except in some cases of former colonies, such as the UK and Spain, and the US which requires a green card.

war happens
women fill vaginas with baby batter.
the whole military is now either pregnancy leave or literal cavemen

The Australian military is slowly becoming the sororitas

>>34823051
>Send the women first. They inevitably surrender.
>send in our good male troops while the enemy is busy raping the women

THIS IS INGENIOUS!

Now watch 4chan shitpost count skyrocket because retards will be hanging out here instead in some mil base.

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>>34827965

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Just how fucking retarded can Australia's government be?

>>34828011
>Just how fucking retarded can Australia's government be?
Oh, we haven't even hit peak nanny state yet.

Thank fuck that Baby Boomers are a nonrenewable resource.

>>34828036

That's okay, we're already beginning to see far left infestation. It's about to get a whole lot worse, hold on to yer butts

>>34823051
fucking hell, there go my aspirations

>>34828036
>Boomers die out
>Literal comunists take over
straya yew

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>>34823051
Jesus fuck, I thought sjws in politics were a meme, worst thing I've read all year

>>34823302
The FFL has a lot of foreign nationals, that's sort of the point.

>>34828413
Yeah, but don't you get french citizenship for serving in the FFL?

>>34828319
/pol/ is always right. Just remeber that.

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>>34827965
For the emprah!

>>34828426
For all the sad words of tongue and pen, none are sadder than these, "/pol/ was right again"

>>34828425
Not guaranteed AFAIK

>>34826723
Because what the fuck would she know about motorcycles?
Not to mention she wouldn't give a shit anyways.

>>34828526
Your 'tism is showing as badly as his

>>34828529
>not talking to your wife is autism
not communicating with your significant other is a perfectly natural thing for a middle aged man to do

>>34825811
I'd try and dredge up a good story for you but tonight all I have is rage.
>Indian student comes over here on a student visa
>Turns out he has HIV, and HIV-related brain damage
>Drops out of his course
>Develops a meth addiction
>Winds up in my hospital costing the government $600/day. No way of recouping losses even though he owns property in India
>Starts selling his family farms to buy meth
>In and out of hospital. Draining a fucking fortune from the healthcare system
>Everyone talking about how fucking unfair it is that he doesn't get Centrelink (social welfare) because he's no a citizen.
>Social worker is trying to help him apply for a refugee visa
For fucks sake. He's not a fucking refugee. His family own half a fucking village. No one's oppressing him. Why is he in my fucking hospital.

>>34828319
>I thought sjws in politics were a meme
what the fuck, why would you think that

>>34828585
No joke, euthanize him.

>>34828585
>HIV-related brain damage
holy shit, thats a thing?

>>34823302
No?

>>34828638
Maybe?

>>34828662
No. Most countries don't give a shit who you serve for unless it's their enemy in an ongoing armed conflict.

>>34823198
Jet fuel doesn't get you high, it just gives you a head ache and cancer.

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>>34826767
>>34826894
>>34828526
>"What's wrong?"
>"My motorcycle won't start, I haven't the fuckin' foggiest clue why."
>"Oh... that's too bad."
>"Yep."
If your relationship does not function like this then one, or both, of you is not a mature adult.

I don't get why people have such a hard time with this. Who the fuck cares if she cares or knows anything about motorcycles? She asked, if she doesn't want her questions answered then maybe she should shut the fuck up.

>said that to the (then) girlfriend one time
>she got mad
>refused to talk for two days
>waited patiently until she got lonely and apologized
>forgave her
>it never happened again

>>34828604
Yeah, HIV-Associated Cognitive Disorder. Relatively rare in Western countries where people get treated early.

>>34828593
If only I could. Him and the damn '''compassionate''' social worker.

>>34828425
If your home country is a cunt about it, you can end up technically stateless until the French give you citizenship.
It's one of those odd things, but nobody's likely to look too closely as long as you stick close to the FFL and do your job.

>>34823593
>So kill them and then you'd be the government

“No! I must kill the leftists” he shouted
The radio said “No, anon. You are the leftists”
And then anon was a Democrat.

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>>34826761
I'd fuck her raw. Just sayin'.

I work in a medical school. What we see here is just the beginning.

>>34826165
This bloke is right in all written. It won't stop the leftards from taking their crusade to this once fine country however.

What we need is a real fucked up, all or nothing war to get these faggots off the horse, and shake some sense into this place.

>>34826150
We had one little massacre and we got skittish for life.

>>34826171
All the Australians have to do is call them boat people.
We may not be racist but we are xenophobic as fuck.

>>34828011
We were 1/4 of the way through upgrading everybodies internet to fiber optic because we were one of the worst countries for internet in the world.

Then a new goverment came in and decided lol let's just go fiber optic most of the way and then switch to wireless when you get to town.

>>34828938
it goes from fiber to coaxial, the same exact cables and network foxtel uses,

>>34828951
HFC is one option in the mix. Wireless, and reuse of the existing copper phone line for VDSL are options in other regions. Read more.

I got fibre to premises, so whatever.

>>34823051
to all you non-ausfags out there i can tell you the real reason we don't have guns in australia (doesn't deserve a capital letter anymore, like sweden and germany)
because we would all kill ourselves because of this type of shit

>>34823274
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY LORD AMERICA WAS MY LAST HOPE
no wait New Rhodesia is still an option, if it ever goes ahead....

Nothing surprises me anymore.

>>34828824
Mate, my social worker is the angel of death we bring in to convinve the family to let their little old gomer rattle off. You need to get yourself one of them.

>>34829076
it is at times like this that i think we need to declare a civil war of the (((government)))
*listens to Erika to calm down*

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>>34823051
Its been this way a while now. All the ADF recruitment ads over the past 5+ years have pretty much exclusively targeted women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAJE-AjWg7U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT9AXVWZU00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dumv2DxnpXM

12 sec in. Obese middle-aged mothers, thats what they want the Australian Army to be. Hopefully we realise how dumb this shit is before an actual war starts.

ausfags, how could we take over the government?
would the military intervene? or would they open the gates for us?
its very hard to see any high ranking member of the military approving this female soldier bullshit without a gun to his, yes HIS, head

>>34828585
>>34828604
Something like 60% of natives in the NT have aids too. the ones that don't have either diabetes or polio

>>34828741
I don't think the guys huffing it really understand those concepts, or care.

>>34829132
nope nope nope nope nope nope
why why why why why why
kill me kill me
for the love of the fuhrer just end me

>>34829146
straight outta this fucking country

>>this entire thread
America we will forgive you if you nuke canberra, melbourne and sydney
the commie density is too damn high

>>34829132
The gap year program is fucking cancer. By the time they actually get to a unit cunts on have about 6 months left on their contract and if they resign on after that they get a 10k bonus. We've got 4 at the moment who are not only useless but we have to handle them with kid gloves and make sure they have a 'worth while experience' while they're here.

>>34829132
51st state when?

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>>34829154
yeah, it's the kinda place where you can be having a few cold beers at the pub and witness a girl murder the shit out of her uncle/husband because they were hungry for some kfc.

On the bright side, Darwin is a military town (with some neat history), so we get to have near constant international military exercises going on, so I can get jet-boners everyday.

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>>34829146
I'd imagine they'd stop once they realized they weren't actually getting high off it.

Rural airports literally have to hire security guards with dogs in order to chase of the abo's siphoning the avgas(think super high octane leaded petrol) out of peoples planes.

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>>34829137
>its very hard to see any high ranking member of the military approving this female soldier bullshit

lol

>>34829132
I am most offended by the overweight soldior

>>34829137
High ranking officers are literally the ones who came up with a pushed for this.

>>34829215
Cate McGregor is actually pretty redpilled
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cate_McGregor

>>34829241
ADF fitness test is a fucking joke. I work with 50 year old guys who can still easily meet the <25 standard

http://independentsports.com.au/documents/1/33/Fitness%20Regime%20Summary,%20with%20Tables.pdf

>>34829291
THE SONS OF BITCHES

>>34829291
bet they had no combat experience
fucking pencil pushers

>>34829215
That's literally a man, though.

>>34829495
NUH UH!

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>>34829495
Cutting your dick off is the only way a man can get promoted

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>>34828748
You'd be surprised how little some people actually communicate in "functioning" relationships. A friend of mine got married last year, I visited him while we were both going to a work-related conference for the company we founded. One evening the three of us were sitting at their table and I mentioned the conference by name. His wife looked at him and said, "What's that?"

I thought, "Holy shit - I've been here three days, we've been going to the conference the last two, and she's never heard of it? Did he never mention to her why I was staying or where he's been going the past few days? Do they just pretend they're roommates who fuck sometimes?"

After it was explained what the thing was, her response was, "Oh, right, I think you mentioned that a while back". It's really mind blowing.

>>34823176
>It's completely filled with leftists that want to destroy all of our institutions

And still, ironically, right wing morons that want to continue strip mining for fucking coal of all things. Oz makes 0 sense to me.

>Try for air force pilot, hoping for hercs, orions or caribous cause more flight hours
>get all the way to adfa selections in Canberra
>answer all the questions, jump through the hoops
>'ur pretty gud kid, but you're too tall'
>apparently 195cm is cutoff
>they offer artillery officer
>no thanks
>go back to Perth, reapply for enlisted crew chief/load master
>you're over qualified lol

I just wanted to fly planes/be flown around while working.

In retrospect and with the current direction I feel like I dodged a bullet.

>>34829661
>apparently 195cm is cutoff
You're taller than that? Fah-reeeek.

>>34829291
>high ranking officers are literally the ones who pushed for this
Source?

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>>34823051

>>34830010
>Source?
Maybe you should try reading the bloody link in OP.

>>34828748
Sauce on the image?

>>34830184
It's from the SBS Insight episode on fatties.

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>>34823051
>https://archive.is/9mIro

>>34829582
Met coal is running like 300 bucks a ton and China is buying every ounce they can.

You'd be stupid not to mine it.

>>34823051
Wow I'm glad I'm not Australian right now

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>>34829291
Are estrogen pills red?

Lol that's ok the american military is about 50% female anyway. The only reason this is happening is because Australia is filled to the brim with alpha chads wanting to sign up, they need something to take their stress out on.

>>34831478
>the american millitary is 50% female
try 20%

>>34829661
i know that feel
>tfw too tall to be in a tank

>>34823051
Well, most people here wants to ban women from serving, so who cares

>>34832818
But there is a practical reason for that, its not just a social experiment

>>34828741
That's close enough for an abo.

>>34831362
Titty skittles are blue.

>>34829198
>Yes, I've got a cracker in up my clacker
>Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker
What does this mean? Australians?
>Witches saved by an elf
>Horny roo stalks NT women
>Frog struck down by lightning
>Soap banned at NT school
You have witches and elves? The death of a frog is news? Your kangaroos try to rape people? Why ban soap? Australians?

>>34833963
>Yes, I've got a cracker in up my clacker
>Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker
"I've got a firework in my ass"
"Why I stuck a firework in my ass"

>Witches saved by an elf
i don't know

>Horny roo stalks NT women
yes, roos do attempt to fuck women occasionally

>Frog struck down by lightning
a bolt of lightning nearly hit a few people but a frog was hit instead

>Soap banned at NT school
handwashing soap, the aboriginals drink it since it has ethanol and alcohol is banned in all aboriginal communities

>>34834076
>kangaroos attempt to fuck women occassionally
what the fuck
>the aboriginals drink it because it has ethanol
Are all fucking aboriginals addicted to alchohol an huffing petrol or something?

>>34834145
>what the fuck
well yeah, they're like extremely large two legged deer with the IQs of sheep and the libido of dogs.

>Are all fucking aboriginals addicted to alchohol an huffing petrol or something?
yes. i think it's genetic, i've known quite a few of half castes that were completely fine when not drinking, but got absolutely horrifically drunk when they did drink. they would drink 10-15 beers in 5 hours.

and of course every aussie knows about that one cunt (there's always one) on the train that has not showered in the last 5 months, is completely billigerently drunk, and is going on about how every white person is a WHITE DOOGGGG, every asian person needs to GIT OUT DIS IS MI LAND, and how every african ISN'T A REAL ABO ILL FUKIN KILL YOU CUUUNNNTTT.

and then you've got the real aboriginal communities, which are 10,000x worse than detroit.

>>34834187
Why are they so fucking bad with alchohol? Not even native fucking americans were this bad when they were introduced to firewater

>>34834220
i don't know. all that i know is that i've seen it in every single person with aboriginal blood i've ever met.

>>34834076
All I've ever heard about your aborigines in the US is the typical leftist drivel about how oppressed they are. That can't really be trusted because it's obviously propaganda, even if it is rooted in truth. That, and stories from Australia about them huffing gasoline to the point of a new unhuffable fuel being invented, killing each other for dumb reasons, and freaking the fuck out and hunger striking until your prison system would let them play digeridoos and barbeque kangaroos. Are they as shitty and subhuman as our white trailer trash in America?

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>>34828914
>We had one little FALSE FLAG and we got skittish for life.

>>34834250
>about them huffing gasoline to the point of a new unhuffable fuel being invented
now they just jump on planes and drink the aviation fuel.

>Are they as shitty and subhuman as our white trailer trash in America?
worse. if the trailer trash had done even 0.01% of what the aboriginals are doing in the rural communities, the left wouldn't be crying for heads, they would be occupying entire counties.

>>34834220
Alcohol inhibits conscious brain function and abos are barely sapient to begin with.

>>34834220
They're mentally on par with children who have no purpose in life so they just drink themselves to death.

Our (((defence minister))) is just a fuckhead. Red-head fat feminist cunt, she is.

>>34823051
Check this other one out mates
https://archive.is/92Bwy

>>34836377
kek

>>34836377
Pretty much all of the articles I've seen so far while searching have been all from News Corp subsidiaries. I'm starting to doubt we're getting the full story here, because of that, and also because I don't trust The Daily Lelegraph.

>>34837613
Well, that and Uncle Rupert is a notorious shit cunt

>>34823051
where men glow and women plunder ?

>>34823274
Strayan.
Nope. Lots of aussie 4x2s go join the IDF, no probs. It's only illegal to merc - they tried charging a few guys who went YPG

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Why ADF has gone all SJW.
Minister of Defence

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>>34837967
Pt2 Minister for Defence
>both have the same number of testicles

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>>34837967
She's more conservative and right wing than most of the higher ups in the ADF.

>>34837987
And he used to hold the record for number of times kicked out of the Lower House for "un-Parliamentary language"

Nope, this comes from people within, like David Morrison and Angus Campbell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjP8VZK-zA

>>34828959
>tfw fttn plebian

>>34834250
Aboriginals are like gypsies crossed with niggers dialed up to 11
The only upside is they're usually so intoxicated they couldnt chase you down if they tried.

>>34829132
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAJE-AjWg7U
Holy fuck she has the perfect face for "im a stronk wymyn in the army give me awards for having vagina but also carry my backpack becasue it's heavy, im also on my period so im going home".

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>>34827965
Heeeyyy, maybe this won't be so bad after all

>>34827965
ADFA and any IET with a decent number of females is this already.

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>>34823051
Jesus fucking Christ Australia, what the fuck.

>>34838437
>dying for a government that heavily restricts your freedumz
>ever
They can serve all they want, I do not give a flying fuck.

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This is the ideal military. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>34838032
>>34827965
>>34827999
>>34828489
>>34838355
>>34838370
It wouldn't be problem if those women were hot.
I don't care if military will be 100% female as long as their hot but judging by those ads >>34829132
it's gonna be more like fatritas or bitchtas instead of sororitas

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>>34838581
transoritas

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>>34838661
Invariably attractive transvestites when, doctors shouldn't be letting such travesties run amok

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>>34838684
>>34838661
>wanting trannies in army
I mean if we're gonna create literall suicide squad then why not.

>>34838661
I can't tell if the one on the right is supposed to be male-to-female or female-to-male.

>>34838746
it's both, step up your trans game nigga

>>34823051
Fuck I'm sick of this country. Seriously considering moving abroad.

>>34838884
that's a bad idea. you have the australian culture embedded in you, you're going to have a very hard time finding a non cucked place to live that will allow you to be yourself.

>>34838889
Also since he's got cuck culture embedded in him, he ought to stay away from remaining noncuck places or he'll contribute like the california refugee thing.

>>34838904
mate, aussie culture is pretty non cucked. it's just that the media and the government are completely subverted.

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Nations that employ their women and children to fight for them are always in the brink of collapse. Australia is a fucking joke. I don't even consider their XY individuals men anymore. Your ancestors would be fucking livid if they saw this. Absolutely disgusting. I'm so thankful we have Trump around to keep this kind of bullshit away.

>>34829568
This concerns me

>>34834255
You guys still fly planes.

>>34838927
If all that's keeping you from no longer being a "real man" is a change of government, I've got some bad news for you...

Just follow the laws that make sense, follow your own morals when they don't, and maintain a little discretion (ie. OPSEC, nigga).

Basically, be your own man. This isn't rocket surgery.

And if you're right about Australia about to collapse, all the better.

>>34838911
This. Everyday people a fine, or fucked up, but not cucked. it's only the leadership.

Something/someone has taken this place over from the inside.

>inb4 /pol/

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>>34839016
>Something/someone has taken this place over from the inside.
did you know that ASIO was completely penetrated by the KGB?

our country is dead a long time and this is just one of the nails in the coffin

>>34839110

proofs?

>>34828868
Essentially the problem for everyone in a peacetime/low mobilisation armed forces.
Our military runs on blood and while its not a 'nice and correct' way of describing what happens and gives sensitive people absolute conniptions- is that practical experience of going to and killing the enemy, acceptance of taking casualties (both yours and theirs) and fucking up as much shit as humanly possible is actually WHAT works. In some ways we're lucky in that the Aust Def forces have a fair few veteran troops who've been in the shit and still cycling out some others in places who can teach new troops, pilots and our sailors how to do the job properly. Course they're not listened to because 99% of the time the Aust public would rather forget we exist on most days ending with Y and that just tends to leave the noisy wheels rattling off their bullshit about how they think things are.
Usually in order to get elected again.

Mobilised military is fucking great though, plenty of resources for training, our stuff gets upgraded, new gear and they're forced to listen to ugly, violent, knuckle dragging neanderthals (like me) when they decide diplomacy is just all too hard and you just need to make a lot of the enemy dead. Because that's what it ultimately comes down to- this military mechanism delivering the most effective way of stepping on someone's neck. Drones, bombs, planes, boats and all that make the enemy angry, they break his toys, reduce his ability to fight and kill some of them. But when you put boots on the ground, are in his house, in his bedroom at 3am kicking the crap out of him with a bag over their head, while his family can hear him pissing his pants- he now knows what real fear is
You don't do that with young ladies

>>34838927
>I'm so thankful we have Trump around to keep this kind of bullshit away.
Never served, dodged the draft with some made up medical bullshit and wouldn't trust the cunt to run a fruit stand let alone a war

>>34839134
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/asio-penetrated-by-soviet-moles-during-cold-war/7964846

>>34839144

>the third book is out

noice

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>>34839157
Saw the book in a bookstore just yesterday.

I was about to say that the restaurant in the background of >pic related is still there, but I just checked on Google Maps and it's been replaced by a Korean place.

>>34823274
Is it in any way possible to join an allied army and retain my citizenship? Military is my back up plan but it's not like I can fucking join the ADF anymore

>>34834187
10-15 in 5 is nothing compared to what some blokes can manage, never throw down hard as a young cunt?

>>34828604
Had a patient recently that did after coming into the ICU with a systemic staph infection that nearly killed him. Had no CD count, but the viral load was undetectable

>>34823391
Not so fun fact:

During the build up for the Persian Gulf War, Rahm Emanuel went to Israel and volunteered for the IDF instead of helping US military forces.

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>>34827965

>TWINS THEY WERE

>>34828585
Paramedic in burger land here. I do the IFT side of things. I understand your frustration

>>34825651
>only hire women
>surprised when a group of new hires is mostly women
This new breed of retarded... Is this the weapon to surpass metal gear?

>>34838731
Trans should be in the military!
>Trans kill themselves because of Mental Disorder and PTSD
this is the fault of toxic masculinity!

>>34838911
>he says while paying a man tax at shops