Would /k/ join Cobra

>>34820619
Yes

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Yes. I need... discipline.

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>>34820619
No.

>>34820673
Like she would discipline you. Cobra commander would

>>34820673
I wish she had better lips

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I feel like an autist

But I kinda wish ISIS was like Cobra and they built superweapons and armies to invade cities. Whilst their leader was on TV making ridiculous commands.

Then I could watch the news in suspense as Seal Team Six use their new age tech and vehicles to thwart ISIS.

Watching the super bowl and ISIS commanders the broadcast to announce their weather device, then Trump announces the special mission force comprised to stop them.

This is an autistic fantasy but it makes me smile.

>>34820619

Only if they call me Trouser Snake.

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>>34820743
But cobra likes democracy

>>34820674

NOD is just Cobra with magic green crystals.

Keep in mind that both of your leaders would be incompetent and throw violent tantrums at every failure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thbICk05yPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUdmetykD6o

>>34820776

Well...then, adjust my comment accordingly.

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>>34820619
Yes.
Yes I would.

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Someone needs to replace audio of ISIS battle footage.
Every gunshot is a laser and every "ALLAHU AKBAR" is a "CORBALALALALA"

>>34820819
And that is different from reality how, exactly?

>>34820847
>pic
Wow, I bet that hurt

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>>34820674

Kane lives in death.

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>>34820674
nod soldier best soldier
but I'd buy that cobra costume, that's pretty cool

>aesthetic uniforms
>laser weapons
>regularly pegged by the baroness
absolutely

How's their dental plan

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>>34820619
>/fa/ as fuck uniforms
>mad scientists creating super weapons
>cohesive color scheme
>bitchin emblem
Who wouldn't?

P.S. vipers a best

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>>34820619

Would? Yes.

But could...? Pic related.

>>34820889
why should CnC4 happened? Tiberium War is good, but fuck EA why CnC4 have to be merely the to-go source for hilarious sci-fi weapon thread on /k?

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They got health benefits. They have a giant r&r facility in the antarctic. Despite being a terrorist organization when it went belly up the troopers were able to file for unemployment.

>>34821135
story time?

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>>34821343
Sorry anon, I don't have the full issue on hand.

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>>34820619
>>34820673

Sure, why not?
Actually how the hell are they funded?

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>>34821388
Cobra Commander is a good businessman.

>>34821388
Cobra commander has some kind of shipping company I think

>>34821409
Does Cobra Commander wear that mask everywhere? It's just so out of place on an office suite.

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>>34821468
The man is good at hiding his face.

>>34820619
Childhood is idolizing the Joes

Adulthood is realizing that Cobra was right

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>>34821489
Remember when Cobra Commander tried to eliminate fiat currency?

>>34821520
Remember when cover girl got impregnated by a transformer

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>>34821587
I do remember.

>>34821135
>>34821356
In the Larry Hama comic, Cobra Commander was a Ron Paul-type used car dealer who got regulated out of business. His next job was of course Cobra Commander.

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>>34821409
>>34821412

Huh. I thought it gonna be drugs and gun running.

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>>34821751
They also steal treasure and shit.

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>>34821607

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>>34821806
It was a strange world in which they live.

>>34821409
>arb co
>co bra

>>34820701
This is my fetish.

>>34820701
Why not both of them?

I would down to be in the middle of her strapon and his dick.

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What about the ninja division

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>>34822014

>>34820619
OH FUCK YES!
/k/obra when?

>>34822027
Wut

>>34820619
Why their emblem looks like a vagina?

>>34822407
Why have I not seen this in the 20 years I've known GIJoe

>>34820619
not if i had to draw out the "s" everytime i used it in a word

>>34821135
>>34821356
>>34821409
Fugg Cobra is pretty woke

>>34821035
What 4th command and conquer game? C&C3 was the last one they made.

>>34820619
I've always felt Navy blue and black web gear was the best uniform for the police, so now I want to work my way into becoming the power in charge of the police's equipment and slowly turn them into cobra.

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>>34822324

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>>34822631
When you wash standard Flecktarn surplus with navy blue clothes dye it turns into a mottled blue-black-faded-green look that wooks absolutely amazing as night camo.

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>>34820673

>>34822738
I always liked the H&K gray look on the sodomized import sport versions, for some reason.

>>34821814

>decepticon vampire

Nigger what the fuck. Out of everything on a page that included attempting to smother the sun with a dyson sphere, "planet cyberton used jupiter's gravity to increase its speed" and Cobra colonizing the long abandoned pyramids of Venus that is the most retarded thing

How can you even be undead when you were a sentient car robot to begi nwith?

>>34822752
Looks like something you would buy at an ironmongers-

>>34820673
Goddamn, I've wanted to fuck baroness since I was in middle school.

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>>34822865
Nah, to me the grey always looked way more futuristic than the standard army black. Combine with the long, smooth muzzle-device-less barrel and it got a real scifi feel.

Truly, why doesn't any manufacturer offer stark white plastic guns with smooth finish and no / few and subtle rails? That'd practically be the be-all end-all of pseudofuturistic guns.

>>34822014
that snake eyes and storm shadow rivalry is goat

>>34821388
ARBCO, you mong!

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>>34822738
How the fuck did it not click until now that Hakke is an HK reference I must be literally retarded

>>34822873
Which part of her?

>>34820674
KANE LIVES

>>34821991
superb taste

>>34820619
Seeing how Angry Joe is Corporate Commander...no.

>>34820743
Anon, that's google you're thinking about.

and they appear to be in the middle of a marvel crossover event.

>>34821356
how has this not been edited into a young version of Trump yet?

>get blue lasers, heavy machinery, and no expectations of success
>every week you are allowed to crash one of them
sign me the f up

>>34822884
now i want to cast an aluminum stock for a 10/22, polish it to a mirror finish and have some white high gloss automotive paint detailing.

>>34821814
That solar systems would be dope as fuck to live in

Going through this thread I get the impression that Cobra Commander is allowed to his thing:
>be Cobra Commander
>See news about dissatisfaction in the US about the economy, Korea and Terrorism
>Decide that I can use this dissatisfaction to my benefit
>Plan would be to start a business and build a massive economic empire then take over the country
>"The People will love me as their Glorious Leader and-Shut it Destro I don't care what the title is of some fat China-Oh, Korean...Uhh, remember Cobra Cadets don't jump to conclusions that's bad..."
>Manage to build an economic empire and massive military people love me
>Except the Ninja...send the Ninja a fruit basket
>Launch my attack to take over America
>fail because of those blasted GI Joes
>Wait and try again next time

With the flip-side being:
>Economy is lagging, people are worried about security and so forth
>Notice growth some place but write it off
>Notice skyrocketing growth in the economy across the nation
>Within a quarter year unemployment is at historic lows and people are beginning to get happy
>Know Cobra Commander is up to something
>Attack happens but the Joes put a stop to it
>Has the damage of a small quake but immensively more positive then negative
>Military has gotten exp, economy is still surging, thousands of violent prison immates dead and Vets/random citizens as soldiers of Cobra get into a relatively harmless fight to break stuff
>Everyone is happy since they know the crazy dreamer will come back when things get bad to make everything better
>...on accident

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>>34822014

I wish ninja divisions were a real thing.

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>>34823453
>that punch

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>>34820619
No.

But I'd join Hydra.

Reading the GI Joe comics as a child is why I grew up to be /k/

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>>34825877

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>>34825877

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>>34826545
Beachhead is best joe

>>34821477
>Relax! I have my ACTUAL driver's license with my REAL NAME on it!
I never realized that Cobra Commander was such an absolute MADMAN.

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If I get to fly this or a Sky Raven

>>34826693

COBRA was so based. I'd join them in a second.
Maybe get a slim chance to try out the Baroness's A.S.S. device, know what I'm sayin'? ;)

>>34826759
If you tried, I think Destro would send you a suicide mission or hire Zartan to make you disappear.

>>34820619

Am I the only one who finds it ironic they're using Kobra sights on their AK's?

>>34822027
>You are already dead

>>34826650
Is that a double barreled pump action?
How the fuck does it even feed?

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>>34826693
>tfw you will never be surgically alter to withstand higher Gs in flight.

>>34826950
That's not ironic
Just dedication to the brand

>>34826950
That's not irony, that's coincidence. Irony would be if the Joes used Kobra sights. The key detail in irony is that it is the OPPOSITES of what is implied or expected, not that it just so happens to fall neatly in line with what is expected. If the artist INTENTIONALLY gave cobra Kobra sights then it would be a visual pun, as coincidence implies a lack of intention.

>>34820619
Realistic gear on functional characters makes me hard

Delete this cartoon faggotry

>>34826967
Who the fuck knows? Comic writers and drawer have no idea how real weapons work.

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Coincidence? I think not

>>34827032
Get out

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>>34820674
My brother. Peace through power.

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>>34825849
>But I'd join Hydra.
Hail hydra

>>34828034
>What's wrong with "they"

IT'S A FUCKING PLURAL PRONOUN YOU SCIURIDAE MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DON"T GET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ENGLISH IF YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT

I would join Cobra-La

>>34828619

Wrong, back in Shakespeare's time singular they was already in use.

>>34828657
>500 years ago is modern english

They /can/ substitute for the singular, but the differentiation is important. "We are legion, for we are many"

>>34820619
definitely

>>34828619
It can be used in a singular version in certain ways...

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austrian cobra are pretty much the most badass police in the world, I'd join them for sure

>>34826950
That was the first thing I noticed.

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>>34821690
>>34821489
>tfw cobra was the protagonist all along

>>34821477
>Using your real identity as a fake identity
Can we have a James Bond style film series, but featuring Cobra Commander restoring freedom to the world?

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>>34822817
>He doesn't slingshot manuever

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>>34821607
Wut

>>34830319
Chromed

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Straight COBRA. They would wreck soon as Commander retires.

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>>34831470

>>34831886
Manlet secret weapon

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Everyone loved Snake eyes & storm shadow. Fuck that mystic eastern horseshit. For me it was all about armor & guns so a clear winner was Cobra. Joe's can suck a dick.

>>34820619
no, because I can hit my targets.

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>>34820674
TELL ME ABOUT KANE, WHY DOESN'T HE DIE?

>>34820756
hehehe.. love that episode

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>>34821489
>>34829701
I feel like even if there was a cartoonishly evil character who committed the most imaginable evil deeds and wanted to destroy the whole world, all for no reason, you underage edgelords would still claim he was "right".

>>34821115
It was only later in life that I realized just how fucking easy it was for Cobra to transport shock troops around the world without anyone picking them up on radar.

>>34832607
>watched tv show in mid-80's, thirty odd years ago
>underage

How fucking old are you?

>>34820776
He's an illiberal corporatist or straight fascist depending on the iteration. He doesn't mind making dosh, but he definitely isn't into democracy and personal freedoms.

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>>34832607

>>34821607
How can humnbois even compete with the BRC?

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>>34833504
We will take their wimminz

>>34820674
My headcanon for Nod had Cobra as an internal faction that was set up to fail as a distraction while the Black Hand did the real nasty shit.

>>34825877
Wasn't Snake-Eyes a Vietnam vet and Recondo school grad in early GI JOE comics?

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>>34833637

>>34833758
>Cobra is a Nod pawn set to fail and distract from the true goal.

I could see it.

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>>34826693
>Three engined tilt wing A10 with a top turret.

Anon....

Only if I get pork chop sandwiches.

https://youtu.be/z8K08AcVru0

>>34836308

How about a body message?

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>>34820674
DOWN WITH THE GDI!

>>34836335

I don't wanna die. I just wanna ride my motorcy........................................................................................................................................cle.

>>34836404
Nice catch el blanco nino
To bad your ass got sackkkeddd

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>>34822014
And fight snake-eyes? No way, man.

>>34827027
Where can I get a Mad Max GI-Joe technical???

>>34836433

Snake-Eyes confirmed for Best-Eyes.

>>34836437

I guess start looking for a Desert Patrol Vehicle and start from there.

>>34827015
>10 seconds in and dis nigga is shoulder firing an M2

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>>34820674
I need this aesthetic

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Cobra Commander is okay, but I am the CLIT Commander.

>>34820619
Yeah, sure. Fuck it

>>34826953
Nani?!?!

>>34836520

>WHENEVER YOU SEE CLIT YOU WILL SEE THIS FACE

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>>34833637
Das Rite

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>>34827015
She's getting off on this

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>>34820674
Based Serbian Wolf coming through.

Fuck you C&C 3

>>34836495
First Command and Conqueror Nod best Nod.

>>34826666
An astute observation, My Lord. I one day hope to achieve even a fraction of your excellence, My Lord.

>>34838422
Are the newer GI Joe animations any good, or are they just another A-Team cartoon where they just shoot at eachother but nobody gets fucking hit or dies? I heard one of them went the "gritty, realistic" route.

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>>34826666
Nice quads satan
>>34838352
Well just look at the shit that he had to put up with on a regular basis.

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>>34838573
Resolute was more serious. It's only a few shorts put together.

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>>34838589

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>>34838593

>>34838589
>>34838593
Damn, this does NOT look good. The female characters are even worse here.
Still better than those shitty Tatum movies though

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>>34828665
>500 years ago is modern english
I literally was though...

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>>34838638
There's Renegades which is A-Team meets Resident Evil. Cobra is a mega corporation secretly making bioweapons and build a private army. The "Joes" are a few guys who are on the run because they're accused of a crime they didn't commit helping people along the way. It was done by a lot of people who did Beast Wars so if you ever watched that and liked it then Renegades might be worth a look.

>>34838659
Oh yeah, I remember watching a few episodes of Renegades when they used to air them.

Premise seems cool but wasn't too notable really. This was around the time of the G.I. Joe movies right?

>>34838659
What about Sigma 6? This shit seems like something that would run on that Disney XD channel, or like it was animated by the guys who did Phineas and Ferb.

>>34824481
you must be 18 or older to post here

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>>34838685
I never watched Sigma 6 outside of a couple of episodes. Here have some Snake Eyes from Resolute.

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>>34838693

>>34838588
This is why I don't watch my old favorites, it'd be like meeting someone you admire but years and years latter when nobody gave a fuck anymore.

>>34838693
>>34838700
>>34836433
When the fuck did Snake Eyes merge his ninja gimmick with straight up commando shit? I don't remember this at all but damn if it isn't cool.

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>>34838706
You're missing out man.

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>>34838715
He's always been like that. His old toy came with an Uzi.

>>34838730
Jesus fuck
>Qualified Expert: All Nato and Warsaw pact small arms
How is this a kids toyline and TV show again?

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>>34838741
Back in the day they didn't give a shit as much.

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>>34838741
it was a glorious time call the 80's where a movie like robocop that is a violent political satire warning about the privatization of government had a fucking toy line. The aliens movies had a toy line. The first terminator had a fucking toy line (fuck the second one that WAS a fucking kids movie)

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>>34838730
>"and some form of holistic medicine."

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>>34838717
>world of tanks.webm

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>>34839038
fuckn hell m8
plz nerf

>>34838818
Well, all of those had changed their designs to market specifically to children.

>>34838818
Okay, those animal aliens actually all look awesome.

>>34838700
Okay, now I want a survival horror game where you're the last survivor of a small group of mercs sent out to take care of a ninja assassin.

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>>34839090
How about having to survive a Russian special forces team?

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>>34839135

>>34839062
yeah but it doesn't change the fact we made toys from rated r movies not meant for kids.

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>>34839139

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>>34820674
Peace through power.

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>>34838730
Could he beat the boss

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>>34838593
Shame the Cobra grunts look cooler than like all the Joes except maybe Snake Eyes. Haven't seen the show but I'd imagine one of the problems being a lack of tension because its not like a Joe can die right? Maybe they should make a GI Mook and have grunt on grunt battles I'd watch that

>>34820674

PEACE THROUGH POWER

Is Cobra Commander a Klan member?

>>34820743
This is what Kim Jung Un actually does.

The joes have better waifus

>>34820674
KANE LIVES, PEACE THROUGH POWER!

>>34820619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeGTV6fvgaM

I trust Cobra Commander more than the Donald. Cobra got rid of fiat currency in link related, fucking patriot

>>34845065

This motherfuker just invent cryptocobracurrency? GI Joe confirmed illuminati conditioning drills

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>>34822884
Say no more, amigo
>>34823961
>stock
>not monolithic receiver/stock assembly
You must look beyond, my son

>>34836401
nobody remembers Retaliation, I thought it was pretty good. The fight between snake eyes and storm shadow was kino.

>>34836308
whoever made these are the most intelligent racists I've ever seen

every single offensive stereotype is on point

>>34825849
>>34828034

Cobra vs Hydra.
WHO WINS?

>>34837515
Fuck why is Baroness so god damn hot

>>34820619
yes. second best option beside Militaires Sans Frontières.

Also ive actually got that figure. its cool

>>34838597
This is why you don't let John McCain on your carriers.

>>34839449

Since you posted that I went to look for the guy through google images; because, a couple of years ago I saw him talk at a convention and thought, "Damn, does this guy ever age?"
Seeing his image today he still looks very much like he did throughout his Kane years.

I can only guess NOD's health care is very good.

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pic related is what /k/ would join

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>>34820673

>>34820619
What webbing is that?

>>34820819
That's a crazy coincidence, both of those videos have 128,000 views.

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https://youtu.be/EX_9jKFpQKM

Remember when cobra decided to torture the shit of shipwreck by having messed clones of his diseased wife and kid melting in front of him
https://youtu.be/lQKwQzyoebw

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>>34847247
I remember this. Shit gave me nightmares

>>34847247
Dude..

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This thread made me take this out of the drawer. I've owned it a good bit longer than most of the people posting here have been around!

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>>34847926
Nice HISS!

>>34847926
HISS tanks are so fucking cool

>>34838717
THE FUCKING HELMET JAMS THE TRACKS HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>34821468
Remember, he's not entirely...human.

>>34822027
Did not realize that tanks have nerve clusters.

>>34822663
Am I the only one who questions the wisdom of just throwing away a perfectly good dive mask that also happens to be a rebreather/o2 scavenger?r?

>>34848267
Well I guess there's two kinds of people. Those like us who question throwing away perfectly good gear, and those with Excalibur.

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>>34846065
That'll be like watching a boxing match where both fighters work for Don King.

>>34848249
What is he then?

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>>34837922
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdVnF8flZLQ

>>34848340
Scaly. But no one liked that version.

>>34840291
For all we know he is the boss under the mask

>>34848325
Andromeda Animations

>>34838588
How many peanuts did they pay the Japanese to animate that? Good lord.

>>34849508
I believe it's a Korean animation studio

>>34849508
Three or four.

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>>34820927

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>>34852254

>>34852261
I'd join Cobra if I got that as a signing bonus.

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>>34854312
What about the joes

>>34854585
Didn't she die in that live action movie

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>>34821607
>>34821607

>>34848267
Let me get this straight, you just watched a ninja park a jet plane in the bottom of a lake and use a ghost a reference find the legendary blade Excalibur, then just leave his jet there as he just chooses to just swim back up, without even questioning it, yet have issue with throwing off his dive mask?

>>34854585
Sorry anon, Baroness was my first love. Plus I think she'd be more fun in the sack.

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>>34855540
You're denying top tier waifus anon

>>34826967
through the rule of cool my friend, through the rule of cool

>>34822817
It's a melting pot of almost believable sci-fi and batshit insane fantasy.

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>>34856023
I'm satisfied with my decision. She hits all the right buttons, you can't improve on perfection.

Some where I have a membership card for gi. Joe that I got when I was like 8 . 38 now

>>34856292
>38
and how long have you been here

>>34856321
Maybe 10 years or so don't know if to long or not long enough

>>34856348
>10 years
we really cant leave this place can we?

>>34856354
I don't even try to stay away anymore.

>>34856348
If you have to ask, not long enough.

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>>34856730

>>34856812
>Spoiled rich kid
>Graduated from student radicalism to terrorism
Real as fuck.

>>34856812
>student turned terrorists
Hmmm

>>34856812
Not doing much to kill my Baroness boner.

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>>34857494

>>34833763
yep him, Stalker, and Storm Shadow were on the same team running a SOG mission when the explosion fucked his face up

>>34840339
Bazooka dies at the beginning. Stormshadow offs him before sabotaging the GI joe aircraft carrier. Everyone else that dies is cobra.

>>34857518
Best ship

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>>34857494
This will

>>34857722
Kek

>>34821477
Cobra Commander seems like a pretty cool dude.

>>34850189
No, it was animated by Toei.
It's why it looks so much like 80s anime.

Japanese economy soared to such heights because the Yen exchange rate was fucked, so everyone could do shit there. Most of the old animation studios were born out of collaborations and or inbetweening like that.

Once yen stabilized, their bubble collapsed and the US started outsourcing inbetweens to
South Korea, nowadays China and North Korea (because, again, Southern Gooks are too expensive now).

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>>34820619
>Cobra
>uses kobra sights

Really makes you think

>>34858020
What's she doing