Somethings starting

lmao fuck off kid

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Is this your first honeypot?

>>34814323
>>you must be willing to pledge youself to our (meaning all of us including yourself) organization above the american flag or any other
Gee, it must be a slow night at the ATF regional office.

>>34814323
Kill yourself

ATF pls

Mr FBI, if I join your militia will you give me a HK 416?

>>34814323
i tried to do something like this, i put up an ad on craigslist. i asked for veterans with bad discharges, violent felons, and sex offenders. i had hundreds of offers in a matter of hours. i hired the most violent and fucked up dudes, and now we do badass shit all over the world. 11/10, would highly recommend. good luck sir. perhaps our organizations will cross paths one day.

Applicants will not need to bring there own equipment nor have any military training whatsoever, although you may bring your own weapon if you have formal training or are proficient in using it
Meals and housing will be provided along with a high salary and a $1000 bonus upon entering the base
There will be no official benefits as we are not 'on the books' but any medical or legal expenditures will be covered by us with the exception of legal fees for family members
>mobile phone use will be restricted during ensignment but on site phones will be available for use along with personal laptops

>>34814403
alright I'm in, i aint doing shit with my life. how do i contact you?

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>>34814323
This is some of the worst bait I've seen in a while, Mr. Lawman. Is something the matter? Are you feeling alright? It's okay to come here and talk about your feeling, Mr. Lawman. We're here for you. We don't want to see you do anything drastic. We may trash talk you, but you're fun to have around.
Maybe it's the marriage, the kids, or an identity crisis, but you should go see someone, Mr Lawman. You have so much to live for. Poor bait isn't the answer, and it won't fill that void in you heart. There's only one thing that can do that, and you need to find that for yourself, and we're always here to help you do that.

Please stay healthy and be sure to talk to a therapist if you need to!

>>34814458
Make a secure email on sigaint or something and post it
>you can filter out any emails you get until 10 other people have posted secure emails

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>>34814323

>>34814458
>>34814474
*9 other

Posting in a v& thread.

>>34814380
Not fbi but we will be standard issuing ak-47s for their reliability but youll be free and easily able to purchase your own weapons onsite

>>34814495
Which Alphabet Soup agency are you with?

>>34814524
USDA

If this was your first time here then you probably wouldn't know to identify your pic as semi related, that's something people only pick up on doing after they've seen it enough. Just my observation, but by all means, continue

>>34814524
The name will not be disclosed until you are onsite
We are not an alphabet soup agency nor are we affiliated with any government or other organizations, we will be our own self contained system
As said you will not need to bring any equipment and as it is legally my land you wont be tresspassing so there are no laws broken anyway

>>34814534
U.S. District Attorney? Are their writs not enough firepower?

>>34814557
I meant my first time on /k/
This will definitely not be my last post on 4chan either haha

>>34814323
Eat shit and die commie fucking scum. I hope you retards are made into paste by freedom squads in the near future.

>>34814495


Fuck you Isis mother fucker get off our boareded!

We are gonna sit here and post and do nothing just as we were meant to do. Flouride and soy and chemicals in the food have ensured our place.

>>34814323
So this is what my tax dollars go to. I fucking hate you guys.

>>34814323
Ok, I'll bite.
I'm a brokedick Marine that dosen't give a fuck anymore, just give me drugs to numb the pain and I'll kill a school full of kids. I want this shitheap of a country to burn.

>>34814559
>>34814572
Well best of luck to you. Enjoy the banter while you're here.

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>>34814323
>above the american flag or any other
Fuck off faggot, only patriots here.
Alphabet Soup go home.

>>34814593
There is no reason to sit and drink the flouride infested water or eat chemical ridden food
Wether or not organic is actually better all food provided by us will be and can be made to kosher or other standards at request

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>>34814323
eat shit faggot

>>34814610
fasho, lets do this. I'm on board

>>34814610
If you want to join please post a secure email that you will be using only for this on here and i will message you soon, the other 'details' can be ironed out over email

This must be bill hickock.

>>34814593
>Isis mother fucker
Obviously a false flag towards russia

>>34814681
>that no dogs sticker
Nice touch.

I figured i should mention the initial training will take place in the usa but you may be deployed in other nearby countries

>>34814560
Lol no US Dept of Ag.

Attny would be under justice dept.

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>>34814665
I PURCHASED THIS TOTALLY LEGAL PART FOR MY AR-15 FROM BILL HICKOCK

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>>34814323
neat

As i see noone has posted any email im forced to assume people are afraid too because of law enforcement.
Nothing of imprtance will be discussed over email except for minor details and eventually the working out of your travel plans which will will gladly cover

>>34814560
meat inspector, motherfuckers!

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>>34814647
>If you want to join please post a secure email that you will be using only for this on here and i will message you soon, the other 'details' can be ironed out over email

Is this the group with a location in Missouri that has mandatory organized circle jerks every night?

The Turd Burglar Militia. Yuck

>>34814731
Are they talking about nuggetfest?

>>34814738
What if I just drop by? Can I take my complementary free AK home? And get a free meal?
Also, could someone drop me home afterwards? My mom's not keen on driving long distances. Although that's not top priority. I just want the AK?
Is that ok?

>>34814765
No we arent located in Missouri and as said we have no 'soldiers' yet and have no public presence

>>34814787
We would fly you out but you would have to agree to ensign for 2 months before you got an AK

>>34814765
>>34814767
No, no. Nuggetfest is just /k/unts, guns, and booze.

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>>34814804
What are your personal views on anime? What is your organization's official stance on the subject?
I always ask potential employers this.

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>>34814383
>perhaps our organizations will cross paths one day.

underrated

>>34814855
>What are your personal views on anime? What is your organization's official stance on the subject?
>I always ask potential employers this.

Terminally unemployed, are we?

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>>34814894
>Terminally unemployed, are we?
I'M TRYING, OKAY?

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you must be 18 or older to ride the 4chan Party Coaster.

>>34814855
You can watch whatever you want onsite
My personal views as the person replying to you are that i have watched my fair share of anime bur prefer live action shows

>>34815063
>prefer live action shows
It seems our professional relationship will be unable to proceed further. I wish you well in your future endeavors.

Do not contact me again.

Sincerely,
Anon.

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You ain't foolin me mr government man.

>>34814323
>organization above the american flag

I don't like the government but i would never join a group that was against the nation as a whole.

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>>34814323
>>34814495
>>34814559
>>34814403
this sounds like isis

I am very interested. I have considerable Special Forces experience and I am sure I would make a valuable addition to your team.

>>34814383
Bonjour, Légion Etrangère

>>34815362
Shut up neverserved, real special forces guys aren't allowed to talk about it to civvies

>>34815362
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>34815362
Please send contact info then. Thanks!

>>34815329
We are not affiliated nor will we ever affiliate with any current organizations

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>>34814323
Could you post an isolated email so we can get in touch with you without posting multiple isolated emails on this board? Also I was wondering if women were allowed?

>>34815295
We are not against any nation as a whole
All we ask is that when push came to shove youd see the organization as your country and if need be fight against your home country for our united benefit

>>34815462
Kekistan?

>>34814855
That's a big loaf.

>>34815561
>>34815561
>>34815561
>>34815561

>>34815447
I will post shortly im making a new one

>>34815106
I'm a toku guy myself.

>>34815561
4 u

>>34814323
sup fbi

>>34815416
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.

>>34815583
>>34815447
Anyone wanting to join please email
[email protected]
Use a secure new email

>>34814931
OP seem to be able to employ you

>>34815720
to email or not to email,
that is the question
nah, everyone knows ausfags are allergic to guns
sorry OP

What is the final solution OP?

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>>34818498
ein spelling mistake
ein not und
und means and
ein means a
knowledge

>>34815720
Where is This site? Also if I'm too far can I basically be an extension

>I am organizing a paramilitary organization

Is that you ATF? Is this me?

I'm interested, is it really necessary to be an American to join your paramilitary tinfoild-hat batshit insane organization? Because I just want to fire some funs

>>34814931
Well try harder you were.

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>>34814323
In

>>34814451
He looks too big

>>34820082

Obvious FBI honey pot with blessing from the mods I'd wager.

>>34814342
cool dog. is it for sexual?

>>34814342
half cat half dog

>>34815412
Shut up hunter 3-1 faggot-ual

>>34814323
inb4 Africa anon comes over here talking about making their own faction of white people in africa for 100k dollars first

>>34814534
I'll be honest, oper8ing for the US Dept of Agriculture would be nifty.

>>34814693
>nearby countries
We annexing Canada, Cuba, Mexico, or something else?

>>34815462
So I'm envisioning an oil rig in the Atlantic. Say, 90 miles or so from Nicaragua, give it take?

Fuck it, may as well email to see what lies ahead the end of the rabbit hole.

>>34814632
Get the fuck off this board you delusional retard.

>>>/pol/

>>34819831
I assume you mean the site of the base, which is located on the east coast of the united states.
There is no location 'to far' for ensignment as we will gladly pay for your airfare even if you live continents away.

>>34819959
No need to be an american, members of all races, creeds, religions, and flags can feel free to join up

>>34820561
Just spill the beans, faggot. Nobody's going to join unless they know what they will be fighting for.

>>34820417
Initially training will take place in a 'regular' style military base on US territory,
an oil rig has been looked into but probably wont be a viable option right out of the gates.

>>34820589
are you a commie antifa faggot?

>>34820597
>recruiting militant antifaggots on 4chan
>not telling the anons what they're fighting for until they've already joined
That's a good way to get a bullet to the back of the head.

>>34815063
How about lolis and traps. Are those fine?

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>>34820597
>Not infiltrating your local antifa group so you can inform/frame them

>>34820578
>>34820597
Will will not be fighting for a cause or tward any one endgame or goal atfirst, but simply for all of our united benefit,
Admittedly our system runs similar to communism but im sure you will find that it provides many more opportunities and that unlike under communism, or even capitaism for that matter, we will all be living in a relative lap of luxury

>>34820661
Anon if you want to start a pirate gang just say so.

>>34820655
>Not infiltrating your local antifa group so you can murder them in their sleep when shtf*

ATF pls go, don't do this

>>34820616
What you watch in the comfort of your dorm is up to you as long as your wearing headphones or are in agreement with your dormmate on the program

>>34820667
Essentially you could see us as that, but since plans are already being drawn up for 'community betterment programs' we will begin running in third world countries as time goes on, i prefer to see us as a fledgling government rather than a band of pirates

>>34814323
3/10. Didn't apply yourself; too obvious.
See me after class.

>Captcha was a van, kek

>>34814323

>>34820561
How exactly will you deal with the immigration requirements? You gonna tell USCIS that homeboy from Ukraine is joining your militia?

Everyone that replies to this thread should be banned for encouraging off topic threads and roleplay

>>34821061
more interesting than YET ANOTHER SIG B8 THREAD

>>34820710
National Socialism?

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>>34814323
How much prior military training do you need? Is "none" okay?
What about physical shape?

>>34814559
>If I keep trying people will believe me
I like your style, officer

>>34814881
gib torrent pls

>>34814403
ain't nothing free in this world

sorry mr fbi/atf/blm officer, but I took the Ironclad Oath when I joined my NRA state association, and as such, cannot and will not join any group which seeks to overthrow the Constitution of the United States.

>>34821813

No sling on that weapon.

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>>34815720
Really? Fucking [email protected]? Colonel Kurtz @ guerrilla? 3/10 next time don't use the name of a movie character whose presumed a madman.

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I have a list of demands to sign up.

1. You provide me with a state of the art Blunderbluss.
2. Unlimited butter knives, forks and spoons to use as death dealing ammo
3. Let me bring my dog
4. A rotating group of concubine
5. A 40 hour work week
6. 401k retirement plan
7. Full health benefits at no extra charge
8. Saturday, Sunday and all federal holidays off.
9. 4 weeks paid vacation
10. Steak once a week
11. Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
12. Air fare included
13.paid training
14. My own room with a moat and alligators surrounding it
15. Stock options

I emailed you, why haven't you emailed back?

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>>34822544
We'll be visiting you soon.

>>34822535
Please kill yourself sir, also learn to download the right image.

>>34820661
Hi, I'm someone who already joined.

The second I finish signing up for 2 months and get my free rifle, I'm going to slaughter as many of you as I can.

I don't plan on surviving, but on the off chance I do, I'll just claim there was some crazy Scientology torture and insurrection going on.

I've convinced 3 other like minded friends to do the same, just to hammer it home.

Good luck, hope you catch me first.

>>34814804
What's to stop me from just leaving the second I don't feel like listening to an obviously underaged faggot?

>>34822573
Your mother lives tonight.

>>34815561
u u u u

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>>34814681
100/10 anon. Very nice work.
hardly ever see this kind of effort anymore.

so is this a communist pirate gang or what because i'm only down if it is

>>34814323
can we make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again?

>>34815690
the joke (aka stale pasta)
^
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your head

>>34819996
l-lewd....

>>34822576
you think its that easy kid? Before you step 1 foot in the door you have to do a solo OP of our choosing, usually it's removing some opposition.
THEN once your commitment is clear it is made even more clear what will happen to you if you flip. *Hint* count the number of fingers each of your new family doesn't have.

>>34822758
I've done it before. You might even be able to figure out who I am if you find a string of unsolved pedophile murders.

>>34822576
Hi, I just joined too! I have HIV and like seducing bois who think they're straight! See you there!!!

>>34822790
sure thing, kid.

>>34814495
>ak
>for reliability
somehow this is even weaker bait than the OP

>>34822576
I like this idea better than OP's.

At least this guy has a plan. OP is vague and gay.

>>34821813
Gonna need some sauce.

>>34822733
>the joke (aka stale pasta)
>^
>|
>|
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>your head
the joke on the joke (aka stale pasta about stale pasta)
^
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your mom

>>34822793
Nice! I'll leave the skinny boys with fat assed for you. That way there's actual evidence of creepy gay cult shit.

Everyone wins!

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>>34814323

ITT: ATF

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>>34820661
>Admittedly our system runs similar to communism
Found a pic of OP

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>>34814534
Ah, the United States Dicksucking Association, headed by the infamous OP. This is a great opportunity, anons. Let's grab it by the balls and milk it for all it's worth.

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What's the point of the group? To capture the world's tendies? Will it be like pinky and the brain where we ask you what we are doing tonight and you say, "the same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world...'s tendies!!!"

>>34815329
Sadmin go to sleep

The offer is legit but this idiot has no business making it. We are not actively looking for bodies at this time.

We are going to be recruiting for a very large contract in So Africa in 3 to 5 months. The IMF stands to lose 2.2 trillion USD in existing debts and future contracted profits if this new communist party backed by China gains real power and we all know what happens to any threat to the globalist bankers. Look at all the Arab springs that went down when they all conspired to go on a gold standard for oil sales.

I have no idea how he even obtained the info he posted here already but here we are. He must be someones son, someone who doesn't fucking understand OPSEC and that someone will get his nuts cracked when we find out who he is, if he can post this now he could post info that costs lives later and the lives of our men matter. We have a proven attrition rate much lower than the US DoD can claim. We take good care of our own. I'll make an offer to the admins here, $5,000 for the IP address he is posting from. Contact me through a warning ban if interested.

We would love to recruit from this board but we are far to leery of some of your regular members and I doubt anyone can fault us for that. So I will offer this, if you have combat experience keep your eyes and ears open in the coming months for our recruitment. We are talking about putting 20,000 riflemen on the ground. The UN isn't going to endorse our action but they know better than to piss off the IMF.

We offer new equipment, excellent pay, a solid future with our organization and a family for those who found themselves alone after spending time in combat because only those who have lived that life understand the baggage we all carry.

>>34814323
>literally asking for a private army

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>>34823418
>Not just getting some African children and pumping them full of heroin

>>34823389
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>34820661
You have to realize that you have to give a lot more information and make a lot more sense when it comes to whatever your plan is. You're recruiting on 4chan --4chan--, and this sounds more like you're looking for cannon fodder rather than any people with skills really. It's just open to the public, and "living in luxury" means that if you intend to take something over, you're just looking to zerg.
it would be a bit more convincing if you had proof of funding and endgame, because by the sounds of it, you're either making a budget security company or you intend to exploit some events within NA.

With proof of this being less sketchy than it sounds, it might be interesting, but this is way to honeypot-y.
And AK's will be supplied by IO, right? :^)

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>>34823460
>being this retarded
you must be 18 to post here, heroin would make for a shitty "soldier booster"

>>34814681

I was hesitant at first but then I saw the eagle on the flag and well that just makes we want to pledge allegiance right here on the street. Call me up, I want enough giggleswitches for a Victorian schoolmistress's convention.

>>34814323

Kiva, go to bed

>>34823389
As a 32 YO former contractor with 6 years in Iraq under my belt when it was still the wild west, this makes me so sentimental. Id love to get back into contracting but alas most of my prior experience was in force protection and logistics. Not things most hire for anymore unless you wanna be a coorporate shill for Fluor or Halliburton with some polo wearing prick hovering over you day in and day out. More than adequately familiar with most small arms Id love to ride free over the county side in a Hilux one last time.

>>34822535
kys

>>34823389
>Fighting for (((them)))

Why?

>>34815362
Sure you do kiddo

>>34815690
>Not understanding a meme

>>34820578
>>34820561
>>34820589
My bet is ISIS is trying to recruit on 4chan

>>34820589
You arent big boss you faggot

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>>34825798
Somehow I doubt that

>>34814323
Yeah, it's called the United States Armed Forces. Kind of been a thing for a while now, OP.

>>34824165

Damn son. I don't want to feel this want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDuTVhtyHdM

>>34825798
Or trying to kidnap some people.

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God damn it this thread is full of summer and children.

>>34814323
>What we need is soldiers
>you must be willing to pledge yourself
Serious question, what colors are the robes and does this cult have women?

Post pictures of the women and then we'll discuss my services. Shoe on head with timestamp. No exceptions.

>>34827195

Fuck shoe on head, tits for tsunami victims ftw! Also fuck the card stand, I'll be there in 5 min

>>34822535
Tragically gay

>>34814495
what terrorist organization are you?

>>34815447
Yeah, good idea. Bring your mom with you so they have a cook.