/k/ lulz thread post em

>>34812002
Someone post the other half where she makes a post admitting she didn't know those were drill bits.

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>>34812058
>liberal
>admitting fault

>>34812082
No fucking way...

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>>34812026
this one bothers me the most lol

>>34812186
yes heckin way
idk what episode it was but it was last or second to last season

>>34812232
I mean, maybe someone threw them at her house so it might not be entirely inaccurate?

>M16/M4 jams (((per usual)))
>throw handful of bullets in anger

>>34812058
That's impossible, because she didn't. Instead she did a
>jokes on them I was only pretending.

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>>34812002

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>>34812629
>Those shitty quality metal brackets scratching the finish

>>34812026
Came here to post this.

>>34812026
>>34812082
That's 65% more bullet per bullet.

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One of my Favorites
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350657/Couple-discover-7-500-machine-gun-shotgun-pistol-bullets-garden-weeding-pond.html

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>>34813389

what in the actual fuck is wrong with britbongs

>>34813389
>2.2 millimeters
Wait. Do they mean .22 caliber?

>>34812097
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>34812002
i actually have emilys nudes, believe it or not,

i knew her for around a year and it was a joke the whole time

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>>34815821
A normal photo of her

>>34815837
Go on

>>34814056
while I'm all for making fun of Sig's failure, this shit is high-level newfaggotry. Comparing a cocked gun vs. an uncocked gun in terms of not accidentally discharging are really completely different.
Webm Iver Johnson man should have cocked it and then hammered his hammer it to prove his point

>>34812690
kek.
We need a third.

>>34815821
Post them to /s/ or something for the great good of the murderkube. I could go for a quick hate-fap

>>34814056
AYY I MADE IT INTO THE CAP!!! CZ post top

>>34812286
>a soldier got so angry that he unloaded several rounds out of a magazine so that he could throw them at her house

>>34812131
>fal->m16->ak-47
>not fal->ak-47->m16->ak-74->m4

>>34816893
Exactly

>>34816974
Not /k/ related, but that's pretty great.

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>>34817431

>>34817431
i was in that thread!
was a good thread

>>34818179
I was there too!
you remember me, jerry?

>>34812002
Those are drill bits
>>34812026
Those haven't been fired
>>34812082
Neither has this
>>34812097
Never happened
>>34812131
Guns aren't rappers
>>34812563
Overpriced
>>34812629
That's not how you mount a scope
>>34813913
Grammar is atrocious
>>34814056
It should be drop safe
>>34817431
That 10/22 is not the sort of weapon that would cause that much mayhem with that much ease inside of that school
>>34818012
Beastiality
>>34818067
They can still steal it, it isn't locked to anything
>>34818218
Things that never happened: The post
2/10 thread

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>>34817431
I remember that thread.

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>>34818429
Git out if ya not having fun

>>34818429
Yea you're probably real fun at parties arn't you buddy

>>34812058
>>>34812002 (OP)
> drill bits.

Those aren't drill bits, they're screw driver heads

>>34818469
To be fair, I've known people who decide it's a good idea to put those in drills.
They don't use power tools anymore, don't worry.

>>34818459
>hey guys this rap song is great lets dance to it
>its about gun violence in black neighborhoods and the hardships they felt growing up how can you enjoy it let alone dance to it?

>>34812097
>there
>centuries
Their, and sentries, Jesus.

>>34818486
I'm not sure if i can catch your drift, anon.
not that anon, by the way

>>34818497
it was in relation to him say that >>34818429 would be fun at parties as his post is literally pointing out the obvious like some assburgers as fuck retard kid

>>34818503
ah, now i get it. cheers!

>2.2 milimeter
>
2
2
2
2
2
reee

>>34812058

Lefties never admit to any mistakes or wrong doing, they just doublethink it out of their heads so the next time someone calls them out their memory is blank. An so are able to maintain an infallible attitude because they literally don't remember their fuckups.

>>34813389
"Thought it was a piece of gold"
Are they actually children?

>>34818429
This is the face of true autism.

>>34813389
>I’m terrified that next time I’m mowing the lawn I’ll run over a bullet that hasn’t been found yet.
Dumb faggot doesn't know that wouldn't do jack shit.
>'We have friends with young children who could have put one of the bullets in their mouth
And then what? Spit them at you?
>or one of our cats could have got hold of one
WHY DOES THIS MATTER?! WHAT'S A CAT GONNA DO WITH A FUCKING BULLET? BUILD A GUN A AND SHOOT YOU?!
Holy fuck, its should be illegal to be this dense.

>>34818429
Holy shit you are retarded

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>>34818429

>>34815821
>>34815837
So you gonna post those?

>>34818429
Fuck off nigger.

>>34818429
You should've posted with the name Hunter 3-1 Actual, you could've DESTROYED the thread.

>>34814006
yes.

papa Navy also told the couple cancer if they touched an bullet they'd get cancer or something.

>>34818770
I dunno, not enough complaining about "civives" for Hunterposting

>>34818480
>To be fair, I've known people who decide it's a good idea to put those in drills.
it is a good idea.
drill bits are bits for a drill that drill holes.

>>34818924
screw driver heads are bits that drive screws and can be used with drills or multi-bit screwdrivers.

Colloquial usage, in MI at least, is to drop the term driver head and call it a drill bit because it's a bit most people use with a drill.

>>34818946
In VA the people I work with call them "screw tips" as we refer to an impact drill as a "screw gun" vs a drilling drill is a "drill motor"

>>34818965
>impact drill
we call those impact wrenches, that's pretty neat.

>>34818429
Of course the grammar is atrocious its a meme you mass replier faggot

>>34818453
>>34818459
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>>34818598
>>34818677
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>>34819047
>being this retarded
You know how I know you're retarded?

>>34816893
Did you not read the whole thing?

>>34818965
Only people I've heard call them screw guns are mexicans, cause in spanish a drill is a "pistola de tornillo" or pistola for short. Kinda funny the hillbillies in VA call them the same shit.

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>>34818429

Did you really have to respond to every fucking post? I swear cunts like you are retarded.

>>34819158
Kill yourself

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I've got a couple.

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A true /k/ classic.

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>>34819158
Ease up, Aspie

>>34813389
Fucking bongs are cancer. I hate those cocksuckers more than I hate Canadians.

>>34818587
Just good care-free citizens who rely on their government for every emotional and physical need.

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>>34816893
>what is a sear safety/hammerblock

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>>34812002

>>34812661
brackets? those are hose clamps.

>>34818429
kill yourself retard

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>>34813389
>2.2 millimeter

>>34812026
What if someone just threw them at her house? It only says they hit her house, not that they were fired at her house.

>>34813389

>I rang my dad who use to be in the Navy, and he said not to touch them, they could be dangerous.

DOING FUCKING WHAT? LYING THERE?? PLOTTING?

Was the faggot loser dad a cook or some other worthless nonner job to think bullets go off by themselves?

>>34818655
To be fair, the kids one is the only valid one. Because the kids might actually be retarded enough to choke on the .22 or swallow it or something.

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>>34820312
attention mission control:
sides are in orbit,
i repeat sides have entered the planet orbit.

>>34821682
Its usually bad to touch ammunition that has been left someplace for a really long time, so it was a good advice if you couldnt see what state they were in.

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>>34819403
Aspie here. On behalf of AS patients, I make no claim that the fun killing faggot is one of us. Do with him what you wish.

>>34812563
WHAT IS FUCK IS DONE TO RIFLE

>>34819354
>not "stares in knife hand"
Son, I am disappoint.

>>34815821
Still waiting for them nudes you claim to have.

>>34822428
He doesnt have shit this is 4chan when they actually have it they post it immediately

>>34822126
I was there for that, one of the best threads in a while.

>>34822371
Be honest, this is a movie you would see.

>>34822519
>>34822371
FUND IT NOW

>>34812563
17/10 would buy

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>>34813389
this angers the brit/k/

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>>34813389
You could've told me this was an Onion article and I would've believed you.

>>34812286
>pocket bullets kshaaaa!

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really surprised this hasn't been posted sooner.

>>34823304
That honestly doesn't surprise me. Bongs thinking that they can actually do things without a nanny is always funny.

>>17640994
>>17640994
>>17640994
>>17640994
>>17640994


CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS I CLAIMED TO HAVE
>>34816777
>>34816931
>>34818721

>>34823608
>>>/s/17640994

FFS

its on /s/ just go

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>>34823304
>Liberal sees a holstered gun
>Immediately has fantasy about attacking a police officer and using the gun to shoot up a crowd of people
>Claims others have a problem

>>34818067
This would be better without all the 9gag emohasis on the joke.

>>34818429

>>34818218 #
>Things that never happened: The post
2/10 thread
That actually happened though. Was in the news.

>>34818979
>>>34818965
Impact wrench is a different thing.

>>34822447

>tfw 'rso' is 'range sorcery officer'

>>34813389
Sounds like someone had a boating accident.

>>34823304
That has an SLS retention system on it. I'd give her a half a second of messing with it before the wearer implements the baton.

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>>34818718

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>>34823663
So much this. Projecting seems to be the calling card of ideological extremists.

>>34824089
You know this was proven to be fake, right anon?

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/rummages

>>34814056
Funny what suck out to me in the screen cap is the Stamper reference.

>>34824719
That looks very painful...

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>>34824759
for you

>>34824821
Holy fuck I thought he disappeared

>>34813389
>Safe: Despite the thousands of bullets that were found, the police did not feel the need to evacuate the couple
>Machine gun rounds
>implying boolits are made for specifically one weapon platform

Britbongs stop. Please. Uncuck your fucking country pls.

>>34824852
>>34824821
I get the whole pepe liberator thing and how he was trying to make a cheap 9mm gun, but what happened to the guy?

>>34824929
With any luck the one complete model he made blew up during test-fire and killed him.

>>34819354
Don't forget the rifle leaning against her gut

>>34812026
Hit as in tapped against the wall right? Cause I may not be an expert but it looks like the casing is still on those bullets.

>>34825155
>the casing is still on those bullets.
holy shit i didnt notice that, you sire are a god amongst men

>>34824674
I don't want to dance with your sickle cell in the pale moon light

>>34822474
idiots
>>17640994

>>34821859
There are trillions of tiny objects that a baby can choke on. Bullets in the bottom of a pond are pretty low on the list dude

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>>34822371

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>>34822311
>not putting this in the cap

>>34822311

holy shit i didnt think my story was that popular to get capped

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Ladies in gentleman from the creator of the Tactical Assault knife(pic related). I bring you the future of warfare...

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>>34825945
The tactical combat grenade

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>>34825961
Preorders start at 2.5k dollars

Order yours today

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>>34825972
>>34825961

>>34825972
Looks nice but can I get it with an extended clip?

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>>34812002
CUT MY STEAK INTO PIECES

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/818597/SAS-ISIS-news-exploding-bullets-RIP-weapons-Islamic-State

>>34812002
Does anyone have that old photo of that guy who got his scrotum caught in an M1 Garand? It might have been his dick, I don't really remember.

>>34826088
i thought it was an sks. unless theres two separate pics out there.

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>>34826097
>>34826088
plz no ban

>>34826097
>>34826114
Ah, yes. It was an SKS after all. I want a garand scrote/dick pick but I don't want to do it with my own dick, or rifle.

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>>34822227

>>34812026
>>34812232
>>34812674
>>34812690
>>34818429
>>34821536
>>34825155
She's just really good at reloading with her bare hands, give it a rest womyn-haters she is stronk and independent

>>34826073
why tho. what exactly do these do that a hollow point doesn't, besides look pretty in ballistics gel?

>>34813389
>Despite the ammunition found, the couple were not evacuated
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>34818429
Go away retard

>>34826310
>tfw i created that trolling technique on /fa/ after beiing inspired by bret easton ellis' "glamorama"
I really didn't think it would get this out of hand.

>>34822227
I love seeing this since I am now immortalized

>>34826344
I was involved in inventing both RWDS and Harrisposting.

We all have burdens we must bear.

>>34826355
>Harrisposting
What's that?

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>>34822183
how can somebody be this desparate? I bet they had some buttsex afterwards

>>34824719
i dont understand whats going on in this besides the blade breaking

context?

>>34824858
I've been staring at this for 2 minutes straight and still can't figure out whether or not this is Steven Segal

>>34826873
trigger discipline results in broken fingers.

>>34826228
what is this

is this porn?

>>34819354
cant tell whats happening here

>>34816893
He DID cock and drop test it though

>>34818429
Turn your trip back on WGWS

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Nobody needs an assault gun to protect themselves from rapists. It's the current year, guys!

>>34824654
How many ninjas died in that gif?

>>34813389
Can we nuke the bongs instead of the norks?

>>34814056
the foot close-up got me

>>34822183
>shit that never happened

>>34813389
Jesus christ. If our WWII citizens could see the fucking horror or what their descendants have become. They would have let hitler win to put off this degeneracy and fem-men.

>>34828312
please nuke us.

do london, dont bother with anything north of nottingham as no one will notice the difference.

>>34823021
This is fucking hilarious when you work at Walmart with a pedophile.

>>34826073
I hoped they started to make and issue 7.62 mm NATO B-patrone
fuck Geneva convention

>>34826883
Kerry king from slayer

>>34828312
do us both a favour and push the fucking button

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Gonna dump what I have.

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>>34829153
in the meantime /r/'ing the DOOP Marine Greentext

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>>34829193
Also /r/'ing all of this /k/ommando's comics

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>>34829219

>>34824089

Fake or no, I would pay any price for those grips

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>>34829350

>>34814056
That was a good thread

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>>34829270

Wow, that's still floating about?

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>>34829486
and I'm spent

>>34818429
Do you even understand the purpose of these threads?

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>>34826941
Here, have a version you can actually look at and see.

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its time for me to do my part for once
also entire thread with no koko the loco?

>tfw the image limit reach and i only just begun
>tfw i can't post a reaction image

>>34826263
I wonder what the context here was

>>34825945
>collapsible stock
>foregrip
>bayonet

That's 3 features, right? This is illegal in California?
Better put a wooden thumbhole stock on it.

>>34829270
C-Could you... could you use a fleshlight as a suppressor?

>>34829679
The groves arent very deep mango,
Assuming you used all the same dimensions and made the entire thing out of quality steel, you would have 10 pounds on the end of your rifle and It wouldn't be nearly as effective as a typical suppressor design.

Personally I think taking the design of the suppressor and making it out of soft rubber would be more effective.
Probably would feel like a transformer cooch

>>34816893
are you illiterate
no wait no even if you were youd be able to tell
from the fucking pictures
that he fucking did cock it

>>34818429
wow you're good at observing things faggot

>>34824918
I was at work reading the paper this morning (I work the night shift, so this was at like 3:30am, yesterday's paper) and I came across this bullshit. Look at those fucking photos. I swear, the cops are fucking with us at this point.

http://www.the province.com/news/crime/crown+seeks+months+arrested+with+four+guns+vancouver/14125241/story.html

>>34829510
who the fuck cares, none of it is true anyway

>>34825898
>lacking this much self awareness
It should be a crime to be as autistic as you and own a fucking firearm.

>>34829832
It reminds me of the time we were being forced to take the D.A.R.E. class at school and I asked the officer what sidearm she was issued.

"It is a nine millimeter."
"No maam, I meant what manufacture and model is it?"
"It is a NINE MILLIMETER."
"No, maam, that's the caliber it shoots."
"Does anyone else have any questions?"

>>34818429
sperg

>>34826941
She's pointing two guns at herself.

>>34813913
But the zulus won

>>34829746

I want to fuck the bike autobot. Fleshlight must make this so.

>>34818429
see now this is what real bait looks like

>>34830013
Fuck is D.A.R.E.? Some kind of job preview for kids but its a bunch of minorities or something?

>>34818429
anyone know how to sage a post?

>>34816893
are you being a dumb cunt on purpose?

>>34830203
D.A.R.E. was (IIRC) basically an anti-drug program from back in the '90s-'00s (don't know if they still do them) that had police officers come to K-12 schools across the US and teach students about the dangers of illegal drugs.

>>34830255
You're correct.
In my home town, one of the designated D.A.R.E. officers was arrested for stealing the "samples" they sent him to schools with (I recall a lockbox with small amounts of pot, black tar heroin, cocaine, and LSD blotter paper that was shown to us in 6th grade) and selling/using them.

All things considered, I would say the program was a stupid waste of money.

>>34819343
Have you seen my sides?

>>34830291
>>34830291
>literally giving model officers lockboxes of actual drugs to show kids to
What the fuck happened to simple pictures? Jesus fucking christ, good show America.

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>>34830226
You guys are the true faggots. Five minutes of effort my part, and look at this dank harvest of (You)s I've received.
Suck my dick

>>34812026
Just imagine some GI chucking ammo against her house out of boredom

>>34813389
>tfw parents used to take me up to army training fields to walk our dogs
>found shit loads of bullets, even a grenade once
>no fucks given

people like them are putting our country to shame

>>34829519
*oner kebabs

>>34818587
Jews probably.

>>34829255
Well the camo definitely works.

>>34814056

> 1.999 yen has been deposited into your account by Glock Holdings Inc.

>>34826073
They cost 4x as much as regular hollow points so that makes them 4x better.

>>34826228
NUCLEAR CATERPILLAR!

>>34819354
Jesus hell first sergeant do something anything. I would call her out for it

>>34826228
S-sauce?!

>>34818655
>cat has been building a zip gun for years and finally has the munitions to achieve his ultimate goal

>>34825961
Is that a glock?

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>>34830163
google katsuni lotus garden