Military Experience thread

>>34801034
Love these threads
Bumping for cool stories

>>34801034

Pretty sure this is bait but which branch gives you the most freedom in choosing your loadout? I figure it's Marines because they're better trained but I'm not sure. And also how much freedom do they give you exactly? I know you'll never get to do anything like put a "silencer" on your rifle or anything crazy like that but if I didn't like the stock/handguard/optic they gave me could I request something else or order it myself? Seems retarded to have to lug around a heavy uncomfortable quadrail for example when you could just get something that's superior in every way.

Wow, you are seriously still reminiscing about bootcamp?

>>34801229
Well hello there, Mr. Newfaggot. Anything posted under the name hunter 3-1 actual is made of pure cancer and is 100% bait

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>>34801034
lurking

>>34801034
That didn't happen and you're a fucking retard for thinking it did.

Neverserved here. Sounds like bullshit
This is bullshit right?

>Hunter Actual
Oh right

>>34801308
>>34801321
>>34801272
>not contributions
Get out
>>34801243
Yeah a little bit. I somewhat miss it

>>34801034
Oh god not this gay faggot agin.

>>34802311
Get out of my thread kiddo

>>34802323
This is mine now.

>>34801034
How do people ITT not see that this is satire? Damn.
>>34801229
>>34801308
>>34801321
You're all fucking idiots.

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>>34802554
get out lil kid. this thread is for /bigguys/

>"heh, I'd prefer something with more stopping power, but hey if this is what Uncle Sam wants the boys using, I guess I can deal with it."
>spend next week scrubbing shitters

>>34802554
>>34802599
>baiting this hard
>>34802613
Thanks bro
>>34802740
Except for the fact that I didn't

dumb frogposter

>>34802838
Its a burning frog
Frogs are shit which is why I made this pic

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>>34801034

hey guys look. I'm hunter 3-1 actual lol

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>>34802613
Pic related is me and you. Stay outta this and I won't get mad.
>>34802781
>baiting this hard
I can still see that your rocking that double digit iq. Declaring that I now own your thread isn't bait, you dumbass.

>>34803030
>>34803071
Newfags took the bait

>>34805046

is this bait

That's a pretty good Hunter post, is it a pasta? It feels like a pasta.

>>34806158
You're a moron. It was spelled out this is pasta. This is how dumb civvies are when it comes to the military. They took this shit seriously.

>>34806612
>they took this shit seriously
Are you retarded? I never said I took this shit seriously, it's very clearly a fucking joke/low effort bait. But, I don't recall seeing this particular post before, so I was asking if it was a pasta because it seemed like one.

>>34805071
>>34806158
>>34806612
>>34806784
Contribute or leave civies

>>34807346

I ate a crayon once. is that good enough?

>>34807365
Depends, what color was it?

Hunter. Why do you do this? Why do you even put in the effort? Just delete this thread and move on with your life. Take small steps to better yourself. Set a goal that you can work to, you know that fursuit you always wanted? Start really saving. You could be so much more.

>>34807365
Fag
>>34807411
Not even me
>>34807453
Dont tell me what to do faggot.

>>34801034
Lol bait bait bait so cringy

>>34802740
Theyd just shoot you in the head and dump ur body in an outhouse hole. +1 for "heh"

>>34807558
>hur durrr bait
What an original post
Not an argument kiddo

Tell us about an Op im loving this

>>34807572

Post the picture of your USP and AK you cum queen.

>>34807848
Don't tell me what to do

This faggot again.

>>34808387

Nah come on now. Everyone on /k/ wants to see your collection.

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>>34801034
>"we really only let the SOCOM guys use these, but you're pretty good. So I'll let you put some of this on your rifle."
>put an AFG, IR sniper scope, and a silencer on my rifle
>score perfect on my shooting qual

I'll take, "Things that didn't happen" for 500

>>34808972
Op is a lying faggot. Either stolen valour or some fucking water dog pog

>>34808897
>>34808928
>>34808972
>>34809046
>retarded civies that have nothing to contribute so they shitpost
Pathetic

>>34809483
This
Bump

>>34801034
You misspelled "Military LARPing"
No such fucking thing happened in your boot camp.

>>34802599
anon this isn't satire
satire is funny
this is just stupid

>>34810504
Contribute or leave
>>34810509
Hey faggot, get out of my thread

>>34810471
>Quoting yourself with "This"

>>34812062
>pretending to be me
Get the fuck out

What the hell happened here?
I just wanted a decent military thread and all these fag trolls show up

>>34812100
Fucking pretender faggot, you're the only troll here. Go jump in front of a bus, civvie.

>>34812062
Fag
>>34812100
This

This was sometime in the mid 90s, when one of the first black people did conscription in Finland.

>Some lower rank officer is moving around the platoon first week
>Weapons issue day
>March the entire platoon to the local armory looking like crap as usual
>Officer commands everyone to stand attentiontion and signals to the guy in the armory:
>I will need 38 rifles, and one kenyan spear

>>34812236
Not sure about the spear part

Anybody know what the height requirement for joining delta is

>Rent my first ar-15 at this mini marine base in norfolk
>close the bcg cover cause fuck it
>"Instructor how do i open this again"
>being an ar-15 noob

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>>34801034

>>34812141
>>34812117
>>34812100
>>34812062
>>34812024
>>34812476
Fags

>>34813144
Nuh uh, you're a fag

>>34802554
Look at me. I am the OP now

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>>34813782

OOP was fag anyway

>score 97 on the ASVAB
>at boot camp doing shooting qual
>not trying to show off or anything but shoot perfect score anyway
>go to automatic fire qual range
>shoot all 30 rounds in the mag through the same hole in the paper in one trigger pull
>next day a bunch of men in suits wake me up at 0300 hours
>they're all from the CIA and want me to join SOG
>turn them down because I expect Delta guys or better
was boot camp boring for anyone else?

Just shoot yourself now its quicker