What should I do /k/? This fucker is the size of a tangerine.

Load it in a chamber. Free ammo.

>>34800857
I'm not going to IWB a fucking brown recluse.

>>34800857
/thread

>>34800784
Do it and post results

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>>34800784
Fire. And lots of it.

>pic related would be enough

>>34800870
That's way too big to be a brown recluse. Probably a house spider

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>>34800784
a tangerine?

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>>34800784
use a shoe you dumb fuck

>>34800784
Damn what the fuck, stomp that bitch

just vacuum it and dump it outside.
or just stomp it and clean it up

>>34800970
typical violent muslim, takes a big man to stomp a spider amirite

>>34800977
It disappeared while I was shitposting and now I have no idea where it is. Please send help.

>>34800990
Spiders are one of the few things that give me the creeps so I'll remove them at any opportunity, two nights ago one tried to jump on me and I probably woke the neighbors with my screaming.

>>34801032
>I probably woke the neighbors with my screaming
they probably thought you were about to level the block

>>34800917
The legs are too thick. This is in Oregon if that helps.

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>>34800784
I choose to let the Spiderbros be.
If they stay up on the walls and ceilings, good on 'em.
If they descend on to the floors the Battlecat will deal with it.

>>34801093
This.

You chose PNW, you chose virtually no biting insects and tons of spiderbros.

Don't be a chode.

>>34801032
Of course they give you the creeps, they eat roaches

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Service guarantees citizenship

>>34800784
Battle buddy thread?

>>34801067
kek

>>34801090
Oregon isn't brown recluse territory. From the size, it could be a pumpkin spider. Feed it bugs.

>>34801424
Legs are too thick and the body isn't that spherical.

>>34801457
Well, your pic is a little blurry. If it looks like a quarter-scale tarantula, it's probably a wolf spider. Harmless.

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>>34800784
Respond with appropriate firepower.

>>34800917
It looks like a Harvestman/Opilione

Try to reason with it

>>34800784
>Get an empty case
>load it with a primer, just the primer
>chamber that round
>put the gun real close to the spider, press the trigger
>Prophet

>>34801930
This is actually brilliant

>>34801032
last night I was trying to go to sleep and a fucker crawled up next to me. He was tiny and I feel really disappointed in how scared i was

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>>34801067

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>>34801067
fuck

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>>34801093

That's how I am too. We got a bunch of these huge fucks at my work, boss tells me to kill them, I just let them be. I name them all Frank.

>>34800784
If you see it again, slide a piece of paper under it and put a cup on top of it, and then let it go outside. It will remember your kindness, and it's kin will defend your home for generations to come.

>>34802215
I hate those fuckers, but I usually don't kill them

>>34800784
Nothing. You're black. He's trying to get away from you.

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>>34802232

They're cool to look at. I really want to find a rifle that's like an inch long, take it to work and prop it with the spider, take pics of it.

>>34802252
A Lego gun would work

>>34802582

That's a good idea. Need to dig through my kids legos, I know those lil cunts have one.

>>34800784
Figure out a way to turn that shitskin to a whiter, more tolerable shade.

>>34800784

call the cops theirs a nigger pointing a gun at you

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>>34802891

I let them have the run of the house except my bedroom. That's an instant death sentence.

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>>34802252
I think goodsmile makes some pretty detailed rifles for their animu figs

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>>34802891

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>>34802891
>the size of a tangerine
Didn't know they got that small

>>34800939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6bD3SpIvk

>>34800870
Don't call OP a recluse

Birdshot

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>>34801067
Give me back my sides

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A frog once appeared on the wall of my bedroom while i was playing vidya
Poor guy was covered in pubes

>>34802247
Say what now? At most I'm like 1/4 sand person.

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>>34801067
XENOPHOBE

>>34804955
>xenofaggot can't differentiate fear from hatred
this is life for nonhumans

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>>34802891
SIDF detected