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is ian from forgotten weapons a asshole or a cool guy?
>>34799324
I saw Ian McCollum at a gun store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Lugers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the guns and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each gun and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>34799331
lol nice pasta
>>34799362
no, not nice pasta, undercooked, stale, and the sauce is bland
To answer OP's question, sort of... I'll pose another question. Why does every Reddit noob coming here have to ask if Ian's a cool guy or not, a faggot or not, or 'our guy' or not? What the hell is wrong with you people? Can't form even the most basic of opinions about a Youtube presenter after watching a few videos? Need people to confirm or refute your own impressions for you to solidify or correct whatever the hell it is you're feeling? God damn it, grow up, grow a pair, and start forming your own opinions. Holy shit guys like you piss me off almost as much as outright trolls.
>>34799324
all amerishart gun owners are assholes because you have to have something wrong in your brain to want to actually kill someone
the average european gun owner does it for love of the sport, not compensating for a small penis or having a power fantasy
>>34799493
>>34799485
lol
>>34799324
I enjoyed his Finland shenanigans.
>>34799493
you are a liar, its human nature to want to fight and destroy and kill stuff and if you dont ever think about shit like that then your a fucking weirdo
>>34799528
it's nigger nature to destroy considering that america is only 52% white
>>34799493
>"You Americans are so savage unlike us Europeans!"
>Proceeds to disobey orders just to go and gun down a crowd of civilians because they don't like you being in their country
>>34799493
idk if y'all saw this but this was the original that he deleted
kek
>>34799711
Freudian Slip there, eh?
>>34799587
Don't forget about anders brevik kek
Europoors BTFO
>>34799493
>when lefties think they understand psychology
L O fucking L
>>34799324
I saw him at a gas station one time. Told him "great moves Ian, keep it up!" And he just looked disgusted and left. Than again I'm a 326 pound neck beard wearing a greasy mlp shirt an a thin blue line cap. I hear he's anti cop so fuck him anyways if that was his reason.
>>34799493
topkek
he is a war criminal
>>34799324
ugly faggot with gross hair. shit tier vids
>>34799928
I disagree, but I really want to know what he'd look like with short hair and no facial hair.
>>34799324
Serbs abandoned Kosovo TWICE. And then lost it. It will NEVER be Serbia again.
>>34799493
>>34799324
I met him once at a range in Arizona. I said hey man it's cool to meet you, and I shit you not he recited the whole navy seal pasta and stormed away
>>34799331
FPBP
>>34799391
Shut the hell up...
>>34799324
>>34799928
I bet you're his old-ass ugly ex wife.
What? Alimony cheques are coming late this month? Cunt.
neither, he's boring. his videos are as interesting as listening to someone read from a Wikipedia page.
>>34799923
>>34800890
I want Ian to tell me bed time stories about French rifle designs, and i want Steve to bring me hot cocoa.
>>34799493
>>34800976
I just want to literally be Steve. He's such a happy, energetic, and enthusiastic person; which I'm not a single one of those things.
>>34801261
i'd settle for hanging out and getting into his ancient cigarette stash
>>34799493
benis
>>34799458
>Goes on /k/
>sees post he doesn't like
>Has autistic shit fit instead of scrolling past it
>>34801287
I can't imagine how strong those Chesterfields must be
Well for everyone who isn't a fag, Ian actually is as cool as he is in his videos. Very polite, well-spoken, and friendly. Pro-2A as anyone.
And Karl #nohomo. Karl is just as nice, but slightly more intense because Karl's brain runs at 100% all the time.
They're our guys.
>>34799331
That story is bullshit man, there are no gun shops in Los Angeles.
>>34802187
nigga what
>>34799458
>Holy shit guys like you piss me off almost as much as outright trolls.
They are outright trolls you tard. And the painties bunched up around your asshole is exactly why they do it.
>>34800557
Wait, Ian got divorced? From the cutie blond? Does that mean he's single?
>>34799324
I met Ian at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Ian shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Forgotten Weapons fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Ian was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Ian McCollum and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
>>34799548
>>34799324
>a asshole or a cool guy
>>34802658
>and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong
>>34799324
>asshole
Also, shit that never happened the post.
>>34802710
No, it's true, I had an 11 month gay affair with Ian McCollum for Forgotten Weapons. I have no idea how you could think that story is fake, my sharp friend.
does anyone have the vid where someone trys go slap ians ass (again) and ian leveled his gun at him, like fucking mid match and they both got b&
>>34802764
Wait it was FOR the show?
>>34802710
>Shit that never happened
Firing on all cylinders?
>>34799493
decent bait, but I've definitely seen better
>>34800890
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>34802883
Holy shit, did that really happen? I must see this.
Also I have no idea if it's true, but I have heard that Ian is a bit of a dick IRL.
>>34801261
have you tried having a high protein & fat breakfast in the morning? I cook a bratwurst with a little melted cheese and some side veggies (whatever I have in the fridge onion, peppers, saurkraut, etc). it's made such a huge difference in my day.
>>34802883
>>34803196
Didn't happen he just smacked him back and stormed off
>>34801287
I watched the german chocolate Shokakola? and the turkish cigarettes video recently, and god damn, i'm not a smoker but those cigarettes looked good as fuck.
>>34803288
>not fish cock
>>34803340
>doesn't even have any cock
why would I want that?
>>34800890
god, anyone here start reading one wiki page, then ending up hitting 2 or 3 links on that page, and then hitting 4-12 links from those and then before you know it youve completely forgotten about the porn you were slappin away at, so your holding a half hard dick reading about something horrible like the byford dolphin diving bell accident
>>34803860
Half the people on this board would be fapping to diving bell accidents.
>>34802187
Are you implying that it is impossible to find plasma rifle in 40 watt range in LA?
>>34799324
I think Ian is a pretty cool guy. Shows of old guns and doesn’t afraid of anything.
>>34800973
Watering the Jews
>>34802764
I refuse to believe this. does this means that Karl is a cuck?
>>34803860
yeah, although usually it's a half written essay, not a half hard cock
sometimes it's both though...
He's a cool guy, I got drunk and messaged him through LinkedIn and he added me
>>34802658
kek
>>34799331
Love this pasta.
>>34805918
Hey pal, just what you see.
>>34799324
Kosovo is not Serbia
>>34799493
Im european and want a rifle to defend the border against german shitskins.
>>34799331
Replace lugers with berthiers
>>34808814
What's stopping you from buying one?
>>34799324
Met him at one of his meetups. He's a cool guy
>>34803860
>so your holding a half hard dick reading about something horrible like the byford dolphin diving bell accident
You wouldn't believe how many times I've done exactly that