When would you go?

>>34789783
Haesteinn of Nantes, early 800s Brittany

>>34789783
Roman Infantry during the Boudicca revolt.
Spectacular battle, low chance of death, slaves and plunder.

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Trooper, 7th Pennsylvania Cavalry, American Civil War.

>>34789783
Legation Guard (we'll say Russian) in Peking, 1900

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>>34789783
I'd serve as an English knight during peacetime; essentially a professional thug tasked with quelling peasant rebellions and championing the interests of my liege lord.

>>34789783

>1814

Soldier, 7th U.S. Infantry, New Orleans.

>>34789900
he said war lad.

Most of you have chosen pretty cozy battles.
You wouldnt want one more...risky?
I think id want to be Calvary for some insane Roman battle that had no odds of winning, just a good old honorable death.

an american fighter pilot in china in 40ss :^)

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>>34789975
War? And risk my life?

>>34790023
dishonorable.
youre not allowed in my doomsday bunker

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>>34790023
shamefur dispray

Let me be a german soldier fighting under Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck in german east africa. Let me be a winged hussar fighting for Sobieski in the battle of vienna. Let me be a tank commander of char b1 in the battle of france.

I have simple wants.

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>>34789783

Jihadist, September 11th, 2001.

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>>34789783
Roman Legionary in Legio VI for the Parthian Wars.
>Serve Rome, gain wealth, and fuck Syrian sluts

Paraguayan War on the Argentina side
Probably would choose to be a sailor.

I kinda feel bad for Paraguay, poor bastards lose a high porcentage of their male population trying to fend off the alliance.

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I'd like a shot at fighting at the battle of Hastings and altering the outcome.

*GUYS*

*HEY GUYS*

*YOU ARE ON FOOT*

*DO NOT CHASE THE FUCKING HORSES KTHXBY*

>>34789783
The early years of the human covenant war in the first quarter of the 26th century serving as a commander of a large naval battle group.

>>34789848
>Roman Infantry during the Boudicca revolt.
>Spectacular battle, low chance of death, slaves and plunder.

Yeah, but all the slave booty would be English chicks. Thanks but no thanks.

>>34789783
World war 2 as hitler so I can do it properly and save the white race. Would go out and see my men in combat riding in on my 10,000 ton super land carrier tank squishing burgers and launching vx nerve gas rockets at the Normandy invasion party and the fleet. Would wipe out a significant chunk of the allied forces and then take their ships.

Sayeret Matkal soldier in either Yom Kippur War or Six Day War

>>34790257

>Goes back in time as Eisenhower
>Proceed to invade major port instead of Normandy

I wanna be a Numidian during the Battle of Cannae.

Get encircled, dago scum

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>>34790115

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>>34790225
Fine. More Brythonic pussy for me after I win the Battle of Hastings.

>>34789783
Either an American mercenary hired on during the Mexican Revolution or a low ranking officer under Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck in German East Africa during WW1.

i wanna be the strongest most badass emu against those aussie cunts.

I'm watching Zulu Dawn now so I guess back then

>>34789783
rhodesian bush war , scouts or light inf

>>34789783
LRRP in Vietnam, because physical wounds heal

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>>34790502
Rhodie cavalry in the Bush War

Vietnam MACV-SOG

>>34789783
1st Emu War

probably as one of the emus

Polish Hussar during the battle of Vienna. Just imagine removing kebab in the largest cavalry charge in history.

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>>34789783
Everyone is choosing hostoric ones which is great but maybe ill keep it modern. Early-mid 2000s as a delta force operator. Get to slaughter thousands of sand nigs with basically no holds barred.

>>34790620
You know early 2000's delta took such high casualties they had to have DEVGRU fill some of their deployment slots. They literally ran out of bodies

>>34789848

But what if you're in Legio IX Hispania

>>34789783
25 September, 1066, East Riding of Yorkshire, Stamford Bridge. As a Hakarl under oath to Haraldr Sigurðarson, King of Norway.

My knowledge of siegecraft and my knowledge of the history of the period and technology in general would turn the tide and allow for the establishment of a scandinavian-gaelic empire that would defeat the English and the French immediately and prevent the horrors of the catholic excesses over the next 600 years. The new world would become Vinland, a pagan stronghold that slowly incorporated the skraeling nations, rather than America, built on the bodies of the conquored and plague-ridden Indians.

Spain nor Portugal would ever rise to power. The Vatican, Byzantium and Mecca would all fall to the axe and trebuchet and their sack would leave them defenseless against the invading mongols in the 13th century, ending the threat of islamic and catholic terror for future generations world-wide.

>>34790656
Source? Id love to read up on that. Also most of the wars being posted took high casualties as well.

>>34790670
lol shame you're such an unconfident skinny little bitch though

>>34790225
>>34790449
Icini celt pussy, actually. Think, blonde irish with little body modesty and few sexual taboos.

>trying to alter history

I would do everything in my power to help the Seleucids crush the Maccabean Revolt.

>>34790686
Your mom didn't seem to think so.

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>>34790598
Underrated

>>34790663
I read somewhere that the "lost legion" really just took a beating in Northern Britain and was rotated back to Northern Gaul/German frontier for refit and was eventually just folded into other units. Can't remember the source but it was something about finding deployment records and artefacts from that legion after their disappearance in the Netherlands or some shit

>>34791026

Still, it wouldn't be the cake walk that guy anticipated

>>34789783

id pick Korea

hold the line against the red horde

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>>34789783
all the way back to the first one

>>34790670

>delusions of glory:the post

>>34789783

I'd be a Cossack, in the period that Russia was using them to colonize shit for them.

>freedom of the open steppe
>trusty rifle in my hands and horse under me
>open writ to conquer and subjugate anything I see
>It's like the wild west but some of the natives you're killing are muslims

Would have been cool to do the skirmishes and small battles under Dercylidas

>>34790298
Underated

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A rodelero in Mexico serving under Cortez. I like to think that Bernal Diaz del Castillo and I would've been friends. Or fighting at the Battle of Tours. Just imagine being the grandson of one of those guys
>yes grandpa we know you saw Charles Martel
>yes grandpa you sure kicked muslim ass
>yes grandpa western civilization owes you everything

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>>34789783
Coldstream Guards during the Napoleonic Wars. Get to travel to Egypt, Spain, France, and finally defend Hougoumont Farm against waves of French attackers with your comrades. Nothing is more glorious than black powder and bayonet warfare.

>>34791596
>Nothing is more glorious than black powder and bayonet warfare.
this, stupid french and their poudre B and stupid maxim and his stupid MG, they ruined everything

>>34791557
>Bernal Diaz del Castillo
excellent reading choice anon.

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>>34789783
Pic related pilot during desert storm. Virtually no risk of death and I get to send hundreds of shitskins to their prophet down below

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>>34790115
I think you just won the internet tonight!

>>34791795
>I think you just won the internet tonight!
i seriously hope you die tonight

>>34789783

I'd just do OIF and OEF over again. At least I would know what I am getting into.

>>34791642
>must be infantry/cavalry
Did you even finish reading the post?

>>34789783
Id fuckin love to be part of the early SAS when they were the L detachment and mostly unknown

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>>34789783
SLIVER SPOON IN HAND

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>>34790463
>pic related

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It would be interesting to be a sailor or a pirate between the 17th and the 18th centuries. Well, except for the part where you travel for months on end with little food and fresh water in a cramped environment full of burly men like you who smell like ass since they never wash themselves, with never a woman in sight and a Captain who will have you thrown overboard at the first protestation. Then, either die of sickness or of a cannonball splashing your guts all over the deck.
Yeah, I think I'll stick to reviving those times in videogames only.

>>34789783
US Marine in Japan during the last part of the Cold War. I get to weeb out and not die, perfect for me.

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>>34789783
If i could id be part of the 3rd SS-totenkopf, I can think of few things finer then to be able to fight with brothers like them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkvhTHsGuw

>>34792189
reddit the post

>>34791342
Glory? hardly. Grandeur? ...maybe.

But the vikings weren't obstreperous fuckwits like most of the christian nations. If you could demonstrate that a weapon, tool or tactic worked, they would use it, no argument.

History is full of examples of one or two men upon whom the hinge of history revolved. Temujin, Napoleon, Ethelred, Rommel, Guderain, DaVinci.

I don't have to be a genius or a superb strategist, I just have to know things that no one else could possibly know at that time and place. things like how to build and employ primitive field artilery in a midevial setting. Germ theory. Navigation and Noth American ethnogeography. A rough order of events in the 50 years to come and what battles will be fought where and how they went wrong.

Not looking to become one of the great names of history. I just want a better version of the world to exist.

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>>34789783
roman legionary
fuck guall scum

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soviet tank pilot

A young Mike Vinning.

>>34790149
Thousands of men willingly went naked into combat and died for their country. Honestly I'd probably fight on the Paraguayan side.

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>>34789783
>>you must be infantry/Cavalry.
>>An able bodied sailor in the 1700s naval battles?
>>Gunner in 'Nam?
would those count as infantry or cavalry?
regardless id go back to my ancestral homelands to fight under Yu Sun Sin crewing a turtle ship(id prefer not to be a rower) to teach the Japs and weebs who the true warriors and the dominant people of Asia are.

>>34789783
One where a lot of the enemy died and a lot of my team didn't and then we could rape and pillage the land

>>34792358

>But the vikings weren't obstreperous fuckwits like most of the christian nations
The vikings of that era were Christians. Hardrada was a Christian.
>prevent the horrors of the catholic excesses over the next 600 years. The new world would become Vinland, a pagan stronghold that slowly incorporated the skraeling nations
Again, The vikings of this era were by and large Christian. Hardrada was a Christian. The last Norse Pagan king (note that he'd be 'king' of a little chunk of Sweden) that might have even existed would die just 15 years later, and he likely didn't exist or lived 100 years earlier.
>If you could demonstrate that a weapon, tool or tactic worked, they would use it, no argument.
Except Cavalry, they never got any good at that.
>The Vatican, Byzantium and Mecca would all fall to the axe and trebuchet
I mean, again, the Vikings of this era were Christians. While there were definitely pagans in the countryside they were starting to fall out of majority, and all the rulers were Christian.

But aside from that, holy fucking shit it's hilarious to imagine your rag-tag band of vikings actually taking on Constantinople. You'd all die, you'd never breach the walls. Even if you built a trebuchet, you would not breech the walls. Even if you built a canon, you would not breech the walls. Never mind you wouldn't have the numbers to actually besiege Constantinople; even if Odin descended from Valhalla and gave you an army, you still would not breech the walls.

>sacking Mecca
I mean great idea but it would end horribly for you.

>and their sack would leave them defenseless against the invading mongols in the 13th century, ending the threat of islamic and catholic terror for future generations world-wide.
The same Mongols who converted to Islam, and were actually rather harsh in dealing with non-monotheists. Better pick between Tengrii, God, or Allah, because Genghis isn't having that Odin bullshit.

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>>34789783

1st Battalion, Company A, 11th Mississippi Infantry, 1861-1865

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7th Marine RCT, December 2004

I'd like to take another swing at that one.

>>34792189
It would be pretty fun to just sail to different ports and pick up tavern wenches.

>>34790149
why was Paraguay not partitioned Polish style after that war?

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>>34789783
Ide go LRRP in the 1st cavalry division.

>>34792672
>gook
>dominating anything
Sure thing Hokyung, when wasn't your shithole anything other than an addition to somebody's empire, whether it was chinks, Russians, or Japs?

>>34790618
did you guys hide in the castles?

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>>34789783
Tatar horse archer in the Battle of Mohi of 1241, serving alongside the legendary Subutai and Batu Khan.

Not only would I have had the greatest pleasure of vanquishing my enemies, and seeing them driven before me... ride their horses and clasp to my bosom their wives and daughters... As well I would have the opportunity to witness the true battlefield brilliance and technological superiority of the steppe nomads, as catapults and firearms are used as suppression artillery for the first time in a non-siege european battlefield covering the combined arms assault of horse archers, lancers and slave infantrymen screens/arrowfood.

And maybe, just maybe, I might chance upon that traitor Berke who would later become Khan to our great demise, and end his misery right there in the confusion of the battle. That the Great Horde of the Steppes never turns to islam, and Tengri - the Eternal Blue Skies - rules evermore in the frozen north.

>>34789783
Ideally flying a thunderchief up route pack 6 (which included Hanoi) Read about those guys. I love planes and gush like a fan girl over those guys. And when I got home sleep in air conditioned rooms.

But as a soldier. Roman Legionary. early imperial period. All the tail I could screw. Good pay and fat retirement. Plus almost guaranteed to be on the winning side in almost every engagement.

>>34789783
'Nam for me. Jungle, cheap gook hookers, drugs, aesthetics, music, kill commies...

>>34789783
'Kay, the Siege of Orleans then with Joan of Arc.
Manage to get into the Pucelle's entourage then I guide her to avoid being put on trial.
Then I get to witness the rise of the first Living Saint in history who can unite all of Europe under the French flag.
[spoiler]Also maybe shank that child molester dude under her command.[/spoiler]

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battle of teutoburg forest
good times, killing civilised romancucks and raping the roman women on the supply trains


>inb4 romecucks get salty about their defeat

Drone operator in 2016

>>34795148
A movie will be made showcasing the mental trauma you suffered.

>>34789783

being from a commie block, I`d love to fight as American on `Nam. I ain`t against commies, I just don`t like non-whites, also I love suffering in jungles and aesthetics of american military from that period

>>34789783
I have mental and physical health problems which would make me a lousy, miserable front line soldier.

So with that... I'll go with the period 1975-1990. Nice and peaceful for most NATO countries.

>>34795164

A movie HAS been made.

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> Go back to 1932
> Be Emu
> Profit

Tanker in the italian army at the battle of vittorio veneto

A Cathar during the Albigensian Crusade.

That old man and his pointy hat 1000 miles away ain't gonna tell me what to believe.

Of course I wasn't in Bézier.

>>34789783
The first Boer war or Die Groot Trek

I would love to btfo some anglos or zulus

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>>34790347
...good luck with that

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US Navy pilot during the Battle of the Philippine Sea, aka the Marianas Turkey Shoot.
It's like a real-life video game except you get to kill Japs in their shit planes.

>>34789783

WW2 - June 1940
French officier fighting to death against German army invading France

I'm going back with my guns and fighting the Romans with Boudica and winning.

US marine, battle of Fallujah. Low chance of death, easy patrols, great civilian interaction.

>>34789783
Battle of Karensebees

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>>34789783
Back in WW2 my grandpa wanted to be a pilot, but he was a little too old se he ended up being a navigator instead.

I never got to knew my grandpa, given the option I'd be the pilot of his Lancaster.

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I'd go back and help my ancestors fight off the Spanish. Then I'll go back and help my other ancestors kill the Aztecs. No one likes the Aztecs.

>>34798042

fuck that shit, 429 AD, keep up the Visigothic and Vandal steamroll and let Arian Christianity overtake Catholicism, just for shits and giggles.

>>34789863
Right there with you, buddy.

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>>34789783

A Spartan at Thermopylae.

>>34789783
1st Ukrainian Front, Red army, 1945 Berlin.
I want that arjuhn muff

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Sailor on British privateer in 1690. Preferably as boatswain or carpenter on ship heading to caribbean.

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>>34794111

>>34789900
Neckbeard fedora virgin detected

>>34790008
WHAT PART OF INFANTRY /CALV DIDN'T YOU GET FUCKTARD

>>34806649
It's literally my job.

>>34793780
>It would be pretty fun to just sail to different ports and pick up syphilis
ftfy

Emu war.

>>34789783
Battle of Morgarten, fighting for the Swiss. Glorious.

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>>34790580
>fight so damn hard only to see your nation taken from you
yeah I love Rhodesia, but that loss would probably kill me if I witnessed it in person

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>>34789783
pilot or gunner in an AH-1Z Viper, or a OH-58 Kiowa in the invasion of kuwait

>>34792736
Didn't Constantinople only fall because of the use of cannons? Also, Vikings were used in as some sort of guard in the aftermath of the 1st crusade I think it was. One of the crusades at least.

>>34792672
Helicopters are air-cavalry

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>>34789783
Jäger in continuation war. First liberating Karelia, then going on behind enemy lines on violent reconnaissance missions, then destroying multiple russki tanks during summer of -44. When the war ends, I would be coming home with bag full of war relics and I would hide some weapon crates in case of russki occupation.

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95th Rifle Regiment, Peninsular War/Waterloo Campaign

napoleonic warfare best warfare

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>>34809637
Watching "Last Days In Vietnam"

They started talking about how the South Vietnamese's country had ceased to exist by the end of the day.

Really made think about how fucked up it would be to have communists destroy your country. Can't imagine what it would've been like to be a Rhodie having to flee to South Africa.

>>34809904

>Didn't Constantinople only fall because of the use of cannons?
Not really. It fell because the Byzantine Empire consisted solely of a tiny scrap of southern Greece and Constantinople, the rest was conquered by the Turks.

Cannons WERE the weapon that damaged the walls, but in 1066 they never would have even been set up. You can't siege a city with a cannon alone, you need manpower too. If you got literally every faction involved in the conquest of England together to band forces by magic, The English, the Norwegians, and even the Normans, you'd only have an army of 36,000 men (at an unrealistically high estimate). It took the Turks 50,000 and they still took some heavy losses against a ludicrously weaker Empire.

Also the prospects of any /k/ommando forging a cannon like the Ottomans did and not having it blow up in their face are...doubtful. The infrastructure didn't exist at all. When we say cannon we're talking a monstrosity the size of God's dick that lobs a 1200lb projectile and really fucks up whatever it hits up to a mile away. It was the third biggest cannon ever made. When your bore is measured not in inches but feet, shit is real.

Even this gun lasted only six shots before it fucked itself too much to be fired.

You'd need to be really sure your metallurgy was on point, which would be difficult since the scientific understanding of steel in this period, in that region, essentially consisted of 'it's magic, we burn fucking peat moss and get iron, can't explain that'. That's not even going into the amount of metal produced, Scandinavia in this time literally could not make a bombard cannon.

>Also, Vikings were used in as some sort of guard in the aftermath of the 1st crusade I think it was. One of the crusades at least
Talking about the Varangian Guard? Started off before the Crusades. They'd actually be fighting against that guy, pretty funny.

japanese in the rape of nanking

>>34789783
Battle of Omdurman, 1898. The last great British cavalry charge in history. To ride alongside a young Winston Churchill.

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>>34789783
A pikeman in Alexander's army.

I just like holding a really, really, *really* long thing in my hands, and stab enemies from 10 feet away.

I also presumably get to enjoy persian pussy, which could be a bonus.

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>>34791615
Rifling and minie balls ruined everything. Once accuracy goes up neat dense formations are no longer possible.

>>34809034
syphilis wasn't invented yet

or was that AIDS

God I can't believe they invented AIDS D:<

>>34811478
just want colorful unis, horse cav and massed infantry to be a thing again, imagine WW1 without smokeless machine guns etc, shit wouldve been awsome

September 1st, 1939 and onwards, enlisted as a standard soldier for the Waffen SS, or an infantryman serving the Heer as either Wehrmacht or Luftwaffe with preference of a Panzergrenadier division engaging in consistent combat.

My second selection would be service in November of 1963, deploying with the Green Berets in the Special Forces Detachment A-734 to Tinh Bien under Lauri Alan Torni so that I could remove rice farmers.

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>>34789783

Czechoslovak RAF squadron in the Battle of Britain.
Our finest hour.

>>34792358
The second you change one thing, those events you've memorized may never happen

>>34791795
fucking retard

companion cavalry during Alexanders conquests.

>>34810364
Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

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Well, easily pic related
but I wish I could keep timetravelling and see/do many other things

>>34813570
coming down the mountainside or as the pikes?

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>>34813570
>as the pikes
I'd be a fool

>>34813668
meant for
>>34813594
obviously

>>34789988
>Roman calvery mostly composed of rich people trying to get "military experience" so they could run for office
The reason for this is so that if you lose the battle you can just run away on your horse

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>>34790663
Then I wish to be not that.
In fact, let me be specific.
Equites in the legion at the Boudicca battle, run down hapless celts, not near front line, excellent perspective of the battle, first go at the baggage train looty n booty.

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Rhodesian bush war, in time for the raid on chimoyo

>ywn gun down commies at point blank range, magdumping your FAL as fast as you can

>>34789783
2003. Iraq. 82nd Airborne Light Infantry. E-6.

>>34790705
Yeah, that's why you didn't get the second slice of pizza, so I got it. Hmm

>>34813488
gangster shit

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>>34789783
Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army of Ukraine, Russian Civil War, 1918-1921

>>34789783
US Pilot, Flying over Hiroshima.
Piloting the Enola Gay


Loads of fun

>>34790225
Remember, the ugly ones in the modern day are the ones that got left behind.

>>34802186
>I'd go back and help my ancestors fight off the Spanish. Then I'll go back and help my other ancestors kill the Aztecs. No one likes the Aztecs.

>pic related is inca not aztecs
>kys

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>>34790222
Have fun losing to fleets ⅓ your size in every engagement

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>>34791795
Someone hunt down and murder this faggot.
Prob. says shit like THIS, REKT, and EDGY.

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>>34817566
>i don't like sports
orly? you don't say gurl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Szigetvár

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Fighting along side my Iberian brothers in the Blue division to destroy communism

>>34818082
kind of like the sig p226
but she thicc and heavy
also a retarded trigger bar spring

decide I like the p210 better
then see the price

colt model 1903 it is then

>>34817132
Is this what the average pol user looks like?

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>>34810329
>Knowing the science behind making steel, brass, bronze, and gunpowder.
>Not to mention early industrial mass production practices
>Not propelling whatever society you chose militarily far past their rivals
>Mfw the Bessemer process 1000 years early

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>>34813668

lol, look at that wuss on a horse.

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>>34818118
lad you're in the wrong thread

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Mongol slaying Persians and Arabs.

>>34819036
until you turn muslim kek

ITT: more of the roleplay make believe shit that plagues /k/.
Do something of your lives already instead of pretending you're battle hardened tough guys who live for he thrill of combat.

>>34810213
Somebody has been watching Sharpe.

1970

>It aint me
>plus full auto isnt banned

>>34819137
>until you turn muslim kek

Those are my ancestors you're talking about.

Some of them, anyway.